The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 118

"Village guard..."

Yu Yishan sighed: "There is an old saying that no fool can make a village, which means that in every village, there will be a fool."

"Friends in the countryside should notice this, that is, there will always be one or two silly people in the village. In the past, almost every village must have one...but now it is rare."

"Because the level of medical care in rural areas was relatively backward and the transportation was inconvenient, once a child got sick and had a fever, especially in the middle of the night, the barefoot doctors in the village would not help..."

"The family wanted to send the child to the county hospital, but the journey was long and there was no means of transportation. The child had a high fever and could not receive timely treatment... In the end, the root cause of the disease fell. have been affected by…”

"Of course, there are still some children who are born with diseases, such as the children left over from the marriage of close relatives, and some are abandoned babies who were abandoned in various villages..."

"For various reasons, including the influence of life and the environment in which they grew up, their brains are generally not very bright, and they are basically unable to marry a wife. They always stay alone and can chat with others. Shy, a little timid, don't talk much, but smile a lot..."

"We don't need to be notified about weddings and weddings in the village. They always seem to be the first to know, and the first to come to help. They work hard and do everything without asking for anything in return, let alone asking for things from the host."

"It's fine for the host to give them something to eat, and they don't go to the table, or wait for the people to leave before serving. The host usually leaves a mouthful of delicious food for them, let them eat and drink slowly, and don't rush... "

"Now that the level of medical care has improved, very few children will be like this..."

"The kind of people you can see now are basically elderly bachelors. They are stupid if they say they are stupid, and they are not stupid when they say they are not."

"Perhaps women are also stupid, but they can always get married."

"There are some old bachelors left... the older generation call them village guards."

"It is said that the village guard came to the world to cultivate hard. He can ward off disasters for the village and block all the bad luck on himself, so he becomes stupid and stupid. The suffering in this life is for the blessing in the next life... This is also a kind of beauty. Wishing them a better life in the next life.”

"Village guards are generally kind by nature, but most of them have five disadvantages and three disadvantages. The five disadvantages are widowhood, widowhood, loneliness, loneliness, and disability. The three disadvantages are lack of money, life, and power."

"So the lifespan of the village guards is generally not long, and they are destined to die alone, and they are ridiculed by the world...just like Mr. Tree in the movie."

"The village guards have no children, and some even lost their parents very early. Therefore, it is usually the villagers who provide them with some food and drink."

"The birth of the title of village guard may be the great love of wise men... At least it gives these fools who are struggling to support themselves a condition for survival."

Yu Yishan sighed, his expression became weird again.

"However, now there is a saying of the village guards, which is very legendary."

"They call the village guards Zhenlingren, which means evil spirits from all directions in one area of ​​the town, three evil spirits and five diseases."

"In this theory, the village guards are generally the most vicious people in the previous life. Before death, they awakened and voluntarily removed one of the three souls and two of the seven souls in the next life. ..."

"I don't know where this statement comes from. It sounds cooler, a bit like a fantasy novel."

"There is also a legend about the village guards, which involves the Temple of the City God..."

"Everyone knows the Temple of the City God. It is a temple used to worship the God of the City God. In ancient times, there were City God Temples in cities. The original intention was to observe the good and evil of the people and bring disasters and blessings, so that you and the Ming Dynasty would not be spared."

"The God of City God is enshrined in the Temple of the City God, also known as Lord City God."

"Master Chenghuang is equivalent to the local parental officer, but a priest appointed by the Yin Division, not under the control of the emperor."

"It is said that the guardians of each village are selected by the Lord City God..."

"This is a bit like a ghost story. As for whether it is true or not... there is no need to study it carefully."

"If there are such lonely old people in your village, please give them a little more respect and care, and it won't cost you anything..."

"This is also the social virtue that my kind-hearted citizens of the Celestial Dynasty should have."

Yu Yishan babbled a lot, while Little Tutu listened with high spirits.

The chat room also became lively.

"It sounds like listening to a story, aren't the village guards very powerful?"

"Speaking of which, there really is such a person in our village...but he passed away a few years ago."

"There is a man in our village who is similar to Mr. Shu. He is in his forties and he still can't find a wife."

"There are such people in our village, but it seems that there is no such thing as a village guard."

"Did your village guards show their hands in the village?"

"To be a village guard, you must be a little wise. You must be able to catch at least a few little monsters, otherwise how can you keep those ghosts and monsters in the mountains..."

"No wonder I always feel that the old Wang in the village is somewhat mysterious."

"Hurry up and learn from your teacher, maybe you can become a Taoist priest in the future, do fortune-telling, catch ghosts..."

"Yes, yes, you are so smart, maybe you can even become a yin official!"

"Go, go, maybe you can cultivate immortals in the future."

"I can be a fool in the future!"

……

Seeing that everyone was talking about the topic in a wrong way, Yu Yishan felt a little helpless: "Okay, okay, don't make jokes about this kind of thing, where are the ghosts and ghosts in this world, daily necessities are the true meaning of life..."

"Come on, let's see how to make braised pork so that it is simple and delicious!"

Netizens were still chatting about mysterious topics like guarding the village, and Yu Yishan didn't bother to interrupt.

The pork belly that he took out just now had also been defrosted. He washed the meat with well water, cleaned the cutting board and kitchen knife, and then started to work.

"Braised pork is a very common dish, and there are many ways to make it."

"Today I'm going to teach you a very simple method that basically doesn't require any spices or ingredients."

"Wash the pork belly, shave the hair, and then cut into cubes. The size of your thumb is enough. Too big or too small will affect the taste."

"Put some oil in the pot and stir-fry the pork belly. It doesn't need to be too long. If you are lazy enough, you can just fry it twice..."

"Is it super easy?"

"It's even easier, add a tael of light soy sauce, stir-fry, stir-fry, stir-fry, it's really fragrant..."

"Okay, add another half pot of water and let it boil."

"Now, this braised pork dish is more than half done."

"Now, I'll just peel off some garlic. For this bowl of meat, about twenty garlic heads are enough."

Yu Yishan sat aside to peel the garlic, and the little Tutu looked at the pot suspiciously, and couldn't help asking: "Is this braised pork?"

(End of this chapter)