Sand sculpture players don't die from dog planning

Chapter 101 Orderly
Just as the three of them were playing tricks on the new guards, they suddenly saw this group of strange dwarfs with green letters on their heads approaching menacingly.

So they stood up quickly.

They belonged to the guards under the command of the local sheriff, that is, they assumed the responsibility of guarding the house and maintaining law and order, but they belonged more to the guards, because every nobleman had guards.And Chief Jesse also wanted to become a nobleman, so he asked these guards to act as his guards like a nobleman.

Originally, some people came to report that strange people appeared in the town, or dwarves with green squares on their heads, but these problems did not get their attention. After all, dwarves are too small, like dwarf patients among human beings. Pushing the hand can push them down.

Although they were wearing armor and holding long swords, they looked like children trying to imitate adults, and they didn't have much deterrent effect at all.So none of them reported to the magistrate.

But at this moment, there are more than 20 people from Wu La La walking together, walking towards them in neat steps, and they still feel a sense of oppression.

The tallest of the four guards at the door stammered, "You... who are you? This is Lord Jesse's territory."

[Add money] Just about to speak [Brother Pingtou] stretched out his right hand to block his chest and stopped him: "Let me do it, how can I be missing in this face-slapping scene?"

"It's your grandfather [Brother Pingtou]."

"Ha ha"

As soon as this remark came out, the players laughed on the spot.

[Add money] said angrily: "[Brother Pingtou] Don't make me feel stupid at this time."

The players in the laughing field lost their deterrent power, and the big tall man who was a little angry because Lacey didn't get in, spat at [[Pingtouge]] on the spot.

"he...tui"

A mouthful of saliva smeared on [[Brother Pingtou]]'s face, making him tremble all over.

His trembling was either something else or he felt insulted. He was ready to be scolded, but being spat on was another matter.

"Haha, this kind of pig also wants to see Master Jesse." The tall man thought that the group of dwarves were asking to see the tax collector.

"he...tui"

【【Brother Flathead】】An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, also spit at the head of the tall man, but unfortunately the tall man has rich experience, he turned slightly to avoid the attack.

But seeing this pig-like dwarf dare to fight back, two people immediately grabbed the dwarf and beat him up, leaving Lacey and the players on the side wondering what to do.

"What are you still doing, help me!"

[[Brother Flathead]] With rough skin and thick flesh, it's nothing to be beaten by three people, but it doesn't feel good to be beaten and unable to fight back.

"Ms. Holden, you are as beautiful as the stars in the sky. Your husband, Mr. Holden, is really a lucky man. My admiration for him is as endless as the deep sea." Jesse the Sheriff repeatedly praised Mrs. Holden's beauty.

"Mr. Jesse, you are too good. I am not as good as you said. Words like stars in the sky are exclusive to the Viscountess." Mrs. Horton's praise of Jesse is still very useful.

"How can it be overrated, you are so beautiful, so beautiful that the swan is ashamed!" Jessie said again.

"It's a pity that Horton couldn't hear your praise."

Mrs. Horton said to the sheriff with a pun.

She looked down on Sheriff Jessie and thought she was a waste, and the Sheriff didn't praise her because of her beauty, but because of her husband's power.

Although the other party has the power of law and order, in fact, his subordinates are nothing more than local hooligans. It's okay to bully men and women, but if they really let them guard the town, they might betray on the spot.

Besides, this is the core area of ​​the Liao Wenfa family's territory. What can happen here is just a display.Moreover, Mrs. Holden heard from her husband that there are more than one earth knight in the Liao Wenfa family.

"Where is the tax collector? He doesn't seem to come, and he is not afraid of any danger to you, Madam?" Jie continued without embarrassment.

"I am also a knight who has entered the ranks, so what kind of beasts can I be afraid of, bandits? But there seems to be something on the side of the family that summoned Horton, and he cannot receive your banquet even if he is not at home." Mrs. Horton sighed. Said.

Hearing this, Jesse's eyes sank. He praised Mrs. Horton for nothing more than wanting to use Horton's rights to obtain a title of nobleman. Although it was difficult, one had to try.

Holden is not an ordinary person either, he is a distant relative of the Liao Wenfa family, and the husband and wife were also members of a mercenary group when they were young, and both of them stepped into the existence of extraordinary knights.

Here, Liao Wenfa's territory can be regarded as the number one figure, and Horton is the baron of Liao Wenfa's territory.

"Did something important happen to the family?" Jesse quietly asked for information.

"Nothing important." Mrs. Horton said with a smile. "And you should call him Lord instead of Family."

Hearing this, the smile on Jesse's face froze instantly.

Calling the Liao Wenfa family a family is a kinder name. Only distant relatives like Horton who have some blood of the Liao Wenfa family can be called like this, which seems close.

And outsiders like Jesse are not qualified to call him that, they have a subordinate relationship with Viscount Liao Wenhua.

"Well, today's dinner will still be held as scheduled. There is some noise outside, so I'll go and have a look. I'm sorry for the time being." After speaking, Jesse left with a stiff face.

Looking at the back of Jesse who fled away, the mockery at the corner of Mrs. Horton's mouth became more obvious. Such a thing also wants to be recognized by the family to become the baron of the family. Even the land knights of the family can't get the title of nobility, let alone this kind of thing .

After leaving the hall, Jesse kept cursing: "This damn bitch thinks he climbed up to Mrs. Holden. He can tell me what to do, but it's just a bitch with legs open."

"But what this bitch said should be right. Lord Horton may have really gone to the family, so what happened?"

Jesse, who was furious, saw his subordinate Haig running over in a panic.

"What are you doing? What should you do if you are in such a panic and don't disturb Mrs. Horton at all?" When Jessie mentioned Mrs. Hogg, he obviously paused for a while, obviously he was worried about what happened just now.

The gap between nobles and commoners is too large. Even if he is ridiculed, even if the mocker is not a nobleman himself but just a noble lady, Jesse still has no way to generate resentment but still maintains the dignity of a nobleman.

"It's not good, my lord, outside...someone is calling from outside." Haig said while pointing outside in a panic.

"Calling in? What's calling in? It's that bad old man again, isn't it?" Jesse was stunned when he heard Haig's words, and then said angrily, with a flash of murderous intent in his eyes at the same time.

He felt that he was kind enough to that bad old man. If he hadn't cared about his identity, he would have killed him. He didn't expect to make trouble with him now, in case Baron Horton came today Wouldn't it ruin your own good deeds.

"No, my lord." Haig stammered.

"Who is that? Tell me all at once."

"It's a dwarf, it's..."

Before Haig could say this clearly, a loud voice sounded.

"Boom"

Smoke followed.

"Look, I'll just talk about it, what are you talking about, wouldn't it be better to play Rpg directly than to be more aggressive with him?"

The person who spoke was [Brother Pingtou].The one who launched the fireball was [Wind Language]. He is the player with the best control ability at this stage, and he can control the fireball in sufficient quantities.

Even when the fire-resistant skeletons appeared most frequently in the undead arena, he still did not give up the use of fireballs, and he has forged his current control power through hard work.

The reason why he did this is very simple. The fireball also has a characteristic that is ignition, which can ignite trees and the surrounding environment.There are many usages born from this, which will be of great benefit to the future, which is why he chose fireball practice.

"Kang Dang"

After discovering that this group of dwarves could use magic, the veterans who resisted most vigorously dropped their weapons on the spot to express their surrender.

They're not stupid. They didn't even think about hurting anyone when they were fighting in front of them.

Yes, they thought it was a fight.Because this group of weird lovers didn't stab them with knives, but tried to restrain them with ropes. When they saw that they wanted to fight, it didn't look like they were killing people.

And this group of people was able to cast spells, such a big fireball blasted the door open at once, this is a mage.

There are still mages in this group of people, and several veterans on the battlefield know the ferocity of mages.

When the two armies faced each other, the mages of the two sides threw fireballs at each other's camp. Every time I think of that time, I feel lingering fear. They don't know what a mage means, but they have been educated by a mage. Now they know that there is a mage in this group of dwarves. Well, just lie down on the ground obediently and let these dwarves tie themselves up.

After the main resisters dropped their weapons and surrendered, the three gatekeepers were taken down by [Brother Pingtou] and [Add Money].

After finishing everything [Brother Pingtou] panted heavily, he said, "It's really hard for me to move in this suit of armor. I really can't do these two if I don't take it off."

"Don't brag, don't brag." [Add money] exposed [Brother Pingtou] without hesitation.

"What did you take off? It's obvious that they almost took off the armor you were wearing."

[Brother Pingtou] Hearing this, he turned around and glared at [Add Money].

"There are so many people here, save some face for me, okay?"

Qiming frowned, watching the group of dwarves frolicking.I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, who is this?And his apprentice Tie Hammer's eyes were dull, and he didn't comment on all this. The blows to him in recent days have left him in a trance state.

After tying up the tall one, 【Brother Pingtou】 stepped on him and started spitting at him non-stop.

"Bah, bah, bah"

The tall man dared not be angry or speak out.

Mage Alas, there are mages among them!
If the veterans on the battlefield surrendered because they had seen the power of mages, a few of them surrendered because of another reason, that is, nobles.

Spellcasters in this world are very powerful, and so is their prestige.

Therefore, the major human kingdoms, even the aliens outside the human world, recognize the status of mages, and everyone defaults to the status of mages as equal to the status of nobles of the same rank.

The most common mage is also equivalent to the title of baron.

They dared to attack the nobles just now. This was an act of provoking the entire noble class, so they knelt down directly.

[Brother Flathead] After spitting a few times in a row and kicking two feet, seeing that the big tall guy didn't continue to fight back, he found it boring. It's just that one person's unilateral output is as interesting as bullying the weak.

[Brother Pingtou] Although he is a good guy.But he is not bad, he just likes the feeling of fighting with others, after all, fighting with others is a lot of fun.

[Concentrating Magic Mirror] Looking at this farce, they curled their lips. Just this group of people wanted to attack the Liao Wenfa family's castle, and they were wiped out long ago.

So he quickly said to them: "Now the guards here have been captured, all that remains is to capture the tax collector and the sheriff, and the matter will be over after they take it down."

"I'm afraid it's not as simple as you think." [Sherlock Holmes Conan] came out at this time, and at the same time brought the person he intercepted, a coachman who wanted to escape, and of course Qiming, who may have contributed more.

"Who is this?"

"I just asked, but he had something to say." [Sherlock Holmes Conan] said.

"What's the matter? Tell me quickly, it's urgent." [Concentrating Magic Mirror] asked directly, too lazy to listen to charades.

"He said the tax collector didn't come, but Mrs. Houghton, the tax collector's wife, who drove the carriage."

"Mrs. Horton, what kind of onion is this?" Seeing that his plan might fail, even [Spotlight Mirror] couldn't help but swear.

[Brother Pingtou] said carelessly: "Whoever she is, just wipe them all out."

"What do you know? If you didn't catch the other party's chief, why do you rule them? Even the most stupid idiot knows the principle of catching the thief first." [Spotlight Magic Mirror] was so excited that his saliva almost spewed out To [Brother Pingtou]'s face.

"Still showing off with old-fashioned knowledge, look at [Wind Language] the great god just cast the fireball technique, these people immediately knelt down, when the time comes, we will hang up these sheriffs and his dog legs for public display, and then Demonstrate two-handed spells and it will be over."

These words made [Concentrating Mirror] think.

That's right, he underestimated the status of mages a little bit. Judging by the appearance of these guards, mages probably have a higher status in their eyes.

"Besides, what do you want to do now that you've reached this point?" [Brother Pingtou] continued to add.

Yes, what else can he do after getting to this point?The old man prepared several plans for him.But it has the same meaning as [Brother Pingtou], first you have to take what you can take off first, and then talk about what you can't take.

"Okay, then leave a few people to watch this person, and the rest will attack with all their strength."

"it is good"

(End of this chapter)