My beautiful boss with a poisonous tongue: Abuse

Chapter 12

When I ran to the front, I only heard a familiar voice saying: "Today is over, and there is no stock. If you like it, come to join us another day."

Isn't this Su Manyu's voice? Can anyone enlighten me, or give me a hint, what's going on?

When the crowd saw me standing there stupidly with a gleaming white watermelon knife, they were startled, and immediately separated automatically.

"Stingy, are you back?" Goddess Su clapped her hands and handed me the basket full of money.

"What about things?"

"It's money."

"Ah? How did you do it?" I still can't believe it. It took Su Manyu half an hour to clean up all my accumulated goods. It couldn't have been arranged by her, but she It is unrealistic to find so many extras in such a short time.I immediately overturned my whims.

"You want to know?" Goddess Su deliberately teased me.

"Thought. Too much."

"I'm sorry. It's a professional secret." The more Goddess Su doesn't say anything, the more itchy I feel.

"Goddess Su, give me some pointers." I put the watermelon and watermelon knife on the ground, bowed to Su Manyu in a funny way.

"Seeing how sincere you are, I'll make an exception and tell you just because you have traveled all the way to buy me watermelon." Goddess Su smiled secretly and whispered something in my ear.

"That's okay too?" I looked at Su Manyu again in surprise.

"Didn't you see everything in the end?" Su Manyu said stinkingly.

Fuck me, can you be more reliable, but after thinking about it in a blink of an eye, I have to admire this woman's wisdom and vision, because facts speak louder than words.

I put the watermelon on the grass. I held the watermelon knife in one hand and pressed the watermelon with the other. When I was about to cut the watermelon, "Wait" Su Manyu suddenly stopped me loudly.

"What's wrong?" I looked up and asked her.

"Have you washed the watermelon?"

"Sister, I really doubt whether you have ever eaten watermelon, and you don't eat the outer skin. There is nothing to wash, and it is not dirty, let alone we have no water."

"Why isn't it dirty? It has been growing in the ground, covered with dust and mud, you can't see it with your eyes."

I'm a little speechless, this woman probably has something wrong in her heart, this is outside, not at home, how can she be so particular, there is no water and no bucket, how to wash?
Su Manyu seemed to see through my thoughts, and she gave me an idea: "The water problem is easy to solve. There is a big river in front of it. There is no industrial pollution here. The water quality is so clear. You just need to get a bucket, and all problems will be solved. .”

I have thought about the water problem for a long time, but the water in the river is a little deep from the shore. I can't wash a big watermelon in my arms. I can't take off my clothes and jump into the river to wash it. Therefore, buckets are absolutely indispensable.

"Get a bucket, you put it lightly, where can I get it?"

"Stupid. You won't diverge your thinking. There are flower shops everywhere. What are the flowers used for? Flower pots. You won't find an empty flower pot?"

"Oh, yes." This place is full of flower shops, buckets are hard to find, and empty flower pots are relatively easy. When I came here just now, I saw a shop selling flower pots in front of me.

"Su Manyu, you wait for me here, I will come whenever I go."

Su Manyu smiled and waved her hand, motioning for me to go and come back quickly.

I ran to the front and bought a cheap flowerpot. The flowerpot is the most common kind, and it's just used to hold the water, so I don't care about it.

I hugged the big watermelon and walked in front with a watermelon knife, while Su Manyu walked behind with a flower pot in both hands.

We found a place with the shallowest offshore water level. We said it was the shallowest, but it was actually not easy to reach with bare hands.There are railings all around the embankment. I climbed over the railings and fetched water with a flower pot.It took me a lot of effort to get a basin of water up.

Su Manyu took the pot from the outside of the railing. She put the pot on the ground, carried the watermelon into the flower pot, and bathed the watermelon carefully.Seeing her serious look, I really doubt that if there is a bottle of shower gel at this moment, will Su Manyu really put some on the watermelon? As for it!
After Su Manyu abused the watermelon, the next step was the watermelon knife, a watermelon knife, you said that you just washed it twice and it was over, but she insisted on washing it over and over again, and it didn't finish in four or five minutes.

"Goddess Su, as the saying goes, if you don't clean up, you won't get sick if you eat it. Haven't you heard of it?"

Su Manyu glanced up at me, nodded and said, "No wonder you are so energetic...sick." Goddess Su purposely elongated her voice, and she began to speak venomously again. One more word and one less word mean a world of difference, being energetic If it is a compliment, add a word sick after it, and it will become a curse.

After washing, the two of us went back under the big tree again. I cut the watermelon open and cut it into small pieces.

Su Manyu picked up a piece of watermelon, gently parted her red lips, and bit the watermelon carefully.Compared to Goddess Su, my eating habits are relatively indecent.

"Goddess Su, according to your way of eating, when can you eat a piece of melon? Isn't it cheap for me!"

"Are you good at eating?"

"What do you say!"

Su Manyu smiled and said, "I'm afraid it's bragging again?"

I said proudly: "Goddess Su, bragging, with me, only exists in legends."

"Ha ha."

"What! Don't believe it?"

Goddess Su put down the melon in her hand, took out a piece of wet paper towel to wipe her little hands and said, "To convince others, it's not just words, but actions, right?"

"That makes sense." I nodded in agreement.

"Well, don't say I didn't give you a chance to prove it. I will give you a simple question right now, and my question is related to eating watermelon. If you can do it according to my requirements, I will obey you. "

"You don't want me to eat all this watermelon, do you? Although I can eat it, it doesn't mean I'm a trash can. I can stuff as many things as I want." I blocked Goddess Su with words first, so that she You can't deliberately make things difficult for me when you come up with a question.

"It's not that complicated." Su Manyu smiled, and she said, "You just need to eat two slices of melon."

"It's that simple?" I couldn't believe it, I couldn't eat a melon, but two small pieces of melon were still within my grasp.

Su Manyu said with big flickering eyes: "You can't do such a simple thing, right?"

I can't figure out what kind of medicine this woman sells in her gourd, but the words have been blown out just now, how can she get off the stage when she retreats at this time.

"A piece of cake."

"That's good. You are cheap, let's start. You just need to eat two slices of melon on an empty stomach, and you will win."

I couldn't believe it and asked, "Is it that simple?"

Su Manyu smiled lightly: "It's that simple."

When I was about to pick up the watermelon and start eating, I suddenly realized that eating two slices of watermelon was easy to solve, but how could I eat two slices on an empty stomach.

Isn't it empty stomach when I eat the next piece of melon and then eat another piece of melon?Not to mention two slices of melon, even if it is one slice, I will no longer be hungry when I take a bite.Do I have to swallow it in one gulp.

Su Manyu looked at me with a smile, because I fell for her again.

"Why don't you eat?" Su Manyu asked shyly.

I didn't expect Goddess Su to come out like this. After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't think of a way to solve it. This is a contradictory proposition at all.

"Goddess Su, your question is wrong. The question itself is contradictory. It has nothing to do with my ability, and it doesn't reflect my true level."

Su Manyu smiled and said, "It seems that you are not convinced?"

"There's... a little bit of it."

"Stingy, it is reasonable for you to say that. After all, you have eaten a few slices of watermelon just now, and you are no longer hungry. If I ask you to do this, others will say that I am bullying you."

Why does this sound so uncomfortable? Whoever bullies whoever is not sure!

"Okay. Then I will change one, or two pieces of melon. There is a tree here. You stand upside down on the tree and then eat the melon. Don't tell me, you can't do this?"

"what?"

Swallowing things depends entirely on the gravitational force of the earth's center of gravity. How can I swallow things while standing upside down?
I shook my head, and I could only bow my head and admit defeat: "Goddess Su, you are awesome! Your little cow rings the doorbell - you are so awesome."

"Shameless." Su Manyu scolded me in a low voice.

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(End of this chapter)