The system forces me to be a male god

Chapter 280

Even?

Everyone was defeated by this godlike theory.

The supervisor almost didn't come up, took several deep breaths before recovering, and pointed at her angrily: "You fart!"

"Comrade, don't swear." The policeman said seriously, although they wanted to swear.

Su Shengchen quietly huddled at the back of the crowd, with swimming goggles, a swimming cap, and even a diving tube dangling from his mouth, so no one would recognize him.

Relying on his height advantage, he could clearly see everything on the scene.

"Comrade, if the discussion fails, we can only go to the bureau to resolve it." The policeman looked at the tense atmosphere of the two parties.

Su Shengchen looked at the little boy with some amusement.

I said, you guys are quarreling, can you let people wash your round buttocks first?
"Let's pay the head office!"

As soon as he heard that he was going to enter the game, the little kid's mother immediately withered, and the Chinese New Year was coming soon, so it was too unlucky.

"It's best to be willing to pay. The agreed result is 3 yuan..."

Before the police could finish speaking, the little brat's mother immediately exploded: "Thirty thousand? What are you kidding! Up to 2000 yuan!"

If other children do this, she must scold them accordingly, and it would be best if they can get some money back to fill their pockets.

But now it's her son who did it, so she can't pay that much!

"Two thousand? We have to pay more than 2 just to wash the pool!" The supervisor's eyes widened, and the veins on his neck burst out of anxiety.

"Then I don't care, my son is still crying... son, just say it when you feel uncomfortable!"

"Woooooh, mom, I want to wash it off, it's too uncomfortable!"

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The final result is still going to the game.

Before leaving, the Li family originally wanted to take a ride, but Su Shengchen drove the car himself, and drove away before they got up.

What a fucking shame!

I will never communicate again!
In the car, the atmosphere was a bit strange.

Suddenly, Su Shengxia let out a "puchi~" laugh, followed by the whole family laughing.

Faintly, you can also hear Xiao Hei's magical dog laughter in the trunk, which adds a touch of haunted feeling to the joyful atmosphere.

"I, let me tell you, the expressions of those people just now are really funny." Dong Mei wiped away the tears from laughing, panting a bit.

"I wanted to borrow our car just now, but there's no way!" Su Shengchen was still a little scared.

He is a clean freak!

The thought of the little boy's big butt covering his beloved car again... just thinking about it is enough!

"It's almost noon now, why don't you go back after eating for a while," Dong Mei said.

When they came, they had already booked a private room in a restaurant, and if they returned it, they would still be refunded, so they might as well have a meal with their own family.

A mid-level restaurant that specializes in "mixed dishes".

According to the boss, it is a brand-new dish formed by combining the strengths of major cuisines. In fact, the taste is just the same, and the characteristics of the place are not tasted.

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time flies.

It will be New Year's Eve in two days, and the family packed up their luggage and prepared to go to their hometown in the countryside to celebrate the Spring Festival.

The feeling of the New Year on the road is already very strong, even the same as the real Chinese New Year.

Most of the shops have been closed, and Spring Festival couplets are pasted on the door in advance. In front of the door is a pile of firecrackers, and the red lanterns are slightly swaying in the breeze.

"A little bit to the left, up and up, don't tilt your hands!" Su Shengchen instructed his younger sister to put up Spring Festival couplets.

Unlike most people who use tape or double-sided tape nowadays, the Su family prefers to use traditional paste to stick Spring Festival couplets.

The paste was made by Dong Mei early in the morning, using flour and starch, the thick pot was as white as snow, and it smelled unexpectedly good.

It tastes a bit like pimple soup. It would be even better if you add some chopped green onion and some sesame oil...

Su Shengchen remembered that in the comic book "San Mao's Wandering Notes", San Mao was so hungry during the Chinese New Year that he ate up a bucket of paste.

Su Shengchen said that he woke up early today and hasn't eaten breakfast yet, and now he wants to eat it too!
"Brother, brother, talk!"

The younger sister who stood on tiptoe waiting for Su Shengchen's command hadn't heard Su Shengchen speak for a long time, but when she turned her head to look, she saw her brother drooling over a small bucket of paste.

"Brother, you are enough!"

Su Shengchen woke up with a start, and saw two younger sisters, one on the left and one on the right, looking at him puffed up with their hips crossed.

"Ahem, let's eat the paste quickly...let's paste Spring Festival couplets on the forehead."

Su Shengchen smiled awkwardly, and changed the subject.

Paste the Spring Festival couplets, and paste the words "Fu" and so on. Firecrackers are not allowed in the city, so I can only go to the countryside to have fun.

After finishing her work, Su Shengchen still didn't get the breakfast she was longing for - because Dong Mei was busy cleaning and didn't have time to take care of them.

"Brother, I'm hungry."

Su Shengchen pulled Su Shengchen's skirt and said.

Su Shengxia, who had just reprimanded Su Shengchen with a righteous face, was squatting on the ground at this moment, watching Xiaoheixiaobai happily eating there.

Under her gaze, the two little guys, who were originally happy, felt uncomfortable.

Xiaobai hesitated for a moment, but still pushed back his salmon-flavored cat food with distress, poor baby, my sister can only help you here.

"Forget it, let's go out and eat."

Su Shengchen looked at his sister pitifully, and said with some distress.

"There's nothing outside, the breakfast shops are all closed now." Su Shengxia said listlessly.

"Why not? Didn't I remember that the stalls on the other side of the square are all set up?" Su Shengchen suggested: "There are also a lot of food over there, let's go there and eat."

Su Shengxia's eyes lit up, and he nodded quickly.

Street stalls on the square are a common custom across the country, and there is a similar event called "Temple Fair" on the Neon side.

The most widely known ones are undoubtedly the hoops, followed by balloons, sandbags, etc., which are often just for fun.

Su Honglin used to be good at trapping. He even killed several street stalls in a row in a certain year. When he found his next target, he was invited out by the boss with a bow.

Naturally, he will also come out this year.

The son is getting better and better, and there are fewer and fewer ways for him to show his father's highlights. Now is an opportunity.

"Mom, let's go first, don't forget lunch!"

Before leaving, Su Shengchen did not forget to remind him.

"Okay, okay, leave now, don't delay my work!" Dong Mei closed the door with a bang.

Xiaobai stood on Su Shengchen's shoulder, holding Xiaohei's nape in his hand, and set off!
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square.

Now it is crowded with people, every stall is full of people, and one of them is particularly eye-catching.

The game is still the most common ring, but this reward is indeed extremely attractive!
Because in the innermost part of all the gifts, there is a cage, and an olive-colored bird is standing in it, stepping on a railing and looking at everyone.

There are some knowledgeable people in the crowd who give popular science to everyone. This is the most authentic thrush. This boss is really big.

Su Shengchen had no interest at all, and he didn't want to raise birds, but at this moment, the system beeped...
(End of this chapter)