i have a date with a hero

Chapter 810
After a burst of punching and kicking, Lu Buping was so tired that he was sweating profusely.He couldn't move, so he slumped down and stared at Taibai Jinxing.

"Don't pretend to be dead, talk!"

Taibai Jinxing felt the pain in his body, and his eyes were red.Zhilan's fists and feet hit her body, it hurt so much!This feeling made him engraved in his heart.

"Zhilan, isn't this what people often say 'fighting is kissing, scolding is love'!"

Facing Taibai Jinxing's blue and red, swollen face.Lu Buping really couldn't laugh or cry.I really want to open his mind and see what the old man is thinking?
It doesn't matter if you don't fight back when you are beaten, but you are still addicted?Come over for a fight.It's a beautiful idea, I don't want to waste my efforts.

"Old man, affection and love have nothing to do with you," Lu Buping sighed and said with a wry smile, "You have to check your brain now!"

"Zhilan, don't look at it. You are all on my mind!"

What does he mean by that?Lao Tzu said he was sick, but he actually said that his mind was full of himself.So, I am the ubiquitous virus!
Lu Buping rolled his eyes, and moved back a bit: "Old man, we have to say something clearly! Otherwise, there will be a misunderstanding again."

"Zhilan, I think so too."

Looking at the Taibai Jinxing who kept getting closer to him, Lu Buping was full of boredom.Even if you make an inch, you can't climb onto Lao Tzu's body, can you?

"Old man, do you think we are masters and apprentices?" Lu Buping felt very helpless, there is no master who would take off his apprentice's clothes and take a bath as soon as he met.

"It doesn't count!"

I really didn't expect that the misunderstanding was explained so quickly! ?
Master, can this be called an explanation?Why does this system feel that the drawing is getting darker and darker!
"Old man, since you think so too. From now on, we are no longer masters and apprentices. From now on, don't meddle in my affairs!"

"it is good!"

What's the matter with this old man?Agreed, and still staring at Lao Tzu intently? !What's wrong, you're going to rely on Lao Tzu just after we parted?No way!

"Old man, please get out!"

"Zhilan, we have to go, let's go together."

Lu Buping smiled helplessly: "Old man, did you make a mistake? We are no longer a master-student relationship. You don't need to risk your life for me and offend your own master."

"Zhilan, I won't be your master," Taibai Jinxing hugged him and said, "I will be your closest person and never separate!"

"Pfft - old man, are you joking?" Lu Buping smiled wryly, trying to push him away, but was hugged even tighter.

"Zhilan, I've always wanted to say this, and I can't miss it this time. I love you!"

Such a result caught Lu Buping by surprise.Is there a mistake?I wanted to get rid of the relationship with him, but I didn't expect that the more I talked, the more I couldn't explain clearly.

"Old man, you are trying to kill me! Isn't it good to be a fairy? Why do you want to be the person in my heart? Is it possible for a fairy to want to be a human?"

"Zhilan, no matter it is possible or not, I will go all out to try - love you!"

"Old man, you are flouting the rules and regulations of the sky, and you will be bombarded by five thunders."

Standing in front of the Eight Diagrams Furnace, Taishang Laojun became more and more annoyed as he watched and listened to it, and suddenly smoke rose from his seven orifices, and he became furious.

"Sinister, since you are looking for death! I will perfect you for my teacher!"

Seeing that the Taishang Laojun was going to cover the gossip stove, Lu Buping immediately jumped up to find a sense of existence.There is no way, if you want to survive, you have to jump!
"Master, your apprentice must know the law and break the law. It really has nothing to do with me. I don't care if you punish the evil disciples. Can you let me go first, so as not to hinder your eyes."

"Hmph, flower demon, when you are about to die, you still use your tongue." Taishang Laojun said with a sneer.

"Master, Zhilan is not a flower demon." Taibai Jinxing immediately blocked him, "If you want to kill or cut, you can do it, I will listen to you!"

This old man is pissed off!If you want to die, that's your business.Why, pull me as a backer.I thought that if I stood in front, I would have no way to argue with reason.Hmph, who do you underestimate?
"Master, there is nothing wrong with punishing the apprentice. But, as a disciple and grandson, I have been a victim from the beginning to the end. Can you show your hand and let the grandson go up to catch his breath. It's really too hot here!"

Hearing Zhilan's complaint, Taishang Laojun sneered and said: "Flower demon, your sweet words are not good for this deity."

What should I do if the Taishang Laojun refuses to eat oil and salt?What else can I do, add more oil and salt, as long as the material is sufficient, it will not penetrate the heart and liver.

"Master, you must not know, in my heart. You have always been a unique and special existence. Every time you reprimand me, I feel very kind."

This damn flower demon, dying, is still using these sweet words to fool the deity?Hmph, this deity has traveled all over the world for tens of thousands of years, and I haven't seen anything!

Lu Buping frowned, and began to play affectionately: "Master, you know, I was also born with no father, no mother and no relatives. No one cares about me, and cares about my life and death. But every time you scold me, It made me feel the care I have never had before. I know that you have always recognized me as a grandson in your heart. In order to let me grow up healthily, you have broken your heart."

Taibai Jinxing listened to Zhilan counting down the special care and teaching of Master for him.He started to worry, what secret is there between Zhilan and Shizun?Why don't you know it yourself?
Some things, the more you don't know, the more tormented you are.Taibai Jinxing at this moment is like an ant on this hot pot, suffering every moment.

"Master, is what Zhilan said true?"

Facing Taibai Jinxing's doubtful eyes, Taishang Laojun rolled his eyes and thought about it.Although this apprentice is not very good, he has a lot of problems.However, at least he could speak in front of the Jade Emperor.Ruined, the next one might not be as good as him.

Covering the lid is a prudent choice, and this deity has to think it over.

"Teacher, the deity is talking to Zhilan, you go."

Hearing Master's cold attitude, Taibai Jinxing immediately fell into the ice hole with his heart.No wonder, the master has been blocking himself from getting in touch with Zhilan.It turned out that he wanted to keep it for himself!
Lao Tzu said that the Supreme Lord is not an unreasonable god.No, after a few words, he began to be kind to himself.

Master, your triangular relationship is really stable enough.It can't be disassembled, it can't be broken up, and it is estimated that entanglement with Sansei III is not enough.

"Master, this gossip stove is too hot. I'm sweating profusely, and I'm almost speechless. How about we go to Jinchi to take a bath and chat?"

When Taibai Jinxing heard this, he was in a gossip furnace, but his whole body was in a cold sweat.Master, it's really too evil!Unexpectedly, with this method, Zhilan was forced to submit.

Looking at that constipated face of Tuer, Taishang Laojun made up his mind.In order to save this villain, the deity did not hesitate to condescend to poach the wall.Sinister, do it yourself!
"Okay, I am looking for a chance to take a bath with you?" Taishang Laojun said with a smile, "Zhilan, not to mention, your massage skills are really top-notch!"

Lu Buping was shocked when he heard this.When did I give Taishang Laojun a massage?Which meeting didn't make him so angry that his seven orifices were smoked and furious.

Hey, if you think about it carefully, this can be regarded as a kind of psychological counseling.Psychological massage is also reasonable.

Master asked Zhilan to give him a massage? !How can this be?This angel is a treasure that "holds it in the mouth and fears it will melt, but holds it in the hand and fears it will be thrown away".To be regarded as a coolie by the master!It's too much, this angel can't take it anymore.

"Master, it's better to hit the sun than choose the day, let's go now, how about it?"

Looking at Zhilan with a hippie smile, although Taishang Laojun was very contemptuous in his heart, he still had a smile on his face.

(End of this chapter)