Almighty substitute teacher

Chapter 151 I Smash My Butt With a Needle
"Teacher Fang, I graduated from the Secondary Normal Department of the Linchuan County Vocational Education Center, and now I am a teacher in a village primary school!"

Yang Zhengdong replied respectfully.

"Elementary school teacher? That's good, that's good! You're still young, you have to keep calm and develop slowly. Who are you at home?"

really!

Doesn't this family survey start?

"My parents died unexpectedly when I was a child. I grew up with my grandfather. In May, my grandfather also passed away. There was also an uncle and an aunt."

Yang Zhengdong took a breath and replied.

Never lose your smile!
This is the most important of the four basic principles and must always be kept in mind!
"Oh, your child's life experience is really a bit tragic. What do uncle and aunt do?"

The old lady still didn't intend to let him go, but continued to ask.

"Uncle is in the vegetable business in Linchuan, aunt was originally in the United States, and now she is doing financial investment in Beijing!"

"Then what's your income as a teacher now? Is there any allowance?"

"I'm still a substitute teacher now, and my income is not too high, so I'll do some part-time jobs to subsidize it!"

"Part-time job? Is it to make up lessons for students?"

"No, it's mainly teaching assistants, writing articles, and writing novels. I started an Internet company with someone in the capital, and then worked as a consultant in a restaurant. I also grow some vegetables in the village and sometimes I can subsidize it."

"So much? Can you be busy driving? It's a good thing for young people to be self-motivated, but it can't delay serious work!"

When the old lady heard Yang Zhengdong telling the truth, she probably felt that he was giving her money for the sake of face, and it was definitely not practical to get so many part-time jobs, so she said a little unhappy.

"Teacher, Zhengdong is really working hard! He is alone with the children in grade six, and the children are all doing well in their studies. They were all in the top ten in the township in the previous round of exams. The final exam results this time are also very good!"

Sun Yuanyuan could see that the old lady was a little unhappy, so she hurried to speak for him. Fortunately, during this time, the two of them talked on the phone every day, and they still knew about Yang Zhengdong's students.

Yang Zhengdong smiled wryly, he didn't expect to tell the truth and make the old lady unhappy, he didn't talk about being a cook or teaching martial arts yet.

Seeing the elders is really...

Ma'am it's so hard!
"Well, young people should be down-to-earth, and they must not be too ambitious! Accumulate experience well, do a good job in teaching, and teachers must set an example for students. After all, being a teacher is not just a matter of talk!"

The old lady's complexion improved a little, and then she started to educate young people on "ideological quality".

What can Yang Zhengdong say?
With a cute smile, he kept nodding his head, yes!It feels like the cervical spondylosis is coming out.

"Yuanyuan, when will the acupuncture master you mentioned come?"

The old lady may have turned to ask Sun Yuanyuan because Teacher Yang had a good attitude in admitting his mistakes, or she might not be interested in conducting a "background check".

"He's already here!"

Sun Yuanyuan replied neatly.

"Where? Could it be...you said he knows acupuncture?"

The old lady was stunned for a moment, then she seemed to come to her senses, staring at Yang Zhengdong and asking suspiciously.

"Yes, teacher, Zhengdong can do acupuncture!"

Sun Yuanyuan nodded and replied.

"He? We are all medical students, Yuanyuan, the teacher also knows that you are filial, but..."

The old lady obviously didn't believe that Yang Zhengdong knew acupuncture, but she didn't want to hurt the filial piety of her students, so she could only talk around the bush.

Yang Zhengdong quickly laughed so hard that his face was stiff, it's so difficult to meet an elder!You have to be well-behaved, you have to be obedient, and you have to be suspicious!
Teacher Yang is a master of acupuncture and moxibustion, okay?
Does Mr. Yang know even pigs with acupuncture?

Teacher Yang……

Isn't Teacher Yang just younger?

"Teacher, Zhengdong really knows acupuncture!"

Sun Yuanyuan was also dumbfounded by the old lady, and quickly emphasized again.

"I know, you are a good boy, but the subject of traditional Chinese medicine is broad and profound, and the teacher can't say how much he can understand at his age..."

The old lady still felt sorry for the apprentice, and she tried not to hurt the enthusiasm of the apprentice when she spoke.

But the implication is, how could a furry child know acupuncture!

"Sister Yuanyuan, let me tell you! Teacher Fang, there is a way to learn the way, and to specialize in the art. Although I am not a medical student, I think I know something about acupuncture and moxibustion. To help some people relieve their illnesses, can I see the patients first and then talk about it?"

Yang Zhengdong still had a smile on his face, but said firmly.

There's no way, the elders can't lose their attitude here, no matter what, they have to keep smiling, who makes it difficult to find a wife.

"Oh? Hehe, you are right, young man. I am too subjective. Come to the bedroom. The old man has inconvenient legs and feet. Please wait!"

The old lady froze for a moment, then immediately responded and said.

The attitude was also different from before, but Yang Zhengdong admired it quite a bit. It seems that this old lady is not the kind of old stubborn bull who doesn't listen to persuasion.

"It's okay, I'll go and have a look!"

Yang Zhengdong immediately replied with a smile.

"That's right, teacher, let Zhengdong take a look, he's really good!" Sun Yuanyuan must be a firm supporter of the Yang faction.

"Okay, it's rare that you are also filial, the old man is sitting in the house watching TV!"

The old lady led them to push the door of the bedroom. This house is still the common dormitory type in the 90s, with a small living room and a large bedroom. An old man with silver hair is also sitting on a recliner in the bedroom watching TV.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, he turned his head and smiled, greeting them.

"It's Yuanyuan who came over. I heard your voice just now. I can't entertain you because of my inconvenient legs. Don't be surprised!"

The old man is in good spirits, but Yang Zhengdong can tell that his face is a bit haggard, which may be the cause of his illness.

"Mr. Gao, don't say that. I brought my boyfriend to see you. He knows acupuncture. Let him look at your legs later!"

Sun Yuanyuan quickly responded respectfully.

"Oh, I'm getting old, and my legs and feet are not working well, so I have to trouble you to keep thinking about it!"

The old man's attitude is very optimistic, and his mental state is also good, better than he imagined, Yang Zhengdong thought in his heart.

"Old Gao, the children are here, let them have a look. Lao Han in the capital is also inquiring about it. I heard that there is a Chinese master who understands acupuncture in the United States. If not, I will take you to the United States to see it in a few days!"

Teacher Fang walked over to help persuade.

"Pull it down, I fought with the American people to death, I don't go to them to see a doctor, my leg hurts and I can't die, what are you afraid of!"

The old man poked his neck and said.

Yang Zhengdong felt happy, it seems that the old man is also stubborn.

That's what people say.

not a family,

Don't go into a house?

"Mr. Gao, I'm Yang Zhengdong, let me check for you first!"

Yang Zhengdong walked over, squatted down, and said loudly.

"Okay! Okay! Check it out, it's okay! This guy is good, he's really tall!"

Got it!
Make another cut!

The old couple are the same.

They are all masters who stick knives in people's chests!

Tall is tall, parents have good genes!

I'm tall... I'm proud!

We also contribute our due strength to the improvement of national textile industry consumption!

Yang Zhengdong took off the blanket covering the old man's legs, and underneath was a pair of shorts, which saved him the trouble of taking off his pants.

"His!"

Yang Zhengdong gasped when he saw the old man's legs.

What kind of legs are these? The green blood vessels are like the roots of an old tree, densely crawling all over the entire area below the knees. This is not a big deal, the point is the... scars between the blood vessels!
Seven or eight scars larger than copper coins are extremely obvious between the blood vessels, and there are many obvious knife wounds with traces of original sutures, walking through the jungle of blood vessels like ordinary centipedes.

"Mr. Gao, these injuries..."

Yang Zhengdong touched one of the irregular circular scars and asked.

"These, the ones bitten by guns and cut by knives, are all left over from the war, did they scare you?"

The old man said with a hearty smile, but retracted his two legs, probably because he was afraid that these two legs would really scare them.

"How could it be? This is your old military medal. It's too late for us to be honored. How could it be frightened? What year were you in the army?"

Yang Zhengdong touched these two legs and felt them carefully. With the "sacred hand", he can basically judge the general situation by touching his hands now, which can be regarded as a work of conscience among the products produced by the system.

"I was born in 20 years, and I am 78 this year. I was a soldier in 35 years. I fought warlords, Japanese devils, and Americans. I also participated in the self-defense counterattack against South Vietnam. Let me tell you, your side I met the teacher when I was injured and hospitalized, and I chased him for more than two years before marrying him back home!"

"Really? Then you have to tell us. I like to listen to things from that era the most. I just need a while to check. You can always tell us. You want to hear it too, sister Yuanyuan?"

Yang Zhengdong gave Sun Yuanyuan a wink. Some parts of his examination will be more painful. It is also a good way to let the old man tell stories to divert his attention. It is just right that the old man is interested in chatting.

"Yes, Mr. Gao! I like to listen to it too, so please tell us carefully!"

Sun Yuanyuan nodded and booed.

"Actually, it's nothing. That year was still in 43. I remember it was winter. The little devils raided our base area. In order to counter the raids, we fought against the little devils several times. Once, we were bitten by the little devil's bullets without paying attention. Take a bite, it's the biggest one on the right leg."

"When I got to the hospital, it was your Teacher Fang who treated me! You don't know, Teacher Fang was so arrogant when I was young! Tiantian was as arrogant as that white swan, and she couldn't even look at her when I was treating my illness. I I’m not convinced anymore, isn’t it just someone with a needle and a tube? What’s so arrogant, I haven’t done much with a gun! I got angry at that time, don’t you want to see my muddy legs? Then I I will marry you home and clean you up!"

"Then I chased after all kinds of things! Your teacher likes flowers, so I picked and sent flowers every day. In the end, I stole all the rose flowers here in the hospital. For this reason, I asked the dean to sue our team leader, and sent them away. I approved it properly, and then took the guard company to plant flowers for people in the hospital!
Your teacher likes bullet casings, so I picked up bullet casings all over the battlefield, and then glued them together with wax to make tanks and machine guns for her. I picked up at least 200 catties of bullet casings a year, but I only gave away a few of them. Those bullet casings Most of them were stolen by the arsenal, they lack refillable shells!
Your teacher likes to eat chocolate, so I went to the barracks of devils to steal chocolates. Those devils were too guarded, so I could only hide in the boxes in other people’s houses and wait for the opportunity. I waited for more than two days before stealing them out. I almost starved to death. !

But these crimes are not in vain, hehe... What happened in the end?Didn't you let me marry you back!College students, who have stayed abroad, still live with our mud legs for the rest of their lives! "

The old man was very talkative and told the story so vividly that Yang Zhengdong couldn't help being amused.

"You old thing, how many years have you brought it up? You are not afraid of children's jokes!"

The old lady was a little shy and couldn't help pinching his arm.

"What's the matter? You are so arrogant and you don't let people tell you? That guy, who dares to look at you more than once, you always have to prick twice when you get an injection. I watched the most at that time, and her ass was almost covered by her It was broken! I found out later, what kind of injection does a doctor give? That’s what nurses do! Poor my ass, I was beaten for three months. The first injection was still medicine, and the second she gave me a saline injection. It's been a month..."

"Ha ha……"

Everyone in the room was amused by the old man, even the old lady couldn't hold back, she slapped him reproachfully and laughed.

"The old man is amazing, but the injection is not in vain. At least people have asked you to marry me and come back home. This business is sure to make money!"

Yang Zhengdong said with a smile while checking.

"That's right! If you don't ask for something, my ass won't hurt in vain! Haha..."

At this time, Yang Zhengdong basically finished the inspection, and covered the old man's legs with a blanket.

"Zhengdong, do you see what's coming?"

Sun Yuanyuan asked quickly.

"Well, I probably know the situation!"

Yang Zhengdong nodded, and asked the old man again: "Mr. Gao, besides being injured, this leg has not been lying in the snow or soaking in water, right?"

(End of this chapter)