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Chapter 219 The Shocking Gossip in Spring City.docx
"Grumbling..."

Qiaoqiao, who was on the way, suddenly straightened his back and clamped his gluteus maximus with force. After he shouted "Bao... Shilangsan, wait for me!", he ran towards the field by the roadside with his hands on his buttocks .

Bao'er also yelled in the direction he was running: "Have you brought the paper?"

It's a pity that Qiao Qiao responded to Bao'er's call with a burst of "puchi...pu..." and "pululu...".

After a while, Qiao Qiao shouted loudly: "Shi Langsang, I didn't bring any paper!"

"Nishi!" Boa and Matabei nodded, indicating that the convoy could move on.

Matabei asked with concern: "Hey! Is it really okay to just throw Jotaro in the wild like this?"

"What's the problem? After he finds a way to clean it up or air-dry it, he will naturally follow. But before that, at most, he will be bitten by a mosquito!"

Although Youbei remained calm, he was questioning Bao'er in his heart: Are you a devil?

"I'm not a devil." Bao'er saw through Youbei's inner thoughts, and said to him again: "Who made him eat so much fried tofu by himself yesterday? If he doesn't have diarrhea today, who will have diarrhea today? If you kill him He deserves it!"

May I ask, is it Baoer's fault that Qiao Qiao eats too much tofu and has diarrhea?Of course not!It's not that Bao'er didn't give him Jianweixiaoshi tablets and berberine, but what he eats must be cleaned up first?
Later, regardless of how Qiao Qiao cleaned the chrysanthemums, he came back anyway.But it is only limited to rushing back.As the saying goes, "A hero can't stand three times of dilution", but Qiao Qiao is even more hero than a hero.He didn't lie on the bullock cart with his feet sore until after the seventh bubble, and then he was driven all the way to Kasuga Country by the bullock cart.

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In Chunri Kingdom, Kang Gang lives in the city.

"Oh~~"

A large group of people, including the lord Kasuga Yasuna, surrounded the school grounds, rounding their mouths, "Oh! Oh! Oh!" endlessly.

"It turns out that this is the iron cannon!"

Kang Gang picked up an iron cannon and fiddled with it like a baby, just like a child who just got a new toy.After fiddling with it for a while, he put down the iron cannon, and said with a little regret: "I thought the iron cannon would be bigger, but I didn't expect it to be so light and light."

"It's heavy enough!" Baoer, who was always wearing a bamboo hat, picked up an iron cannon and weighed it, and said, "It's almost 7 catties (the Mengguo unit) is heavy. It shakes so badly! If you don’t believe me, you can try it yourself, my lord.”

With that said, Bao'er handed Kang Gang the gun in his hand, and taught him the posture of holding the gun and shooting.As a result, Kang Gang stood still holding the gun for half an hour, and his left hand holding the gun body was already sore and unbearable.

Kang Gang, who put down the gun, rubbed his arms and sighed, "Looking at it this way, it's really a bit heavy."

"So, I suggest that you either add a bracket to this thing for shooting in a standing position, or simply keep shooting in a squatting position. Just after squatting, the impact area of ​​a person can be reduced by half."

Kasuga Castle, Castle Tower.

"Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!" Kasuga Yasuna, who was sitting on the top seat, patted the small gilded folding fan and said with a smile: "It turns out that your excellency is the recently famous Renxia Biko Seijuro in the Tokaido. I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

"My lord, why are you so polite, I'm just a rogue."

"Since your Excellency still knows that you are just a mere ronin, then I advise you to show the attitude that a ronin should have!" The old man Shin Hachiro next to Kang Gang, with the mission of making his lord look good, asked Bao sternly. Er said: "Your Excellency has been wearing a bamboo hat since you entered Chunri City. May I ask you whether you are afraid that you will scare us because of your ugly appearance, or do you think that we are country people and are not worthy of your true colors? "

"Eh?" Bao'er pretended to be surprised, "Do you all think so?"

All the people present were silent, and even Matabei who invited Bao'er to Kasuga City turned his head away.

"In this case..." Bao'er was silent for a moment, and then said helplessly: "Alright, but don't blame me to remind everyone, my appearance is a little scary."

Saying that, Bao'er took off the bamboo hat on his head and the face scarf on his face, and showed his true face to everyone.

But it was fine if he didn't show it, but this one made it seem that Bao'er's face was really ugly, and everyone present gasped in shock!Moreover, these people also cast their eyes on their lord at the same time - Kasuga Yasuna!
The elder Xin Hachiro, who was still singing red faces just now, was even more in disbelief at this moment, and asked Kang Gang solemnly: "My lord, do you..."

"I'm not! I didn't! You can't talk nonsense!"

Kang Gang made a beautiful denial and couldn't say a word for three consecutive times.

Don't look at Shin Hachiro's question, but based on Kasuga Yasuna's understanding of Shin Hachiro, it can be said that when the other party sticks his ass, Yasuna can guess what he is going to say.Therefore, Kang Gang would never give Shin Hachiro any chance at this time.As for Kang Gang's other retainers, they are indeed in a state of confusion now.

Even Ijiri Matabei, who was sitting next to Boa, had a big red face, and looked suddenly shy.

"I said you are a big man, why am I blushing?"

"Uh... that... next... not..."

As for Kang Gang's other retainers, after experiencing the initial bewilderment, they suddenly became excited again!

"Could it be that our Chunri family really has a young master?"

"Haha, Lord Kang Gang has a successor!"

"Master Kang Gang, why are you trying to hide it from us? This is a great thing!"

Little Lord?

"What the hell?" Bao'er stabbed Mabei with his finger, causing him to grin his teeth in pain.Seeing that he had regained his sanity, Bao'er asked in a low voice: "Why do I think these people are weird, and everyone has the expression of wanting to eat?"

"Eat you?" Matabei shook his head violently, "It's too late to offer you, how could I eat you!"

"I said... Is such a respectful address used between friends?"

"Young master, don't lie to everyone anymore!"

"Eh?"

This time it was finally Bao'er's turn to be confused.

And the person with the most bitter face in the whole farce is none other than Kasuga Yasuna himself!

"You...you must believe me, I really don't have one!"

"My lord, please tell me honestly. When did you bloom outside the wall?"

"Unexpectedly, the young master is also like the princess... no, he is much more handsome than Princess Lian!"

"Enough!"

Kasuga Yasuna, who was extremely angry, finally lost his temper.

"I have made it clear! If I say no, then it is not! Don't talk nonsense!"

But the retainers below had an expression of "we understand, we know that your lord is afraid of scandals, we will definitely help you hide it".

Seeing this, Kang Gang seemed to have been pulled out of the valve core suddenly, and was completely discouraged.

"You bastards... just do it yourself..."

But soon, with the sound of footsteps and a pleasant female voice, the retainers cheered up again.Because the most beautiful flower in Kasuga City, Princess Kasuga Ren, who claims to be as beautiful as Kujo Yui, has already entered the castle tower where Kang Gang is!
result……

The moment Bao'er and Lian Ji met, both of them couldn't help being stunned!
And when Qiao Qiao, who had just returned from having diarrhea, saw the two people in a daze, she couldn't help saying: "Hey, why are there two Bao'er brothers?"

Princess Lian glared at her father and asked, "Father!"

But Kang Gang could only hide his face to his own daughter, he felt that he would never be able to explain this matter clearly in his life.

But Bao'er gave a weird cry in surprise:
"Gakki?"

Author: Gakki, namely Yui Aragaki.A famous wife of the male otaku group in my country, she once played the role of Lian Ji in the live-action movie "Ballad ~ Nameless Love Song" adapted from "Warring States War".

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the third

The typos in the first two chapters have been corrected...

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