The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master
Chapter 100 Where did the Great Immortal go?
Chapter 100 Where did the Great Immortal go?
"Hey, here is a bit like a deep mountain and an old forest."
"The tree is almost meaningless. It's not that tall and not that strong."
"There are a lot of fallen leaves on the ground, and these trees are probably old."
"Master Shan, this place must be very cool, right?"
"The temperature here may be a bit cooler than the sun exposure outside, but it's definitely muggy, hot and humid..."
"This is not a tropical rainforest, why is it so humid and hot..."
Yu Yishan also spoke up: "Yes, it is indeed cooler here, and the temperature is lower than outside, but there is no wind."
While carefully stepping on the leaves and dead branches piled up on the ground, he murmured: "As the saying goes, going up a mountain is easy and going down a mountain is difficult, regardless of the deep meaning, it's about going up and down a mountain itself..."
"It is indeed more troublesome to go down the mountain. This is mainly due to the problem of the center of gravity and the way the muscles move..."
"So, you should be more cautious when going down the mountain, and be careful to roll down if your feet are soft."
As soon as the words fell, the two Huang Daxians rushed down from Yu Yishan, and soon reached the bottom of the ditch.
Netizens immediately laughed: "Master Shan can't do it, his leg strength is worse than Daxian's, isn't it 01:30."
"How could I not?"
Yu Yishan said awkwardly, "I'm just showing you the correct downhill posture."
Netizens booed: "We don't want you to demonstrate, you should go down the mountain quickly."
"We're not here to study, we're here to watch a show!"
"I want to watch Rabbit Catch!"
"I want to see eating pheasant!"
……
Yu Yishan coughed twice: "I'm afraid I have to remind everyone that hunting and killing wild animals is basically against the law. The wild animals you usually know are basically protected animals..."
"Who are you fooling! You have already eaten two hares!"
Netizens burst into laughter.
"Yes, I have eaten wild rabbits, but I didn't kill them, and I didn't buy them... They were all sent to my door by Huang Daxian. I can only be regarded as picking up wild game."
Yu Yishan blinked his eyes, and said without changing his face: "Look, Huang Daxian is not my hunting dog. What he did, I really can't blame it on me."
The netizens were speechless: "It seems that there is nothing wrong..."
Yu Yishan chuckled, then jumped up suddenly.
He no longer moved down so neatly and step by step, but jumped down, and then ran up the slope.
The slope is relatively steep and has exceeded 45 degrees. It is easy to slip and fall when going down the mountain normally, let alone running down the mountain.
If there are no obstacles, maybe someone can still rush all the way.
But in the woods, the ground is covered with piles of fallen leaves, messy dead branches, weeds...
Netizens dropped their jaws in shock.
"Since you are not interested in studying, let me speed up the pace."
"Anyway, ordinary people don't have the opportunity to enter that kind of deep mountain forest, and don't need to think about survival in the wilderness."
"I'll just take everyone to find something to eat. Don't think about wild game. It's okay to find some delicacies."
"For example, mushrooms and bamboo shoots, you can cook mushroom soup or something when you go back at night."
Yu Yishan soon descended to the bottom of the ditch, and there were basically no deep and dense weeds here, and the ground was full of dilapidated litter and fallen leaves, as well as some messy stones.
There is a small stream at the bottom of the ditch, which is about one meter wide, and the water is so shallow that it can hardly submerge the instep.
"It's not a brook, it's just a ditch. It should be a nearby spring that flows here."
"We don't expect to drink this water, it doesn't matter if Huang Daxian is invulnerable to all poisons..."
"Huh? Where's Huang Daxian?"
Yu Yishan looked around curiously.
The terrain at the bottom of the ditch is fairly flat, no trees grow here, and there are not many weeds, and they are all as shallow as a lawn, and Huang Daxian can't hide.
Where else could Huang Daxian go?
Yu Yishan looked around and saw the footprints of big yellow and small yellow. Following the footprints, he walked for a while at the bottom of the ditch, turned around a mountainside, and finally found two big yellow immortals.
They seem to be confronting something.
Yu Yishan hurried forward, took a closer look, and found that it was a small black snake that was confronting the Huang Daxians.
This little snake was looking up at the snake head, staring nervously at the two big fairies, and the snake vomited.
The two big immortals are still outside the range of the little snake's attack, and they don't seem to have any intention of attacking the little snake.
"Master Shan, it's time to grill snake meat!"
"How does Master Shan plan to deal with this little snake? Is it enough for a bowl?"
"Is there going to be a battle between humans and snakes?"
"Shan Ye should yell violently: Get lost!"
……
Yu Yishan looked at the little snake carefully and found that the little snake was injured.
"You guys hurt it?"
Yu Yishan questioned the two great immortals, but they both shook their heads, this matter has nothing to do with them.
Yu Yishan stared at the little snake for a while, and said in doubt, "This snake... I don't know it."
Netizens are happy.
"Don't you want to know every animal in the mountains?"
"This is Chang Daxian, you can call him Xiao Hei!"
"Just introduce yourself and you'll know each other!"
Yu Yishan shook his head: "I mean, I don't know what kind of snake this is."
"It's not a cobra anyway."
"It's not a python anyway."
"It's not a dragon anyway!"
"Anyway, it's not a Jiao."
"It's not a snake anyway..."
The nonsense of netizens is meaningless, Yu Yishan sighed: "Forget it, there are so many species of wild animals, I may not recognize them all, if I don't know them, I don't know them."
After finishing speaking, he added another sentence: "Just like the old man said just now, just introduce yourself and you'll get to know each other."
Netizens suddenly became interested.
"Is Master Shan joking?"
"Shan Ye is going to play the piano to the snake?"
"Don't you believe it, Master Shan and Daxian Huang know each other like this, introduce yourself, be polite, hello, thank you, sorry..."
"Really...do you talk about fairy tales?"
"Show me a show! Give everyone a wonderful show!"
……
As everyone expected, Yu Yishan really took a step forward, and said to the little snake in a serious manner: "Boy, don't be nervous, I won't eat you... You don't have much meat, if you don't have enough to eat, you will break the law."
"My name is Shan Ye, which means the biggest man in the mountains!"
"I am covering this mountain, including you... I am also covering it."
"Relax, I'll show you the injury first!"
"Can't you relax?"
"Stand at attention! Take a rest! Squat down! Sit down! Get down! Forget it... just do it."
Naturally, the little snake couldn't do so many complicated movements, but it lowered its raised snake head, coiled its body together, and became obedient.
This posture clearly shows no intention of attacking.
Netizens suddenly turned pale with shock: "Master Shan, are you a devil?"
"Could it be that you are not actually the master of the mountain, but the god of the mountain?"
"Xiu'er, Xiu'er, Master Shan, why are you so good at showing off? Could this little snake be trained by you?"
"Doesn't taming snakes mean blowing gourd silk? Where is your gourd silk hidden?"
"What does snake taming have to do with cucurbit silk... Ah San plays the flute."
(End of this chapter)
"Hey, here is a bit like a deep mountain and an old forest."
"The tree is almost meaningless. It's not that tall and not that strong."
"There are a lot of fallen leaves on the ground, and these trees are probably old."
"Master Shan, this place must be very cool, right?"
"The temperature here may be a bit cooler than the sun exposure outside, but it's definitely muggy, hot and humid..."
"This is not a tropical rainforest, why is it so humid and hot..."
Yu Yishan also spoke up: "Yes, it is indeed cooler here, and the temperature is lower than outside, but there is no wind."
While carefully stepping on the leaves and dead branches piled up on the ground, he murmured: "As the saying goes, going up a mountain is easy and going down a mountain is difficult, regardless of the deep meaning, it's about going up and down a mountain itself..."
"It is indeed more troublesome to go down the mountain. This is mainly due to the problem of the center of gravity and the way the muscles move..."
"So, you should be more cautious when going down the mountain, and be careful to roll down if your feet are soft."
As soon as the words fell, the two Huang Daxians rushed down from Yu Yishan, and soon reached the bottom of the ditch.
Netizens immediately laughed: "Master Shan can't do it, his leg strength is worse than Daxian's, isn't it 01:30."
"How could I not?"
Yu Yishan said awkwardly, "I'm just showing you the correct downhill posture."
Netizens booed: "We don't want you to demonstrate, you should go down the mountain quickly."
"We're not here to study, we're here to watch a show!"
"I want to watch Rabbit Catch!"
"I want to see eating pheasant!"
……
Yu Yishan coughed twice: "I'm afraid I have to remind everyone that hunting and killing wild animals is basically against the law. The wild animals you usually know are basically protected animals..."
"Who are you fooling! You have already eaten two hares!"
Netizens burst into laughter.
"Yes, I have eaten wild rabbits, but I didn't kill them, and I didn't buy them... They were all sent to my door by Huang Daxian. I can only be regarded as picking up wild game."
Yu Yishan blinked his eyes, and said without changing his face: "Look, Huang Daxian is not my hunting dog. What he did, I really can't blame it on me."
The netizens were speechless: "It seems that there is nothing wrong..."
Yu Yishan chuckled, then jumped up suddenly.
He no longer moved down so neatly and step by step, but jumped down, and then ran up the slope.
The slope is relatively steep and has exceeded 45 degrees. It is easy to slip and fall when going down the mountain normally, let alone running down the mountain.
If there are no obstacles, maybe someone can still rush all the way.
But in the woods, the ground is covered with piles of fallen leaves, messy dead branches, weeds...
Netizens dropped their jaws in shock.
"Since you are not interested in studying, let me speed up the pace."
"Anyway, ordinary people don't have the opportunity to enter that kind of deep mountain forest, and don't need to think about survival in the wilderness."
"I'll just take everyone to find something to eat. Don't think about wild game. It's okay to find some delicacies."
"For example, mushrooms and bamboo shoots, you can cook mushroom soup or something when you go back at night."
Yu Yishan soon descended to the bottom of the ditch, and there were basically no deep and dense weeds here, and the ground was full of dilapidated litter and fallen leaves, as well as some messy stones.
There is a small stream at the bottom of the ditch, which is about one meter wide, and the water is so shallow that it can hardly submerge the instep.
"It's not a brook, it's just a ditch. It should be a nearby spring that flows here."
"We don't expect to drink this water, it doesn't matter if Huang Daxian is invulnerable to all poisons..."
"Huh? Where's Huang Daxian?"
Yu Yishan looked around curiously.
The terrain at the bottom of the ditch is fairly flat, no trees grow here, and there are not many weeds, and they are all as shallow as a lawn, and Huang Daxian can't hide.
Where else could Huang Daxian go?
Yu Yishan looked around and saw the footprints of big yellow and small yellow. Following the footprints, he walked for a while at the bottom of the ditch, turned around a mountainside, and finally found two big yellow immortals.
They seem to be confronting something.
Yu Yishan hurried forward, took a closer look, and found that it was a small black snake that was confronting the Huang Daxians.
This little snake was looking up at the snake head, staring nervously at the two big fairies, and the snake vomited.
The two big immortals are still outside the range of the little snake's attack, and they don't seem to have any intention of attacking the little snake.
"Master Shan, it's time to grill snake meat!"
"How does Master Shan plan to deal with this little snake? Is it enough for a bowl?"
"Is there going to be a battle between humans and snakes?"
"Shan Ye should yell violently: Get lost!"
……
Yu Yishan looked at the little snake carefully and found that the little snake was injured.
"You guys hurt it?"
Yu Yishan questioned the two great immortals, but they both shook their heads, this matter has nothing to do with them.
Yu Yishan stared at the little snake for a while, and said in doubt, "This snake... I don't know it."
Netizens are happy.
"Don't you want to know every animal in the mountains?"
"This is Chang Daxian, you can call him Xiao Hei!"
"Just introduce yourself and you'll know each other!"
Yu Yishan shook his head: "I mean, I don't know what kind of snake this is."
"It's not a cobra anyway."
"It's not a python anyway."
"It's not a dragon anyway!"
"Anyway, it's not a Jiao."
"It's not a snake anyway..."
The nonsense of netizens is meaningless, Yu Yishan sighed: "Forget it, there are so many species of wild animals, I may not recognize them all, if I don't know them, I don't know them."
After finishing speaking, he added another sentence: "Just like the old man said just now, just introduce yourself and you'll get to know each other."
Netizens suddenly became interested.
"Is Master Shan joking?"
"Shan Ye is going to play the piano to the snake?"
"Don't you believe it, Master Shan and Daxian Huang know each other like this, introduce yourself, be polite, hello, thank you, sorry..."
"Really...do you talk about fairy tales?"
"Show me a show! Give everyone a wonderful show!"
……
As everyone expected, Yu Yishan really took a step forward, and said to the little snake in a serious manner: "Boy, don't be nervous, I won't eat you... You don't have much meat, if you don't have enough to eat, you will break the law."
"My name is Shan Ye, which means the biggest man in the mountains!"
"I am covering this mountain, including you... I am also covering it."
"Relax, I'll show you the injury first!"
"Can't you relax?"
"Stand at attention! Take a rest! Squat down! Sit down! Get down! Forget it... just do it."
Naturally, the little snake couldn't do so many complicated movements, but it lowered its raised snake head, coiled its body together, and became obedient.
This posture clearly shows no intention of attacking.
Netizens suddenly turned pale with shock: "Master Shan, are you a devil?"
"Could it be that you are not actually the master of the mountain, but the god of the mountain?"
"Xiu'er, Xiu'er, Master Shan, why are you so good at showing off? Could this little snake be trained by you?"
"Doesn't taming snakes mean blowing gourd silk? Where is your gourd silk hidden?"
"What does snake taming have to do with cucurbit silk... Ah San plays the flute."
(End of this chapter)
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