Street stall exchange group

Chapter 36
Tie Gui Li, "(sneaky smile) Sir Jian Zun, this statement is wrong, there is no business without adultery, besides, isn't the effect achieved in the same way?"

Fellow Daoist Jian Zun, "(angry) If it doesn't work, I have to sue the Jade Emperor."

Tiegui Li, "Haha, Master Jianzun was joking, Xiaoxian will never smash his own signboard, I still have something to do, so I will slip away first, there is still a deal next time, Master Jianzun will come to me anytime."

After finishing speaking, Tieguai Li ran away quickly.

Su Ming smiled helplessly, what a fool!Are gods so funny?
Monkey King, "Hey, Sword Master is great, he is like that, he is the most treacherous in the whole fairy world."

Fellow Daoist Jian Zun, "Great Sage, thank you for your help and trust this time, I will send a red envelope to have fun."

Ding, Fellow Daoist Sword Master sent a red envelope.

Ding, Monkey King has received your red envelope.

Ding, God Erlang has received your red envelope.

Ding, the Dragon Prince of the East China Sea has received your red envelope.

Within three seconds, the red envelope was emptied.

This hand speed!Worthy of being a fairy.

Fairy Chang'e, "Friend Jianzun, the red envelope is so small, how can a big man be so stingy? (angry)"

I go!

Chang'e is out?

Still being called stingy?
How could Su Ming bear it?

Fellow Daoist Jian Zun, "Fairy Chang'e, this statement is wrong. It seems that besides this deity, the only one who has given out red envelopes in the group is the Supreme Lord, right?"

Monkey King, "Slipped."

Dragon Prince of the East China Sea, "There is a time for regret."

But Yang Jian dived directly and stopped talking.

Su Ming couldn't help but smile.

Chang'e, "Master Sword Master, don't blame me, I was only joking just now, the moon palace is deserted, and the days are miserable, I almost can't live it anymore (sigh)"

Su Ming was taken aback for a moment. Indeed, the Moon Palace is indeed a very deserted place. Being stopped all day is indeed very depressing.

Wu Gang, "Sister Chang'e, I will always be by your side. If life is depressing, why not (smirk)"

Fairy Chang'e, "Get out! (angry)"

Wu Gang: .
Fairy Chang'e, "@剑仙道友, I heard that you are indistinguishable from the mortal world? I have created my own experience in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. I wonder if I can exchange it with Sword Master for something to relieve boredom?"

Experience in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting?

Nothing seems to work.

To be honest, these are girls' skills, and it really doesn't help if Su Ming wants to come, but Chang'e Fairy has always had a special fantasy and existence in Su Ming's heart, and Su Ming can't bear to refuse.

He looked up and looked around, and soon Su Ming's eyes fell on an outdated PSP game console. In today's developed society, this kind of game console has already been eliminated, and now everyone likes to play computer games For games, this game console was also bought by Su Ming from the second-hand market a year ago. It happens that it is useless now, so let Chang'e Fairy play it.

Fellow Daoist Jianzun, "Since Fairy Chang'e spoke, I will naturally feel sorry for the fragrance and jade. I happen to have a thing in my hand that can relieve my distress, so I will give it to Fairy Chang'e."

Su Ming posted the PSP game console in the group and set an exclusive goal.

Fairy Chang'e, "(Surprised) Lord Sword Master, what is this?"

Su Ming patiently explained to Fairy Chang'e how to use and how to play the game console.

Fairy Chang'e, "I didn't expect this thing to exist, it's interesting! It's so interesting, it seems that I don't have to suffer from the miserable days in the future (happy)"

Ding!Fairy Chang'e sent you a piece of experience on piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.

Piano, Chess, Calligraphy and Painting Experience: Chang'e Fairy's experience of depicting in depression, after use, you can get master-level piano, chess, calligraphy and painting skills.

Without even thinking about it, Su Ming clicked to use it.

However, nothing seems to have changed.
Su Ming didn't have any extra knowledge in his mind.

Forget it, let's treat it as a gift to Fairy Chang'e.

Naturally, Su Ming didn't care about it, because Fairy Chang'e was the goddess of his dreams and his favorite fairy.

Soon, Su Ming's face became gloomy. Thinking about what happened today, if he hadn't reacted a little faster, he might have left this world long ago. He has an unclear relationship with Liu Peng.

Fellow Daoist Jian Zun, "@雷震子 Is there any talisman to make people tell the truth?"

Lei Zhenzi, "Shangxian, I've found the right one. Xiaoxian has a truth talisman, as long as he sticks it on him, he won't be able to lie."

Fellow Daoist Sword Master, "Give me a few!"

Lei Zhenzi, "One pack of cigarettes!"

Su Ming almost vomited blood: "Are you robbing? Need a pack of cigarettes at every turn?"

Lei Zhenzi, "(Laughs) Tieguai Li's inferior gourd can cost two packs of cigarettes. My talisman is more effective than his. A pack of cigarettes is definitely not expensive."

Nima!These gods have learned badly.

Fellow Daoist Jian Zun, "No, this is too expensive, three packs of cigarettes!"

Lei Zhenzi, "Up to two!"

Su Ming gritted his teeth, "Deal! (depressed)"

Fortunately, on the way back, Su Ming bought a few more packs of cigarettes, otherwise they would not be enough. Although these cigarettes were not expensive to Su Ming and were easily available, they had now become Su Ming's only means of circulation. It must not be too abnormal, or it will depreciate.

Soon, a pack of cigarettes was handed out, and Su Ming got two truth talismans. In fact, these two talismans are no different from ordinary talismans. They were drawn on ordinary cinnabar yellow paper, but they were sent by Lei Zhenzi. The magic talisman is much more profound than the ordinary talisman.

Failing God, "@剑尊道友, don't forget the little god."

Seeing these two words, Su Ming's scalp became numb. Dare I ask how many people in this world are afraid of these two words? ?
Sun Wukong, "Brother Shuai, you have come out, what are you going to say this time? (smirk)"

Bad God, "Great Sage, don't make fun of me. Last time I was just joking. I was imprisoned by the Jade Emperor for several months before I came out. Great Sage, please let me go!" (Kneel down) "

Taibai Jinxing, "(laughing) Shuaishen, if you want to blame, blame this monkey head, he is the one who tricked you."

Third Prince Nezha, "(Laughs) If there is a cause, there must be an effect. Who told Brother Shuai to go to Huaguo Mountain to eat and drink? He just made Shahuaguo Mountain go away."

puff!
Su Ming couldn't help laughing out, the reason why the bad spirit of emotion was imprisoned by the Jade Emperor was because of the routine of the Great Sage, and the cause and effect was because the bad spirit came to Huaguo Mountain.

Sun Wukong, "Hmph! (angry) You have caused the economy of my disciples and grandchildren in Huaguo Mountain to go backwards for several years. I let the Jade Emperor imprison you for a few months, which is considered light."

Shuaishen, "What the Great Sage said is very true, Xiaoxian will not dare next time (smile bitterly)"

Shuaishen, "Fellow Jianzun, it is said that you have spiritual food? Xiaoxian has suffered hundreds of millions of mental damage during this period, and needs to make up for it urgently. I have a mildew bug here. I wonder if I can exchange it?"

Mildew bug?It seems interesting.

Su Ming grinned.

God of Wealth, "You old guy. (Laughing)"

Fellow Daoist Jian Zun, "Okay! I'll trade it with you, a cigarette for a mildew bug."

Biaoshen, "Is this too little? At least two (firm)"

Fellow Daoist Sword Master, "Forget it, you'd better keep playing by yourself."

Biaoshen, "(Frightened) Don't! I'll change it, can't I change it?"

Ding, Shuaishen sent you a mold bug.

Mildew worms: mildew parasites, sneak into the body, can devour luck and cause mildew.

Su Ming is happy!

This thing just works.

Looking at the time, it was quite late, and there was no point in setting up a stall, so he just lay down and slept. Anyway, what happened to Liu Peng made Su Ming uneasy. Originally, he didn't think about going to bed with Liu Peng. More to settle accounts, but after what happened today, Su Ming realized that sometimes if you don't provoke other people, other people will provoke you, and even want to viciously take your life.

Su Ming must put an end to this kind of thing!

Sleep till dawn.

It was another happy day. After dealing with the dressing, Su Ming brought the things he should bring. Today, it's time to settle accounts with Liu Peng!
When he came to the gate of the school, Su Ming found that everyone looked at him very strangely, surprised, strange, curious... All kinds of expressions made Su Ming feel very strange.

The traces left by yesterday's car accident still remain. Although they have been cleaned up by traffic personnel, some severe scratches are still left.

At this time, Chen Shiyu just got off a black Mercedes beside the school, and Tang Bixia was among them.

"Su Ming, good morning! I heard that you have become a great hero." Tang Bixia walked over with Chen Shiyu's arm, and said in surprise.

"Where is a great hero? It's not as exaggerated as you said." Su Ming didn't have a good impression of Tang Bixia, so he just simply said something perfunctory.

"Tch, pretending to be modest." Unexpectedly, Tang Bixia curled her lips in disdain, and her tone was not friendly.

creak! !
There was a sound of tires rubbing violently against the ground, and a black Porsche stopped steadily at the door.

Su Ming subconsciously staggered a few steps, the shocking scene yesterday was still lingering in his mind.

(End of this chapter)