Almighty substitute teacher

Chapter 154 A Shocking Melon Explodes

Yang Zhengdong took out a thing about the thickness of a thumb, about sixteen to seven centimeters long, and slightly thinner with a small thorn in the front, and asked with an amused expression.

"What is this? Why does it look weird, like a sausage..."

Sun Yuanyuan leaned over, took it from Yang Zhengdong's hand, and asked suspiciously.

"This is a tiger whip!"

Yang Zhengdong replied with a smile.

"Oh... huh? Yah!"

Sun Yuanyuan didn't react at first, but then she should have thought of what a tiger penis is, and quickly threw it to Yang Zhengdong, and immediately ran to wash her hands with a blushing face.

"Don't you study medicine? What's the fuss about..."

Yang Zhengdong muttered in a low voice, and then picked up another one from the box, this thing is really hard to find now.

Tigers have become protected animals. Naturally, it is impossible to cut their "whips", otherwise they will be imprisoned.

Besides, the tiger's "whip" is not so easy to cut. This is much more serious than touching the tiger's buttocks, and it will kill people.

Also, there are no two tigers on one mountain, unless there is one male and one female. This sentence is by no means empty words. Male tigers are very territorial. It is absolutely impossible for two male tigers to survive within a radius of [-] kilometers.

Mr. Gao's two tiger whips are about the same size and size. It seems that he has never encountered a family of tigers.

"Mr. Gao, these two tiger penises and tiger bones are in good condition. It looks like they were handled by experienced people. Are they Kwantung tigers?"

Yang Zhengdong asked the old man with a smile.

"It looks like an expert! That's right, it was attacked by these things when they were stationed in Kanto in the 60s after the founding of the People's Republic of China, so they beat them up along the way. An old medicine jar in the regiment was disposed of. If you like it, I will give it to you. , I can't use this stuff at my age!"

Old Man Gao said with a hearty smile.

"If this stuff is fresh, it's nutritious, but it's useless. It's shocking to watch! There is no medical conclusion that can prove that this stuff is useful for men! But it's okay to drink medicinal wine. The box is estimated to be able to make several big jars!"

Yang Zhengdong checked these things and said.

"Then hurry up, let me tell you that I haven't had a drink for at least ten years, it's almost starving me to death!"

Seeing the impatient look of the old man, Yang Zhengdong laughed out loud.

"Don't worry, I'll write out the list first, and then I'll prepare all the medicinal materials and follow the method. It will take at least one or two months before I can drink it. It's useless to be anxious, Mr. Gao!"

Hearing Yang Zhengdong's words, old man Gao's face immediately became bitter, he thought it would be enough to soak in wine.

Yang Zhengdong wrote the list and gave it to the old lady. She is also a doctor. It shouldn't be a big problem to find these medicinal materials. Fortunately, Lingyun Acupuncture is not just for acupuncture, and some prescriptions can also be done.

"Xiao Yang, when is the next time I will give the old man acupuncture? If it's convenient for you to come over, we can go find you!"

the old lady asked worriedly.

"After this dredging, the next time can be in half a month. But I may need to go to the capital in a few days, and I will come back to do it for Teacher Gao when I come back. It will take about half a year. At that time, I will not say that I will be alive and kicking, at least The old man should have no problem walking!"

Yang Zhengdong gave her the prescription and said with a smile.

"Okay, that's good! Thank you so much for today!"

The old lady expressed her thanks.

"It's okay, Mr. Fang, I can let you spend your old age in a healthy and peaceful way. This is what we should do as juniors!"

Yang Zhengdong said from the heart.

"Okay, this girl Yuanyuan really saw the right person!"

"teacher……"

Sun Yuanyuan blushed and shook the old lady's arm coquettishly.

"Well, Xiao Yang is a good boy with great abilities! Your vision is better than mine!"

"That's what I said, I didn't blind you for nothing!"

The old man over there disagreed.

"Just like you, you were a black charcoal when you were young. Can you compare with Xiao Yang? He has talent, looks, and a leader! What do you have?"

The old lady hit the old man.

"I... I will not be nutritious..."

The old man muttered a word and stopped talking.

Yang Zhengdong wiped off his sweat. Finally, he was no longer just tall. He got two compliments that men like most. It was not easy!

"I'll cook for you!"

The old lady happily patted Sun Yuanyuan's hand and said happily.

"No need, Mr. Fang, I have dinner with friends at noon, and I can't accompany you today. When Zhengdong comes back next time, I will come and see you again!"

Sun Yuanyuan held Teacher Fang's hand and said reluctantly.

"You have all grown up and have your own careers to do. Our bodies are still solid, so we don't have to run back and forth all the time. When your teacher Gao can walk, we will go see you!"

The old lady pulled Sun Yuanyuan and said with a kind smile.

"Well, when the time comes to live at my house, my dad will always miss you too!"

"Okay! I will definitely go!"

"I am coming too!"

The old man also responded.

After saying goodbye to the old lady and the old man, Yang Zhengdong drove her back to school, planning to help her get her luggage.

The dorm aunt was still knitting sweaters at the door, and Sun Yuanyuan greeted her, and the aunt smiled and nodded, still turning a blind eye to him next to him.

"This aunt has a real personality!"

Yang Zhengdong couldn't help muttering.

"Don't talk nonsense, Aunt Chen is a nice person!"

Sun Yuanyuan actually took the initiative to hug his arm and said, suddenly a sense of accomplishment overflowed.

It's not easy for Sun Yuanyuan, who has never taken the initiative, to take the initiative!

"But why does this aunt always knit sweaters? It's summer!"

What Yang Zhengdong admired most about this aunt was her ability to see everything in her eyes while she seemed to be only knitting sweaters!
"Auntie Chen has been knitting sweaters for many years, and she knits a lot every year. The sweaters she knits are given to students from poor families in winter. Many students wear the sweaters she knits for the winter!"

Sun Yuanyuan explained softly.

"Huh? Is there such a thing? I thought this aunt knitted it for her family!"

"Auntie Chen's family members passed away unexpectedly, this is her home!"

"Oh……"

Yang Zhengdong didn't say anything more, he suddenly missed Uncle Wang a little bit, and he didn't know how the old man was doing now?

Aunt Chen and Old Man Wang are in similar situations. They both regard the school as their home, and they may also regard these students as their relatives.

"This is my dormitory!"

Sun Yuanyuan pointed to the house number 502 and said.

"It's the first time in my life to come to the girls' dormitory, so I'm lucky!"

Yang Zhengdong looked around with interest.

This kind of dormitory structure is not much different from the boys' dormitory in his previous life, it is an ordinary tube building with dormitories on both sides of the middle corridor.

"What are you talking about... Really, don't look around for a while!"

"Okay, I listen to you!"

Sun Yuanyuan took out the key and opened the door, and Yang Zhengdong walked into the legendary girls' dormitory together.

The first thing you see when you enter the door is the bunk beds on both sides. There are two bunk beds on one side for eight people, and there are two tables in the middle with stools under the table.

As far as the dormitory is concerned, there seems to be little difference between male and female dormitories. Of course, the female dormitory is indeed slightly cleaner. After entering the dormitory without boys, the ground will always be as if it has not been wiped clean, and there are years of dirt everywhere.

"This is my bed!"

Sun Yuanyuan pointed to the upper bunk next to the balcony and said.

"Not bad, um! It smells like Sister Yuanyuan!"

"I'm going to kill you!"

Sun Yuanyuan watched Yang Zhengdong pull her bed and sniffed it, Xiafei immediately wrinkled her cheeks and said coquettishly.

"Apart from bedding, do you need to pack anything else?"

Yang Zhengdong quickly rolled up her quilt and asked.

"The clothes and so on are already packed in the bag, and there is nothing else. I will help them dispose of the pots and so on when they leave..."

"Well, I knew I would bring you a camera and let you make a souvenir with this dormitory!"

Seeing that Sun Yuanyuan was not in a good mood, Yang Zhengdong walked behind her and put his arms around her waist, and said softly.

"We've already filmed it, and the pearls will be given to me when the time comes, but I'm just a little bit reluctant..."

Sun Yuanyuan said in a low voice.

"Well, I understand, I have experienced it too."

As Yang Zhengdong said, he pecked the beauty's pretty face. It was soft, fleshy, elastic and full of collagen.

"It will take advantage of me. You sit down first, and I'll see what else there is..."

Sun Yuanyuan hurried out of his arms, said angrily, and went to check things.

"Whose computer is this? It's similar to mine!"

Yang Zhengdong looked at the laptop on the table, which also belonged to IMA, and moved the mouse habitually.

"That's for pearls, don't..."

Yang Zhengdong opened the operation window casually, and the laptop was connected to a set of black external speakers, and there was a strange sound coming from it!

"Fuck, you girls...are you also so tasteful?"

Yang Zhengdong was dumbfounded looking at the screen on the computer, and involuntarily uttered a swear word that he hadn't said for a long time.

"I told you not to move! Oh, this Meng Zhenzhu..."

Sun Yuanyuan ran over in a hurry and grabbed the top cover of the computer, looking like she was about to cry.

"Uh...it's nothing, this thing...is also...uh...for the growth of life...it has a certain meaning of learning and education!"

Yang Zhengdong also didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he didn't expect such a shocking incident to happen today, he didn't know what to say for a while.

"You still said...don't talk about it anymore, you know? Just pretend...just pretend you don't know anything!"

Sun Yuanyuan's face was flushed, she was too panicked to speak.

She didn't expect Meng Zhuzhu and others to go out without even closing this thing, and Yang Zhengdong saw it, and she wanted to die immediately.

Would that make him think she was a bad girl too?The point is that she really hasn't seen those crazy women!

"Zhengdong, I... I haven't... I really haven't seen it!"

Sun Yuanyuan was fidgeting, pinching the corner of her clothes and trying to explain.

"Haha... It's not something shameful, there's no need to take it to heart, I was just surprised, it's really nothing!"

Yang Zhengdong got up and hugged her in his arms, and said with a smile.

What is this, a buddy in their dormitory in the previous life, this thing has six hard drives, all kinds of them.

Where does this compare to?

But a group of girls are studying this around the computer... This picture is full of imagination.

"By the way, help me ask Meng Zhenzhu later, and ask her to share the address with me, and I will learn it too... Ah! It hurts! It hurts!"

(End of this chapter)