i have a date with a hero

Chapter 760
The monkey's straightforward nature is probably irreversible.All the ministers, ladies, kings, and queens in the palace became bald overnight.Even the ghost shaving head doesn't have such precision.

Tsk tsk, having spells is amazing!This absolute advantage is definitely the gold medal king in the razor industry.

"Monkey, why don't you think about it? Just do what you say, have you thought about the consequences?"

"It's a small matter!"

That's right, compared with Havoc in Heaven.Everything is trivial.He finally understood that being able to cause trouble was considered a skill.

When he came to the palace of destroying France, the monkey relied on his superb spells.It opened the eyes of everyone again.It can make a person leave nothing overnight.It can also instantly restore the black and straight style of the past.

The most awesome barber is willing to bow down to the monkey.The workload alone is overwhelming.Monkey's method, if he wants to grab his job.No one can beat him!Otherwise, the Tathagata Buddha can only think of tricks to take it for himself.It's not that there is no way!
With some magic tricks by the monkey, Destroying France turned into Qin France.It is estimated that the happiest one is the Tathagata Buddha.Huh?If you think about it carefully, the Tathagata Buddha was really well-intentioned!

Jin Chanzi was reincarnated as Tang Sanzang.From the Tang Dynasty to the Western world, the journey of precepts and deeds is to expand the territory and spread the seeds of Buddhism.

This deal is too cost-effective!Tathagata Buddha is really a master move.

Master, you think too far, don't you?If you have the time to take care of yourself in front of you, won't you?You have to know that people have "self-knowledge"!

The customs clearance document must be done properly, which is the proof of acceptance by the Tathagata Buddha.Of course, it was also the answer sheet of their master and apprentice.In addition to Tathagata Buddha, there are also a group of bodhisattvas and gods who invigilate the exams.In this way, the invigilation system is absolutely no less rigorous than the college entrance examination.

There must be at least several million candidates for the college entrance examination every year.There are only four candidates, one test paper, but there are countless invigilators, each showing their special abilities.

Tsk tsk tsk, this is destined to be a hard battle for non-human beings.No wonder, Tathagata Buddha took great pains to match Tang Sanzang with three absolutely different and inhuman disciples.

"Monkey, you are really good at it! As soon as you get out, it will be done immediately." Lu Buping laughed and patted him on the shoulder and said.

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he groaned and said unwillingly: "Can you give us a little chance to show off?"

"Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother is right," Monk Sha echoed, "Now, Master thinks of Senior Brother in his heart. He doesn't even look at us seriously."

Hearing the complaints of these two guys, Lu Buping was quite speechless.Standing on the big brother who is a monkey, Lao Sha and Ba Jie's kung fu is going to be rusted.

"My grandson, I will protect your safety with my own strength. It's fine if you don't thank me, but why do you still lose your face? Isn't that justified?"

Faced with the monkey's confusion, Lu Buping was helpless.Anyway, no matter what stage the times go.It is inevitable that there will be "revenge for favor and revenge".

Just as Lu Buping was about to speak, suddenly there was a gust of wind.no?This has not taken two steps?There is another monster who is not afraid of death, thinking about the flesh of the Tang monk? !

Calm, he opened his eyes dumbfounded.He was actually surrounded by a group of little monsters.Although, he didn't figure out what's going on?However, I made up my mind that this must be an accident.

"Hello, my colleagues. I have to explain a truth. In Xiazhilan, a flower demon. I am honored to meet all of you here. I am so excited."

Hearing this, the little demons looked at each other in blank dismay.Look him up and down, don't worry too much.

"What should I do, made a mistake?"

"Nonsense, hurry up and tell the king!"

Tsk tsk, with such an IQ helper, how could the king succeed. "People divide like groups and things like like flock together!" If you don't start, you are doomed to lose.

"Hey, you go and report to the king. I can't run away, so let go of the rope. Is this your attitude and behavior towards friends of the same kind?"

"Hmph, I said no to you. I'm going to invite the king right away!"

After a while, the two little demons treated Zhilan politely.He personally led the way and brought him to the entrance of a cave.Facing a group of goblins watching the heat behind him, Lu Buping knew that it was impossible to escape.

Now, I can only bite the bullet and talk to the Fairy King.

Walking into the cave, Lu Buping was even more dumbfounded.Carved beams and painted buildings, towers and pavilions are all available.There are also all kinds of fairy grass and flowers, accompanying us all the way.This is not the residence of goblins, even if they are gods, few have such taste and means.

It seems that the monsters living here have a lot of background.No, he remembered that the leopard spirit had no background, and was directly killed by the monkey.Could it be that there is something inside?
Thinking of this, Lu Buping, the restless person in his heart, went straight to his forehead.

Master, "curiosity killed the cat"!You are determined to hit the muzzle of the gun.Later, when you regret crying, don't look for this system.I'm just a spectator!
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty—" Lu Buping called twice, but no one answered.I muttered in my heart, why does this place feel so cold?There is always a bad feeling.No, it is not suitable to stay here for a long time.

He was just about to turn around and leave.But bumped into a warm embrace.This familiar smell and feeling made his skin crawl!

"Old man, why are you everywhere?"

"Zhilan, are you surprised or surprised?" Taibai Jinxing hugged him, with a warm smile on his face.

Can you not be surprised?I almost had a heart attack!Needless to say, the old man left his post again this time and sneaked off to the lower world.

"Old man, you are here. Where did the leopard spirit go?"

"Zhilan, where does Leopard Jing love go? I don't care! Now, I only want you!"

Seeing the old man's smiling face getting closer, Lu Buping immediately turned his head away.What to do?The old man is going to talk to himself! ?

"Why do you want to avoid it?" Taibai Jinxing lowered his face and said, "Zhilan, you don't like me?"

"How is it possible? Old man, don't think about it too much!" Lu Buping was so distressed that he couldn't tell, and he had to bow his head under the eaves.Now he doesn't even have the capital to refuse and say "no".

"I-I'm just not ready!"

Hearing Zhilan's words, Taibai Jinxing smiled, and raised her hand to be hugged by a princess.

"Zhilan, don't worry, I will give you enough time. Let you understand your heart. Know your true thoughts and feelings!"

These words made Lu Buping temporarily relieved.It seems that the old man will not use force for the time being!Woooo X﹏X, it’s only temporary.My own crisis has not been completely resolved!

"Old man, where are you taking me?"

"It's getting dark, of course I have to take a bath and sleep!"

I just said that the crisis has not been resolved.No, let's be honest again!

"Old man, can I have something to eat before I take a shower. I'm hungry!"

Monkey, you must find yourself quickly.Otherwise, my innocence will be lost!

Master, is there a mistake?Tsk tsk, this has happened, more than once.Where did you come from to be innocent?
　Bow left and right, slap the face!I am self-criticism, I keep my word, I can't be so depraved again!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)