Tianting Courier
Chapter 622 Fart King Shows His Power!
Chapter 622 Fart King Shows His Power!
Awww~~~
Thousands of Yin puppets swarmed up, close at hand.
Wei Qing suddenly shouted: "Pinch your nose!"
Lu Negtian quickly guessed what Wei Qing was going to do, he pinched his nose and held his breath.
But Fairy Gui was dumbfounded, and cursed: "Pinch your nose for a fart, you should hurry up and do it, didn't you say that you can handle it alone..."
Before he finished speaking, Wei Qing waved his hand casually, and Yin Puppet summoned out, and a burst of strange incense overflowed.
It is also a puppet, the gap between the processed puppet at the ghost gate and these wild puppet is too big.
Wei Qing, the fart king's puppet, is wearing a very delicate and bright red robe, a scholar's hat, a delicate dead makeup on his face, and a smell of rouge perfume on his body. , The stench is incomparable!
Wei Qing looked a little nervous, pinched his nose with one hand, and hummed, "Let go!"
Fart King turned around slowly, slowly raised his buttocks, it was really beautiful...
Suddenly, there was a loud noise, like a burst of spring thunder, and a burst of yellow gas slanted out from behind her...
Suddenly, the situation changed!
An unprecedented stench permeated the surroundings, Wei Qing felt as if he had eaten a stool, and threw up with a wow.
Fortunately, Wei Qing held his breath in time and pinched his nose!
The gas from the corpus luteum diffused, and the puppets who rushed up one after another fell to the ground without any signs...
And Fairy Gui let out an unprecedented scream!
The next moment, Guixianzi fell to the ground, mouthfuls of white foam spit out from his mouth, and the originally beautiful feathers stood up, lying on the ground and twitching constantly, those sharp eyes were full of despair, A mouthful of blood was spit out from Guixianzi's mouth desperately, wishing to spit out all the things in her body!
"Is this too stinky?"
Wei Qing is feeling very uncomfortable now.
Although he had been prepared for a long time, he only took a small breath of the stench, but he felt that his body was constantly churning, and the desire to vomit kept coming.But Wei Qing didn't dare to open his mouth, so he could only hold it back desperately.
He knew that once he opened his mouth, the stench that instantly sent him flying would make him unable to close his mouth again.
Fart King slowly stood up straight, and after about ten minutes, when he looked around for several kilometers, there was a cloud of yellow smoke.
There are puppets all over the place, lying in disorder.
"That old Jianghu really didn't lie to me. The stench of this fart king is really something that no one in this world wants to be contaminated with..." Wei Qing and Lu Lingtian glanced at each other, and grabbed the ground with one hand The ghost fairy rushed towards the back, since the Yin Puppet has fallen, it's better to come back later, otherwise, if you stand here for a long time, you will stink all over.
The two ran for more than ten kilometers before stopping.
Wei Qing let go of his nose, spit out a mouthful, and said, "Why is it still so stinky, isn't this fart king's fart too stinky?"
Lu Lingtian also loosened his nose, his face turned pale immediately, and immediately continued to back away.
The two retreated another dozen kilometers, their noses still opened, and the stench came out...
"Help me, save me, I'm really going to die..." Ghost Fairy suddenly let go of Wei Qing's claws that were holding on to Wei Qing, and looked at Wei Qing with a look of despair. He said weakly: "Don't go I'm dying, I'm about to die, I vomited so badly that I got internal injuries and I'm paralyzed, please hurry up and find a place with a water source, give me a bath, or you'll kill me with one knife!"
Only then did Wei Qing realize that he could still smell the farts after fleeing dozens of kilometers because the smell of the farts was on his body...
The name of this fart king is really well-deserved.
Suddenly Wei Qing trembled all over, he remembered what that charlatan said to him when he left the ghost gate.
"You guys must remember that this stinky fart is graded. If you only give orders verbally, the fart released by the fart king is just as powerful. If you use your blood to give orders, it will kill people. When something happens, don't blame me for not reminding you!"
Nima, is this power still average?
A stinky fart that even fainted the puppet, and vomited until the ancient roc collapsed, life would be worse than death.If the blood curse is really used to give orders, how terrifying is the fart released by the fart king?
Wei Qing and Lu Lingtian vomited all the way, looking for water sources all the way.
Finally, under the guidance of the ghost fairy, he found a black water river.
The Heishui River looked turbid, but the two of them jumped in one by one, threw away all their clothes, and began to wash their bodies.After washing and washing, a layer of skin was rubbed off. I still felt my body was smelly, as if my body was covered with the smell of poop. Finally, Wei Qing went to Wuliang Xuanjie and brought some very precious exotic flowers and herbs to scrub. After a few body treatments, it gradually got better.
"Hey, no more washing!"
Lu Lingtian soaked in the water exhaustedly.
Wei Qing was also very helpless.
He has never felt that taking a bath is such a strenuous task. In order to wash off the stench on his body, his hands are numb.
"Help, help, I don't want to live anymore..." Ghost Fairy soaked in his hands, and he pulled out all the golden feathers from his whole body, turning into a bald bird, his whole body was flushed red, and his mouth was vomiting. It was swollen, and he shouted weakly: "You goddamn, how could you do such a wicked thing. Kill me, I really can't stand it, woo woo woo~~~~"
For the first time, Wei Qing showed a sympathetic and apologetic expression to Fairy Gui, and said helplessly, "I'm sorry, I didn't expect King Fart to be so powerful..."
Lu Lingtian smiled wryly: "In the future, I can guarantee that no one will be your enemy!"
Two people and one bird soaked in the Heishui River for a day and a night. The river was full of petals, and the fragrance was overflowing, but if you smell it carefully, you can still smell the stool.These petals are not ordinary petals, Wei Qing got them from Baixian Valley, and they are some extremely precious medicinal materials, but in order to wash away the smell of the great change, Wei Qing did his best.
Nima, if you go out smelling like shit, you won't be laughed to death.
After washing for a day, the three of Wei Qing went ashore.
Ghost Fairy shivered and huddled into a ball, looking at Wei Qing with a terrified look.
It was not afraid to roast ghosts and fairies with sky fire before, but now it is tainted by Fart King's fart so that it doubts life and creates psychological shadows.
"Those puppets, shouldn't they run away?" Wei Qing lay wearily on the ground.
Fairy Gui roared: "Fuck you, bah, it's not fart!" He spit out another mouthful of bitter water as he said that, and now when Ghost heard the word fart, he would vomit, and he looked at Wei Qing complaining, Gritting his teeth, he said, "Don't talk about these mentally handicapped puppets, they are a living person, and if they are smashed by such a person, they are guaranteed not to survive!"
(End of this chapter)
Awww~~~
Thousands of Yin puppets swarmed up, close at hand.
Wei Qing suddenly shouted: "Pinch your nose!"
Lu Negtian quickly guessed what Wei Qing was going to do, he pinched his nose and held his breath.
But Fairy Gui was dumbfounded, and cursed: "Pinch your nose for a fart, you should hurry up and do it, didn't you say that you can handle it alone..."
Before he finished speaking, Wei Qing waved his hand casually, and Yin Puppet summoned out, and a burst of strange incense overflowed.
It is also a puppet, the gap between the processed puppet at the ghost gate and these wild puppet is too big.
Wei Qing, the fart king's puppet, is wearing a very delicate and bright red robe, a scholar's hat, a delicate dead makeup on his face, and a smell of rouge perfume on his body. , The stench is incomparable!
Wei Qing looked a little nervous, pinched his nose with one hand, and hummed, "Let go!"
Fart King turned around slowly, slowly raised his buttocks, it was really beautiful...
Suddenly, there was a loud noise, like a burst of spring thunder, and a burst of yellow gas slanted out from behind her...
Suddenly, the situation changed!
An unprecedented stench permeated the surroundings, Wei Qing felt as if he had eaten a stool, and threw up with a wow.
Fortunately, Wei Qing held his breath in time and pinched his nose!
The gas from the corpus luteum diffused, and the puppets who rushed up one after another fell to the ground without any signs...
And Fairy Gui let out an unprecedented scream!
The next moment, Guixianzi fell to the ground, mouthfuls of white foam spit out from his mouth, and the originally beautiful feathers stood up, lying on the ground and twitching constantly, those sharp eyes were full of despair, A mouthful of blood was spit out from Guixianzi's mouth desperately, wishing to spit out all the things in her body!
"Is this too stinky?"
Wei Qing is feeling very uncomfortable now.
Although he had been prepared for a long time, he only took a small breath of the stench, but he felt that his body was constantly churning, and the desire to vomit kept coming.But Wei Qing didn't dare to open his mouth, so he could only hold it back desperately.
He knew that once he opened his mouth, the stench that instantly sent him flying would make him unable to close his mouth again.
Fart King slowly stood up straight, and after about ten minutes, when he looked around for several kilometers, there was a cloud of yellow smoke.
There are puppets all over the place, lying in disorder.
"That old Jianghu really didn't lie to me. The stench of this fart king is really something that no one in this world wants to be contaminated with..." Wei Qing and Lu Lingtian glanced at each other, and grabbed the ground with one hand The ghost fairy rushed towards the back, since the Yin Puppet has fallen, it's better to come back later, otherwise, if you stand here for a long time, you will stink all over.
The two ran for more than ten kilometers before stopping.
Wei Qing let go of his nose, spit out a mouthful, and said, "Why is it still so stinky, isn't this fart king's fart too stinky?"
Lu Lingtian also loosened his nose, his face turned pale immediately, and immediately continued to back away.
The two retreated another dozen kilometers, their noses still opened, and the stench came out...
"Help me, save me, I'm really going to die..." Ghost Fairy suddenly let go of Wei Qing's claws that were holding on to Wei Qing, and looked at Wei Qing with a look of despair. He said weakly: "Don't go I'm dying, I'm about to die, I vomited so badly that I got internal injuries and I'm paralyzed, please hurry up and find a place with a water source, give me a bath, or you'll kill me with one knife!"
Only then did Wei Qing realize that he could still smell the farts after fleeing dozens of kilometers because the smell of the farts was on his body...
The name of this fart king is really well-deserved.
Suddenly Wei Qing trembled all over, he remembered what that charlatan said to him when he left the ghost gate.
"You guys must remember that this stinky fart is graded. If you only give orders verbally, the fart released by the fart king is just as powerful. If you use your blood to give orders, it will kill people. When something happens, don't blame me for not reminding you!"
Nima, is this power still average?
A stinky fart that even fainted the puppet, and vomited until the ancient roc collapsed, life would be worse than death.If the blood curse is really used to give orders, how terrifying is the fart released by the fart king?
Wei Qing and Lu Lingtian vomited all the way, looking for water sources all the way.
Finally, under the guidance of the ghost fairy, he found a black water river.
The Heishui River looked turbid, but the two of them jumped in one by one, threw away all their clothes, and began to wash their bodies.After washing and washing, a layer of skin was rubbed off. I still felt my body was smelly, as if my body was covered with the smell of poop. Finally, Wei Qing went to Wuliang Xuanjie and brought some very precious exotic flowers and herbs to scrub. After a few body treatments, it gradually got better.
"Hey, no more washing!"
Lu Lingtian soaked in the water exhaustedly.
Wei Qing was also very helpless.
He has never felt that taking a bath is such a strenuous task. In order to wash off the stench on his body, his hands are numb.
"Help, help, I don't want to live anymore..." Ghost Fairy soaked in his hands, and he pulled out all the golden feathers from his whole body, turning into a bald bird, his whole body was flushed red, and his mouth was vomiting. It was swollen, and he shouted weakly: "You goddamn, how could you do such a wicked thing. Kill me, I really can't stand it, woo woo woo~~~~"
For the first time, Wei Qing showed a sympathetic and apologetic expression to Fairy Gui, and said helplessly, "I'm sorry, I didn't expect King Fart to be so powerful..."
Lu Lingtian smiled wryly: "In the future, I can guarantee that no one will be your enemy!"
Two people and one bird soaked in the Heishui River for a day and a night. The river was full of petals, and the fragrance was overflowing, but if you smell it carefully, you can still smell the stool.These petals are not ordinary petals, Wei Qing got them from Baixian Valley, and they are some extremely precious medicinal materials, but in order to wash away the smell of the great change, Wei Qing did his best.
Nima, if you go out smelling like shit, you won't be laughed to death.
After washing for a day, the three of Wei Qing went ashore.
Ghost Fairy shivered and huddled into a ball, looking at Wei Qing with a terrified look.
It was not afraid to roast ghosts and fairies with sky fire before, but now it is tainted by Fart King's fart so that it doubts life and creates psychological shadows.
"Those puppets, shouldn't they run away?" Wei Qing lay wearily on the ground.
Fairy Gui roared: "Fuck you, bah, it's not fart!" He spit out another mouthful of bitter water as he said that, and now when Ghost heard the word fart, he would vomit, and he looked at Wei Qing complaining, Gritting his teeth, he said, "Don't talk about these mentally handicapped puppets, they are a living person, and if they are smashed by such a person, they are guaranteed not to survive!"
(End of this chapter)
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