Tianting Courier

Chapter 1 Tusita Palace Chat Group
"Hey, is it that hard to find a job?"

Wei Qing has been in a bad mood recently, and lost her first job less than a year after graduating from university.

With a salary of less than [-] yuan, he gets up early and returns late every day. He is as tired as a dog and is not as good as a pet dog. In the end, he was kicked by the supervisor who said, "The probationary period is unqualified".This kind of life is completely different from what I thought when I was in college. Only when I am in society, do I realize how fucked up the world is!

These days, Wei Qing didn't go to work, but stayed in a rented room of less than [-] square meters, playing on WeChat, dreaming of whether he could find a rich woman like Chengzi to pay the rent at the end of the month.

Cheng Zi was a classmate of Wei Qing's when he was in college. He bragged in the group of classmates a while ago that he now moves in and out of millions with his fingers.Just because he hooked up a girl on WeChat, this girl didn't know what to do, but in reality, he met Cheng Zi, a fat man, and the two of them got the certificate in less than three months. The manager of a trading company shows off in the group of classmates all day long.

At that time, Wei Qing and his classmates were still laughing at Chengzi for being spineless and eating soft rice, but Wei Qing thought about it, not everyone can eat this soft rice, at least Wei Qing can't eat it now.

But after shaking for a long time, just looking at those avatar nicknames, no one has the desire to add them.

At this time, a message popped up on WeChat: Taishang Laojun requests to add you as a friend, with an additional message: Recruitment.

Seeing the word 'recruitment', Wei Qing swiped to add it.

Then a dialog box popped up on the phone: You have added Taishang Laojun, and now you can chat.

Taishang Laojun: Boy, what are you doing?

Wei Qing: Go to sleep.

Taishang Laojun: After shaking for so long, I finally reached a mortal. The signal of China Mobile is too bad.I have a job here, don't you?

Wei Qing: Cut, stop pretending to be a fairy in front of me! (contemptuously) What job?
Taishang Laojun: Express delivery!
Wei Qing was so angry that he almost dropped his phone on the floor!

"Where is the out of stock popping out, is it just to insult people?"

Although Wei Qing is indeed unemployed, he is also a well-known college student who graduated from the accounting department. No matter how bad he is, he will not be so lonely that he is riding a tricycle to deliver the courier. Get rid of Wei Qing's old face.In Wei Qing's eyes, although the courier job is not shameful, it has no future at all. If I had known that delivery is my life, I would have gone to college for woolen work.

After such a moment of surprise, the system sent another reminder: Taishang Laojun invites you to join the Tushita palace chat group.

Wei Qing was a little dumbfounded when he saw the word "Doushi Palace".

If I understand correctly, the Tushita Palace seems to be the place where the Taishang Laojun lived in Journey to the West?

Out of curiosity, Wei Qing clicked Agree and joined the Tusita Palace chat group.

People online in the group saw a new member joining, as if the pot had exploded.

Erlang God: New girl, hurry up and take a photo (color)
Fairy Chang'e: Here comes a sister. (Smile)

Canopy Marshal: Sister Chang'e (shy)

Lei Gong: Get the hell out of here, old pig. Could it be that you still want to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures? (anger)
God of Wealth: Maybe the new one is a mermaid (laughing)

Antarctic Immortal: God of Wealth, you have a strong taste.

Lucky star Tang Yangcheng: Eldest brother, stop making fun of second elder brother.

……

Looking at the messages on the screen, Wei Qing was completely stunned!

This so-called Tushita palace chat group looks like that.

All the wretches have changed their nicknames to various immortals, and they seem to be of the same path as themselves.Wei Qing's profile picture was that of a pure girl. Wei Qing remembered that when Cheng Zi was bragging in the group, she changed her image to a girl at first, and then pretended to be a girl to seduce her as a best friend, and that's how she succeeded.Therefore, Wei Qing did the same and changed the profile picture of a girl.

But this group of people in front of them seemed to be much more professional than Wei Qing. Not only did they have fairy nicknames, but even their avatars belonged to all kinds of immortals.This reminded Wei Qing that not long ago, a middle-aged man bragged on the Internet that he was the Jade Emperor, and as a result, many women were deceived into cheating sex and money. This group must be of this nature, right?
Wei Qing didn't make a fuss, but watched quietly. It is also very good to learn the routines of these people.

Suddenly, Taishang Laojun appeared: everyone, be quiet.

Erlang Shen: Taijun, hurry up and get a red envelope, I finally caught you, a thousand-year-old diving monster!
Nezha: That's right, the last time I gave out red envelopes, I happened to be drunk by the red boy, it's disgusting! (anger)

Lei Gong: Give out red envelopes.

A large group of people booed and asked Taishang Laojun to give out red envelopes, even Wei Qing wanted to follow suit, but he was afraid that he would be exposed if he made a sound, so he just stared at the screen tightly, waiting for the red envelopes to appear.

Regardless of who these people are, let's talk about the red envelopes.

Taishang Laojun: Well, a newcomer is here today, which is considered a happy event, so let's send a small red envelope. (cool cool)

hum.

The phone vibrated, and a password red envelope appeared!

Regardless of whether these people are real gods or psychopaths, grab the red envelope first, copy and paste 'today is a good day' and send it out!
A barrage popped up on the screen immediately: The red envelopes have been robbed!

"Damn it, this group of animals are actually faster than me!" Wei Qing couldn't help cursing.

Out of curiosity, Wei Qing clicked on 'Look at everyone's luck'.

Erlangshen was the luckiest, grabbing 399 Yangde points.

Yue Lao grabbed 187 points of Yangde.

Lei Gong grabbed 54 points of Yangde.

……

Wei Qing frowned and said, "What is Yangde?"

Suddenly, Wei Qing realized that he seemed to have really joined a group of immortals.

Otherwise, why in the normal group robbing of red envelopes are all money, but here are all Yangde?

Erlang Shen: Haha, luck is not bad this time, thanks to all the immortal friends.

Fairy Chang'e: I just grabbed 6 points of Yangde (grievance)

Marshal Canopy: Don’t cry, sister Chang’e, I’ll send you a big private bag later (color)
Feng Bo: Send another one!
Clairvoyance: Ask for a red envelope!
God of Wealth: This is too unreasonable. As the God of Wealth, I didn’t grab a single hair, please add 1 to the red envelope!

Lucky star Tang Yangcheng: Second brother, stand up and masturbate, don't cry.Please add 2 to the red envelope!

……

Wei Qing felt a little emotional.

It seems that no matter which group you are in, you will always be the most active when grabbing red envelopes, and gods are no exception.

Taking a deep breath, Wei Qing stared at the screen, ready to start grabbing at any time, as nervous as the college entrance examination back then!
This time, we must grab the red envelope no matter what!Let's see what this so-called Yangde is!
Taishang Laojun: Recently I developed a Tiangang Dimu Pill, which is not of high quality, and the focus is on early adopters.Just give out a red envelope, whoever grabs it will be considered lucky, and those who don't grab it don't make a fuss, otherwise I will drag him into the blacklist, and don't come to the Tushi Palace in the future!

The group was very quiet, no one spoke.

I don't know if he was overwhelmed by the words of the Taishang Laojun, or if he was gearing up like Wei Qing and preparing to grab...

Tiangang Earth Mother Pill?
What is this stuff?
There is only one share, grab it and talk!
Another password red envelope was sent out!

This time Wei Qing didn't look at the password at all, just copied and pasted it and clicked to send it. The speed is incredible!
"Congratulations, you have snatched a Tiangang Earth Mother Pill, which is stored in the wallet and can be withdrawn for use!"

Wei Qing looked confused: Isn't the wallet for storing money? Can you store things?
He opened his wallet.

The wallet shows: 24.16 yuan, one piece of Tiangang Dimu Pill, and there is an extra withdrawal button in the place where the original withdrawal was made.

Wei Qing clicked the extract button, and the relevant information of Tiangang Dimu Pill popped up.

"Tiangang Dimu Pill"

Explanation: First-grade elixir, after using it on the target, clears the brain and improves eyesight, quick thinking, and can be used to enlighten stupid people.

Wei Qing couldn't help cursing: "What kind of crap is this? It's useful for birds. It made me excited for a long time! Is I stupid?"

At first, I thought this Tiangang Dimu Dan was an elixir of immortality and greatly increased skill, but it turned out to be such a useless elixir, it would be better to have some real RMB benefits.

Somewhat disappointed, Wei Qing clicked to extract.

Suddenly a white light appeared in the air, and a purple pill fell into Wei Qing's hand.

The pills are not big, only the size of soybeans, but they exude a strong fragrance. Just smelling the smell of this medicine will make the whole body feel comfortable, and even the hungry stomach will feel full.

It was only at this time that Wei Qing noticed that there was an uproar in the group!
(End of this chapter)