Super Bad Luck System
Chapter 65
Chapter 65
Zhang Yang walked into the office and saw that the pillar was being trapped in the corner by a person. The person was wearing work clothes and seemed to be an employee of the company.
"But I really don't have any money with me now, even if you put me up for sale for a while, no one will come to buy it!"
It turned out to be another person who was poisoned by the pesticide of the deceased.
Huang Xu frowned, heaved a long sigh, still seemed unwilling, and immediately turned around and ran to another employee who was sleeping soundly.
"Sun Jun, lend me 200 yuan, I will buy a skin, the price will increase after today, and I will pay you back when I get paid!"
"Go away, don't hinder me from sleeping!" Sun Jun shook off Huang Xu's hand impatiently.
"Are you brother? You won't even give me 200 yuan?"
"I picked up a beautiful girl at the bar yesterday, and she paid me more than 1000 yuan in one night. Now I'm broke, so go find Fang Tang!" Sun Jun said impatiently, and then went back to sleep stand up.
"Fang Tang..."
"Don't look at me, I have no money." Fang Tang waved his hand quickly.
"Didn't you win 500 yuan yesterday?"
"I bought the apple fork and it happened to be 500 yuan short, so I took it to make up a zero." Fang Tang said with a smile, shaking the brand new apple fork in his hand.
"Oh, I'm dead too!" Huang Xu wailed, returned to his seat with a dull face and sat down.
Zhang Yang shook his head helplessly, and walked straight to the pillar.
"Zhuzi, I'm done with the interview, and we'll be colleagues from now on." Zhang Yang said with a faint smile.
"welcome!"
Zhu Zi still had a smile on his face, which made people feel very friendly.
"Mr. Zhang..."
"Just call me Zhang Yang."
Zhu Zi nodded and said with a smile: "Zhang Yang, our office has never been full, you can just find a place to sit down."
"Zhang Yang?"
Hearing Zhang Yang's name, Huang Xu became energetic immediately, stood up from his seat, and ran towards Zhang Yang quickly.
"You are so flamboyant! I am your faithful believer!"
Huang Xu grabbed Zhang Yang's hand excitedly, and looked at Zhang Yang like a national treasure panda.
"Brother Yang, are you really as bad as people say on the Internet? Can you show me your hands?"
Damn, this guy is brain-dead, isn't it possible that his mind has dropped to the level of a primary school student when he plays pesticide for the dead?
"I am indeed Zhang Yang, and I do have the ability to make people suffer bad luck, but I only make bad things happen to those who deserve it." Zhang Yang said righteously.
That is to say, but after the last car accident, all of Zhang Yang's unlucky points have been exhausted. Now he has no unlucky points at all. He can only get new unlucky points by gaining followers or completing systematic tasks.
Without the ability to make people unlucky, it will be difficult for Zhang Yang to get new believers, and the current task of the system is to get him a job in this funeral company.Now he has successfully obtained a job here, but he still doesn't see the reward from the system.
"Hey, I've already found a job here as you said, why don't you reward me for being unlucky?"
"Don't worry, the contract hasn't been signed yet."
"I still have to sign the contract. Do you want to be so troublesome?"
"Nonsense, if you cheated me of bad luck and then ran away, who should I talk to?"
Zhang Yang snorted coldly in his heart, and said, "You can still be deceived by me? If I really deceive you, you will definitely make me bad luck!"
"Yes."
"Then what are you afraid of?"
"You have such a hard head, who knows if you will put yourself in danger, besides, rules are rules, before you got into a car accident because you didn't follow the rules, now, I won't let you make the same mistake again. "
"Damn, it's really troublesome!" Zhang Yang complained secretly.
Seeing Zhang Yang standing there without saying a word and winking constantly, Huang Xu couldn't help being puzzled, and lightly patted Zhang Yang's arm to wake him up.
"Brother Yang, are you okay?"
Zhang Yang shook his head lightly, and said with a hey smile, "It's okay, I was distracted just now."
Huang Xu frowned. Is this person in front of him really Zhang Yang? Why does the real person look so cute in the mysterious uploaded on the Internet?
"Brother Yang, it is my honor to work side by side with you! Well, I am your believer and your colleague at the same time. I am in some trouble now, can I ask you for a favor?"
Looking at Huang Xu's eyes, Zhang Yang guessed that this guy wanted to borrow money from himself to buy skins.
Zhang Yang didn't hesitate, and took out 200 yuan and handed it to Huang Xu.Zhang Yang is not familiar with the place here, spending 200 yuan to buy people's hearts is definitely worth the money.
"Remember to pay me back when you pay your salary."
"Thank you Brother Yang for your kindness! I will never forget your kindness!"
Huang Xu danced and held the 200 yuan, and rushed out of the office to recharge penguin coins.
Sigh, why is everyone in this company acting like a psycho?
Zhang Yang sighed softly, found a random corner and sat down, quietly flipping through the career guidance books on the desk, waiting for Yao Dou's return.
"Don't Say You Know Dead People", "Working Principles of Funeral", "How to Make Your Clients Die Happily"...
Nima, they are all strange books!
Half an hour later, Yao Dou came back.
"Zhang Yang? Ha, it's great that you are still here. I was worried that you would suddenly regret leaving!" Yao Dou walked up to Zhang Yang with a smile, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "We will be colleagues from now on. , I am responsible for guiding your work!"
After finishing speaking, Yao Dou turned around and glanced at Sun Jun who was lying in front of him sleeping. He frowned, his smile disappeared instantly, and he picked up the "Working Principles of Funeral" on the table and threw it at Sun Jun's head, but Sun Jun did not Unmoved, he still slept soundly.
"It's already afternoon and you're still sleeping! You went to find a woman again last night, you bastard, you will die in a woman's belly sooner or later!"
"Fang Tang, you are laughing. You think I didn't mention you. It would be great to take an apple fork. Do you know that we should support domestic production!"
Fang Tang stood up quickly, and said respectfully, "Fat brother, calm down, anger is bad for the liver, you should pay attention to your body!"
"Hmph, it's no wonder that my liver is healthy with you guys like me!"
Yao Dou glanced at the office and asked, "Where did Huang Xu go?"
"Brother Fat, he went down to recharge penguin coins."
"This brat, he's on his way to give money to Mahuateng again!" Yao Dou shook his head helplessly, then turned to Zhang Yang and said, "Don't worry, these brats know how to eat and wait to die all day long. Leave them alone, you can just work hard."
Zhang Yang nodded: "Fat brother, what should I do with this job?"
"I don't need to say much about finding clients, just look for them on the phone or the Internet. There are a few books about what to say, and you just have to read it yourself."
"As for the specific funeral work, the company happens to have a client tomorrow, so you just follow me to see how I do it. This kind of thing is hard to explain, and you have to experience it yourself to understand it."
(End of this chapter)
Zhang Yang walked into the office and saw that the pillar was being trapped in the corner by a person. The person was wearing work clothes and seemed to be an employee of the company.
"But I really don't have any money with me now, even if you put me up for sale for a while, no one will come to buy it!"
It turned out to be another person who was poisoned by the pesticide of the deceased.
Huang Xu frowned, heaved a long sigh, still seemed unwilling, and immediately turned around and ran to another employee who was sleeping soundly.
"Sun Jun, lend me 200 yuan, I will buy a skin, the price will increase after today, and I will pay you back when I get paid!"
"Go away, don't hinder me from sleeping!" Sun Jun shook off Huang Xu's hand impatiently.
"Are you brother? You won't even give me 200 yuan?"
"I picked up a beautiful girl at the bar yesterday, and she paid me more than 1000 yuan in one night. Now I'm broke, so go find Fang Tang!" Sun Jun said impatiently, and then went back to sleep stand up.
"Fang Tang..."
"Don't look at me, I have no money." Fang Tang waved his hand quickly.
"Didn't you win 500 yuan yesterday?"
"I bought the apple fork and it happened to be 500 yuan short, so I took it to make up a zero." Fang Tang said with a smile, shaking the brand new apple fork in his hand.
"Oh, I'm dead too!" Huang Xu wailed, returned to his seat with a dull face and sat down.
Zhang Yang shook his head helplessly, and walked straight to the pillar.
"Zhuzi, I'm done with the interview, and we'll be colleagues from now on." Zhang Yang said with a faint smile.
"welcome!"
Zhu Zi still had a smile on his face, which made people feel very friendly.
"Mr. Zhang..."
"Just call me Zhang Yang."
Zhu Zi nodded and said with a smile: "Zhang Yang, our office has never been full, you can just find a place to sit down."
"Zhang Yang?"
Hearing Zhang Yang's name, Huang Xu became energetic immediately, stood up from his seat, and ran towards Zhang Yang quickly.
"You are so flamboyant! I am your faithful believer!"
Huang Xu grabbed Zhang Yang's hand excitedly, and looked at Zhang Yang like a national treasure panda.
"Brother Yang, are you really as bad as people say on the Internet? Can you show me your hands?"
Damn, this guy is brain-dead, isn't it possible that his mind has dropped to the level of a primary school student when he plays pesticide for the dead?
"I am indeed Zhang Yang, and I do have the ability to make people suffer bad luck, but I only make bad things happen to those who deserve it." Zhang Yang said righteously.
That is to say, but after the last car accident, all of Zhang Yang's unlucky points have been exhausted. Now he has no unlucky points at all. He can only get new unlucky points by gaining followers or completing systematic tasks.
Without the ability to make people unlucky, it will be difficult for Zhang Yang to get new believers, and the current task of the system is to get him a job in this funeral company.Now he has successfully obtained a job here, but he still doesn't see the reward from the system.
"Hey, I've already found a job here as you said, why don't you reward me for being unlucky?"
"Don't worry, the contract hasn't been signed yet."
"I still have to sign the contract. Do you want to be so troublesome?"
"Nonsense, if you cheated me of bad luck and then ran away, who should I talk to?"
Zhang Yang snorted coldly in his heart, and said, "You can still be deceived by me? If I really deceive you, you will definitely make me bad luck!"
"Yes."
"Then what are you afraid of?"
"You have such a hard head, who knows if you will put yourself in danger, besides, rules are rules, before you got into a car accident because you didn't follow the rules, now, I won't let you make the same mistake again. "
"Damn, it's really troublesome!" Zhang Yang complained secretly.
Seeing Zhang Yang standing there without saying a word and winking constantly, Huang Xu couldn't help being puzzled, and lightly patted Zhang Yang's arm to wake him up.
"Brother Yang, are you okay?"
Zhang Yang shook his head lightly, and said with a hey smile, "It's okay, I was distracted just now."
Huang Xu frowned. Is this person in front of him really Zhang Yang? Why does the real person look so cute in the mysterious uploaded on the Internet?
"Brother Yang, it is my honor to work side by side with you! Well, I am your believer and your colleague at the same time. I am in some trouble now, can I ask you for a favor?"
Looking at Huang Xu's eyes, Zhang Yang guessed that this guy wanted to borrow money from himself to buy skins.
Zhang Yang didn't hesitate, and took out 200 yuan and handed it to Huang Xu.Zhang Yang is not familiar with the place here, spending 200 yuan to buy people's hearts is definitely worth the money.
"Remember to pay me back when you pay your salary."
"Thank you Brother Yang for your kindness! I will never forget your kindness!"
Huang Xu danced and held the 200 yuan, and rushed out of the office to recharge penguin coins.
Sigh, why is everyone in this company acting like a psycho?
Zhang Yang sighed softly, found a random corner and sat down, quietly flipping through the career guidance books on the desk, waiting for Yao Dou's return.
"Don't Say You Know Dead People", "Working Principles of Funeral", "How to Make Your Clients Die Happily"...
Nima, they are all strange books!
Half an hour later, Yao Dou came back.
"Zhang Yang? Ha, it's great that you are still here. I was worried that you would suddenly regret leaving!" Yao Dou walked up to Zhang Yang with a smile, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "We will be colleagues from now on. , I am responsible for guiding your work!"
After finishing speaking, Yao Dou turned around and glanced at Sun Jun who was lying in front of him sleeping. He frowned, his smile disappeared instantly, and he picked up the "Working Principles of Funeral" on the table and threw it at Sun Jun's head, but Sun Jun did not Unmoved, he still slept soundly.
"It's already afternoon and you're still sleeping! You went to find a woman again last night, you bastard, you will die in a woman's belly sooner or later!"
"Fang Tang, you are laughing. You think I didn't mention you. It would be great to take an apple fork. Do you know that we should support domestic production!"
Fang Tang stood up quickly, and said respectfully, "Fat brother, calm down, anger is bad for the liver, you should pay attention to your body!"
"Hmph, it's no wonder that my liver is healthy with you guys like me!"
Yao Dou glanced at the office and asked, "Where did Huang Xu go?"
"Brother Fat, he went down to recharge penguin coins."
"This brat, he's on his way to give money to Mahuateng again!" Yao Dou shook his head helplessly, then turned to Zhang Yang and said, "Don't worry, these brats know how to eat and wait to die all day long. Leave them alone, you can just work hard."
Zhang Yang nodded: "Fat brother, what should I do with this job?"
"I don't need to say much about finding clients, just look for them on the phone or the Internet. There are a few books about what to say, and you just have to read it yourself."
"As for the specific funeral work, the company happens to have a client tomorrow, so you just follow me to see how I do it. This kind of thing is hard to explain, and you have to experience it yourself to understand it."
(End of this chapter)
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