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Chapter 443 Are You Ready To Die?
Chapter 443 Are You Ready To Die?
"Grandpa, do you want to save those two beautiful sisters?"
The girl sitting in the corner asked the old man, but the old man shook his head and taught her earnestly: "Huihui, remember, some people are not as weak as they appear. You are not as weak as they are, because you were robbed by Tian Boguang. Does the other kid need to be rescued, since grandpa's general level of martial arts is not enough, he must have a rough personality!"
"Hey, grandpa, your official hair has regressed again!"
"Children, don't make fun of grandpa's accent..."
The old man is a sensible person, and he can see at a glance that Bao'er and Xiao Bao'er, who are held hostage by Tian Boguang, are fighting each other.From the old man's point of view, if Tian Boguang didn't lose his sight due to his eagerness to run for his life, it could only be because his eagerness and aggressiveness made him lose his mind and hijacked the two people he shouldn't have hijacked among all the people present.
As for rescue...
save who?
Tian Boguang?
And Tian Boguang, who hijacked Bao'er and Xiao Bao'er, not only dreamed of escaping from birth, but even had a YY 18X drama with his sisters.Even if Luo Lang who is not far away does not have Bao'er's true eyes of the evil king, he can guess what Tian Boguang with a lewd expression is thinking at this moment.What else can Luo Lang do?I can only pray that Tian Boguang's luck will be better, and that his death will not be too small.
"Little brother, little brother!" This is not the first time that little Bao'er has experienced death at close range, and this little girl also knows that she will not die if she is stabbed, so she asked Bao'er excitedly: "Are we Should I be more scared?"
Hearing the little girl's words, Bao'er could only let out a long sigh, and told her: "If you want to play, you should play quickly, the old lady's patience is almost at the limit."
Then, the little girl howled without thunder or rain: "Oh, I'm scared to death, help me!"
Well, this girl's acting skills are even more exaggerated than Lin Pingzhi's. She omitted all the progressive emotions and didn't design a plot. After breaking through the bottom line of acting skills, she started her own clumsy performance.
It's 100 times more fake than Joker Xue's lyrics!Just like what the national teacher said when evaluating Ah Fa's acting skills in "The Secret Detective Ling Lingfa": the expression is contrived and slightly exaggerated-you don't know how to act!
Even Tian Boguang, who "controlled" the two of them, discovered the problem, and one of them sighed listlessly after being "captured" by him.The other one was very excited all the time, as if he was playing games with Tian Boguang all the time.
"Hey, you two are enough!"
"What's enough?" Bao'er asked Tian Boguang impatiently: "Are you finished? The whole circle of people in the room are waiting for your literary drama to advance the plot. Don't just stand there masturbating, a little professionalism, okay?" Alright? It's time to talk harshly!"
"Bastard! What nonsense are you talking about? Are you playing tricks on me?"
"Please hurry up and speak harshly, the back kitchen of the Yanyan Tower is still waiting to serve us!"
"Gollum..."
It's good that Bao'er didn't mention eating, but when the food was mentioned, the little girl's stomach immediately growled.The little girl's stomach screamed, and even the other four people in the same group felt a little hungry in an instant.
"Hey, forget it..." Bao'er sighed: "Since your side has been unwilling to advance the plot, then I will play with you for a memory kill!"
"Memory kill?"
Tian Boguang was obviously confused by Brother Baoer's strange words.Although he could understand every word that Bao'er said, Tian Boguang couldn't understand when these words were merged together...
"May I give you a hint, the egg that exploded with your balls on a moonlit night in the capital five years ago!"
Whenever Tian Boguang recalled the moonlit night in the capital that made him a lone ranger, there would be an uncontrollable sharp pain in his crotch for no reason.This was the most embarrassing night in Tian Boguang's life, and it was precisely because of that night that Tian Boguang really understood the meaning of the word "harm"!
"You hurt me, but you laughed it off, you blew up cruelly, and I was so cowardly in pain! Tears flowed, the balls are superfluous, I only blame myself for all the mistakes that night..."
"Bastard! Shut up, don't sing any more!"
"Why?" Bao'er was deliberately angry with Boguang: "The mouth grows under the nose of the old lady, and the old lady can sing whatever she wants! Year after year, ah, life is only for this day. Let the blood be connected again! Wipe dry The blood and tears in our hearts, keep our roots!"
"If you dare to sing again, believe it or not, I will kill you!"
"Okay, come on, let's do it!" Saying that, Bao'er continued to sing: "If you want to sing, you can sing loudly, even if no one applauds for me. At least I can still appreciate myself bravely!"
Tian Boguang was furious when Bao'er sang, and shouted: "Go to hell, you bitch!" The knife in his hand also cut Bao'er's jade neck.
But just when Tian Boguang thought that Bao'er was begging for mercy, he suddenly felt his lower body tighten!This "tight" is not an adjective, but Tian Boguang's actual feeling, because...
"Do you think it's my mother's neck that broke faster, or your bullet and egg?"
As he said that, Bao'er's right palm suddenly exerted force, and a sharp pain shot up from Tian Boguang's perineum to Baihui.It's like if Bao'er uses half a little more strength, Tian Boguang will immediately hit the egg.But Tian Boguang also became ruthless, ignoring the severe pain in his own life, he stabbed Bao'er's throat with a knife!
"God Finger!"
"boom!"
Before Tian Boguang's blade touched Bao'er's skin, a cloud of fire and green smoke burst out from under his crotch, and then bursts of slightly burnt meat scent wafted from Tian Boguang's body.
The severe pain in his crotch caused Tian Boguang to temporarily lose all thinking ability, and even the sharp knife in his hand fell to the ground with a clang, and he staggered back four or five steps, looking at Bao'er with horror in his eyes.
At this time, other people saw Tian Boguang's burnt thighs and the nothing left between his legs.The men present, young and old, tightened their legs, as if it was their arsenal that was bombed.The old man in the corner was not only "feeling the same", he was also thinking about which martial art in the world was so strong that it exploded.But after much deliberation, apart from the "Nine Suns Divine Art", which has been lost for a long time, it seems that there is no other art that can blow up fireworks!
"You! You? You..." Tian Boguang's anger rose from his heart, and the evil turned to his guts. Enduring the severe pain, he picked up the sharp knife and killed Bao'er.
But Bao'er disappeared as soon as his blade approached, and then a voice came into Tian Boguang's left ear: "May I tell you another secret, five years ago, on a moonlit night in the capital, the one who blew up one of your eggs It's not boiled eggs, but the baked eggs sold by Huihui baked buns on Dongzhimen Street!"
At this moment, Tian Boguang finally understood that his arsenal was actually destroyed in the hands of this stinky woman beside her, and she had been teasing herself since 5 years ago.
Nowadays, when enemies meet, they are extremely jealous, not to mention such a life-and-death enmity as chicken and egg.So, Tian Boguang no longer cared about whether he would run away or not. With red eyes like an angry bull, he raised his knife to kill Bao'er again.
Maybe it's because Tian Boguang's troubles are gone, or maybe it's because of his anger and adrenaline secretion, which leads to his improved exercise ability.In short, his speed was two points faster than when he fought Luo Lang just now!But even though his speed was faster, it was still nothing more than that in Bao'er's eyes.
"go to hell!"
While dodging Tian Boguang's sharp knife, Bao'er asked him, "How dare you let my old lady die with your little ability?"
Tian Boguang didn't speak, but used the sharp knife in his hand to answer for his mouth.
"Sa!"
Bao'er suddenly disappeared from Tian Boguang's face and appeared beside Luo Lang.He picked up Luo Lang's saber from the ground, and explained: "I don't want to dirty my knife, so I will borrow yours first."
Luo Lang also smiled, and demanded: "My lord must give me a new one after using it up!"
"The old lady is not polite!"
After Bao'er finished speaking, she appeared in front of Tian Boguang again.
"Ready to die?"
……
the second
(End of this chapter)
"Grandpa, do you want to save those two beautiful sisters?"
The girl sitting in the corner asked the old man, but the old man shook his head and taught her earnestly: "Huihui, remember, some people are not as weak as they appear. You are not as weak as they are, because you were robbed by Tian Boguang. Does the other kid need to be rescued, since grandpa's general level of martial arts is not enough, he must have a rough personality!"
"Hey, grandpa, your official hair has regressed again!"
"Children, don't make fun of grandpa's accent..."
The old man is a sensible person, and he can see at a glance that Bao'er and Xiao Bao'er, who are held hostage by Tian Boguang, are fighting each other.From the old man's point of view, if Tian Boguang didn't lose his sight due to his eagerness to run for his life, it could only be because his eagerness and aggressiveness made him lose his mind and hijacked the two people he shouldn't have hijacked among all the people present.
As for rescue...
save who?
Tian Boguang?
And Tian Boguang, who hijacked Bao'er and Xiao Bao'er, not only dreamed of escaping from birth, but even had a YY 18X drama with his sisters.Even if Luo Lang who is not far away does not have Bao'er's true eyes of the evil king, he can guess what Tian Boguang with a lewd expression is thinking at this moment.What else can Luo Lang do?I can only pray that Tian Boguang's luck will be better, and that his death will not be too small.
"Little brother, little brother!" This is not the first time that little Bao'er has experienced death at close range, and this little girl also knows that she will not die if she is stabbed, so she asked Bao'er excitedly: "Are we Should I be more scared?"
Hearing the little girl's words, Bao'er could only let out a long sigh, and told her: "If you want to play, you should play quickly, the old lady's patience is almost at the limit."
Then, the little girl howled without thunder or rain: "Oh, I'm scared to death, help me!"
Well, this girl's acting skills are even more exaggerated than Lin Pingzhi's. She omitted all the progressive emotions and didn't design a plot. After breaking through the bottom line of acting skills, she started her own clumsy performance.
It's 100 times more fake than Joker Xue's lyrics!Just like what the national teacher said when evaluating Ah Fa's acting skills in "The Secret Detective Ling Lingfa": the expression is contrived and slightly exaggerated-you don't know how to act!
Even Tian Boguang, who "controlled" the two of them, discovered the problem, and one of them sighed listlessly after being "captured" by him.The other one was very excited all the time, as if he was playing games with Tian Boguang all the time.
"Hey, you two are enough!"
"What's enough?" Bao'er asked Tian Boguang impatiently: "Are you finished? The whole circle of people in the room are waiting for your literary drama to advance the plot. Don't just stand there masturbating, a little professionalism, okay?" Alright? It's time to talk harshly!"
"Bastard! What nonsense are you talking about? Are you playing tricks on me?"
"Please hurry up and speak harshly, the back kitchen of the Yanyan Tower is still waiting to serve us!"
"Gollum..."
It's good that Bao'er didn't mention eating, but when the food was mentioned, the little girl's stomach immediately growled.The little girl's stomach screamed, and even the other four people in the same group felt a little hungry in an instant.
"Hey, forget it..." Bao'er sighed: "Since your side has been unwilling to advance the plot, then I will play with you for a memory kill!"
"Memory kill?"
Tian Boguang was obviously confused by Brother Baoer's strange words.Although he could understand every word that Bao'er said, Tian Boguang couldn't understand when these words were merged together...
"May I give you a hint, the egg that exploded with your balls on a moonlit night in the capital five years ago!"
Whenever Tian Boguang recalled the moonlit night in the capital that made him a lone ranger, there would be an uncontrollable sharp pain in his crotch for no reason.This was the most embarrassing night in Tian Boguang's life, and it was precisely because of that night that Tian Boguang really understood the meaning of the word "harm"!
"You hurt me, but you laughed it off, you blew up cruelly, and I was so cowardly in pain! Tears flowed, the balls are superfluous, I only blame myself for all the mistakes that night..."
"Bastard! Shut up, don't sing any more!"
"Why?" Bao'er was deliberately angry with Boguang: "The mouth grows under the nose of the old lady, and the old lady can sing whatever she wants! Year after year, ah, life is only for this day. Let the blood be connected again! Wipe dry The blood and tears in our hearts, keep our roots!"
"If you dare to sing again, believe it or not, I will kill you!"
"Okay, come on, let's do it!" Saying that, Bao'er continued to sing: "If you want to sing, you can sing loudly, even if no one applauds for me. At least I can still appreciate myself bravely!"
Tian Boguang was furious when Bao'er sang, and shouted: "Go to hell, you bitch!" The knife in his hand also cut Bao'er's jade neck.
But just when Tian Boguang thought that Bao'er was begging for mercy, he suddenly felt his lower body tighten!This "tight" is not an adjective, but Tian Boguang's actual feeling, because...
"Do you think it's my mother's neck that broke faster, or your bullet and egg?"
As he said that, Bao'er's right palm suddenly exerted force, and a sharp pain shot up from Tian Boguang's perineum to Baihui.It's like if Bao'er uses half a little more strength, Tian Boguang will immediately hit the egg.But Tian Boguang also became ruthless, ignoring the severe pain in his own life, he stabbed Bao'er's throat with a knife!
"God Finger!"
"boom!"
Before Tian Boguang's blade touched Bao'er's skin, a cloud of fire and green smoke burst out from under his crotch, and then bursts of slightly burnt meat scent wafted from Tian Boguang's body.
The severe pain in his crotch caused Tian Boguang to temporarily lose all thinking ability, and even the sharp knife in his hand fell to the ground with a clang, and he staggered back four or five steps, looking at Bao'er with horror in his eyes.
At this time, other people saw Tian Boguang's burnt thighs and the nothing left between his legs.The men present, young and old, tightened their legs, as if it was their arsenal that was bombed.The old man in the corner was not only "feeling the same", he was also thinking about which martial art in the world was so strong that it exploded.But after much deliberation, apart from the "Nine Suns Divine Art", which has been lost for a long time, it seems that there is no other art that can blow up fireworks!
"You! You? You..." Tian Boguang's anger rose from his heart, and the evil turned to his guts. Enduring the severe pain, he picked up the sharp knife and killed Bao'er.
But Bao'er disappeared as soon as his blade approached, and then a voice came into Tian Boguang's left ear: "May I tell you another secret, five years ago, on a moonlit night in the capital, the one who blew up one of your eggs It's not boiled eggs, but the baked eggs sold by Huihui baked buns on Dongzhimen Street!"
At this moment, Tian Boguang finally understood that his arsenal was actually destroyed in the hands of this stinky woman beside her, and she had been teasing herself since 5 years ago.
Nowadays, when enemies meet, they are extremely jealous, not to mention such a life-and-death enmity as chicken and egg.So, Tian Boguang no longer cared about whether he would run away or not. With red eyes like an angry bull, he raised his knife to kill Bao'er again.
Maybe it's because Tian Boguang's troubles are gone, or maybe it's because of his anger and adrenaline secretion, which leads to his improved exercise ability.In short, his speed was two points faster than when he fought Luo Lang just now!But even though his speed was faster, it was still nothing more than that in Bao'er's eyes.
"go to hell!"
While dodging Tian Boguang's sharp knife, Bao'er asked him, "How dare you let my old lady die with your little ability?"
Tian Boguang didn't speak, but used the sharp knife in his hand to answer for his mouth.
"Sa!"
Bao'er suddenly disappeared from Tian Boguang's face and appeared beside Luo Lang.He picked up Luo Lang's saber from the ground, and explained: "I don't want to dirty my knife, so I will borrow yours first."
Luo Lang also smiled, and demanded: "My lord must give me a new one after using it up!"
"The old lady is not polite!"
After Bao'er finished speaking, she appeared in front of Tian Boguang again.
"Ready to die?"
……
the second
(End of this chapter)
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