The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 209 Nonsense
Martial arts practice is just a means, not an end.

The purpose of forming a gang organization cannot be that everyone can happily practice martial arts together, and then you will look at me and I will look at you, and then do nothing.

All scientific research is to promote the development of society, not to mention these martial arts practitioners, it is impossible for them to have no purpose.

But no matter what their purpose is, those ancient sects must practice martial arts, at least they must have their own unique skills.

Even if a group of beggars get together, they have to practice their own dog-beating stick method.

Although their main purpose is to beg for food.

These people have practiced martial arts all over, and they are about to start doing things, and the beggars gradually become money beggars, blackmailers, kidnappers, and death...

How could the imperial court tolerate the existence of such forces? Those who threatened the imperial court's dominance would naturally be eliminated, and those who disturbed social order would also be attacked.

Don't do evil because of small things, if these small sects are left alone, when they grow stronger, they will cause big troubles.

Therefore, the imperial court must control these sects.

The sects that are controlled will enjoy certain benefits, but they are also under the supervision of the imperial court, and they may even sacrifice their lives for the imperial court.

Those small sects are not happy to be controlled by the court, not to mention the few benefits, once you are asked to do something, it will be fatal.

Who made you practice martial arts?What else can you kill besides fighting?
So the small sect gradually disappeared, and started an underground organization like a thief.

In the modern society, when the country has stabilized, some small sects began to open halls to teach apprentices and earn a living by selling martial arts.

The state will not take care of them, because in the face of science and technology, no matter how high the kung fu is, it is just a matter of a bullet, and the martial arts school will not be successful anyway.

But there are still some martial arts sects, their inheritance skills are something, it is impossible to change the day, but it is still possible to disturb the social order.

These sects were targeted by some special departments.

Those characters who are more ruthless will be dragged to serve the country, and those who are of little value but somewhat dangerous will be dragged to the police station for filing.

Yu Yishan actually saw a guy who was called by the police station to file a record on the Internet. It was a young man who posted a video on social entertainment software, showing off his climbing skills, and jumped directly from two trees with ease. go up.

When I turned back, I was called by the police station to file for the record. It must be fingerprints, footprints, DNA... all of them must be missing.

If any cases happen in the future, such as burglary or murder, especially the kind of windows that ordinary people can't climb through if they live in high-rise buildings...

As long as clues such as fingerprints and DNA are collected at the scene, these filed materials must be compared, and no matter what bad things they have done, they will not be able to escape.

I feel like my whole life is being monitored.

Who wants to be pulled for the record?
Although I can be sure that I will not do bad things, but the police station takes all the information as reserve materials, and compares it every time there is something. I am the first suspect in any case... Who will suffer from this? .

Therefore, those martial arts practitioners who have some ability are not willing to show up in public, let alone reveal the details of their masters to the public.

In the small circle of martial arts people, they can still communicate with each other, but in front of the public, they will never reveal their true abilities.

If you want to say that he knows martial arts, he will show you two fists and embroidered legs for you to ridicule. Everyone gets what they need and lives in peace.

You want to call them liars, and they don't care.

What is martial arts used for?

Anyway, it's not for showing off, even if it's for showing off, it's for the purpose of recruiting disciples to make money.

But more people choose to cherish their own broom, like Yu Yishan, who has time to teach apprentices?
Can such a skill be taught to others casually?
Therefore, most of the ancient sects are hidden from the world.

Most of the people in the martial arts with real skills are also hiding it.

The same is true of this old man, who is preparing to face Yishan's public trial with the mentality of concealing all secrets.

Since Yu Yishan wanted to talk about his master's affairs in front of the live broadcast camera, he could only talk nonsense.

First pretending to be confused, the old man asked Yu Yishan stupidly: "What do you want me to say?"

"Say whatever you want, as long as it's about your Iron Claw Gate."

"Ah, well... My master's school actually has nothing to say. When I was young, I watched some martial arts movies and novels, and I always wanted to find a master to learn martial arts. After I learned it, I would go out into the rivers and lakes and fight for justice... "

"I was lucky, and then I met my master..."

The old man turned over and let himself lie on his side so that he could speak more comfortably.

He blinked and started making things up.

"My master's martial arts are amazing. He is best at iron sand palms. A brick so thick can be split into two pieces with one palm..."

Splitting bricks is nothing eye-catching, and onlookers were a little disappointed by this description.

Yu Yishan and the others looked at the expression of the old man, as if they were looking at a coin.

The old man didn't realize it, and continued to brag: "Also, my master is also good at iron head skills, such a big beer bottle can be smashed directly on the head, even two or three knocks are not a problem... "

"Ugh……"

The old man sighed again, shook his head and said, "I can't do it. I feel dizzy even knocking on a beer bottle. Now that I am old, I can't do it anymore. I still have a little osteoporosis, and I can't bear to eat high-calcium tablets. Who will give me more?" I have a beer bottle, I guess I have to go to the hospital for half a year..."

Mouthful of nonsense.

Yu Yishandan asked in pain: "Aren't you all iron claws? How did you practice these iron sand palms and iron heads?"

"Ah, yes, that's right! That's right, we are the Iron Claw Gate, so we must have Iron Claw Skills!"

The old man suddenly realized and made up nonsense: "My master's Iron Claw Kungfu is so powerful, what about... have you heard of Jiuyin White Bone Claw?"

Yu Yishan and the others looked at each other, Nine Yin White Bone Claws?
Isn't this something from a novel?

Netizens in the live broadcast room also scolded.

"This old man is so good at tearing, he even pulled out the Nine Yin White Bone Claw. Could it be that his teacher still has the Nine Yin Manual?"

"It's just nonsense, who doesn't know the Nine Yin White Bone Claw, this is obviously a fictional martial arts in the novel."

"I guess this old man will say that he is Huang Yaoshi's disciple, the descendant of Mei Chaofeng..."

"Isn't this nonsense? If I want to hear him tell this story, I might as well go to see the eagle shooting myself!"

"Read any third-rate novel about shooting or anything, it's better than what he said!"

"It's really disappointing, I thought I could see the real martial arts sect..."

"Maybe it's the Master Shan's sect that has real skills. The old man's so-called Iron Claw Sect is far behind, so he's just bragging."

(End of this chapter)