i have a date with a hero

Chapter 763 speechless
"Old man, listen to my explanation, it was really a misunderstanding just now! I just—"

"Hush!" Taibai Jinxing stretched out a finger and put it on his lips.

"Zhilan, I don't want to hear what you say. Tell me with your actual actions!"

Hearing this, the road is uneven, and he is dumbfounded!Is there a mistake?The old man is not only jealous.And let me kiss him?It's too bullying, do you want to live!

"Old man, I—"

"Shh, kiss me!"

What to do?What are you doing monkeys?Both your master and I were captured by monsters!You don't fight with him, and you let him bully me in his spare time.

Woooo X﹏X, my life is so miserable!
Master, it's too late for you to beat your chest and stamp your feet to block the way and cry at this time.Who told you to gnaw on Tang Seng? "Curiosity killed the cat" is still rare?Why don't you have a long memory?

Seeing Zhilan lowered her head, blushing all over her face.Taibai Jinxing was both surprised and delighted.Zhilan like this can only be seen by herself!

"Zhilan, don't be shy! It's just you and me here!"

"I - woo -"

Take all precautions, the old man is hard to guard against!Still haven't escaped the result.

The road was uneven because he couldn't breathe, so he just pretended to be unconscious!
Taibai Jinxing was shocked by this sudden change.Just about to cast a spell, he felt his nervous and orderly breathing.

Little naughty, probably, shy and pretending to be fainted!

Feeling the footsteps of Taibai Jinxing going away, Lu Buping heaved a sigh of relief and suddenly opened his eyes and sat up.

It's not easy, and I finally got away with it!
No, if this continues, who knows what else is waiting for me.Instead of sitting still and waiting to die, it is better to take the initiative to attack.

Lu Buping made up his mind and tiptoed to the door.Looking at the opening of the hole extending in all directions in front of him, he began to encounter difficulties again.Which way should I go?

Forget it, as long as you don't stay where you are, that road is fine.

After making seven turns and eight turns all the way, I came to a fork in the road again.He was in a daze when suddenly he heard the familiar sound of chanting sutras.

"Amitabha, good is good!"

Master Tang is really determined to recite this sentence by heart, and recite it backwards and forwards.It's also good to show off in front of Tathagata Buddha, his good intentions.

Hehehe, I can hear it myself.Master Tang couldn't remember anymore.That's not a question of being careful.Then we have to solve the problem from the source!

Master, what do you mean by making a big circle?Don't you just want to say, Tang Sanzang is not smart?
Tsk tsk, don't even mention that the two of you really fight each other, "half a catty is equal to eight taels"!
Looking for the sound of chanting "Amitabha, good and good!"Lu Buping came to a simple cave!It is no exaggeration to describe it as penniless.

"Master Tang, are you still reading it? You are not tired, you should be tired of listening to it! Or is it natural to get used to it, and it is uncomfortable not to read it? Master Tang, you are really good! You have to say it even if you vomited yourself. Why, must Want me to vomit with you?"

"Amitabha, good is good!"

"Again, why don't you feel unbalanced if I don't vomit? Do you have to find someone to accompany you? Sigh, this kind of thing is really unnecessary."

"Amitabha, goodness, goodness! Zhilan—"

"Stop! Talk nicely and don't force me to be rough."

Seeing Zhilan's not getting bored, Tang Sanzang immediately shut his mouth.If you really do it, it's definitely not enough for a monk who doesn't work hard to compete with monsters.To shut up is not to be afraid, but to be a hero who knows current affairs!

"Zhilan, I don't know why you came today?"

Lo and behold, the old problems have just been corrected, and new problems have been added.Master Tang is a complex of contradictions!

"Don't drag the text! Don't think I don't understand. I'm too lazy to think about it, so just speak up if you have something to say!"

Tang Sanzang took a deep breath and said, "What do you want to do here?"

Yo, Master Tang changed too quickly, right?It's so refreshing early, so why waste so much time?
"What are you talking about?" Lu Buping rolled his eyes and said, "Haven't you stayed enough in this monster's cave?"

"Amitabha, so good! Poor monk—"

"Speaking in human language, don't you understand?" Lu Buping said, raising his hand directly.

Oh my god, the poor monk was scared to death!With this slap, I really can't see my face!

"Zhilan, don't be angry! Impulsivity is a devil, don't do it!"

"Then hurry up and say, my fist doesn't have eyes!"

"Zhilan, the poor monk definitely has good intentions!"

Hehehe, sitting and waiting to die is considered good intentions, who are you lying to?
Seeing Zhilan's disdainful expression, Tang Sanzang immediately explained.

"Listen to me, it's too noisy outside, there are fights and fights, and there are endless levels. This is the only safe and comfortable place. What else can you complain about?"

Such an explanation left Lu Buping completely speechless.Feelings, Master Tang sits here to reap the rewards.

Alas, this wishful thinking made a loud bang!

"Master Tang, this trick of yours is really once and for all!"

"Extraordinary rewards, each other, poor monks dare not be!"

Why, my own cynicism reached Master Tang's ears.Has it become a compliment? !His brain circuit is really cool!
"Master Tang, your face is really big!"

"Zhilan's benefactor is overwhelmed, each other!"

Just said you are fat, now you gasp!Master Tang, you are really cheeky!

"Master Tang, stop talking nonsense! I'm leaving, do you want to go with me!"

"Zhilan, if you said that earlier, the poor monk would have understood! Why are you talking so much nonsense? It's a waste of time."

What does he mean by that?If you don't speak human words, you still rely on me?Don't be so unreasonable!If the monk is shameless, he is absolutely invincible!
"Master Tang, in a word, are you going to leave? I don't have time to waste time with you."

As soon as he saw Zhilan turning his head and leaving, Tang Sanzang immediately chased after her.

"Amitabha, goodness, goodness! Zhilan, wait for the poor way. This person is not familiar with the place, how can he do without a company?"

Hmph, now you're a good guy again!I don't follow your example.

"Master Tang, being a companion is something you can't force. If you feel wronged, you don't have to go."

"Then how can it be! Zhilan, no matter how you say it, we have just met."

"Stop, Master Tang, we don't know each other well!"

"Even if the poor monk doesn't know you well, Wukong, the poor monk's disciple, is the closest to you. We don't need to look outside of our relationship!"

Such an answer left Lu Buping speechless.I didn't expect this Master Tang to be quite able to speak.He didn't want the opportunity to be delivered to his door, and now he's backing it up again.

Huh?No, why should I sigh?Didn't I come here just to let Master Tang go with me?The purpose has been achieved!As for the process, is it that important?
"Master Tang, you are right! Let's go, in order to get out early. We have to speed up."

"Amitabha, goodness—"

Before Tang Sanzang finished speaking, Lu Buping covered his mouth and pulled him to a corner.

"My lord, it's bad, it's bad!"

"How did you talk? This king is fine, what's wrong?"

"Oh no, my lord, a leopard from outside came to the door. He also said that he is the king here, and you are a counterfeit!"

"It's unreasonable, I'm going to meet him now!"

The real master came to the door?This excitement must be different and exciting.Bah, bah, bah, I didn't come to watch the excitement.Why are you thinking about these things?
Oops, why did I ignore such an important issue? !Fishing in troubled waters, if you don't leave now, when will you wait?
(End of this chapter)