The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 216 Broken Leg

"It's an illusion."

"Old man Wang said to himself, my appearance is so ordinary, I am inconspicuous in the crowd, and my return rate is almost zero percent."

"My behavior is so natural, not much different from those men and women around me, who would pay special attention to me?"

"Let the old man comfort himself and cheer himself up. The action hasn't started yet, so naturally he hasn't failed. There are many opportunities. He doesn't have to rush for a while."

"Now you should relax a little more, make your actions more natural, and your expression more cheerful. You should be like the men and women who are twisting their buttocks around you, and you should not make any outrageous movements, so as not to arouse their vigilance."

"Old man Wang is very talented in stealing. This is a valuable experience in his youth, and it is also a great wealth in his life. It can be used by him for a lifetime."

"He has a better understanding of those ugly human natures, and he is also better at observing words and expressions. He will ponder people's behavioral habits and psychological activities, which will make his theft even more powerful."

"But his pickpocketing skills were mediocre because he didn't have a good teacher."

"Old man Wang learned his pickpocketing skills from a small pickpocket. The tuition fee is very cheap. A bowl of noodles the size of a small washbasin is only [-] cents including toppings. He drank two or three bottles of soda. .”

"Such a cheap technology is naturally not too advanced, it's just the most common two-finger Zen."

"But the little pickpocket told him that two-finger meditation is the basic skill of all pickpockets, and that a true thief must practice two-finger meditation to the point of perfection, and then he is qualified to be called a god thief."

"The little pickpocket told him again that he must hold at least two pieces of tofu between his fingers, and then he is qualified to be a teacher, and he can go out on the streets and carefully try actual combat operations."

"Later, the little pickpocket even found a special time to show him the ability to pick up tofu. It was really easy to pick up the tofu, and the tofu was not spoiled."

"Old man Wang admired this trick immediately. He felt that he had found the meaning of life and the true meaning of life. He happily bought pork and cabbage and stewed tofu with the pickpocket."

"Actually, after he heard about Erzhi Zen for the first time, he also went to the vegetable market and bought a piece of tofu home. He wanted to try to hold it. He found that it was not too difficult to hold the tofu, but he wanted to keep the tofu completeness, this requires some technology.”

"Later, Old Man Wang began to hide at home and practice in seclusion. He practiced hard tofu techniques. During that time, he ate water tofu for three meals a day, and he shed tears of happiness when he ate it."

"After persisting in such pain for more than two months, old man Wang finally managed to pick up the tofu and kept the tofu intact... Many days of hard work finally paid off. Tears welled up in his eyes and he couldn't help cheering stand up."

"According to the little pickpocket, it took him three full years to practice to this level."

"Three years is not a small number. It means that pickpocketing is also a profound craft, and it can't be mastered by just anyone with just a few practice sessions."

"But Old Man Wang only took two months to reach the level where he can become a teacher. Doesn't this mean that he is very talented as a pickpocket?"

"Therefore, Old Man Wang happily went to find the pickpocket. He wanted to share the joy of his success with the pickpocket, let the pickpocket know his talent, and wanted the pickpocket to take him to the rivers and lakes and steal the world."

"However, when he found the little pickpocket under the overpass, the group of wandering beggars told him that the little pickpocket had his leg broken and temporarily changed his career to become a beggar."

"The place where this incident happened was at the train station. Of course, the cause was that the petty pickpocket missed and was caught."

"But the person who broke his leg was not the owner who was pickpocketed by him, but another group of pickpockets."

"It was a group of out-of-town pickpockets. They occupied the train station like a dragon crossing the river, and declared that this place is their territory, and no one else is allowed to come here to beg for a living."

"The local train station is occupied by a group of outsiders. This is really a strange thing, but this group of people exudes a smell of mutton and cumin, which naturally smoked many opponents away."

"There are many stories about this train station and this group of outsiders. For example, they suffered revenge from the locals that year and ran back to their hometown to dry raisins. The outsiders with cumin-flavored mutton made a comeback. At that time, the locals had no bloody fighting spirit, and they gave up the train station..."

"This is another story. It's too far away from old man Wang, so I won't mention it for now."

"Continue to talk about Old Man Wang. After hearing the news that the little pickpocket lost his hand and broke his leg, Old Man Wang suddenly felt lost. He felt that he suddenly lost the meaning of life. This feeling is like being overwhelmed by the death of his own father."

"Learning two-finger Zen was originally intended to promote the career of theft, and to make myself a higher level of theft, but I didn't expect this technique to be so unreliable. I practiced hard for three years to pick tofu. Skilled petty pickpockets have their legs broken."

"Then do I still need to continue my studies?"

"Old man Wang returned home in a trance. He felt that he was slowly losing confidence. He doubted his choice. Whether he could save the world after practicing two-finger meditation well... Ah bah, it should be getting rich through hard work, running towards Well-off."

"This matter has cast a certain shadow on Old Man Wang, making him afraid to use the two-finger meditation, a close-to-body combat method, for a long time."

"After a few years of fooling around like this, the old man Wang gradually grew up, and he came into contact with more and more pickpockets, and the scope of his business became larger and larger. He learned to form a team, learned to cover and move, and gradually I found out that two-finger meditation is indeed a must-have skill for every thief."

"Just like the little pickpocket said, two-finger meditation is a basic skill. Every thief's two-finger meditation is perfect. Compared with carrying bags and other theft methods, two-finger meditation is more like a technical job."

"It's not that you don't need skills when carrying a bag, but carrying a bag is more like a stream of consciousness, and the two-finger meditation requires operation in addition to consciousness. Come back and let the friends applaud."

"It's not the two-finger Zen that is unreliable, but that little pickpocket."

"If you want to be a good thief and reach the pinnacle of the theft industry, you must practice the two-finger meditation well!"

"Old man Wang finally made up his mind, picked up the two-finger Zen skill again, and continued to practice pinching tofu."

(End of this chapter)