The Tale of the Kraken
Chapter 92 Ba Snake Needs a Pet License
Chapter 92 Ba Snake Needs a Pet License
After some time like this, one morning, there were no customers in the store, and Yang Yang, who was free, leaned on the counter and watched the morning news feed boredly.
At this time, the news was broadcasting that a local dog was reported by the neighbors and taken away by the animal supervision department because he did not have a dog certificate. This made Yang Yang think of the egg in his room.
What if Ba Snake was taken away one day because he didn't have a pet certificate?Besides, it was a snake. Even if Yang Yang had never kept a pet, he knew that it was much more difficult to obtain a pet certificate for a snake than for a dog.
The more he thought about it, the more frightening he felt, to the point where he felt that the next person who entered the door would come and tell him to take away the still-egg Ba Snake.
At this moment, Michelle came out of the operating room, looked at the dazed Yang Yang and asked, "Brother Yang, what's wrong?"
Yang Yang came back to his senses, looked at her with complicated eyes, and asked worriedly: "Tell me, will someone report us?"
"Why report us?" Michelle couldn't understand what he was saying, "We didn't do anything illegal..."
"The one in my room... that bastard!" Yang Yang said, handing over the mobile phone in his hand to Michelle, and said, "Look, what if we have a nosy neighbor? What if What if one day the government comes and takes Ba Snake away?"
Michelle looked at Yang Yang, and it took a long time before she said: "It should...it shouldn't be?"
"What if?" At this time, he had already got into the horns, "No, I have to get a certificate for Ba Snake."
As soon as he finished speaking, he looked up and saw Michelle looking at him with a strange look. Only then did he realize that he had committed another IQ drop.
So he scratched his head in embarrassment, and explained with a smile: "This is the way this society is now. Instead of going to fix things when something goes wrong, it's better to eliminate all possibilities of accidents from the beginning, right?"
Michelle looked at Yang Yang's smiling face, thought about what he said, and felt that there was nothing wrong with it, so she nodded her head in agreement.
Seeing Michelle nodded, Yang Yang went on to say: "And you see, Ba Snake is my savior no matter what. Of course I will do my best to take care of him. In order for him to survive better in society in the future, do A certificate or something, isn’t it too much?”
After listening to Yang Yang's words, Michelle couldn't help thinking, Ba Snake shouldn't like human society, right?Rather than living among humans, he might prefer to go back to Xiangxi or somewhere in the middle of Sichuan to find a place to stay.Besides, does Tangtangba Snake really need to rely on a pet certificate to survive?
However, she just thought about it and didn't say it out. She looked at Yang Yang's face, nodded, and said, "Well, you're right."
"But...whom should I look for?" With Michelle's affirmation, Yang Yang couldn't relax any more. The person who handles the pet certificate by himself comes.
"Why don't you ask Yue Bing?" Seeing him like this, Michelle said, "They and Xingmen have a good way of dealing with things between monsters and humans. Do you want to ask her?"
"That's right!" Yang Yang thought it made sense when he heard it, so he nodded, "Thank you, Xue'er, you are so kind."
"It doesn't matter. Anyway, there is no one in the store now. If you are in a hurry, go to the next door and ask Yue Bing."
"This...isn't that good?" Yang Yang said, glanced at the quiet alley outside the shop and said, "It's working time now."
"It's okay, I'll give you a vacation! You go!" Michelle waved her hand generously and said with a smile.
"Then I'll go!" Looking at Michelle's cute little face, Yang Yang couldn't help saying, "Xueer, you are so cute."
After finishing speaking, regardless of the other party's blushing face, she turned around and went out happily. Michelle looked at his back, touched his flushed face, and felt sweet in her heart.
When Yang Yang arrived at the ice cream shop, he exchanged greetings with Yue Bing and then went straight to the point, saying that he wanted half a special pet certificate, but he didn't know anyone, so he wanted to ask Yue Bing if there was anyone he knew.
After hearing this, Yue Bing turned around and called Wu Baili. She didn't know what the other party said. After the two chatted for a while, Yue Bing put down the phone: "I'm sorry, I don't know anyone here."
Seeing the disappointment on Yang Yang's face, Yue Bing thought for a while before saying: "But you can ask Xiaochen, it seems that Xiaochen has a lot of acquaintances in dealing with human beings and applying for documents."
Xiaochen?That girl Xiaochen is unreliable!If she really has acquaintances, can she drag me, a mortal, to help her get a certificate?
However, after all, Yue Bing had good intentions, so he couldn't say that directly, so he nodded and said, "Well, okay, I understand. I'll ask her later."
The two chatted about some irrelevant topics, and Yang Yang went back to the dim sum shop. As soon as he entered the dim sum shop, he found that there were customers in the shop, and it was none other than Xiaochen whom he was complaining about just now.
Xiaochen and Michelle in the store were chatting, when they saw Yang Yang, they stopped talking, Xiaochen said to him: "You are back, I have been waiting for a long time."
Yang Yang glanced at Michelle with some puzzlement, and the latter gave him a sweet smile and said, "Xiaochen came to ask you to help with some things."
After finishing speaking, he picked up the plate on the table and stood up and said, "Talk, I'll be busy at the back."
"What's the matter?" He didn't turn his head to look at Xiaochen until Michelle disappeared behind the counter and asked, "Is it about Lu Fu?"
"No, no." Xiaochen waved his hand and said, "It has nothing to do with him. I just want to ask if you are free recently. I have prepared the materials for applying for a tax certificate. When you are free, help me with the matter." Have you done it?"
Yang Yang heard that it was something he had promised before, so he nodded and said, "Okay, I'll ask Xueer when she's not busy and I'll go over and help you with the matter."
"Thank you!" Xiaochen got a definite answer and said happily, "Hey, I just heard from Xiao Xueer that you need to apply for a pet license?"
"Well, that's right." Yang Yang nodded and said, "I'm afraid that Ba snake will be in trouble after hatching one day, so I want to help him get the certificate first."
"Exactly, I have someone here, you can just ask him for certificates and so on." Xiaochen asked Yang Yang to get his mobile phone while talking, and said, "I will give you his phone number and address, and then I will say hello to him." , you can go directly to him when the time comes."
"Really?" Yang Yang looked at Xiaochen and asked suspiciously.It's not that he is too sensitive, but that Xiaochen has too many lessons learned from the past, so he has to confirm it carefully.
"Tsk, really! Why did I lie to you!" Xiaochen pouted when she heard that she was suspected, and her face was full of displeasure, "Oh, he is different from Lu Shi, he is much more upright than Lu Shi Alright! Just trust me, I promise I won't cheat you this time!"
Yang Yang looked at Xiaochen, thought for a long time, and then said: "Then let me ask you a question."
"Tell me." Xiaochen waved her hand, and said with the attitude of a girl who is frank and not afraid of your questions.
"You know people, why do you want me to help you get a certificate?"
"I've said it all, that person is very upright! My identity is not suitable..." Xiaochen said with a smile, "That's why I need a store manager with an ID card, do you understand? "
As soon as Yang Yang remembered that Xiaochen was an old monster who didn't know how many thousand years old he lived, he knew what she valued was her ID card...but it also explained why she didn't ask others for help. I don't think there are many ID cards.
Seeing that Yang Yang didn't speak, Xiaochen knew that he understood what she meant, so she smiled and shouted to the operating room: "Xiao Xueer, I'm leaving first!"
Then, he turned his head and said to Yang Yang: "Then it's settled, I'll ask the little fox to bring over the information tomorrow, and you can help me with it as soon as possible! I'll treat you to hot pot when it opens!"
After speaking, he left happily.
Yang Yang asked Michelle for leave in the afternoon, and found the place according to the address Xiaochen gave.
Yang Yang looked up at the core business district, feeling a little surprised.But thinking about Yuan Mu and Yuzhongwu who spend money like water, Yang Yang is calm about this kind of place where rich people stay.
Who let people live for so long, just save a little, and now they are considered rich.Thinking of this, Yang Yang called the person named Xie Zhi introduced by Xiaochen.
After the person on the other end of the phone heard his explanation, he reported an address and said, "Come to my house, I'm not at the company right now."
"Oh, okay." Yang Yang nodded, wrote down the address and confirmed it again, and said, "I'm sorry to trouble you."
"No trouble." The person on the other end of the phone smiled slightly and said, "I know you. When Xiaochen told me, I also promised to help you. We are all friends. If there is no trouble, there will be no trouble."
After speaking, the two said goodbye to each other.
Yang Yang searched for the address and found that it was a relatively distant community, but luckily there was a station nearby, so he put away his phone and headed towards the address given by Xie Zhi.
It was almost dark by the time we reached our destination.
However, Yang Yang regretted it as soon as he entered the door. He looked at Xie Zhi, and then at the closed door behind him, wondering why he would be so naive to believe what Xiaochen said after being cheated once!Why!
It can be said that he didn't know if he was cheated once, but after being cheated three times in a row, he no longer doubted his own IQ, he was almost starting to doubt his life!
While mourning for his IQ, he looked at Xie Zhi with a kind smile on his face and said, "Brother, I think I went to the wrong door. Can you open the door and let me out?"
(End of this chapter)
After some time like this, one morning, there were no customers in the store, and Yang Yang, who was free, leaned on the counter and watched the morning news feed boredly.
At this time, the news was broadcasting that a local dog was reported by the neighbors and taken away by the animal supervision department because he did not have a dog certificate. This made Yang Yang think of the egg in his room.
What if Ba Snake was taken away one day because he didn't have a pet certificate?Besides, it was a snake. Even if Yang Yang had never kept a pet, he knew that it was much more difficult to obtain a pet certificate for a snake than for a dog.
The more he thought about it, the more frightening he felt, to the point where he felt that the next person who entered the door would come and tell him to take away the still-egg Ba Snake.
At this moment, Michelle came out of the operating room, looked at the dazed Yang Yang and asked, "Brother Yang, what's wrong?"
Yang Yang came back to his senses, looked at her with complicated eyes, and asked worriedly: "Tell me, will someone report us?"
"Why report us?" Michelle couldn't understand what he was saying, "We didn't do anything illegal..."
"The one in my room... that bastard!" Yang Yang said, handing over the mobile phone in his hand to Michelle, and said, "Look, what if we have a nosy neighbor? What if What if one day the government comes and takes Ba Snake away?"
Michelle looked at Yang Yang, and it took a long time before she said: "It should...it shouldn't be?"
"What if?" At this time, he had already got into the horns, "No, I have to get a certificate for Ba Snake."
As soon as he finished speaking, he looked up and saw Michelle looking at him with a strange look. Only then did he realize that he had committed another IQ drop.
So he scratched his head in embarrassment, and explained with a smile: "This is the way this society is now. Instead of going to fix things when something goes wrong, it's better to eliminate all possibilities of accidents from the beginning, right?"
Michelle looked at Yang Yang's smiling face, thought about what he said, and felt that there was nothing wrong with it, so she nodded her head in agreement.
Seeing Michelle nodded, Yang Yang went on to say: "And you see, Ba Snake is my savior no matter what. Of course I will do my best to take care of him. In order for him to survive better in society in the future, do A certificate or something, isn’t it too much?”
After listening to Yang Yang's words, Michelle couldn't help thinking, Ba Snake shouldn't like human society, right?Rather than living among humans, he might prefer to go back to Xiangxi or somewhere in the middle of Sichuan to find a place to stay.Besides, does Tangtangba Snake really need to rely on a pet certificate to survive?
However, she just thought about it and didn't say it out. She looked at Yang Yang's face, nodded, and said, "Well, you're right."
"But...whom should I look for?" With Michelle's affirmation, Yang Yang couldn't relax any more. The person who handles the pet certificate by himself comes.
"Why don't you ask Yue Bing?" Seeing him like this, Michelle said, "They and Xingmen have a good way of dealing with things between monsters and humans. Do you want to ask her?"
"That's right!" Yang Yang thought it made sense when he heard it, so he nodded, "Thank you, Xue'er, you are so kind."
"It doesn't matter. Anyway, there is no one in the store now. If you are in a hurry, go to the next door and ask Yue Bing."
"This...isn't that good?" Yang Yang said, glanced at the quiet alley outside the shop and said, "It's working time now."
"It's okay, I'll give you a vacation! You go!" Michelle waved her hand generously and said with a smile.
"Then I'll go!" Looking at Michelle's cute little face, Yang Yang couldn't help saying, "Xueer, you are so cute."
After finishing speaking, regardless of the other party's blushing face, she turned around and went out happily. Michelle looked at his back, touched his flushed face, and felt sweet in her heart.
When Yang Yang arrived at the ice cream shop, he exchanged greetings with Yue Bing and then went straight to the point, saying that he wanted half a special pet certificate, but he didn't know anyone, so he wanted to ask Yue Bing if there was anyone he knew.
After hearing this, Yue Bing turned around and called Wu Baili. She didn't know what the other party said. After the two chatted for a while, Yue Bing put down the phone: "I'm sorry, I don't know anyone here."
Seeing the disappointment on Yang Yang's face, Yue Bing thought for a while before saying: "But you can ask Xiaochen, it seems that Xiaochen has a lot of acquaintances in dealing with human beings and applying for documents."
Xiaochen?That girl Xiaochen is unreliable!If she really has acquaintances, can she drag me, a mortal, to help her get a certificate?
However, after all, Yue Bing had good intentions, so he couldn't say that directly, so he nodded and said, "Well, okay, I understand. I'll ask her later."
The two chatted about some irrelevant topics, and Yang Yang went back to the dim sum shop. As soon as he entered the dim sum shop, he found that there were customers in the shop, and it was none other than Xiaochen whom he was complaining about just now.
Xiaochen and Michelle in the store were chatting, when they saw Yang Yang, they stopped talking, Xiaochen said to him: "You are back, I have been waiting for a long time."
Yang Yang glanced at Michelle with some puzzlement, and the latter gave him a sweet smile and said, "Xiaochen came to ask you to help with some things."
After finishing speaking, he picked up the plate on the table and stood up and said, "Talk, I'll be busy at the back."
"What's the matter?" He didn't turn his head to look at Xiaochen until Michelle disappeared behind the counter and asked, "Is it about Lu Fu?"
"No, no." Xiaochen waved his hand and said, "It has nothing to do with him. I just want to ask if you are free recently. I have prepared the materials for applying for a tax certificate. When you are free, help me with the matter." Have you done it?"
Yang Yang heard that it was something he had promised before, so he nodded and said, "Okay, I'll ask Xueer when she's not busy and I'll go over and help you with the matter."
"Thank you!" Xiaochen got a definite answer and said happily, "Hey, I just heard from Xiao Xueer that you need to apply for a pet license?"
"Well, that's right." Yang Yang nodded and said, "I'm afraid that Ba snake will be in trouble after hatching one day, so I want to help him get the certificate first."
"Exactly, I have someone here, you can just ask him for certificates and so on." Xiaochen asked Yang Yang to get his mobile phone while talking, and said, "I will give you his phone number and address, and then I will say hello to him." , you can go directly to him when the time comes."
"Really?" Yang Yang looked at Xiaochen and asked suspiciously.It's not that he is too sensitive, but that Xiaochen has too many lessons learned from the past, so he has to confirm it carefully.
"Tsk, really! Why did I lie to you!" Xiaochen pouted when she heard that she was suspected, and her face was full of displeasure, "Oh, he is different from Lu Shi, he is much more upright than Lu Shi Alright! Just trust me, I promise I won't cheat you this time!"
Yang Yang looked at Xiaochen, thought for a long time, and then said: "Then let me ask you a question."
"Tell me." Xiaochen waved her hand, and said with the attitude of a girl who is frank and not afraid of your questions.
"You know people, why do you want me to help you get a certificate?"
"I've said it all, that person is very upright! My identity is not suitable..." Xiaochen said with a smile, "That's why I need a store manager with an ID card, do you understand? "
As soon as Yang Yang remembered that Xiaochen was an old monster who didn't know how many thousand years old he lived, he knew what she valued was her ID card...but it also explained why she didn't ask others for help. I don't think there are many ID cards.
Seeing that Yang Yang didn't speak, Xiaochen knew that he understood what she meant, so she smiled and shouted to the operating room: "Xiao Xueer, I'm leaving first!"
Then, he turned his head and said to Yang Yang: "Then it's settled, I'll ask the little fox to bring over the information tomorrow, and you can help me with it as soon as possible! I'll treat you to hot pot when it opens!"
After speaking, he left happily.
Yang Yang asked Michelle for leave in the afternoon, and found the place according to the address Xiaochen gave.
Yang Yang looked up at the core business district, feeling a little surprised.But thinking about Yuan Mu and Yuzhongwu who spend money like water, Yang Yang is calm about this kind of place where rich people stay.
Who let people live for so long, just save a little, and now they are considered rich.Thinking of this, Yang Yang called the person named Xie Zhi introduced by Xiaochen.
After the person on the other end of the phone heard his explanation, he reported an address and said, "Come to my house, I'm not at the company right now."
"Oh, okay." Yang Yang nodded, wrote down the address and confirmed it again, and said, "I'm sorry to trouble you."
"No trouble." The person on the other end of the phone smiled slightly and said, "I know you. When Xiaochen told me, I also promised to help you. We are all friends. If there is no trouble, there will be no trouble."
After speaking, the two said goodbye to each other.
Yang Yang searched for the address and found that it was a relatively distant community, but luckily there was a station nearby, so he put away his phone and headed towards the address given by Xie Zhi.
It was almost dark by the time we reached our destination.
However, Yang Yang regretted it as soon as he entered the door. He looked at Xie Zhi, and then at the closed door behind him, wondering why he would be so naive to believe what Xiaochen said after being cheated once!Why!
It can be said that he didn't know if he was cheated once, but after being cheated three times in a row, he no longer doubted his own IQ, he was almost starting to doubt his life!
While mourning for his IQ, he looked at Xie Zhi with a kind smile on his face and said, "Brother, I think I went to the wrong door. Can you open the door and let me out?"
(End of this chapter)
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