The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 12 Sea Fishing King

When the topic came to this point, Yu Yishan was a little bit dumbfounded.

He originally wanted to play tricks, ask a question for the big guys, and have some fun.

I didn't expect that everyone would really have fun now.

"You really didn't realize that there is something missing in this new house?"

Yu Yishan smiled wryly, "Don't you guys go to the toilet at home?"

"I see."

Netizens exclaimed: "It turns out that Master Shan still has to go to the toilet."

"Master Shan, you are a majestic anchor... what toilet do you need to go to, isn't it enough to go up the mountain and down the river?"

"Yeah, who is interested in you going to the toilet?"

"Forget about the toilet, you should go up the mountain today."

Yu Yishan coughed twice: "Ahem, what, in fact, the most important thing today should be to build a toilet..."

Netizens immediately booed: "Go up the mountain, go up the mountain, we want to see Shangshan!"

Yu Yishan pretended not to see it, and continued: "The toilet cannot be dug underground for the time being, um, there must be a big septic tank..."

Netizens continued to boo: "Go to the river, let's go to the river!"

Yu Yishan continued to play dumb: "I have to find a suitable location first, not too far from home, lest I be late, and not too close to home, lest the smell is too strong..."

Netizens started to make noise in the live broadcast room.

"Protest! We don't want to watch you go to the toilet!"

“There is no need for toilets in the countryside!”

"The sky is the quilt, the ground is the bed, it is most normal for Mr. Shan to wet the bed!"

"Loyal bones are buried everywhere in the green hills, so why dig a hole and wrap up shit!"

"If you don't stay here, you will have your own diarrhea!"

"One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain and fight tigers!"

"We're going up the mountain!"

"You can also go down the river!"

Sure enough, there is a lot of talent on the Internet.

Yu Yishan felt a little helpless at the moment, looked at the flying barrage all over the screen, and sighed: "Okay, we won't build a toilet today."

Cheers erupted in the live broadcast room, and a string of 666 floated across the screen.

Yu Yishan looked up at the sky again: "The weather looks good today, so... I won't go up the mountain today."

Netizens were in an uproar: "What is the reason?"

Yu Yishan calmly explained: "Because the weather is too hot, going up the mountain will be very hard..."

As soon as the words fell, netizens started booing again.

"Sir, you have fallen."

"Have you forgotten the spirit of hard work yesterday?"

"Do you still remember Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake?"

"The anchor has forgotten the fine tradition of hard work and simplicity!"

"If you have difficulties, go up the mountain, if you don't have difficulties, create difficulties and then go up."

"Master Shan, are you worthy of the country and the nation, and our millions of people who eat melons?"

Yu Yishan scratched his head: "Isn't it going to go online like this? Isn't it just going to the mountain? How can such a trivial matter bother me..."

"However, Big Yellow and Little Yellow are still guests at my house, and I took them to climb the mountain early in the morning..."

"What if you wear them out?"

"Especially Xiao Huang...it's just a child."

"Is this my way of hospitality in China?"

What Yu Yishan said was plausible, and the live broadcast room was overjoyed.

"Master Shan, you are so talented! You even got involved with Huang Daxian."

"Huang Daxian originally lived in the mountains, okay?"

"You can think of such an excuse for holding back, won't your conscience hurt?"

"Master Shan, are you serious?"

Yu Yishan glanced at the barrage, and quickly changed the subject: "I've already made up my mind, today we'll go fishing in the river!"

"No way, Master Shan, do you still know how to fish?"

"Don't smash other people's jobs, can't you just go up the mountain?"

"You might as well just go down to the river to fish."

"It's actually good to see Master Shan's fishing skills."

"But... Huang Daxian wants to eat pheasants, they don't like fish!"

"Master Shan, you went fishing, did you ask Huang Daxian?"

Yu Yishan looked at the two weasels not far away, they were still running around happily in the ruins.

"Big Huang and Xiao Huang, do you want to go fishing by the river?"

When the two weasels heard Yu Yishan's voice, they immediately rushed over.

Yu Yishan deliberately asked again: "If you want to go, please nod... Shall you nod?"

Of course Big Huang and Xiao Huang nodded, so they nodded immediately.

Yu Yishan said happily, "Look, Big Huang and Xiao Huang also agree to go fishing."

There was a burst of laughter and cursing in the live broadcast room.

"Shan Ye is too shameless."

"There is actually such an operation."

"However, I am uneducated, and a word of nonsense goes all over the world."

"66666!"

"I don't understand it at all."

"Okay, just go fishing and see how capable the anchor is!"

Yu Yishan couldn't care less about the complaints from netizens, he started to search for his equipment.

He bought a set of special fishing rods before, and planned to learn how to fish like others in his spare time.

It's a pity that he has never had time to spare.

Later, the fishing rod broke, and I don't know how it broke.

Anyway, it was cheap, so he threw away the fishing rod, only the small things like fishing line and hook remained.

Now back home, these things come in handy.

"Now there is only one fishing rod left."

Yu Yishan thought for a while: "I remember that there are some bamboos nearby, which can be used to make fishing rods."

After cleaning up the items found in the ruins, Yu Yishan found a relatively intact rubber barrel and a rusty machete.

He threw the knife into the bucket, called Da Huang and Xiao Huang, and went into the woods in front of the house.

This piece of forest is not big, after passing through, there is a small piece of bamboo forest behind.

"Okay, here it is."

"Next, I will find a suitable bamboo to make an excellent fishing rod."

Yu Yishan picked up the rusty machete and directed the drone to follow.

"It doesn't matter if the bamboo is shorter, but it must be thick enough..."

"Thin? It's too thin..."

"After all, I am a man who will become the king of sea fishing."

"If you fish casually, you will find a few catties and a dozen catties of big fish..."

"Bamboo that is too thin can't hold it..."

Yu Yishan boasted a lot, and netizens also complained: "Blow it, let you blow it up, let's see what high-tech fishing rod you can make."

Yu Yishan doesn't know anything about fishing rods. He is basically a layman in fishing, and he has only read some fishing theories on the Internet before.

Moreover, these various fishing theories have never been practiced.

Finding a fairly satisfactory bamboo, Yu Yishan cut it down from the root.

Remove the branches and leaves, and cut off the part that is too thin at the top, and the fishing rod is considered to be formed.

"What do you think?"

Yu Yishan picked up the fishing rod and shook it a few times like playing with a flower gun: "Is it full of elasticity?"

Immediately, some netizens praised: "It's too fucking full, it's no problem to catch whales."

There are also netizens who just came in and said: "Master Shan, is this going to be a fishing rod?"

"I just saw these woods, I thought Master Shan was already on the mountain."

"Is this going to go fishing in the river?"

"Shan Ye's set of equipment is too shabby, it's like millet plus a rifle."

Yu Yishan looked at the popularity in the live broadcast room, and before he knew it, it had already exceeded [-].

Yes, your habit of going to bed early and getting up early is worthy of praise, but, watching the live broadcast as soon as you wake up...

Then I can only thank you.

Yu Yishan chuckled, and said: "Equipment is not the point, especially for an expert like me, even if there is only one leg hair, that's..."

"Blow! Blow hard!"

(End of this chapter)