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Chapter 66 Fukuyama Sakamoto VSDOWNTOWN ([-])

Sakamoto Kiyoshi didn't know what happened just now. . .

The audience present at the scene, Hamada and Fukuyama, saw it, and the camera clearly recorded it.

The moment Matsumoto finished releasing the cloth and Sakamoto Kiyoshi released the stone, Sakamoto Kiyoshi seemed to be a little distracted, and missed the best time to pick up the helmet to resist, and Matsumoto picked up the big paper fan with lightning speed, Hit him hard on the head.

Kiyoshi Sakamoto could only stare blankly and touch his head, looking at the camera in a daze, it was so cute and stupid.

Fukuyama Masaharu, who saw Kiyoshi Sakamoto killed in seconds, was also shocked, and said loudly "Huh???"

With Kiyoshi Sakamoto's silly look, both of them looked very funny.

"YO, why are you so weak? You were instantly killed, you boy." Fukuyama is also a good complainer. . .

Fukuyama felt a little desperate. He thought that he and Sakamoto Kiyoshi, the two masters and apprentices, had an age advantage and should be able to win easily. As a result, Sakamoto Kiyoshi was instantly killed by Matsumoto as soon as Sakamoto Kiyoshi went up, and Matsumoto was still weaker than Hamada. Fukuyama instantly felt a dull pain in his head.

Because the two of DOWNTOWN really used their whole body strength in this punch-to-kick duel, and they will not show mercy. . .

"Sorry, I lost in the boxing game just now. I was a little surprised and forgot to take the helmet." Kiyoshi Sakamoto quickly explained to Fukuyama, saying that it was just an accident just now, and this situation will not happen again in the future.

"Then get serious with me!" Fukuyama heard Sakamoto Kiyoshi's swearing assurance, so he said a few words in doubt, and let him go.

"Sakamoto-kun, you have already lost a game, you have to be careful." Hamada felt a little bit of salt on Sakamoto Kiyoshi's wound.

"It's okay. I was just distracted just now. Next, I'm going to get serious." Kiyoshi Sakamoto looked serious and clenched his fists, and raised his hand to Matsumoto who was sitting opposite.

"Hmph, can I be defeated so easily by you? I am Matsumoto who is only weaker than Hamada!" Matsumoto looked at Kiyoshi Sakamoto with his nostrils, looking invincible.

. . .I really want to punch this uncle.

Kiyoshi Sakamoto resisted the urge to hit someone, and said with a smile, "I underestimated the enemy. Next, I'm going to do it for real."

"Hmph!" Matsumoto had a mocking face of Master Xing.

"Then, the two players are getting ready, the second game, get ready to start." Hamada reminded them.

Matsumoto and Sakamoto leaned forward all of a sudden, staring at each other fiercely with their eyes, and their hands reacted at any time.

"Scissors, rock, paper!" "Scissors, rock, paper!"

Scissors!Stone!
Kiyoshi Sakamoto was extremely focused at this time, and the moment he saw that he had played a rock and Matsumoto had played scissors, his brain reacted.

Raise your hand and "fan" it down!

Snapped!
"it hurts!"

Matsumoto was hit on the head by Kiyoshi Sakamoto at an extremely fast speed with the big paper fan.

Strength, of course, is very strong.

It was hit on Matsumoto's cropped head that was not cushioned by the hair, and the audience at the scene felt pain for him when they saw it.

Because Sakamoto Kiyoshi did not deliberately control the strength in order to pursue speed, as a result, now Matsumoto touched his head, looked at Hamada with a bitter expression, and said.

"Hamada, he beat me so badly!" A man in his teens was acting like a spoiled child!
"It's okay, I just lost one game, and there's another game to come." Hamada also patted Matsumoto's head in a cooperative way, and comforted him.

"Yeah." After being comforted, Matsumoto seemed to be in a better mood, so he cheered up and looked at Kiyoshi Sakamoto with a fierce expression.

Kiyoshi Sakamoto was also made to lose any desire to fight by this cute and fierce Uncle Matsumoto.

"Yo, well done, that's it, kill him!" Fukuyama Masaharu got into the drama a little too deeply. . .

"Brother, this is their home court. Are you really not afraid of being beaten by you if you spread hatred like this?" Sakamoto Kiyoshi thought in his heart.

Snapped!
Sure enough, the referee Hamada slapped Fukuyama on the head and said, "Fukuyama, what are you talking about?!!"

"I'm sorry!" Fukuyama, who is also good at playing, immediately apologized with a [-]-degree bow.

Seeing Fukuyama's doggy behavior, everyone laughed, especially Kiyoshi Sakamoto, burst into laughter.

Snapped!
"It hurts!" Kiyoshi Sakamoto rubbed his head and looked at Fukuyama who hit him suspiciously, as if asking "Why did you hit me?"

"Is it funny?" Fukuyama, who was beaten by Hamada, had no choice but to hit Sakamoto Kiyoshi back.

Kiyoshi Sakamoto knew that his laughter had annoyed his teacher a little bit, so he suddenly got up from the mat, bowed ninety degrees to Masaharu Fukuyama and said, "I'm sorry!"

It's exactly the same as what Fukuyama did to Hamada just now!
The audience and DOWNTOWN who saw this scene burst into laughter.

Unexpectedly, these two people are so interesting, even the gestures and words of apologizing are so similar.

People have to sigh, it really is two masters and apprentices.

Fukuyama looked at the student speechlessly, and complained in his heart, "You know how to play."

Sakamoto Kiyoshi also winked at him.

"Okay, now, Matsumoto VS Sakamoto, the battle between the two books has reached a fierce stage, the outcome of both sides is one win and one loss, who can win the last game?" Hamada saw that the scene was fired by Fukuyama and Sakamoto When the heat got hot, they continued the duel while the iron was hot.

"Get ready, start!" Hamada blew the whistle.

"Scissors, rock, paper!" "Scissors, rock, paper!"

cloth!cloth!
It's a tie!
Scissors!Scissors!

Tie!

Stone!Stone!
Three consecutive draws! ! !
Both Matsumoto and Sakamoto found out, and thought in their hearts at the same time, "So the opponent's finger-guessing skill is so hot?!"

The result of the three consecutive draws made the atmosphere of the scene more and more dignified. Hamada and Fukuyama also watched nervously, who won in the end.

"Scissors, rock, paper!" "Scissors, rock, paper!"

Scissors!Stone!
Matsumoto scissors, Sakamoto stone.

Snapped!
Kiyoshi Sakamoto, who still has the advantage of age, won.

Matsutoshi's head, two combos completed!

This time Kiyoshi Sakamoto controlled the strength very well. After all, the opponent is his senior. He is just playing games. The effect of the program is good, but don't play it for real. . .

Matsumoto also felt it, and the strength became weaker, so he just touched his head lightly, and said with an unhappy expression on purpose, "It's not fun at all, this game..."

"Because you didn't win." At this time, Fukuyama's remark made everyone laugh.

This Uncle Matsumoto is really funny.

"Is there something wrong this time?" Uncle Matsumoto asked his partner, Uncle Hamada.

"Huh?" Hamada didn't know what he was referring to.

"Well, why did I beat him so easily just now, but then, why did I lose two games in a row? It's suspicious." Uncle Matsumoto was still struggling.

"What's suspicious? It can be seen at a glance that Sakamoto-kun was just showing weakness at the beginning, asking you to lower your defenses, and then defeat you in the end." Fukuyama, who was protecting the calf, complained, and he was also very strong.

Hahaha!
The audience laughed.

"Anyway, I don't like this game very much." Matsumoto threw out such a sentence when he went back.

Kiyoshi Sakamoto was also confused by this cute uncle, and his stomach ached from laughing.

Next, Kiyoshi Sakamoto will continue to fight against Hamada!
Hamada VS Sakamoto!

START!

"Scissors, rock, paper!" "Scissors, rock, paper!"

Scissors!Stone!
Sakamoto Kiyoshi won, picked up the big paper fan, and when he hit Hamada's head, he found that Hamada just got the helmet and blocked Sakamoto Kiyoshi's paper fan attack.

Then, Hamada, who put down his helmet, looked at Sakamoto with a ferocious expression.

"It's scary! What scary eyes!" Kiyoshi Sakamoto noticed Hamada's eyes, as if he was going to get angry. Sakamoto, who knew it was the effect of the program, also pretended to be very scared.

"Looks like the expression of an ex-convict..." Kiyoshi Sakamoto complained about Hamada's gorilla face.

Hahaha! ! !
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Hamada retorted with a wry smile.

At this time, Matsumoto, who was standing aside as a referee, stretched out two fingers, and said solemnly, "No, it's Er Jingong (the person who committed the crime for the second time)."

Hearing that Uncle Matsumoto's reaction was so funny, Kiyoshi Sakamoto couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

But a certain person turned his back on the side and laughed in a low voice. The audience only saw his shoulders shaking non-stop.

Fukuyama is on HEY3, probably because of the presence of Sakamoto Kiyoshi, he has thrown away a lot of idol baggage.

Then, back to the duel.

"Scissors, rock, paper!" "Scissors, rock, paper!"

Stone!Scissors!

Kiyoshi Sakamoto lost!
Sakamoto Kiyoshi quickly picked up the helmet and put it on his head.

Duang!

Hamada hit the paper fan very hard and hit Sakamoto Kiyoshi's helmet.

Wow!
"Yabai, Yabai, Yabai!" Fukuyama was beside him, surprised to see such a strong knock, and kept saying.

"It's too messy!" Sakamoto Kiyoshi said this sentence with a face of fear, and jumped up from the mat.

Do you want to be so strong? ! ! !
In fact, Sakamoto Kiyoshi and Hamada are both acting.Both of them knew that this was a music show with a strong variety, and there was still a need for variety effects.

It was HEY3 that originally had a script, but from the moment Masaharu Fukuyama came out, it became HEY3 without a script and relied on improvisation.

And Hamada couldn't have imagined that Kiyoshi Sakamoto's catch-up and throw-offs were so funny, and the two of them ended up like this, with a tacit understanding and a wave of funny without script.

"Scissors, rock, paper!" "Scissors, rock, paper!"

cloth!cloth!
draw!

"Scissors, rock, paper!" "Scissors, rock, paper!"

cloth!Scissors!

Kiyoshi Sakamoto still won.

Kiyoshi Sakamoto will not show mercy this time, he picked up the big paper fan and hit with all his might!
Hamada, who didn't have time to pick up the helmet, was hit hard.

Suddenly, Hamada picked up the big paper fan at hand, stood up, and hit Sakamoto's head with one blow, and kept hitting it continuously.

When Sakamoto Kiyoshi was hit for the first time, he reacted.Immediately, he blocked his head with his hand, but Sakamoto, who had no chance to escape, could only sit on the mat, and was repeatedly hit by Hamada with a paper fan.

At this time, Matsumoto and Fukuyama also quickly came up to hold Hamada, who was already in a state of rage.

As a result, Fukuyama Masaharu, who came up, was followed by Hamada, who had transferred the target, and he hit Fukuyama in a combo.

But at this time, Hamada shifted his target again, and grabbed his partner Matsumoto who was persuading the fight, and he was beaten up indiscriminately.

Matsumoto, who was beaten by Hamada for no reason, also covered his head with his hands to resist Hamada's critical blow.

In the end, Matsumoto couldn't stand it anymore, pushed Hamada away vigorously, and shouted loudly, "Stop!"

On one side, Fukuyama and Sakamoto looked at Hamada who had stopped, and Matsumoto who was being fucked for no reason, feeling confused.

Then, facing the camera, Matsumoto opened his hands, stretched out his palms, palms up, looked at the camera with a serious face, and said, "Advertisement time!"

Now, the whole scene burst into laughter.

Only then did Kiyoshi Sakamoto know how powerful the two of DOWNTOWN are. Without a script, they can still control it so accurately, and even use a short play to end the time for commercials.

This made Kiyoshi Sakamoto sigh "Si Guoyi!"

　You may not be able to get the jokes in it, but go to station B to see hey14 in 3, close 8 articles, and you can feel the jokes.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)