The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master
Chapter 326 Master Shan's Fish Pond
Chapter 326 Master Shan's Fish Pond
"Shan Ye Niubi!"
The fans booed.
"Shan Ye's line is too domineering, have you pondered for hours?"
"The fish pond at Master Shan's house is really big enough. It's not an exaggeration to say that he is the richest man in Yujia Village."
"This is probably the richest man in the county."
"It's not impossible to be the richest man in the province."
"Besides, he will be the richest man in the country."
"Then unless there are many century-old ginseng planted at the bottom of the river."
……
"Cough cough..."
Yu Yishan coughed twice, and asked Little Tutu, "Am I speaking too loudly?"
The fans snickered: "Where there is no such thing, Mr. Shan has always been an honest person."
Yu Yishan nodded lightly: "That's right, I was just telling the truth. In today's society, it's quite difficult to be an honest person... Fortunately, I have the determination to be honest, and I don't have any doubts about it. Bragging."
The fans applauded: "Shan Ye, let's start the show, let everyone see how many fish you can catch in your own fish pond."
Yu Yishan didn't joke with everyone anymore, and returned to the position where Little Tutu started to sit with the fishing rod in hand.
Yaoyao at the side was suddenly a little strange.
"It doesn't look like there are a lot of fish in this place? The few people in our area don't seem to catch a lot of fish."
Yu Yishan pretended to be profound and said: "This is the difference in technology."
"Technology? The difference in bait?"
Yaoyao curiously said: "That expert fisherman seems to have brought his own bait."
Yu Yishan Niubi coaxed: "The bait is only a part of the fishing technique, it's just the trail."
"Then what do you mean by technology?"
"Hmph, the techniques I'm talking about are of course different from those of your ordinary fishing friends."
Yu Yishan had a mysterious expression on his face: "This is my unique secret technique, a master-level fishing technique that no one in the world knows."
"Huh!"
A few fans beside him had already thrown away their fishing rods, and followed behind Yu Yishan curiously, wanting to see how Master Shan fished.
Someone couldn't hold back and said: "Master Shan, don't just use your mouth, hurry up and let everyone see your master-level skills."
"Everyone, don't worry..."
Yu Yishan said slowly: "Ahem, my master-level skills really need to use my mouth."
"what?"
Everyone was surprised, what is the technique of using the mouth?
"Could it be that Master Shan uses saliva as bait?"
"It's possible that some animals are said to be able to attract fish with their own urine or feces."
"Isn't it? Does Master Shan also have this function?"
"It's so funny, is it possible that Master Shan is also some kind of immortal?"
"Who knows, Master Shan has always been amazing."
"Hey! Ignorant boy, the mountain master is the mountain god of the [-] mountains. Isn't it strange to spit two mouthfuls to fish?"
……
Seeing the chat on Yaoyao's cell phone, Yu Yishan was speechless.
"What is this all about? When did I say I was going to fish with saliva?"
Yu Yishan slapped his thigh straight: "You guys still say you are my die-hard fans, have you forgotten my trick so quickly?"
"Trick?"
Several fans behind looked at each other in blank dismay: "Does Master Shan have any other tricks in fishing?"
"Could it be..."
"Could it be..."
"really……"
"really……"
"I remembered, I remember Shan Ye also has a fishing song!"
The fans were stunned.
"That's right, Master Shan sang like this at the beginning, and then he caught a big bastard."
"But what does that have to do with fishing?"
"Since we can catch the bastard, we should be able to catch fish too, right?"
"It's two different things..."
……
"Okay, stop guessing."
Yu Yishan interrupted the discussion of the fans, and solemnly announced: "This buddy is right, my fishing stunt is the fishing song I sang."
The fans in front of the camera were immediately dumbfounded.
"Really? Master Shan, are you kidding me? You can catch fish by singing a song?"
Yu Yishan said solemnly: "Of course it is true."
While talking, Yu Yishan baited his own hook.
The bait was prepared by Little Tutu before - stir-fried fat intestines.
This is leftovers from a dinner party.
Yu Yishan's eyelids couldn't help but twitched twice: "I don't have a problem with leftovers, and I don't have a problem with fatty intestines, but this stir-fried fatty intestines... I remember it is the super spicy version?"
Little Tutu proudly said: "That's right, it's super spicy and super spicy, very tasty."
The fans behind were speechless, no wonder you can't catch fish after fishing for so long.
The fans in front of the camera also burst into laughter: "Master Shan, aren't you going to use this fried sausage as bait?"
Yu Yishan threw the hook into the water as if nothing had happened: "What's the matter with the stir-fried fat intestines? For a super fishing expert like me, even stir-fried peppers can be used for fishing."
Everyone sighed with emotion: "Shan Ye Niubi, if you lose all the fishing... then you will lose without regret."
"How could you lose?"
Yu Yishan didn't even look at the buoys on the water, and said to the camera: "There was Jiang Taigong fishing in ancient times, and he didn't even hang the bait..."
The fans behind shook their heads and sighed: "Even if you don't hang the bait, it's better than hanging this super spicy sausage."
Yu Yishan proudly said: "This is how I can show my superb fishing skills."
"Come on, Master Shan, hurry up and start fishing, everyone has already caught one."
Fans started urging.
Yu Yishan said unhurriedly: "It doesn't matter, the visitor is a guest, I have to let him get two first."
All the fans were speechless, are you planning to say the same when you lose?
The little Tutu pinched Yu Yishan's flesh hard behind him: "Hurry up and start fishing, the cow batch is almost blown to pieces."
Yu Yishan's back tightened, and he could only helplessly say: "Okay, okay, it's time to show your real skills."
The fans immediately fell silent, waiting to see how Master Shan would perform his stunts.
Yu Yishan coughed twice again, cleared his throat, and then began to sing: "The fish swimming in the water from my hometown, it keeps calling to me, when the breeze blows around me, there is a voice call out to it..."
"Come back, come back, you wandering fish..."
"Come back, come back, you are tired of wandering..."
Although Yu Yishan's lyrics were neither fish nor fowl, but the singing voice was very vicissitudes. The twenty or so people around were immediately fascinated by it, and they didn't even pay attention to the fishing rod in their hands.
What surprised everyone even more was that Yu Yishan didn't sing a few words, and there were really fish biting the bait below.
While singing, Yu Yishan gently lifted the fishing rod. A huge crucian carp bit the hook and refused to let go, even without struggling.
The crowd suddenly burst into an uproar.
Master Shan's singing... Does it have a hypnotic effect on the fish?
How dare you even eat stir-fried large intestine?
(End of this chapter)
"Shan Ye Niubi!"
The fans booed.
"Shan Ye's line is too domineering, have you pondered for hours?"
"The fish pond at Master Shan's house is really big enough. It's not an exaggeration to say that he is the richest man in Yujia Village."
"This is probably the richest man in the county."
"It's not impossible to be the richest man in the province."
"Besides, he will be the richest man in the country."
"Then unless there are many century-old ginseng planted at the bottom of the river."
……
"Cough cough..."
Yu Yishan coughed twice, and asked Little Tutu, "Am I speaking too loudly?"
The fans snickered: "Where there is no such thing, Mr. Shan has always been an honest person."
Yu Yishan nodded lightly: "That's right, I was just telling the truth. In today's society, it's quite difficult to be an honest person... Fortunately, I have the determination to be honest, and I don't have any doubts about it. Bragging."
The fans applauded: "Shan Ye, let's start the show, let everyone see how many fish you can catch in your own fish pond."
Yu Yishan didn't joke with everyone anymore, and returned to the position where Little Tutu started to sit with the fishing rod in hand.
Yaoyao at the side was suddenly a little strange.
"It doesn't look like there are a lot of fish in this place? The few people in our area don't seem to catch a lot of fish."
Yu Yishan pretended to be profound and said: "This is the difference in technology."
"Technology? The difference in bait?"
Yaoyao curiously said: "That expert fisherman seems to have brought his own bait."
Yu Yishan Niubi coaxed: "The bait is only a part of the fishing technique, it's just the trail."
"Then what do you mean by technology?"
"Hmph, the techniques I'm talking about are of course different from those of your ordinary fishing friends."
Yu Yishan had a mysterious expression on his face: "This is my unique secret technique, a master-level fishing technique that no one in the world knows."
"Huh!"
A few fans beside him had already thrown away their fishing rods, and followed behind Yu Yishan curiously, wanting to see how Master Shan fished.
Someone couldn't hold back and said: "Master Shan, don't just use your mouth, hurry up and let everyone see your master-level skills."
"Everyone, don't worry..."
Yu Yishan said slowly: "Ahem, my master-level skills really need to use my mouth."
"what?"
Everyone was surprised, what is the technique of using the mouth?
"Could it be that Master Shan uses saliva as bait?"
"It's possible that some animals are said to be able to attract fish with their own urine or feces."
"Isn't it? Does Master Shan also have this function?"
"It's so funny, is it possible that Master Shan is also some kind of immortal?"
"Who knows, Master Shan has always been amazing."
"Hey! Ignorant boy, the mountain master is the mountain god of the [-] mountains. Isn't it strange to spit two mouthfuls to fish?"
……
Seeing the chat on Yaoyao's cell phone, Yu Yishan was speechless.
"What is this all about? When did I say I was going to fish with saliva?"
Yu Yishan slapped his thigh straight: "You guys still say you are my die-hard fans, have you forgotten my trick so quickly?"
"Trick?"
Several fans behind looked at each other in blank dismay: "Does Master Shan have any other tricks in fishing?"
"Could it be..."
"Could it be..."
"really……"
"really……"
"I remembered, I remember Shan Ye also has a fishing song!"
The fans were stunned.
"That's right, Master Shan sang like this at the beginning, and then he caught a big bastard."
"But what does that have to do with fishing?"
"Since we can catch the bastard, we should be able to catch fish too, right?"
"It's two different things..."
……
"Okay, stop guessing."
Yu Yishan interrupted the discussion of the fans, and solemnly announced: "This buddy is right, my fishing stunt is the fishing song I sang."
The fans in front of the camera were immediately dumbfounded.
"Really? Master Shan, are you kidding me? You can catch fish by singing a song?"
Yu Yishan said solemnly: "Of course it is true."
While talking, Yu Yishan baited his own hook.
The bait was prepared by Little Tutu before - stir-fried fat intestines.
This is leftovers from a dinner party.
Yu Yishan's eyelids couldn't help but twitched twice: "I don't have a problem with leftovers, and I don't have a problem with fatty intestines, but this stir-fried fatty intestines... I remember it is the super spicy version?"
Little Tutu proudly said: "That's right, it's super spicy and super spicy, very tasty."
The fans behind were speechless, no wonder you can't catch fish after fishing for so long.
The fans in front of the camera also burst into laughter: "Master Shan, aren't you going to use this fried sausage as bait?"
Yu Yishan threw the hook into the water as if nothing had happened: "What's the matter with the stir-fried fat intestines? For a super fishing expert like me, even stir-fried peppers can be used for fishing."
Everyone sighed with emotion: "Shan Ye Niubi, if you lose all the fishing... then you will lose without regret."
"How could you lose?"
Yu Yishan didn't even look at the buoys on the water, and said to the camera: "There was Jiang Taigong fishing in ancient times, and he didn't even hang the bait..."
The fans behind shook their heads and sighed: "Even if you don't hang the bait, it's better than hanging this super spicy sausage."
Yu Yishan proudly said: "This is how I can show my superb fishing skills."
"Come on, Master Shan, hurry up and start fishing, everyone has already caught one."
Fans started urging.
Yu Yishan said unhurriedly: "It doesn't matter, the visitor is a guest, I have to let him get two first."
All the fans were speechless, are you planning to say the same when you lose?
The little Tutu pinched Yu Yishan's flesh hard behind him: "Hurry up and start fishing, the cow batch is almost blown to pieces."
Yu Yishan's back tightened, and he could only helplessly say: "Okay, okay, it's time to show your real skills."
The fans immediately fell silent, waiting to see how Master Shan would perform his stunts.
Yu Yishan coughed twice again, cleared his throat, and then began to sing: "The fish swimming in the water from my hometown, it keeps calling to me, when the breeze blows around me, there is a voice call out to it..."
"Come back, come back, you wandering fish..."
"Come back, come back, you are tired of wandering..."
Although Yu Yishan's lyrics were neither fish nor fowl, but the singing voice was very vicissitudes. The twenty or so people around were immediately fascinated by it, and they didn't even pay attention to the fishing rod in their hands.
What surprised everyone even more was that Yu Yishan didn't sing a few words, and there were really fish biting the bait below.
While singing, Yu Yishan gently lifted the fishing rod. A huge crucian carp bit the hook and refused to let go, even without struggling.
The crowd suddenly burst into an uproar.
Master Shan's singing... Does it have a hypnotic effect on the fish?
How dare you even eat stir-fried large intestine?
(End of this chapter)
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