Almighty substitute teacher

Chapter 168 The Whole Village Holds a Wild Boar Feast
Sun Yuanyuan pointed at his back and exclaimed.

Yang Zhengdong's heart froze, he quickly jumped to the side, and turned his head to see that the wild boar that fell just now had stood up.

Bloody foam was still dripping from the corner of his mouth, staring at him with red eyes, kicking his front legs on the ground non-stop, he looked completely irritated.

There were muffled grunts from the mouth with two fangs, as if he was about to fight him to the death.

Holding a hatchet in his hand, Yang Zhengdong couldn't help marveling at the wild boar's tenacious vitality.

Even if a cow got kicked by him, I'm afraid it won't be good. I didn't expect this wild boar to stand up.

But the wild boar didn't get off the ground either, and the saliva mixed with blood froth kept dripping from its mouth, and it seemed that it had suffered serious internal injuries.

Yang Zhengdong stared closely at the wild boar that was injured and went mad. Although he had never seen a wild boar, he had heard of it. In the old forests of the East, there was a saying that there are one pig, two bears and three tigers.

The wild boar has rough skin and thick flesh, and has an extremely violent temper. An angry wild boar is a "warrior" who is not afraid of anything, and wants to punch a hole with its fangs when it sees the sky.

Yang Zhengdong didn't think about what the wild boar was thinking, it only knew that it was this hateful human being that hurt it, and now that this person was in front of it, he had to "knock to death" this two-legged monster, in order to relieve the hatred in his heart!

Thinking that the wild boar couldn't wait any longer, it sprinted with a squeak, rushing towards it like a tank.

Naturally, Yang Zhengdong didn't dare to fight head-on with it. This wild boar has lived in the mountains and forests all year round, rolling under the roots of trees in the mud. He has long established himself as an "armored warrior", even if he shoots it with a gun, he may not be able to impress him.

"Stand on it and don't move!"

Yang Zhengdong did not forget to tell Sun Yuanyuan and the others, and then he turned around and started running. This place is too flat, and it is not advantageous to fight with the "small forest tank". It is better to find a place with many rocks and uneven ground to save energy.

He ran in front, and the wild boar chased after him. The two ran 600 meters in a short time. Yang Zhengdong led it to a rocky beach, and then stood on a big rock and waited.

As soon as he came in, the "little tank" got stuck, and now he was busy "practicing" pulling out the pig's legs. While pulling out the pig's legs, he probably raised his head from time to time and yelled at him angrily.

"You big old black, continue to be fierce? I will take you back to eat pork today, and wild pork should taste pretty good!"

After Yang Zhengdong finished speaking, he jumped along the stone, turned the back of his knife and smashed it towards the back of the wild boar's head.

It's not that he doesn't want to use the blade, it's better to hit this kind of "armored warrior" with the back of the sword, at least it's not easy to break.

Unexpectedly, the back of the knife hit the wild boar's neck, which really made the pig howl in pain, but his hand lightened, and the hatchet in his hand was only left with a wooden handle. The wild boar became even more angry, and pulled out its leg Like he arched over.

Yang Zhengdong hurriedly jumped away, being pushed on by this hair madly, no matter how good his "Yang Baji" physique is, he would probably feel extremely sour.

What's wrong with this?
Learn from Wu Song?
Hammer with your fist?

Yang Zhengdong's thoughts turned, he quickly turned behind the wild boar, and subconsciously grabbed the pig's tail.

The wild boar was caught by the tail, and began to wriggle and sway the "electric motor hip" non-stop, making him feel that he might not be able to catch it at any time.

Immediately stepping on the stone tightly, the muscles of both arms were like a worm, twisting continuously under the skin, then exhaled and let out a loud shout, grabbed the steel-like tail, and began to swing quickly from side to side.

The wild boar squeaked and screamed after being shaken by him, and gradually lost its foothold, and its four legs kept kicking on the rocks.

Seeing the effect, Yang Zhengdong drank again, and continued to shake, the speed became faster and faster, and finally his whole body turned 360 degrees like a spinning top.

The surrounding rocks and trees could hardly be seen clearly, and the wild boar also changed from screaming to humming. Yang Zhengdong tried his best to stabilize himself, looked in the right direction, and threw the wild boar directly onto a big rock.

"boom!"

The whining of the wild boar stopped, and Yang Zhengdong was about to faint. He tried his best to control his body, shook his head and looked over. The wild boar that was smashed on the stone had already had its brains burst and was lifeless.

Yang Zhengdong tried his best to control the dizziness, walked towards the wild boar, kicked it with his feet, and found that the wild boar had stopped moving, so he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

This thing is so resistant to beatings that he almost lost his strength. He couldn't keep up with a "earth leopard" who was agile Max.

When meeting this "Second Senior Brother", his strength and defense were all maxed out, almost exhausting his "Yang Baji" to death.

You still can't run around in the mountains.

Too dangerous!

This means that he still has some skills, if another ordinary person came over, he would probably be delivering food.

Don't say that the wild boar is a herbivore, thinking that it won't eat people!

You must know that no matter wild boar or domestic pig, this thing is an omnivore!
As long as you can eat it, no matter how many legs you have in their eyes, they will definitely try it.

Who made my ancestors be Marshal Canopy!
Of course this is just a joke, but the wild boar’s ancestor, the Wantooth pig, was definitely a giant in the Eocene and Oligocene. It can reach more than one meter in height alone, and its bite force is stronger than that of a crocodile. The tiger's distant relative, the saber-toothed tiger, hunts for teeth all over the place.

Properly carnivorous creatures, not to mention counting upwards, they are also related to whales and hippos.

Yang Zhengdong took a breath, walked over and grabbed the two hind legs, and carried them on his shoulders with all his might. The weight was definitely more than three or four hundred catties, maybe five hundred catties.

Carrying it to the bottom of the big rock and throwing it on the ground, Sun Yuanyuan and the girls were terrified. Seeing him come back now, they were all crying and laughing.

Yang Zhengdong followed them one by one, and then leaned on the rock to rest. This time he was really tired. No matter how strong his body was, he was still a human being, not at the level of a "superman".

Sun Yuanyuan fed him water, Zhu Xiaoya rubbed his shoulders behind him, and Liang Yalin took the backpack to check what was left.

This treatment is worth it!

"How did you come across this thing?"

Yang Zhengdong asked several girls.

"I took them to the Qibu Cliff, where the pig was sleeping. We stepped on it without seeing it, and woke it up!"

Sun Yuanyuan pointed to a puddle of mud under a rock not far away.

"You guys are really lucky, you have come across this big rock, otherwise you really can't outrun the wild boar here!"

Yang Zhengdong exhaled heavily and said.

He is also a little scared, this wild boar is too big, and the combined weight of several girls is not as heavy as it is. It is certain that the tendons will be broken if it is pushed.

"Zhengdong, there is no such thing in this black pine forest? Where did it come from?"

Liang Yalin asked suspiciously.

"Maybe they came out of the deep mountains, maybe they moved here with their families. Now there is no [pig hunting team], and most of the young and strong go out to work. Basically, not many people go hunting in the mountains. The black pine forest eats There are so many things, they may have moved here to live."

Yang Zhengdong paused and continued: "The earth leopard also lives nearby, so try not to come if it's okay, it's harder than a wild boar, it's impossible to catch it, and you have to explain it to the old branch secretary when you go back to the village!"

"Well, you said these things won't run into the village?"

Liang Yalin looked at the big wild boar and asked.

"Probably not. There is enough food here, so they usually don't go to the village. After all, pigs are afraid of people!"

Yang Zhengdong thought for a while and said.

"Let's go quickly, if you run into this pig's family again, can you still fight?"

Seeing the blood on the pig's head, Zhu Xiaoya couldn't help shivering and said hastily.

"This is a boar. It can't be this big again. If you dare to come, I will catch a piglet for you as a pet, okay?"

Yang Zhengdong said with a smile.

"I don't want it, this pig is ugly!"

Zhu Xiaoya looked at the dead wild boar and complained.

"Don't look at it as ugly, it's delicious to make meat. Go back and stew wild pork with wild honey, it's great tonic! Huh? Where's my honeycomb?"

Yang Zhengdong suddenly couldn't find the honeycomb he got at the risk of being stung all over his head.

Two large honeycombs can at least produce several catties of wild honey, it would be a pity to lose it.

"It's probably lost, don't go back and look for it, it's too dangerous!"

Sun Yuanyuan persuaded.

"It's okay. I probably didn't throw it too far. I still held it when I came down. It should be over there. I saw wild boars attacking you. I should have thrown it there. I'll look for it!"

This honeycomb was obtained with a lot of effort, and there was wild honey in it that he was thinking about. It would be a pity to lose it.

"Why don't you go?"

Sun Yuanyuan was still worried.

"You guys come with me this time, don't worry, nothing will come out again!"

Yang Zhengdong said with a smile.

He was leading the way, and sure enough, only a few hundred meters away, he saw two large beehives lying quietly in the grass, as if they were waiting for him.

Yang Zhengdong went over to lift the beehives. These two things weigh at least twenty or thirty catties, which is quite heavy.

Back at the big rock, Yang Zhengdong carried the wild boar on his back, Liang Yahui and Sun Yuanyuan each held a large beehive, and they walked down the mountain.

As for the damaged backpack, it was carried on Liang Yahui's back. The snacks in it were shared with Zhu Xiaoya as they walked and ate. Anyway, the backpack couldn't hold anything anymore.

Yang Zhengdong said in embarrassment that he would pay Liang Yalin a new backpack. Liang Yalin waved her hand grandly, and she didn't care about a broken bag.

After all, it is the child of the [landlord's family]!

Rich!

This trip up the mountain today, I had a lot of fun and was terrified. If Yang Zhengdong wasn't so good, what might have happened.

Liang Yalin secretly looked at Yang Zhengdong, who was walking on the ground with a wild boar on his back, and thought to herself.

Heroes can always attract beautiful women!

But when she saw Sun Yuanyuan who was by Yang Zhengdong's side, she sighed secretly again, it was still too late!

When he arrived at the village, Yang Zhengdong entered the village from the west, carrying a big wild boar on his shoulders. After a while, almost everyone knew about it.

The wild boar is not a rare thing for the elderly, but I haven't seen it for more than ten years. I didn't expect to see such a big wild boar today. Everyone's instinct to watch the excitement exploded, so they all came over to have a look.

The old branch secretary was also alarmed. When he came out and saw such a big wild boar, he couldn't help but suck his teeth a few times.

Nothing else, this pig is too big!
"Qi Ye, let's have a wild boar feast here today, I'll solve it later, and let the whole village come and have a taste!"

　Thank you [Wangqiuyu] for your monthly ticket reward, and thank you for your repeated guidance in the comments, I hope to continue to support!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)