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Chapter 604 Rise of the Golden Knight
Even if the Sokovia crisis is over like this, the detonation of nuclear bombs and meteorites will make the five gangsters of the United Nations really find the feeling of a roller coaster.Although the crisis has been resolved by the Avengers one by one from the beginning to the end, it does not mean that the Avengers have no responsibility at all in this crisis!
Just like Tony Stark to Ultron!

All the evidence of the birth of Ultron all point to Stark.But Stark couldn't produce any evidence that he had nothing to do with Ultron.So this culprit, which is not considered a culprit, naturally fell on Stark's head.

This did not wrong him at all.

As a price, Stark was ordered not to carry out any development of simulated biological intelligence systems for life, and he was also liable for most of Sokovia's losses.For these requirements of the United Nations, Stark also sincerely and frankly undertook it.

However, why did Stark only bear most of the compensation for Sokovia's losses, instead of all the compensation?Who will bear the small part of the compensation?

Do you even need to think about it?Of course it is the White Elephant Kingdom, known as the world's number one bully!The reasons given by the five hooligans are also very good: there are so many nuclear-armed countries in the world, none of the five hooligans will be lost, Pakistan will not be lost, and even North Korea and Israel, which seem to be the weakest chickens, will not be lost. Why do you call yourself the world The third Baixiang country dropped a nuclear bomb?If it weren't for you, Bai Xiangguo, to be a bully, would the Avengers still give Ultron a chance to make Sokovia fly?
But Bai Xiangguo is also "hard-hearted", and he also stated very strongly that the Sokovia matter has nothing to do with them.If they are not allowed to become permanent members, then Sokovia will never get a penny of "donation"!
You see, the money has changed from "compensation" to "donation" all of a sudden!
At this time, the five gangsters have already found out the ins and outs of the two nuclear warheads that "flyed" to Britain and France.And the British reporters, who have always been faster than Hong Kong reporters, did not know where they got the inside information.They followed the consistent policy of "seeing the hustle and bustle of their own country as a big deal, and seeing the hustle and bustle of other countries as a small matter", and published the original text of the news in the newspaper without even thinking about it.

This time, the whole world was in an uproar!The people of Britain and France collectively petitioned to send troops to kill the white elephant.Especially the people in London who saw the mushroom cloud, they went directly to the gate of Lafayette to sit in a sit-in, demanding that the white elephant, who claims to be the "heir of the glory on which the sun never sets", be severely punished.

At the same time, the news video of Baoer bravely saving London was once again released by the BBC.In just an instant, the Golden Saints Forest became a national hero in England!Many people even gathered together to hold a grand memorial ceremony for Boa. It is said that the mayor of London also proposed to change the name of a square near the incident site to "Saints Square".And it is planned to erect a gilded statue of Boa in the center of the square to commemorate Boa's feat of sacrificing himself to save London.

Baoer:? ? ?
"I'm not dead, my mother is not dead!"

But obviously, no one in the Avengers took Bao'er's "aliveness" seriously, but all of them gloated and laughed wildly.Lan Fu was the worst. The whole person laughed out loud, and suggested that Stark tweet to mourn the Golden Saints.

Then Stark actually sent a collective mourning video for the Avengers.

Now, the whole world really thinks that Boa died heroically to save London!Everything about Bo'er on the Internet was dug up by those who mourned him. Even the video of Bo'er wearing a black suit buying ice cream on the street was recognized by fans and posing for a photo with fans with scissors. People turned it out, and it was so damn hot on the search!

While lamenting Bao'er's magnificence, everyone regretted his untimely death even more.The popularity of Baoer "after death" was so high that even the Pope of the Vatican personally came forward to discuss the necessity of proclaiming Baoer a saint.

But when the news spread on the Internet, people from Baixiang Kingdom were the first to stop it, because they said that Bao'er was the god of Baixiang Kingdom, so why was he canonized by the Vatican?
You must know that Baixiang people have always had the habit of climbing relatives. This time they stretched out their black hands to Bao'er. The source was Thor's nonsense at the celebration banquet not long ago, "Lin is from Vishnu or Buddha." "The words were recorded by a white elephant ethnic executive and posted online.

You see, even the gods of Asgard admit that Lin is the god of Vishnu, who dares to say that he is not from the White Elephant Kingdom?
But when Bai Xiangguo made such a noise, the Dongying people would quit!Who the hell has ever seen a Baixiang countryman who is superb in Japanese swordsmanship and occasionally shouts Japanese and Chinese when making moves?

Then some Baixiangguo scholars jumped out and said that Chinese characters and Chinese are derived from Sanskrit, so it is normal for Lin to know these things as a god!Besides, Lin also speaks Sanskrit from time to time...

Later, flower growers and South Korea also joined the debate, which made the Internet very lively.

However, the fact that Bao'er is not dead seems to be no longer important.Even if Bao'er applied for Twitter, Facebook, and Weibo, no one cared about posting photos of herself and other Avengers on them, and was called a liar by others, so much so that she was officially banned.

Bao'er: What the fuck...

Many days later, Saints Square, London, England.

The name of the square had been changed as early as 3 days ago, and what is going on here today is the unveiling ceremony of the bronze statue of the saint and the memorial ceremony for the golden saint.

Not only was there an OB van for live broadcasting, there were even tens of thousands of London citizens who came to hear the news.To this end, Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur will not hesitate to postpone the North London derby by one day.

The mayor of London stood under the bronze statue, and he read out the eulogy prepared for Boa on behalf of the London city government with a solemn and mournful expression.

"...I saw a beautiful city and a group of outstanding citizens rise from the dark abyss. I saw the people for whom I gave my life live in peace, fullness, prosperity and happiness. I saw that I was A sacred place was held in their hearts, and in the hearts of their innumerable descendants.

What I'm doing now is far better than anything I've ever done.The rest I'm about to find now is far more... peaceful than anything I've ever experienced. "

And just as the mayor finished speaking, the curtain covering the bronze statue behind him was slowly pulled down.A statue of a handsome woman with a height of about 5 meters, wearing a golden lion armor, holding a lion helmet, and long hair shawl, finally slowly revealed the honor of "her".

"Crack!"

After the sound of glass shattering, a man with fiery red waist-length hair and a slim suit appeared beside the mayor.

"Don't tell me, although this statue is not as beautiful as the old lady herself, it is considered your good intentions to create such a large bronze statue that looks like my old lady in such a short period of time!"

After finishing speaking, the man jumped onto the statue, rubbed the face of the statue with his hands, and then continued after jumping off: "It turned out to be 3D printed, no wonder it was so fast! But..." The man grabbed the microphone , roared angrily: "My mother is not dead, not dead, not dead! I have said it countless times, why do you just not believe it? Do mortals really think that a mere nuclear bomb can hurt my mother?"

"Finally, let me emphasize again! My wife is a pure man! Above!"

After finishing speaking, Bao'er casually threw the microphone to the bewildered Mayor of London beside him, and left the scene of the memorial service with pretty steps that were not manly at all.

And all of this was spread all over the world by the live OB van, and now the whole world believes that Bao'er is really not dead!

Then, a photo of all the Avengers laughing wildly around a door bag suddenly appeared on Stark’s Twitter, and the door bag in the center of the photo just happened to be Boa who just appeared in London not long ago .

As for the accompanying text...

"Lin, we're really sorry! /Laugh and cry/Laugh and cry/Laugh and cry"

But it is impossible for anyone with a normal mind to see even a trace of apology on the faces of these bastards!
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