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Chapter 260 The Old Rival
Chapter 260 The Old Rival
Grand Marshal's House.
The marshal was enjoying the food, and then he heard Nianying's voice. When he looked up, he saw the annoying Uncle Jiu dressed in a suit, and Nianying led the three of them in.
"Brother-in-law, my sister told me to ask Uncle Jiu to come and see a doctor for you."
When the commander heard this, he was very excited: "I'm not sick! Except that my feet are a little stiff, my fingernails are a little longer, and my neck is itchy, I'm fine at all."
Uncle Jiu and the others saw the appearance of the handsome man, but they didn't know that the other party had actually been poisoned by the corpse.
Nianying shook the commander's hand and said: "Brother-in-law, don't be like this, it's my sister's wish after all."
After hearing this, the commander-in-chief couldn't take advantage of Nianying's kindness, so he said: "Okay, okay, forget it, come and add a seat. Everyone is here, let's sit down and eat together."
The guard added a seat for the four of them. The commander-in-chief saw how dissatisfied Uncle Jiu was, and told about Uncle Jiu's previous embarrassing things. Uncle Jiu smiled stiffly and sat down.
Sitting next to Uncle Jiu, Jiang Hua knew that Uncle Jiu had never seen the food in front of him, so he quietly introduced it to Uncle Jiu.Seeing the two whispering, the commander-in-chief was a little dissatisfied, so he said, "These things are very expensive, you should eat them quickly."
Uncle Jiu picked up his chopsticks and said, "Then you're welcome!"
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai couldn't bear it long ago. After Uncle Jiu made a move, they impatiently stretched out their chopsticks, picked up a piece of lobster and ate it.
They ate and chatted, and soon Uncle Jiu and his three ate up all the dishes, leaving a ball of mustard in the end. However, under Jiang Hua's reminder, Uncle Jiu left it for Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai.
"Young Mistress, go slowly."
Michelin, with her belly puffed out, walked in with the help of the maid. Hearing the voice, Uncle Jiu stood up immediately and looked at the beauty.
"Brother Ying, long time no see."
"Sister Lian, how are you?"
"I'm very good."
"Sister Lian, congratulations on becoming a mother."
The two chatted without saying a word, Michelle suddenly remembered the business, and said: "By the way, Dalong has a strange disease, even the doctor can't cure it, I don't know why."
Uncle Jiu said: "It's okay, I'll see what happened when I go to the ancestral hall."
"Then please."
……
"Well, I'm full, come and prepare the horse!"
Dalong shook his body, then stood up and said, upon hearing Dalong's words, the guard immediately replied: "Report to Commander, that horse was stabbed to death by you last night."
The final result was that Jiang Hua drove a few people to the ancestral hall together.Nianying originally wanted to come, but Uncle Jiu refused.
However, because of a rain on the way, the ground became wet and unsuitable for driving. Everyone had no choice but to get out of the car and walk.
While walking, Uncle Jiu looked at Feng Shui and explained it to everyone.Of course, except for the three of Jiang Hua, the others couldn't understand what Uncle Jiu meant.But I also know one thing, that is, the people who live here are very rich.
After a while, everyone walked to the ancestral hall.
Uncle Jiu stood at the door and said, "Based on the pattern of gods splashing water, people in this village must not be buried after death."
Qiu Sheng asked, "Master, what will happen to the burial?"
Uncle Jiu explained: "If the coffin hits the ground, it's unlucky for the whole family. Not to mention the burial, if the coffin absorbs the earth's air, accidents will happen to the house."
When Dalong heard it, he was surprised: "Is it true?"
Uncle Jiu nodded and said, "If I'm not wrong, the coffin inside must be arranged in a different way."
Dalong chuckled and shouted, "Come on, open the door."
The door opened, and a few people walked in to take a look, and it was indeed different from the way ordinary people put coffins.
"It's placed well, and the rings are all hung up." Uncle Jiu saw the arrangement of the coffin at a glance, pointed to the water basin under the pillar and said, "Look, even the feet of the pillar touch the earth's air with a basin of water. Quarantine, dare to ask the commander, which Feng Shui master set up the game?"
When Dalong heard this, he laughed loudly, and then said: "It is Master Hong Jinbao, who is well-known in the provinces, Hong Kong and Macau!"
Uncle Jiu gave a thumbs up and said in admiration, "It's amazing, it's amazing."
Afterwards, Uncle Jiu began to check the problem, watching as he walked, and sure enough, Uncle Jiu quickly discovered the problem, pointed to the coffin that fell to the side and said, "Oops, there is a problem, who is...?"
Dalong took a look and said, "It's my father."
Uncle Jiu spread his hands and said, "It has become a zombie."
Dalong obviously didn't believe it, and then asked someone to open the coffin. Uncle Jiu said immediately: "The coffin is sucked by the corpse's breath, so it can't be opened in broad daylight."
After hearing the soldier's answer, Dalong asked, "Speaking of which, what does my illness have to do with my father?"
Uncle Jiu replied: "Your father's coffin became a zombie because of the corpse's gas. You were injured by him, so you were poisoned by the corpse."
"Hey, how can I cure it?"
Uncle Jiu thought for a moment, and then said: "Now your corpse poison is not deep, let your men soak your body with raw glutinous rice first, and then eat a few bowls of glutinous rice, so as to temporarily suppress the corpse poison. In the evening, we will When your father is drawn out, the zombie will kill your relatives first, so he will chase you and bite, and then we will work together to pull out his teeth, grind them into powder for you to drink, fight the poison with the poison, and everything will be fine."
When Dalong heard this, he felt that the method was reliable, so he said: "Okay, just do as you said, guard, if I come out first tonight, everything will be safe, and if the four of them go out first, they will be killed." .”
When the guards heard this, they left in line and closed the door. Soon, there were only five people left in the ancestral hall.
"Master, my stomach hurts."
Qiusheng and Wencai held their stomachs and said.
"Master, where is the toilet?"
Dalong pointed to a small door next to him, without saying a word.
Qiusheng and Wencai were overjoyed and ran over in a hurry, but just as they opened the door and were about to go out, they heard the sound of the wooden barn banging, and they were so frightened that they immediately closed the door.Seeing this, Dalong jumped up and down, laughing wildly.
Qiusheng and Wencai had no choice but to settle it on the spot.
But soon, there was one more person on the two-person front, and it became a three-person front.
……
Three or ten minutes later, a guard carried a wooden bucket filled with glutinous rice water. At the same time, he also brought some glutinous rice to Dalong. Dalong took off his coat and ate the glutinous rice while taking a bath.
After Dalong finished running and Uncle Jiu finished pulling, it was already dark. Among the four, only Jiang Hua was the most relaxed. He took out a bag of melon seeds, hid far away, and started eating melon seeds.
Bang!
Suddenly, there was a loud noise from the coffin. Seeing this, Dalong wanted to run away, but was caught by Jiang Hua. Then Qiusheng and Wencai tied Dalong up. Uncle Jiu said solemnly: "You are so timid, I am here for you What are you afraid of?"
Uncle Nine's domineering side leak did not calm Dalong's panic, but now it is useless to be afraid, because he has already been tied up.
(End of this chapter)
Grand Marshal's House.
The marshal was enjoying the food, and then he heard Nianying's voice. When he looked up, he saw the annoying Uncle Jiu dressed in a suit, and Nianying led the three of them in.
"Brother-in-law, my sister told me to ask Uncle Jiu to come and see a doctor for you."
When the commander heard this, he was very excited: "I'm not sick! Except that my feet are a little stiff, my fingernails are a little longer, and my neck is itchy, I'm fine at all."
Uncle Jiu and the others saw the appearance of the handsome man, but they didn't know that the other party had actually been poisoned by the corpse.
Nianying shook the commander's hand and said: "Brother-in-law, don't be like this, it's my sister's wish after all."
After hearing this, the commander-in-chief couldn't take advantage of Nianying's kindness, so he said: "Okay, okay, forget it, come and add a seat. Everyone is here, let's sit down and eat together."
The guard added a seat for the four of them. The commander-in-chief saw how dissatisfied Uncle Jiu was, and told about Uncle Jiu's previous embarrassing things. Uncle Jiu smiled stiffly and sat down.
Sitting next to Uncle Jiu, Jiang Hua knew that Uncle Jiu had never seen the food in front of him, so he quietly introduced it to Uncle Jiu.Seeing the two whispering, the commander-in-chief was a little dissatisfied, so he said, "These things are very expensive, you should eat them quickly."
Uncle Jiu picked up his chopsticks and said, "Then you're welcome!"
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai couldn't bear it long ago. After Uncle Jiu made a move, they impatiently stretched out their chopsticks, picked up a piece of lobster and ate it.
They ate and chatted, and soon Uncle Jiu and his three ate up all the dishes, leaving a ball of mustard in the end. However, under Jiang Hua's reminder, Uncle Jiu left it for Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai.
"Young Mistress, go slowly."
Michelin, with her belly puffed out, walked in with the help of the maid. Hearing the voice, Uncle Jiu stood up immediately and looked at the beauty.
"Brother Ying, long time no see."
"Sister Lian, how are you?"
"I'm very good."
"Sister Lian, congratulations on becoming a mother."
The two chatted without saying a word, Michelle suddenly remembered the business, and said: "By the way, Dalong has a strange disease, even the doctor can't cure it, I don't know why."
Uncle Jiu said: "It's okay, I'll see what happened when I go to the ancestral hall."
"Then please."
……
"Well, I'm full, come and prepare the horse!"
Dalong shook his body, then stood up and said, upon hearing Dalong's words, the guard immediately replied: "Report to Commander, that horse was stabbed to death by you last night."
The final result was that Jiang Hua drove a few people to the ancestral hall together.Nianying originally wanted to come, but Uncle Jiu refused.
However, because of a rain on the way, the ground became wet and unsuitable for driving. Everyone had no choice but to get out of the car and walk.
While walking, Uncle Jiu looked at Feng Shui and explained it to everyone.Of course, except for the three of Jiang Hua, the others couldn't understand what Uncle Jiu meant.But I also know one thing, that is, the people who live here are very rich.
After a while, everyone walked to the ancestral hall.
Uncle Jiu stood at the door and said, "Based on the pattern of gods splashing water, people in this village must not be buried after death."
Qiu Sheng asked, "Master, what will happen to the burial?"
Uncle Jiu explained: "If the coffin hits the ground, it's unlucky for the whole family. Not to mention the burial, if the coffin absorbs the earth's air, accidents will happen to the house."
When Dalong heard it, he was surprised: "Is it true?"
Uncle Jiu nodded and said, "If I'm not wrong, the coffin inside must be arranged in a different way."
Dalong chuckled and shouted, "Come on, open the door."
The door opened, and a few people walked in to take a look, and it was indeed different from the way ordinary people put coffins.
"It's placed well, and the rings are all hung up." Uncle Jiu saw the arrangement of the coffin at a glance, pointed to the water basin under the pillar and said, "Look, even the feet of the pillar touch the earth's air with a basin of water. Quarantine, dare to ask the commander, which Feng Shui master set up the game?"
When Dalong heard this, he laughed loudly, and then said: "It is Master Hong Jinbao, who is well-known in the provinces, Hong Kong and Macau!"
Uncle Jiu gave a thumbs up and said in admiration, "It's amazing, it's amazing."
Afterwards, Uncle Jiu began to check the problem, watching as he walked, and sure enough, Uncle Jiu quickly discovered the problem, pointed to the coffin that fell to the side and said, "Oops, there is a problem, who is...?"
Dalong took a look and said, "It's my father."
Uncle Jiu spread his hands and said, "It has become a zombie."
Dalong obviously didn't believe it, and then asked someone to open the coffin. Uncle Jiu said immediately: "The coffin is sucked by the corpse's breath, so it can't be opened in broad daylight."
After hearing the soldier's answer, Dalong asked, "Speaking of which, what does my illness have to do with my father?"
Uncle Jiu replied: "Your father's coffin became a zombie because of the corpse's gas. You were injured by him, so you were poisoned by the corpse."
"Hey, how can I cure it?"
Uncle Jiu thought for a moment, and then said: "Now your corpse poison is not deep, let your men soak your body with raw glutinous rice first, and then eat a few bowls of glutinous rice, so as to temporarily suppress the corpse poison. In the evening, we will When your father is drawn out, the zombie will kill your relatives first, so he will chase you and bite, and then we will work together to pull out his teeth, grind them into powder for you to drink, fight the poison with the poison, and everything will be fine."
When Dalong heard this, he felt that the method was reliable, so he said: "Okay, just do as you said, guard, if I come out first tonight, everything will be safe, and if the four of them go out first, they will be killed." .”
When the guards heard this, they left in line and closed the door. Soon, there were only five people left in the ancestral hall.
"Master, my stomach hurts."
Qiusheng and Wencai held their stomachs and said.
"Master, where is the toilet?"
Dalong pointed to a small door next to him, without saying a word.
Qiusheng and Wencai were overjoyed and ran over in a hurry, but just as they opened the door and were about to go out, they heard the sound of the wooden barn banging, and they were so frightened that they immediately closed the door.Seeing this, Dalong jumped up and down, laughing wildly.
Qiusheng and Wencai had no choice but to settle it on the spot.
But soon, there was one more person on the two-person front, and it became a three-person front.
……
Three or ten minutes later, a guard carried a wooden bucket filled with glutinous rice water. At the same time, he also brought some glutinous rice to Dalong. Dalong took off his coat and ate the glutinous rice while taking a bath.
After Dalong finished running and Uncle Jiu finished pulling, it was already dark. Among the four, only Jiang Hua was the most relaxed. He took out a bag of melon seeds, hid far away, and started eating melon seeds.
Bang!
Suddenly, there was a loud noise from the coffin. Seeing this, Dalong wanted to run away, but was caught by Jiang Hua. Then Qiusheng and Wencai tied Dalong up. Uncle Jiu said solemnly: "You are so timid, I am here for you What are you afraid of?"
Uncle Nine's domineering side leak did not calm Dalong's panic, but now it is useless to be afraid, because he has already been tied up.
(End of this chapter)
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