My WeChat Lian Yaojie

Chapter 209
I heard that none of the people who come out here are bad.

Each is a social elite.

Not sure whether it is true.

"Yo, Xiaoye is here."

Hua Lao saw Ye Fan coming.

I am very happy.

Even gave up the job at hand.

"Yes, the boy is here."

Ye Fan bowed respectfully.

As the patron saint of Jiangcheng.

He is still very respectful.

"Sit, sit, sit, since I was healed by you last time, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and I don't have to struggle to go up to the fifth floor in one breath."

Old Hua smiled loudly.

I don't know how much better the whole person's energy is than before.

"That's good."

"I wanted to review it for you, but it seems that I don't need it now."

"Haha, no need."

"Come on, can you play chess? Our father and I will kill two games."

"Okay, come on."

The two played chess without any explanation.

Lin Xiaoxiao at the side was stunned.

She didn't know Mr. Hua, but she could recognize the golden branches and leaves and the golden star emblem on his shoulders.

This is a national treasure of the country.

Characters of the original level.

Ye Fan actually met such a big shot?
No wonder he is rich and awesome.

This confidence is really enough.

And when she met Fang Yanqing before, she was almost scared to pee.

People just smiled.

I thought Ye Fan was relying on Fifth Master.

It can be seen after Hualao.

She got it.

Those punks are trash.

Can a deal with these regular troops be put on the table?

So Lin Xiaoxiao stayed aside nervously.

Not even breathing.

For fear of offending someone.

Hua Lao smiled and said, "Xiao Fan, don't let me go."

"It's no fun playing chess with them, you'll just play blindly."

"Don't worry, I can't beat you if I don't give in, I'm just the legendary stinky chess basket."

The two of you come and go.

It was a joy to kill.

At this moment.

Shi Yan walked over.

"Hua Lao, can I have a discussion with Brother Ye?"

"I'm hard to find an opponent."

"I said, why did Xiaofan come to the military region for no reason? It turned out that you were the one who came here to practice."

Shi Yan scratched his head.

"Yes, the Longshan competition is about to start. I don't want to find someone to test the results of my recent training."

"Then why don't you find someone else to practice?"

"All defeated, there is no opponent."

"What arrogance, Xiao Fan, just in time for you to come, treat him for me."

"If you lose, I won't allow it."

Hua has long heard that Ye Fan's strength should not be underestimated.

Have not seen.

I'm really curious.

If nothing else, just say that Ye Fan was kidnapped last time.

He can say things like 'it's okay if you don't come'.

His confidence is not ordinary.

"Since Mr. Hua has spoken, I will go all out."

Ye Fan flicked bangs.

"Wen Dou or Wu Dou?"

This is equivalent to nonsense.

As a soldier, how could Shi Yan choose Wendou?
It was meant to be a joke.

Unexpectedly, Shi Yan was serious.

He immediately said: "Hehe, boy, you are a little provocative."

"Don't dare, I'm used to asking like this." Ye Fan was very modest.

"Hmph, don't think that our soldiers are all rough people, with little study and knowledge."

"We are special forces. Not only are our strength amazing, but our knowledge is not inferior to college students like you."

"I'm going to rectify the name of our soldiers today, come on, let's fight first."

Shi Yan patted his chest.

High spirits.

"Uh……"

"Really want Wendou?"

"Of course." Shi Yan was full of confidence.

"Hmph, we don't compare such professional knowledge as firearms and computers, but common sense, how about it?"

"fair."

Ye Fan pursed his lips.

He has a lot of weird questions here.

I can't even answer it myself.

I still want to ask the big monster in the group for help.

It happened to be difficult for Shi Yan.

"Well, I'll ask a few questions, and if you can answer them, I'll lose, how about it?"

"Okay, let's ask the question."

Ye Fan pondered for a moment.

"Are you sure you want to answer the question? Any question is fine?"

"Stop talking nonsense, once a word is spoken, it is hard to follow."

"Okay, then I have a question."

Ye Fan stretched out a finger.

"First question, are oysters still called oysters after they are cooked?"

"This……"

Shi Yan was dumbfounded.

He never expected it.

Ye Fan would have such a weird question.

And it's a homonym.

The name of the oyster occupies a "sheng" word.

You said that it is still called oyster when it is cooked?
Of course it is called, is it called cooked oyster?

"Hmph, call."

"Congratulations, you got it."

Shi Yan gritted his teeth.

There's no sense of accomplishment at all.

What is the point of answering this question?
And he has a feeling of being played.

Everyone is holding back their laughter.

"Don't mess with these mentally handicapped problems, come up with a more difficult one."

Shi Yan was going to speak eloquently on the next question to save his face.

"Oh well."

"Second question, everyone knows that the Jade Emperor lives in the sky, so do you say he lives in the stratosphere or the troposphere?"

I am Nima!
Shi Yan continued to be confused.

What the hell kind of question is this.

However, he still chose to answer.

"First of all, according to the dimension of the earth, the troposphere is generally at an altitude of 0 to 17 kilometers."

"And the stratosphere is higher, and the air pressure in its interval is relatively stable."

"As a god, the Jade Emperor must have the perspective of God. Looking down from the sky, I think he should live in the stratosphere."

"Clap clap clap!"

Ye Fan clapped his hands.

"As expected of Big Brother Shi Yan, knowledge is profound."

"I don't even know what the stratosphere and troposphere are."

Then you still ask these useless?
Damn, I just want to insult Lao Tzu.

Well, I wanted to show mercy for a while.

Save yourself some face in front of your little girlfriend.

Now, don't even think about it.

I will definitely give you flowers in your ass.

"Are you still answering?"

Evan asked.

"Answer, I don't believe you don't have any normal questions."

"Oh, you are doomed to be disappointed."

Ye Fan followed an official account before.

There are hundreds of weird questions in it.

It will definitely make him answer that it is dark.

"The third question, is Lord Yan living in the mantle or the core?"

Shi Yan: "..."

"Question four, this one is relatively simple. Do you think bald people use shampoo, facial cleanser or body wash to wash their hair?"

Shi Yan: "..."

"Question five..."

"what……"

"I can't, Ye Fan, you are torturing me."

Shi Yan's eye sockets were red.

Even red to the base of the neck.

"Stop the ink, what the hell is Wendou."

"I just rely on a pair of fists to talk, Wen Dou is a fart, come on, let's have a fight."

"Hahaha!"

The crowd burst into laughter.

I was really overwhelmed by Ye Fan.

There are so many useless questions in my head.

Ye Fan smiled slightly.

"Okay, Wendou is just an adjustment, and the next step is the main event."

"Brother Shi Yan, I am very strong, please don't show mercy."

"Strong? Hehe, do you know what will happen to the last person who said such a thing?" Shi Yan asked sternly.

(End of this chapter)