i have a date with a hero

Chapter 797

"Pig, I want a hydrangea!"

Upon hearing this, Lu Buping and Sun Wukong were stunned.Unexpectedly, the princess of Tianzhu Kingdom is so strong.She can do things like snatching her own hydrangea?
"Brother, Zhilan, this is not suitable, is it?" Zhu Bajie looked puzzled, "My old pig is a monk, how can I grab the hydrangea?"

Second senior brother, what is this thinking?Carrying a real princess on her body is not enough.Why, I still want to take the fake princess as my own.Why didn't I know that there was a story between Yutu and Marshal Tianpeng?

Tsk tsk tsk, all the gods in the heavens always have accidents.This Jade Emperor is mismanaged!The affairs of the Jade Emperor's own family were ups and downs.No wonder so many gods dare to challenge the rules of heaven.In a word, "the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked"!
Master, why are you so idle?There is also Kung Fu YY's family affairs of the Jade Emperor.Is this something you, a little flower demon, should worry about?
Sun Wukong went up and gave Zhu Bajie a chestnut: "You idiot, please beat me!"

"Eldest brother, be merciful! My old pig was just telling the truth, why did I get beaten again!"

The princess of Tianzhu went up and slapped her again, and said with wide eyes, "It's time to slap!"

Seeing Zhu Bajie, he cast his eyes on himself for help.Lu Buping smiled helplessly!Second senior brother, you should ask for more blessings.I don't want to take this muddy water.

Whether you don't ask or don't care?That doesn't make sense either.Comfort is still there.If it's not painful or itchy, no one can say a few words.

"Second senior brother, don't feel wronged. It's really your fault. The princess wants a hydrangea, so what's your business?"

Facing Zhilan's accusation, Zhu Bajie flapped his big ears, and his eyes suddenly brightened.

"Zhilan, I understand!"

Is there a mistake?If it is insignificant and perfunctory, can it still make the second senior brother realize his epiphany? !Lao Tzu's words, there is such a magical power! ?

The hydrangea that was safely placed on the tray suddenly flew out.The crowd screamed in shock.The Jade Rabbit False Princess in Baihua Tower was also stunned.Before she had time to throw it, the hydrangea flew away by itself?Isn't this too pitiful?
When Yutu saw the hydrangea flying towards a pig's head, she felt bad all over.Is there a mistake?It's hard for me to go down to the world.Seize the good opportunity to throw hydrangea.Unexpectedly, this object turned out to be a pig's head.

If I knew it was him, I might as well be a rabbit in the upper world honestly.No, don't give up until the last moment.

Seeing the hydrangea that was about to be obtained, the princess of Tianzhu Kingdom was full of joy and just about to stretch out her hand.The hydrangea suddenly returned the same way, flying farther and farther.

The Princess of Tianzhu was angry and impatient, she raised her hand and slapped Zhu Bajie again.

"Pig head, what are you doing? The hydrangeas are flying away, why don't you hurry up."

"Hey," Zhu Bajie said with an aggrieved face, "Your Highness, my old pig is doing it right now. Can you stop doing it?"

"Then hurry up, the hydrangea is about to fly away!"

Lu Buping and Sun Wukong stood aside, watching the fake princess Yutu and Zhu Bajie play a tug of war.That hydrangea is the terminal.As for who gets the hydrangea, it depends on each person's ability.

"Zhilan, don't you say something fair?"

Monkey, what do you mean by that?Encourage me to meddle in my own business?Hehehe, the fight between the second senior brother and the fake princess is none of my business.The elder brothers are all watching the fun, why is Lao Tzu so talkative and annoying?

Lu Buping smiled, patted Sun Wukong and said, "Monkey, do you know why Taishang Laojun lived so long?"

"Of course my grandson knows, because Laojun can make golden pills, and if you eat golden pills, you will naturally live forever."

"Wrong, the reason why Taishang Laojun can live forever is because he concentrates on alchemy and doesn't care about other things."

Hearing Zhilan's words, Sun Wukong suddenly realized: "No wonder, my grandson ate so many elixir and flat peaches, practiced various spells, and went through untold hardships to gain longevity. own practice."

"Monkey, it's not easy, you finally understand."

"Zhilan, my old grandson thinks he understands this truth. My situation has not changed. To protect Master from the west, my grandson is destined to meddle in his own business along the way."

"There is no way, those who are capable will work harder," Lu Buping patted Monkey King on the shoulder and said, "The Tathagata Buddha probably took a fancy to your ability."

Zhu Bajie fights with the fake princess, and they are in a stalemate.He turned his head to seek help from his elder brother and Zhilan.But found that the two of them were chatting and laughing, and had no time to pay attention to themselves.Woohoo, my old pig's life is so hard!
"Pig head, what are you looking at? Hurry up and bring me the hydrangea."

Another slap for no reason made Zhu Bajie feel even more wronged.Why is it my old pig who gets beaten?In the future, I will never do thankless things.Now, I can only rely on my old pig.

"Monkey, look, if the second senior brother is ruthless, the victory or defeat is already doomed."

"I didn't see it, this idiot has great potential."

"There will always be something about potential."

Looking at the hydrangea held by the pig's head, the fake princess Yutu was angry and anxious.It's not easy to get angry in front of everyone, but I feel very angry in my heart.With a flick of her sleeves, she turned and left under the escort of the maids and guards.Before leaving, he did not forget to give Zhu Bajie a hard look.Pig head, I'm not finished with you!
Tang Sanzang and Monk Sha rushed over, just in time to see Zhu Bajie happily holding a hydrangea.

"Amitabha, goodness, goodness! A monk should keep his six faculties pure, eight precepts, what are you doing?"

Faced with Master's lecture, Zhu Bajie was so full of grievances that he had nowhere to tell.

"Master, you have to make the decision for my old pig! I'll admit it if I was beaten by the princess. Who let my old pig do this. But this hydrangea is really not what I want."

"Pig head, bring it here!" Princess Tianzhu snatched the hydrangea from Zhu Bajie's hand and said, "If you want a hydrangea, let it be your daydream! The princess's marriage is of course up to you."

Seeing the stolen hydrangea, Zhu Bajie breathed a sigh of relief.Fortunately, the princess of Tianzhu didn't take a fancy to my old pig.Otherwise, you have to be beaten!This son-in-law is not an errand.Anyway, my old pig is not blessed to enjoy it.

"Princess, you have already arrived in Tianzhu. Do you want to go down and take a few steps? You will be returning to the palace soon."

"Pig head, you talk a lot of nonsense," Tianzhu Princess raised her hand and slapped Zhu Bajie on the head again, "Hurry up, let me down."

"Okay! Princess, please slow down."

Putting down the princess of Tianzhu, Zhu Bajie finally straightened up and raised his head.I was completely relieved.This one is really not easy.

"Second Senior Brother, are you alright?"

Seeing Monk Sha who was carrying the burden came up to care about him, Zhu Bajie immediately stared at the burden on his shoulders, grabbed it and carried it on his shoulders.

Monk Sha was stunned for a moment, a little confused.

"Second Senior Brother, what are you doing? You are tired enough, let me do it."

"Junior Brother Sha, if you really want to feel sorry for my old pig, then don't compete with me for this job."

The princess of Tianzhu has not walked two steps.I stomped my feet in anger, why is walking so tiring!

"Pig head, come quickly and carry this princess."

"Your Highness, my old pig can't get away with the burden, you should find someone else."

(End of this chapter)