Chapter 3 Gamers
In this chapter, let's talk about Lin Tianxing, the white-clothed boy... Forget it, let's call him Bao'er, who made him a big guy in women's clothing!

(Author: The word Bao'er is particularly easy to type!)

In fact, when Lin Baoer was about to leave her mother's body, she knew that she had neither a little brother nor a little sister in her lower body.

Because besides the idiot, when anyone was reborn, a voice suddenly sounded in his head, "The RPG system has been bound, and the game system is just starting. The player's choice in the game may lead to GAME OVER. Please choose carefully. I wish you a happy game." !” Such words will make you so happy that you can’t wait to take off.

But what if there is a disgusting sentence added to the system activation?
[Warning, the game has detected that the host lacks gonads and cannot secrete related growth hormones.In order to ensure the normal growth of players, please complete the first task as soon as possible, activate the game DLC - Grow with me, and the game DLC will provide players with the hormones needed for growth. 】

Although Lin Baoer could no longer remember who he was before his rebirth, his knowledge did not go with his name.Let’s not talk about how much impact the absence of gonads will have on Lin Baoer’s future life (how big it can be, at most, she can’t grow up with her beloved).So he understands how important growth hormone is to a newborn. If the body lacks the necessary growth hormone, how long can it live?
[The first mission "Cry of the Newborn" released]

[The Cry of the First Birth: You are about to be born among refugees, and your mother died of dystocia when you were born.Now the refugees are about to clash with the government, and once the conflict breaks out, the newly born you will also die in the flames of war.Then please use your first cry to deter the coming storm! 】

[Option 1 Cry loudly! 】

【Option 2 Hold back and don’t cry. 】

【please choose……】

Take a look!Take a look!Take a look!Is this for someone with a normal IQ?The mission is called "The Cry of the Newborn", and in the end, he even came up with an option of "Forbearance and Don't Cry". Is this a plan to wipe out gamers with substandard IQs in the first mission stage?How dare Lin Baoer not cry, if option 1 is to give points, then option 2 is to die!

"Choose 1, I choose 1!"

[Received the player's choice, now ask the player to cry loudly to complete this task! "]

Lin Baoer suddenly thought of her incomplete body, and thought that she could no longer be nourished by love (this said as if she had been nourished by love before rebirth), she couldn't help feeling sad, opened her big mouth and cried "rua" .As a result, this first cry really exploded like thunder, and a civil uprising that was already inevitable was finally eliminated because of his cry.

【mission completed! 】

The game system sends a voice reminder:

【You have eliminated a catastrophe, and the Minister of Disaster Relief, Dongchang Admiral and Eunuch Huai En will accept you as his adopted son! 】

[Your faction has been bound as Dongchang! 】

[DLC "Grow with me" has started running! 】

Since then, the RPG system has never had any interaction with Lin Baoer. It was not until the first month of Lin Baoer's 3rd year that the game system heard the sound again after more than two years.

[The growth mission "Strong Thighs" has been released. 】

"Strong thighs: Wynn, your only reliance in this world, is facing an unprecedented crisis! His immediate boss, Cao Jixiang, has already planned to rebel, but Cao Jixiang's rebellion must be suppressed, which may implicate others Your adoptive father. If you can take this opportunity to remind your adoptive father, it may help him to take a step forward in his official career and become your strongest thigh in the future!"

【Option 1: Keep silent and wait for death;】

【Option 2: Climb up to the adoptive father and kick him;】

[Option 3 Pointing to the chicken on the plate and yelling that the chicken was put upside down. 】

【please choose……】

Bao'er was speechless for a while, it seems that this is still an IQ test...

"Choose 3."

Thus, the scene at the end of the previous chapter happened in front of the dining table, where Baoer pointed at the roast chicken on the dining table and yelled, "The chicken is like a bowl".

After Cao Jixiang was Ling Chi, Wynn took the position logically and became the eunuch who was in charge of the government and the government. Of course, the men in the officialdom are more accustomed to calling him the inner minister.Wynn is not as ignorant as his predecessor. I think that when he was not cleansed, he was also a son of an official who passed down a family of poems and books, but he suffered the evil knife later, so Wynn Only a thousand times better than Cao Jixiang.

Of course Wynn understands that the higher you stand, the tighter the wind, and he is also a person who knows how to delegate power.Not only did he step down as the admiral of the East Factory, but he was also amicable with the cabinet ministers all day long, so Wynn had a high evaluation among scholars, and the cabinet capital even had a "heavy power technique and no love for him". Power, put the country first" super high evaluation.Therefore, Wynn's position became more and more stable in the harmony of the officialdom!

In the next few years, Bao'er never revealed to outsiders that he was the adopted son of the inner minister, and he rarely stepped out of the yard on weekdays.Every morning, I need to follow the master to exercise my body, and in the afternoon, I study my homework under the strict supervision of several old scholars.Bao'er even felt that he was in the third year of high school while serving as a soldier.

Fortunately, Bao'er has the blessing of the system. Although he is still far away from "photographic memory", he still deserves the evaluation of "smart".Bao'er's high school teacher once said: "If you can't remember the book after reading it once, remember it several times. If you don't understand, you have to memorize it first and then ask the teacher. Then you will understand." Bao'er is now following the teacher's words He did it, so he was unanimously praised by the old scholars.

In terms of martial arts, Bao'er did not perform so well.Bao'er's martial arts master, Zhang Min, is a top-notch master in Dongchang. His ghostly stretching hands often make opponents feel unpredictable, but he encountered difficulties when teaching Bao'er.Although Bao'er practiced kung fu very seriously, the effect of toning his muscles and bones was also good.But when it comes to martial arts theory, Bao'er is like an idiot, no matter how simple Professor Zhang Min's theory is, Bao'er can't understand it.

After a long time, Zhang Min reported the news to the inner minister. He thought that the inner minister would fire him, but he didn't want the old man to just smile.

"What kind of exercises did you teach him?"

"The inner picture is the legacy of the previous dynasty, the Xiangri Secret Sutra!"

Wynn stretched out his hand and said, "show our family."

Zhang Min presented the scroll with both hands, Wynn took the scroll and began to study it.Zhang Min saw that Nei Xiang frowned for a while, frowned deeply for a while, frowned tightly for a while, and shook his head again and again for a while.After a while, Nei Xiang returned the scriptures and said to Zhang Min: "I think this martial art is very mysterious! It is so mysterious to my Nei Shutang (Da Nei Senior Secretarial Training School, if you get good grades, go to the Supervisor of Rituals, and if you don't, go to the Minister of ceremonies. Clothes inspector.) The number one scholar can’t understand it either!”

"what?"

"Ah, what!" Wynn kicked Zhang Min jokingly, and said, "What kind of meridians do you expect a 6-year-old child to know! Hurry up and go to the Tai Hospital to catch a master for him!"

Ever since, Zhang Baoer learned another medicine...

After gaining some medical knowledge, Bao'er finally stopped being clouded when she looked at Xiang Ri Mi Jing Jing again, and Bao'er also felt that she understood her body more and more.

Time flies, and it has been 6 years in Shenghua.Although Bao'er is only eight years old this year, under the careful training of the Prime Minister, he has grown into a young man who is both gentle and martial...Mother!Today's Bao'er is more and more developing in the direction of sinking fish and falling geese, and closing the moon to shame flowers.Sometimes Wynn wonders whether it's right or wrong for him to raise this child as a boy, but Bao'er always thinks that he is a pure man, even if he has nothing to do with him...

On this day, a secret agent in the palace suddenly sent news that a female official of the Ji family had been lucky enough to live forever. Now that three months have passed, someone found that the female official's abdomen has slightly bulged!The inner minister who got the news immediately sent someone to conduct a secret investigation. Not long after, a shocking news came back—Ms. Ji is very likely to be pregnant!
"This matter must not be known by that bitch Wan Zhen'er!"

The only one who dares to call Concubine Wan Gui, who is "the mother of the world", the name of "Mother Yi Tianxia" in front of his subordinates, and the only one who dares to call him a bitch is the inner minister.Thanks to this bastard, Emperor Shenghua has been on the throne for more than 6 years, but none of his princes can live beyond the full moon.In the past two years, the emperor has rarely given birth to any heirs, and the pregnant concubines either fell into the water or miscarried accidentally.Except for fools in the palace, everyone knows that these are what Concubine Wan Gui and her party members are alleging, even Emperor Shenghua himself knows it!
"Immediately write a note to transfer the Ji family who is 'or infected with the plague' to the Anle Hall surrounded by sheep houses for isolation and treatment!" After finishing speaking, the inner minister ordered Zhang Min again: "I know you have an old relationship with that Ji family. I'll leave it to you to handle the matter! Don't make extra troubles!"

"But the inner minister, this sheep house is a place for female officials to cultivate, and there is no spies in my east factory who can insert them in!"

"You can just send Mrs. Ji there, and we can arrange other matters freely!"

But in fact, Wynn's eyes are also darkened.He does have a few female officials in the palace who can talk, but these are just casual acquaintances who are as thin as paper and as light as water.And the sheep house is like a women's nest, so how can these men without handles get in there! ——
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