I can see the depreciation rate

Chapter 98 Love You Even When You Die

Chapter 98 Love You Even When You Die

Fuck, what are you trying to do to the system?

An ordinary manhole cover, which has not provoked anyone or provoked anyone, and is so peacefully baptized by the rain, can its depreciation rate soar to 10000%?

Your sister, is the manhole cover flooded, or is your depreciation system flooded?

【Z model manhole cover, serial number 1356………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… my depreciation rate is 10000% ]

In order to prove that it did not enter the water, the system issued another pale warning.

Could it be that the system is really not flooded?

However, the depreciation rate of the manhole cover is 10000%, what will that mean?Could it be that this manhole cover numbered 1356 will not only be self-destructed, but also the surrounding [-] manhole covers will also be discarded?Or... is there a big event happening?
Things like manhole covers are no joke.In this rainy day, if there is a problem with the manhole cover, it will definitely kill someone!

Wait, is it possible that Liu Yuanyuan will fall into this manhole cover?

Thinking of it this way, Xu Zhen's goose skin all stood up!
System system, please give me a hint, will Liu Yuanyuan fall into this manhole cover?

[The current level of the system is not enough, it can only sense the depreciation rate of items worth less than 1 yuan, and it is impossible to predict the life and death of someone and the specific cause of death]

I'll go, the system's kung fu in dumping stalls is top-notch!

.........

No, even if Liu Yuanyuan won't fall into this dangerous manhole cover, it can't be ignored.

As a member of a harmonious society, Xu Zhen must shoulder the heavy responsibility of saving people's lives and property since he is possessed by the system.Yes, that's right, let's check it out first.

Don't be afraid of [-], but be afraid of manhole covers with a depreciation rate of [-].

What if a bomb is planted under the manhole cover?
What if there are Godzilla, Sidora, Gilas, Maga Orochi hidden under the manhole cover... these pets?

Thinking of this, Xu Zhen unconsciously connected himself with Salted Egg Superman.

It was raining heavily, Xu Zhen rolled up his sleeves, and walked straight to the manhole cover numbered 1356 under the watchful eyes of everyone.

"God bless, Amitabha, Ah La Long Live, Tathagata Avalokitesvara, Fude Zhengshen, Father Land, you must bless me, don't let me drop that manhole cover, I, Xu Zhen, am still a mouthful ……”

Xu Zhen first made a sign of the cross on his chest, then bowed to the manhole cover, prayed devoutly, then cautiously stretched out one foot, and stomped vigorously on the manhole cover a few times.

"Poof, poof, poof, poof"

The manhole cover is a solid one, and there is nothing wrong with it at all!

【Z model manhole cover, serial number 1356………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… my depreciation rate is 10000% ]

The system repeated a sentence again!
"........."

Xu Zhen was dumbfounded.

Although he is not a professional municipal engineering R&D designer, he knows that the manhole cover at the entrance of Tianhao Square should be of very high quality.Moreover, the manhole cover numbered 1356 in front of us is still a manhole cover with a Z prefix.Xu Zhen knew that all composite manhole covers would have a letter printed on them to distinguish their categories. Q stands for light, P stands for normal, and Z stands for heavy.

The manhole cover in front of me has the letter Z written on it, which means that it is a heavy-duty manhole cover, and its bearing capacity is very strong, even if an excavator passes through it, it will be no problem.

How can there be a depreciation rate of 10000% for such an awesome heavy-duty manhole cover?
Can't figure it out, really can't figure it out!
Xu Zhen stood in the heavy rain and stepped on the manhole cover numbered 1356 with his feet.At this time, an old man finally couldn't see it, and walked over with an umbrella.

Holding an umbrella, the uncle lightly patted Xu Zhen on the shoulder: "Young man, is there anything you can't think about?"

Xu Zhen: "No!"

Grandpa: "Young man, I see you keep stomping on this manhole cover. Why? Does this manhole cover have a grudge against you? Or are you unhappy? Or are you broken in love? You were fired from the company?"

Xu Zhen: "Master, there is something wrong with this manhole cover."

Uncle: "What's the problem?"

"I don't know exactly what the problem is. But, sir, can you take care of this manhole cover for me? If anyone passes by, please don't let them pass by. I will give you money, 300 yuan one day!"

uncle:"…………"

"Master, I'm not going to lie to you. This manhole cover is very dangerous. Even if I beg you, I have other things to do now."

As he said that, Xu Zhen just wanted to pay, but found that he had no cash in his hand.

"Master, can I scan your WeChat QR code? I'll transfer money to you, 300 yuan, and you just help me guard this manhole cover. Don't let others pass by."

As soon as the uncle heard that he was going to scan the QR code, he immediately regarded Xu Zhen as a liar, and he quickly shook his head vigilantly: "Young man, if you want to cheat our old man's money, you can think of other ways, why do you have to go around like this?" What about Big Bend?"

Xu Zhen: "Master, I really didn't lie to you!"

The uncle then shook his head: "Young man, if you think there is something wrong with the manhole cover, you should call for repairs immediately. Or, you can just stand by and watch."

Xu Zhen: "I have other things."

The uncle finally smiled: "Young man, let me tell the truth, if you have mental problems, I suggest you go to the hospital. I see you are young and light, standing alone in the rain, and this manhole cover. Grandpa, I feel very uncomfortable too, really!"

"........."

The uncle felt uncomfortable, and Xu Zhen felt even more uncomfortable.

Nima, now, no one believes him at all!

Up to now, Xu Zhensuo can only do one thing and keep doing two things.

He bent down and reached out to lift the manhole cover with bare hands.He felt that since the manhole cover has a major hidden danger, it should be lifted.As long as it is opened, everyone can see it.In this case, no one would step on it.

The ideal is full, but the reality is bloody.

Just when Xu Zhen was about to lift the manhole cover, five or six strong men with righteous faces rushed over aggressively... There was even an auxiliary policeman inside!
"Hey, brat, what do you want to do?"

"We have observed you for a long time, do you want to destroy public facilities?"

"You're committing a crime, you know that?"

"On a rainy day, you dare to lift the manhole cover. Are you trying to get rich and kill yourself? Are you trying to fight against a harmonious society?"

…………

More and more people volunteered to join the camp of denouncing Xu Zhen.

The campaign to protect manhole covers has become a sacred mission for people!
Even, the chubby auxiliary policeman took out his baton aggressively, and began to torture Xu Zhen who disturbed the social order...

Still the same sentence: I originally set my heart to illuminate the moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch!
Xu Zhen felt that there was really no way to do this brave work!

Okay, okay, you guys are awesome, you are all loyal guards of the manhole cover, only Lao Tzu Xu Zhen is the black sheep of a harmonious society, it’s okay if I don’t play anymore......

Under the massive denunciation, Xu Zhen was forced to have no choice but to cry up to the sky and sing loudly: "Love even if you die, you don't feel happy if you don't cry until you smile, the desire to destroy the universe is still there..."

As soon as he sang, everyone immediately let him go.

These days, who has trouble with a lunatic!
........................

(End of this chapter)

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like