My naruto world is too real

Chapter 293
"Linghua, Channa! Did that bastard Jiraiya come to ask you two to accompany him again!"

There was endless anger in the clear and beautiful voice, which resounded throughout the izakaya, making everyone in the izakaya tremble.

"how is this possible!"

Linghua and Kanna walked up to Tsunade Hime quickly, shook their heads repeatedly and said, "Master Jiraiya came to the store to check the situation before leaving. We have always remembered Master Tsunade's order!"

At this moment, Tsunade was not wearing a ninja vest, but was wearing ordinary house clothes with a slightly lower neckline, which exposed the majesty of Tsunade's chest, revealing a third of it, shaking every step he took.

She frowned and walked in front of two beautiful little girls, Linghua and Chanel, patted a little girl on the shoulder with one hand, and said with an angry smile: "That's good! If you come here to spend time and drink, you'd better go first." Time to tell me!"

Linghua and Kanai were so frightened that their whole bodies trembled, and they hurriedly replied: "Definitely, definitely! We will definitely help Tsunade-sama take care of Ziraiya-sama!"

"Humph!"

Tsunade Hime withdrew her hands, took two steps back with a cold snort, exerted force on her legs, but disappeared in place with a "whoosh".

"Jiraiya, I saw you! You dog can't change the guy who eats shit, and you are here!"

Zirai, who was peeping at Tsunade Hime in a hidden corner of the back door, also heard the incomparably real voice of Tsunade, sweating like a ghost, and hurriedly opened the back door and fled without saying a word.

"Ziraiya, where are you going to escape!"

Tsunade Hime has long discovered Jiraiya's peeping gaze, and she is very familiar with this kind of gaze!
"We've been married for so many years, and you still can't change your bad habit of voyeurism!"

Tsunade Hime's speed was even faster than Jiraiya's. While she was speaking, she arrived behind Jiraiya in three steps and two steps, and then punched the ground fiercely.

"Oh!"

The ground suddenly exploded and spread like a spider's web, and the violent shock wave caused Ji Lai, who was running away in front of him, to stagger and almost fell.

"Hmph, let's see how you run!"

Tsunade Hime made an instant move, stepped towards Jiraiya, and stood in front of him.

"..."

Jilai also looked at the very familiar Tsunade in front of him, and couldn't help swallowing, not only because he was afraid of Tsunade, but also because...

Tsunade Hime is really "fierce"!

Jiraiya, who has read countless girls, has never seen any woman who can surpass Tsunade Hime in bust, and only the female ninja from Nadeshiko Kingdom, who is on par with Tsunade Hime, is hard to distinguish!

"Jiraiya, watch your eyes!"

Tsunade folded his arms around his chest and looked at Jiraiya angrily.

"I just think your breasts are much bigger!"

As if he didn't hear Tsunade's warning, Jiraiya said as if he was dying.

Although he didn't know what kind of place he had entered, the Tsunade Hime in front of him was exactly the same as the Tsunade Hime he had come into contact with in the real world, no matter in figure or demeanor!
For a moment, Jiraiya also thought that he had returned to Konoha Village, and Tsunade had also returned to Konoha Village!

"Well, it's murderous!"

Jiraiya, who has experienced many battles, is also extremely sensitive to murderous aura, especially the murderous aura from Tsunade.

Now, he felt a strong murderous intent locking himself.

"Calm down, calm down, Tsunade! I'm just saying casually, your breasts haven't gotten bigger at all, no, no, they're bigger, wait—"

Jiraiya broke out in a cold sweat, backed away again and again, looking at Tsunade's pink fist, his face changed drastically, if he was hit, he would lose at least half his life, and would not be able to get out of bed for half a month.

"... You bastard, you have been married for so many years, and you still can't get rid of this sneaky stinking problem! If you want to see it, go home, I will show you enough!"

After all, Tsunade Hime didn't swing her powder fist. After all, she is married to Jiraiya now. If the domestic violence incident gets out, it will have a bad impact on the reputation of both of them!
Jiraiya stared, he didn't expect that he was really married to Tsunade.

Here, what the hell is it!
"What's the matter, why didn't you talk? Jiraiya, why are you acting so weird today!"

Tsunade glanced at Jiraiya suspiciously, she thought that Jiraiya had done something wrong outside.

"Art fire escape ho fireball!"

Just when Tsunade was about to ask Jiraiya what she had done today, a sudden voice planned her actions.

"It sounds like Orochimaru?"

Orochimaru is an old friend of Jiraiya for decades, and his voice will not be misheard by Jiraiya anyway.

"Oshemaru, have you returned to Konoha Village?!"

Tsunade Hime looked at Jiraiya as if caring for a fool, and said helplessly:
"Why did Orochimaru come out of the village? What nonsense are you talking about!"

Zilai also scratched his head, smiled awkwardly, but didn't know what to say.

"Oshemaru should be teaching Rope Tree Ninjutsu, let's go, let's see how the kid is doing."

Tsunade pointed to the river not far away, where there were two figures, one big and one small.

"Rope tree!"

Ji Lai also looked in shock at the two figures, one big and one small, in the distance.

"what happened?"

Tsunade Hime frowned, only felt that Jiraiya was acting weird today, it was not normal to be surprised.

Could it be that I pushed him too hard?

"Uh...it's okay, let's go, let's go there together, Tsunade."

Jilai also quickly adjusted his state, and suddenly thought of something, hesitated, and asked: "Then... Where is Katou? He..."

"Duanchu Village went to perform a mission, what's the matter, you just drank the Shunfeng wine three days ago, and you forgot today?"

Tsunade Hime put her hands on her hips and said angrily.

"Oh, oh, oh...that's it...hahaha...the older I get, the worse my memory is!"

Zilai also said haha, and made up a random sentence.

Tsunade Hime sighed, ignored Ziraiya, and walked quickly towards her younger brother Senju Nawaki.

Jiraiya followed behind Tsunade, but there were mixed feelings in his heart, and various emotions emerged.

He looked at Orochimaru and Senju Naoki that became clearer and clearer, and after a simple greeting, he stood quietly aside.

"Jiraiya, if you are so quiet, it really doesn't look like you!"

Orochimaru looked at Jiraiya with narrow eyes, and said with a three-point smile.

"..."

Zilai also wanted to say something, but suddenly choked up and couldn't speak.

He forced a smile, but there was endless sadness in his eyes.

How wonderful it would be if this were the real world!
"Rope tree, have you memorized the order of the three ninjutsu seals?"

Orochimaru saw that Jirai didn't reply, and without thinking too much, he looked at his disciple Nawaki beside him.

"Well, remember"

The appearance of Senju Nawaki is somewhat similar to Uzumaki Naruto, and Senju Naoki is the only Senju clansman who can use the wood escape technique after decades.

He is the second man who is expected to become the God of Ninja World Senju Hashirama!

Unfortunately, in the real world experienced by Jiraiya, Senju Nawaki had already died in the war.

"Then you can use the big fireball technique to see."

As Orochimaru's voice fell to the ground, Senju Nawaki's hands began to form seals, recalling in his mind the movement of Orochimaru when he cast the fireball.

As he quickly formed mudras, the chakra in the body flowed to the brain along with the flow of specific meridians.

Feeling the chakra in his body, Senju Nawaki put one hand to his mouth:

"Art fire escape ho fireball!"

"call"

A large fireball with a diameter of about five meters spit out from the rope tree's mouth, and immediately burned the river in front of it to create a water nest.

"Sure enough, compared to you, Oshemaru teacher, I am still far behind!"

Even though he released such a powerful fireball for the first time, Naoki felt a little unwilling.

My own fireball is much worse than Teacher Orochimaru in terms of size, distance, and duration, which makes Nakoki feel a little disappointed.

Seeing Nawaki's disappointed expression, Orochimaru's mouth twitched slightly. He thought that it would be great if Naoki could release a small fireball, but he didn't expect that Naoki's fire escape talent was so strong. It was the first time he used the powerful fireball technique It can release such a great power!

"Well, it's good to know the gap, so you have to practice hard!"

Orochimaru looked erratic, and said in a very flat tone:

"Try the other two ninjutsu next"

"Okay, Oshemaru-sensei!"

"Wind Escape Great Breakthrough!"

"Lightning Escape"

"..."

(End of this chapter)