My Three Realms Red Envelope Group

Chapter 397 Centipede Pill and Shunxin Talisman

In fact, for Chen Xin, being a lucky king is the same, it doesn't matter whether there are cheats or not, as long as there are red envelopes.

So he turned a blind eye to the cheating behavior of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, and the crowd stopped making trouble for a while, and instead urged:

"Don't talk about this, the king of luck will send out red envelopes!"

"The king of luck sends red envelopes!"

"The king of luck sends red envelopes!"

Chen Xin remembered that the last time this guy gave red envelopes, he actually posted a video of the spider essence taking a shower, and reminded him: "Hundred-eyed Demon Monarch, it's fine if you cheat, but you can't be stingy when you give out red envelopes, or you will be banned for a month! "

Hundred-eyed Demon Monarch: "Sure, I must send a big red envelope to ensure the satisfaction of the group leader!" with a sweaty expression.

"Ding! The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord requests to add you as a friend."

What is this guy looking for?
"agree."

Chen Xin nodded in agreement, only to hear the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord say flatteringly: "Group leader, if you dare to ask what the group leader likes, I...I will try my best to satisfy the group leader!"

Why does this sound awkward?

Chen Xin complained, and said: "The leader of this group doesn't care, but you have also seen that your behavior has aroused public anger. If you don't satisfy everyone, you can only silence it!"

Hundred-eyed Demon Lord: "Ah, I see, I'll give out red envelopes right now!"

"Ding! The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord sent out a red envelope!"

I grab!

Chen Xin had been waiting for it for a long time, and immediately started to grab it.

"Ding! Monkey King grabbed a centipede pill!"

"Ding! Mo Lishou grabbed three centipede pills!"

"Ding! The group leader grabbed two centipede pills!"

"Ding! Shunfenger grabbed a centipede pill!"

"Ding! Guanyin Bodhisattva snatched a centipede pill!"

"Ding……"

"Ding! Mo Lishou is the king of luck, and the king of luck will continue to give out red envelopes!"

Shunfeng Er: "Uh, let me ask first, what the hell is Centipede Pill?"

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord: "It's a poison pill that I made from my own poisonous gas. One pill can poison a god. How about it, it's amazing!" A terrified expression.

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Monks are merciful, so you don't need such poisons!"

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord: "Anyway, I have already sent it, so I don't care if I send it back!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Do you want me to throw it away?" With a tangled expression.

Sun Wukong: "Hey, the Bodhisattva just came here and didn't know anything. If you have any difficulties, just find the group leader!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "The group leader?"

Three black lines rose on Chen Xin's forehead. This is poison. Why do I, a doctor, want this?

But when Sun Wukong said this, Chen Xin couldn't refuse, so he had to bite the bullet and say: "Bodhisattva, you can give it to me if you don't want it, and you can tell me what the Bodhisattva wants."

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "The group masters are powerful, just give them as you see."

Chen Xin tentatively asked: "Then I will give you a fashion?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Fashion is beautiful, but it is not suitable for monks."

"What about the lipstick?"

Chen Xin asked again.

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "It's the same with lipstick."

"Then presumably the Bodhisattva doesn't know how to play poker?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "No."

"Then what will you do?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "I can recite scriptures and meditate to save all living beings."

Ok!

Chen Xin shook her head helplessly, it has been like this for thousands of years, don't you feel bored?

For a while, I couldn't think of what Guanyin Bodhisattva needed, so I had to promise her that I would talk about it later.

Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't care too much, and immediately sent centipede pills to Chen Xin.

Then I heard Mo Lishou complaining: "My luck is too good, I will be the king of luck when I join the group, but what's the use of centipede pills if I want to poison some god?"

Sun Wukong: "Hey, you reminded me, someday I have free time to go to the Heavenly Court to see who doesn't like me, then... Quack!"

All the gods: "Stay away from this monkey, it's too messy!"

Jade Emperor: "Patriarch Bodhi, don't you care about your apprentice?"

Patriarch Bodhi: "I only care about passing on skills and teaching karma, and I don't know anything else."

Tathagata Buddha: "You hozen, if you talk nonsense again, I will ask your master to recite the mantra!"

Sun Wukong: "Mo Nian, Mo Nian, I'm just kidding!"

Mo Liqing: "Anyway, the king of luck is not running away, hurry up and give out red envelopes!"

Mo Lishou: "Are you still my brother?"

Mo Liqing: "Brothers at home, group friends in the group, rules can't be broken, right group leader?"

Chen Xin said lightly: "That's right, the rules can't be changed, unless you don't want to play."

Mo Lishou: "Okay, just post it!"

"Ding! Guangmu Heavenly King Mo Lishou sent a red envelope!"

"Ding! Lei Gong snatched a good luck charm!"

"Ding! Mother Dian snatched a good luck talisman!"

"Ding! The leader of the group has snatched two everything goes smoothly!"

"Ding! Tathagata Buddha has snatched three all things go well!"

"Ding! The Giant Spirit God has snatched a everything goes well talisman!"

"Ding! Tathagata Buddha is the king of luck, and the king of luck will continue to give out red envelopes!"

Lei Gong: "Pfft! It's actually a broken talisman, what's the use of that?"

Mo Lishou: "My lord is in good order. Getting this talisman can make everything go well for you, isn't it good?"

Lei Gong: "Everyone is a god, your talisman is probably useless to me!"

Mo Lishou: "That's not necessarily true! Next time you grab a red envelope, try putting the amulet on yourself!"

Dianmu: "Although I have no evidence, I suspect that King Guangmu is cheating!"

Mo Lishou: "Anyway, the new Luck King already has it. Do you dare to take the red envelope from the Tathagata Buddha?"

Lei Gong and Dian Mu: "As long as he dares to send it, we dare to take it!"

Tathagata Buddha: "All living beings are equal, I will not bully others, I will give out red envelopes now, do you want the Diamond Sutra or the Great Nikko Sutra?"

Everyone: "Pfft! We are not monks, so why do we need scriptures?"

The Tathagata Buddha and the old god said: "The four things of the monks are empty. I have nothing but the scriptures. Therefore, the master, it's not that I don't post them, but that no one wants them. You can't blame the deity!"

Chen Xin rolled her eyes and was thinking about how to speak, only to hear Sun Wukong say impatiently: "Buddha, since you have so many scriptures that you have no place to use them, why don't you just get them for me, so that we won't have to go to the West to learn scriptures."

Tathagata Buddha: "How can you come to the Dao without hard work, you should learn the scriptures honestly!"

Sun Wukong: "..."

Then the group was cold, and Chen Xin was tired, so she withdrew from the group.

Thinking about what I have gained today, the three centipede pills are highly poisonous, so it seems useless.

I don't know if the two talismans are reliable or not, so I can only leave them for now.After working for a long time, it seems that there is no real gain, and I am also drunk.

Suddenly I heard Liu Lian calling him outside: "Master, haven't you washed yet? It's time to eat!"

Chen Xin hurriedly said: "Okay, you guys eat first, I'll go out right away."

After wiping her body quickly, Chen Xin put on her clothes and walked out.

At this time, the family had already started eating, and everyone was talking and laughing, having fun, but Chen Xin found that the little girl was eating with snacks in her hand, so she couldn't help frowning: "Niuniu, don't eat snacks when you eat. Put down the snacks!"

Niu Niu pursed her mouth and said, "Father, but this is delicious, Niu Niu wants to eat it!"

Chen Xin brought the snacks over and said, "Children eat more, snacks are not good, and they won't grow your body."

Niuniu pursed her mouth in grievance and did not speak. Seeing this, Mingyu felt a little distressed. She glared at Chen Xin and said, "The child doesn't eat it often, so is it okay to eat it once in a while?"

(End of this chapter)