I can see the depreciation rate

Chapter 3

Holding the new mobile phone, Xu Zhen left the business hall with a smile.Walking in the shade of the trees on the side of the street, with the warm wind blowing on his face, he seemed to feel the excitement of life.Back in the dormitory, he was alone on the bed playing with his new mobile phone, eating the pancakes and fruits he brought from home, looking at the few dark links sent to him by his buddy Tang Sibao, feeling happy in his heart.

Before he knew it, he fell asleep.

In the dream, he hugged his mobile phone and pillow, dreaming a dream that a successful man should have.

…………

After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, I suddenly heard someone knocking on the door.

"Boom boom boom boom boom boom"

The knocking was so loud that it felt like a door was being slammed.

"Damn, are you going to demolish the house?"

Xu Zhen rubbed his eyes and got out of bed in flip flops. He saw Liu Luoguo through the crack of the door.

Liu Luoguo is actually the doorman downstairs in the dormitory. Because his surname is Liu and he is a hunchback, everyone likes to call him Liu Luoguo.Liu Luoguo is more than 50 years old this year, and he is still a bachelor. It is said that his biggest dream is to be a doorman in the girls' dormitory, so he looks like an old man.Usually, Xu Zhen always works part-time outside and often leaves early and returns late, so Liu Luoguo also has a lot of opinions on him.

Liu Luoguo slammed on the door vigorously, and shouted wildly: "Xu Zhen, I know you are inside, open the door for me quickly!"

"Old Liu, why are you so crazy? Is it illegal to take a lunch break?"

"Xu Zhen, open the door quickly, the police are here!"

When Xu Zhen heard "the police are coming", her back felt cold, and she quickly stuffed her newly bought mobile phone under the quilt.

Three seconds later, he opened the door.

Two burly policemen walked in with expressionless faces.Just as Xu Zhen was about to put on a coat, a bearded policeman reached out and held him down: "Don't move around!"

"I, I didn't move around, but...it's not good for me to be shirtless like this."

The bearded policeman then asked, "What's your name?"

"Xu...Xu Zhen."

"Xu Zheng? The one who played "I'm Not the God of Medicine"?"

"No, no, my Zhen, on the left is Zhi, and on the right is Qin. My father used to like Jing Ke among historical figures the most, so he gave me this name. The one who reaches Qin is also Assassin Qin; Assassinate Qin The person, Jing Ke also."

"Don't bullshit, you still have the nerve to lean yourself on Jing Ke, and quickly take out your ID card."

"Body... I left my ID card at home, and I only have my student ID card."

The police checked Xu Zhen's student ID card and frowned: "In 99? Are you doing this kind of thing at such a young age?"

"Uncle policeman, I... I don't seem to have done anything!"

As Xu Zhen spoke, he threw away the paper towel beside the bed.

"Don't talk nonsense, whatever I ask you, you just answer."

"it is good."

"When did you and Hu Biao meet?"

"Which Hu Biao? The one in "Taking Tiger Mountain Outwitted"?"

"Xu Zhen, are you dishonest, aren't you? Do you want me to wear a watch for you?"

The bearded policeman shook the golden "watch" on his waist.

"Don't, don't, don't, wearing a watch ruins your life. Uncle policeman, let me tell you the truth."

Xu Zhen broke out in a cold sweat.

The bearded policeman continued: "At noon, our informant saw that you took the goods from Hu Biao. Have you been helping Hu Biao to sell the goods?"

"Uncle policeman, I really don't know Hu Biao."

"Hu Biao is a wanted criminal. He has done everything from robbing, stealing, and hooliganism. Recently, he has robbed a large number of Huawei mobile phones from Lianhai port that are going to be exported to Africa. Just now, someone saw you two trading at the back door. "

"No... no?"

"No, what is this?"

The bearded policeman lifted Xu Zhen's stinking sheet and took out the charging Huawei P30 from it.

Before Xu Zhen could further explain what was going on, the bearded policeman continued, "Take out the other phones too."

"Really not, Uncle Policeman, I really don't know that Hu Biao. Besides, I was just confused for a while, and I bought a mobile phone from Hu Biao for cheap. Really, the conscience of heaven and earth, I lied to you Not human, I used this phone before."

In order to further prove that she is a "poor and lower-middle peasant", Xu Zhen had to take out the elderly machine from the drawer.

When the bearded policeman saw the elderly phone whose screen had been smashed, he didn't know if he felt compassion. He coughed lightly: "You boy, you really didn't lie to us?"

"Uncle policeman, I really didn't lie to you. If you don't believe me, you can ask Uncle Liu. He can testify for me. I have always behaved well in school."

Xu Zhen secretly gave Liu Luoguo a look, but unfortunately, Liu Luoguo, a bastard, was still picking out earwax at the critical moment, pretending that he didn't hear anything.

The human heart is sinister!
The bearded policeman saw that Xu Zhen's attitude was okay, so he nodded: "In this case, we will trust you once. Originally, this case is relatively big. According to the regulations, we are going to take you back to the bureau for further interrogation, but Since you are only a student, we will forgive you this time first."

"Thank you, Uncle Police, a good man will live a safe life."

"But having said that, it is illegal for you to buy stolen goods. Since you are still a poor student, we decided to confiscate your mobile phone and punish you to write a review. Are you okay?"

"No comment, how many words are needed for the review?"

"At least 500 words."

"Yeah, I'll write it, I'll write it now, thank you Uncle Policeman."

"Don't thank me so early. I haven't finished my sentence. In addition to writing a review, according to the regulations, we will also fine you."

"What, you need to be fined? Is there any mistake? I am a student, and I just bought a mobile phone accidentally. At most, it will be confiscated? If you want to do this, why don't you go to the second-hand mobile phone market? There They are all stolen mobile phones, why don’t you guys fine the police?”

"Mr. Xu Zhen, first of all, there are two questions here. Let me explain to you. First, your mobile phone is a brand new mobile phone, not a second-hand mobile phone, and it is a valuable item. Second, you know the origin of this mobile phone Unknown, not only did you not report it to the relevant departments, but bought it at a low price, from a legal point of view, you are covering up criminals’ illegal activities.”

"But, I really didn't know this phone was stolen."

"When drug dealers sell drugs, they can also say that they think they are selling flour. Are you questioning the IQ of our police?"

"No, no, no, I know your IQ is 180, but I just want to know which crime I committed and why you fined me. There must be an explanation for the fine, right?"

At this time, another policeman wearing glasses who looked gentle spoke slowly.

"Student Xu Zhen, according to the law, if you know that it is the proceeds of crime and the proceeds generated, you buy it, which constitutes the crime of purchasing stolen goods. The conviction of the crime requires knowing that the purchased items are stolen goods obtained by crime, but it is obvious that what you bought is A new mobile phone that has not been opened, you should also know that it is a mobile phone of unknown origin. Not only did you not choose to call the police, but you bought it at a further low price. The criminal amount of your purchase of stolen goods has reached the statutory penalty standard. According to Article 312 of the Criminal Law: Whoever commits this crime shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than 3 years, criminal detention or public surveillance, and may also be fined; Since you are only a student, you will be dealt with lightly, but appropriate fines are essential."

When Xu Zhen heard "3 years to 7 years in prison", she immediately broke out in a cold sweat.Fuck, if you keep arguing with him, you will definitely suffer a loss. You can tell at a glance that the man with glasses is an underappreciated law graduate trainee policeman. I am legally illiterate, so there is no need to continue chatting.

"Uncle policeman, I was wrong, I was wrong. Fines are necessary. I accept fines from the government, and fines are popular for running a red light. But, how much do you want to fine me...?"

"500!"

"Ah, it's impossible? I only bought this mobile phone for 800 yuan."

"The mobile phone is only 800 yuan, right? If that's the case, just fine it 800 yuan."

"..."

Xu Zhen didn't dare to speak anymore, and it might be 1000 to 2000.

My God, all the money I earned from working part-time this semester was gone all at once.

After the bearded policeman issued the ticket, he didn't leave immediately, until Xu Zhen, under his supervision, wrote a 500-word situation statement and a letter of guarantee, and then nodded and left.After writing the guarantee letter that shook the world and weeping ghosts and gods, Xu Zhen felt that his whole body was exhausted. He sat on the ground blankly, feeling his heart was so cold...

[Congratulations to the host, get 4 lentils]

Xu Zhenmo did some calculations, and the mobile phone was confiscated, and he was fined another 800 yuan.

Sure enough, the poisonous tongue of the system hit the mark, and the Huawei P30 mobile phone depreciated by 200% in an instant.

"System, I spent 4 for nothing just for your four inexplicable lentils. Do you think I'm Brother Sicong? Wait, it's wrong to think about it. I just spent three yuan and got 3 Now it costs 600 yuan to buy 4 lentil, how can you only reward [-] lentils? System, can you do arithmetic?"

[The principle of distributing lentils in this system is only related to the positive energy value provided by the host, and the system does not care about the financial and material resources spent by the host in the transaction process]

"Damn, didn't you say it earlier? The positive energy value you mentioned can't be calculated, right?"

[Host rest assured, this system has a complete evaluation system for the calculation of positive energy.For example, the host bought an expired bottle of Shuangwaiwai just now, and reminded the merchant to deal with it in time after discovering it. This is a positive energy value.Another example, the host just bought a Huawei P30, which is stolen goods, which is a negative energy value]

"Okay, since I bought a stolen mobile phone with negative energy value, why did you give me 4 lentils as a reward? System, have you been slapped in the face?"

[The guarantee letter written by the host just now is tear-jerking, the system was accidentally moved, and distributed 4 lentils as encouragement]

"........."

Fuck, there's this showy operation?
Okay, I'll just write a few more letters of guarantee later.

[Repetition of sensationalism is cheating, and the system will automatically deduct the number of lentils obtained by the host]

"........."

Xu Zhen was angry.

"Okay, okay, system, you cowhide. After talking so much, I still don't understand, what do you do with lentils? Oh, by the way, system, you used to be a vegetable seller, right? Switch to depreciation?"

[The lentil is an energy value unit specially created for the upgrade of the devalued Sky Eye system.A lentil represents a positive energy value]

"Can the Sky Eye be upgraded after depreciation?"

[After the depreciation eye is upgraded, you can scan items or lives with greater value]

"Damn, can you even scan people? Are you bragging? If you go on like this, can the Jade Emperor be scanned by you?"

[Dear host, on your earth, all friendship, family affection, love...everything related to depreciation can be scanned]

"Fuck, this one is amazing. That is to say, not only can I see who will betray my friends, but I can also see what women will cheat?"

[The host level is too low, the system cannot activate the 'love depreciation derailment rate' scanning function]

"What level am I now?"

[The current level of the host is... level zero]

(End of this chapter)