imperial decree arrives

Chapter 506

goodong...

Jia Le and the Taoist priest with four eyes swallowed at the same time, and the two of them stared intently.

Qingqing snorted coldly, expressing dissatisfaction with Jiale.

Finally, this kind of picture disappeared, and the four-eyed Taoist master also came back to his senses, so he raised the stick in his hand and prepared to go down with it, but...

"My dear, this girl is too big, I have never seen such a big one in my life."

"It's so big, so round, so white..."

The four-eyed Taoist wiped the corners of his mouth, so he didn't care about Jiale at this time.

No wonder this kid came to see them every day. There are so many women who are more beautiful than vixens, and he is not afraid of getting weak after seeing too many.

I'm strong and strong, so it's okay to look more.

The four-eyed Taoist also sat down, because the sound of the TV was a bit loud, and Jia Le and Qingqing were watching intently, so neither of them noticed that the four-eyed Taoist was behind them.

After Simu Taoist sat down, the style of the pictures on the TV became more and more explicit.

gollum...

Ok?
Who makes such a strange sound!

The four-eyed Taoist priest assured that this sound was definitely not made by himself.

The four-eyed Taoist took a look at Jia Le, thinking to himself, Jia Le still didn't have enough concentration, and he was greedy for such a small scene.

It is better to watch less in the future, and leave this opportunity to Master and me.

gollum...

Someone made a strange sound again, this time, the four-eyed priest listened carefully.

Didn't it come from Jiale?
The four-eyed Taoist priest was puzzled, and he didn't send it out by himself. Who could it be?

When I turned my head, I saw no one else except those customers.

If you don't understand it, you simply don't want to, and the four-eyed Taoist priest continued to stare at the TV.

Um?what?Is it raining?

Looking at it, the four-eyed Taoist priest suddenly felt water droplets falling on his back, and the four-eyed Taoist priest was a little strange.Looking out the window, the sky is clear, how can it rain.

Looking up, the Taoist priest with four eyes was shocked.

I go!

It's unbelievable!
I saw a zombie standing behind the Taoist priest with four eyes, with a halazi, staring at the TV motionlessly, watching it very seriously.

Not only this zombie, but behind him, almost all the zombies are fascinated.

"All roots are not exhausted, all roots are not exhausted!"

Daoist Simu feels sad for them, they have all turned into zombies, and that thing is probably useless, but they are still so lustful, really... they should be beaten!
The four-eyed priest immediately stood up and glared at Jiale.

This time, the stick must come down.

"oops!"

The four-eyed priest was angry in his heart, and he was merciless in his strikes. The stick hit Jia Le directly on the back.Being attacked suddenly, Jia Le was unprepared, and immediately screamed out after being hit by such a sap.

"oops……"

The four-eyed Taoist priest didn't expect that it was Jia Le who was called, but he was the one who hit him.

It was also because Taoist Simu was not in the right position. He was standing on Jia Le's back, and it happened to block the zombies.If the zombie doesn't hit him, he will hit anyone, and he will be beaten for no reason. The four-eyed Taoist priest is completely unexpected.

So there was a scream, but this cry inspired the zombie's spell, and dozens of sticks fell together, hitting the body of the four-eyed Taoist priest.

"Master!"

Jia Le wondered who was hitting him, but when he looked back, it turned out to be the four-eyed Taoist priest.

Qingqing was also startled by the actions of the two, and stared at them blankly.

"oops……"

Daoist Simu didn't have time to talk to Jiale at this time, he kept screaming and being beaten.

Jiale looked puzzled.

Qingqing looked very strange.

Jiang Hua watched it very interestingly.

Only the four-eyed Taoist priest is so unlovable in life.

"Master, what are you doing, doesn't it hurt?"

Jia Le took a step back, vaguely, he guessed something, it must be that the master wanted to play tricks on him, but in the end he lifted a rock and shot himself in the foot.

"It hurts..."

The four-eyed Taoist priest finally came to his senses, and hurriedly shouted for pain, shouting, and the sticks in the hands of the zombies stopped one after another.

"Hiss... oops..."

clap clap clap...

Another round of attacks, the four-eyed priest hurriedly covered his mouth.

Seeing this, Jia Le had already guessed something in his heart, so he asked without changing his face: "Master, are you alright?"

The four-eyed priest glared at Jia Le: "Hmph, what do you think?!"

Jiale knew that it was better for him to shut up at this time.

The more the four-eyed Taoist thought about it, the more angry he was, so he stretched out his thumb and rubbed hard at Jiale's chrysanthemum.

"oops……"

Caught off guard, Jia Le let out a scream, followed by countless wooden sticks.

Jia Le hurriedly covered his mouth, knowing that he had been cheated by the four-eyed Taoist priest, and looked at the four-eyed Taoist priest aggrieved.

After being stared at by the four-eyed Taoist priest, Jia Le stepped out of the zombie's encirclement, and then shouted "Aiya..." and led the zombies to his door step by step.

Afterwards, Jia Le brought a group of zombies back to the mortuary, and instead of following, the Taoist priest with four eyes snorted coldly, completely ignoring Qingqing's surprised gaze.

"Brother Jiang, I laughed."

Walking in front of Jiang Hua, the Taoist priest with four eyes smiled shyly, and then said.

Jiang Hua waved his hand: "It's okay, it's just that your method of teaching apprentices is a bit strange."

Daoist Simu knew that what he had just done was seen by Jiang Hua, so he didn't make any excuses. Instead, he smiled and said, "Oh, apprentice, don't worry, I'll go back first."

Jiang Hua nodded and said, "Come to my place for dinner tonight."

"Ah."

"Jia Le, Master loves you so much..."

Afterwards, the voice of Simu gnashing teeth came from Simu Daoist's house. When Jiang Hua heard it, he shook his head and smiled, and then entered the room.

……

Simu Daochang and Master Yixiu may have been enemies in the previous life, as long as the two are together, life will not be peaceful.

When the two sat together to eat, the two were actually suppressed, but the four-eyed Taoist priest had always disliked each other. Fortunately, with Jiang Hua, the big Buddha, the four-eyed Taoist priest restrained a lot.

"Come, come, monk, this is black-bone chicken soup stewed with sea cucumbers. Come, this black-bone chicken is delicious, it melts in your mouth, soft and delicious. It is delicious when paired with this soup. Try it."

As he said that, Daoist Simu took the initiative to pick up a piece of black-bone chicken, and wanted to give it to Master Yixiu.Master Yixiu is also a monk at any rate, he recites scriptures every day, eats fast and prays to Buddha, how could he break the rules.

"Hey, you'd better eat it yourself, I can't bear it."

Master Yixiu dodged Simu Daozhang's picking up vegetables, and then picked up a chopsticks of vegetarian dishes.

"This vegetarian dish is crystal clear, bright in color, plump and juicy, delicious and sweet when you bite into it. Look at how blessed you are, you should eat more vegetarian dishes."

When the four-eyed Taoist priest heard it, his eyes widened, and he bit the roast duck he had just picked up, making a baji baji sound.

"Humph!"

Jia Le, who ate a meal, was terrified. He was really afraid that the two of them would suddenly have a secret battle, and then this delicious meal would be ruined.

(End of this chapter)