i have a date with a hero

Chapter 736 is too high
Smelling a burnt barbecue smell, Lu Buping in his sleep suddenly woke up and opened his eyes.

This taste is too long gone!Known as a carcinogen, a health killer of barbecue.It has long been banned worldwide.Unexpectedly, one day I will be able to relive old dreams here.

The road to turning over was uneven, and I saw Taibai Jinxing who was roasting chicken beside him.

no?The old man still has this skill? !Oops, how could I forget such an important thing.Lu Buping checked his whole body and heaved a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, the old man did not take advantage of others.Otherwise, I can't find a place to cry by myself.

Looking at the clouds one foot above the ground, he turned over and jumped down.

"Old man, what are you doing delicious?"

"Zhilan, you live too poorly after knowing the journey of learning Buddhist scriptures. I'll make you some delicious tonics!"

"Old man, are you sure this will not violate the rules and regulations?"

"Zhilan, you don't need those rules and regulations. You will become a fairy in the future, and you have nothing to do with monks."

I always stay with the monks, and it doesn't matter if I take advantage of their popularity.If the Tathagata Buddha heard these words, would his liver hurt from anger?

Master, you think too highly of yourself.Which onion are you?Tathagata Buddha has no spare time to watch you.

"Zhilan, come and eat!"

Facing the chicken legs handed over by Taibai Jinxing, Lu Buping ate it.This is a delicacy that is charred on the outside and tender on the inside.reject?That's what fools do!
"Cannibals are soft-spoken, but short-handed." Tsk tsk tsk, master, you have a worrying future!

Eat and drink enough to burp and fart!In front of Taibai Jinxing, Lu Buping has no image, lying on the ground stretched out.

"Old man, this is the best meal I've had here. Comfortable!"

He has the virtue of being foolish and unrecognizable by his relatives.Old man, I must be very disappointed!This effect is what I want.

Taibai Jinxing frowned frequently, and swallowed back the words.Zhilan, this unruly speech and behavior is really inappropriate.However, I couldn't tolerate even this little flaw.What about caring and caring?

Seeing his deflated appearance, Lu Buping felt even more unscrupulous.Just shake off the shoes on your feet.Now, this trick works.Then I'll be more presumptuous.

Master, presumptuousness returns to presumptuousness.Can you stay offline?This system can accept steps that the six relatives do not recognize.What's the matter with you taking off your clothes while walking here?

"Zhilan, don't make trouble, get dressed!"

Looking at the blushing old man, Lu Buping was even more proud.Can't stand it anymore?I haven't brought out my trump card yet.

"Old man, the best show is yet to come. What are you hiding from?"

He was willing to go all out.The only striptease I've seen, I took them all out.I don't believe it, it won't scare the old man away.

"Zhilan, don't, get dressed!"

Before Lu Buping could be happy, he was hugged by Taibai Jinxing.Did this change come too suddenly?Could it be that this behavior of mine has turned into flirting and hugging, and it's exactly what I want!

Thinking of this possibility, he immediately struggled.

"Zhilan, don't make trouble, get dressed!"

"No!"

Seeing the dancing Zhilan, Taibai Jinxing immediately closed his eyes and turned his back.

Oops, this ancient fairy costume is too difficult to wear.The more you want to wear it well, the more you fall down, which is really maddening.If you keep going like this, you'll have to lose everything.

Master, you are all frank.Still afraid of being exposed?

"Zhilan, get dressed, I'll see you later!"

Facing the Taibaijinxing that disappeared without a trace with a flick of the whisk.Lu Buping was really overjoyed!

Old man, this is too timely!Save yourself struggling and thinking about it!The thing that makes him the happiest is that his clothes are also neatly dressed.Unexpectedly, the whisk of the old man also has the function of wearing clothes.

No, a problem that can be solved with a flick of the whisk.Why did the old man do it himself?This matter is very problematic.

Master, have you come to this conclusion after thinking for so long? !Are you kidding, isn't this a well-known thing?You, the person involved, are you not pretending to be confused?

The body is already honest, the mouth is still stubborn, and the ideas are outdated.This system really doesn't know what to praise you for.

Anyway, now he's free!The next step is to find the monkey.

Lu Buping looked up at the sky, crossed his hips and shouted at the top of his voice, "Gong Cao, don't be dazed, hurry up and send me to find the monkey!"

"Ding Jia, don't you care about it?" Jie Di was beating his heart.

"What are you talking about, you still have time to worry about when you're working, you really can't be idle!"

Emperor Jie laughed awkwardly when he heard this, "I don't see it, I don't hear it. Is this not good?"

Ding Jia rolled his eyes at him and said: "If you want to sell favors, you have to have that ability."

"No, just do me a favor. It's a little effort, what's the big deal."

"Jie Di, ugly words come first. This
It's your own idea, nothing to do with me! "

"Ding Jia, stop bluffing me with such words! Huh, we are two grasshoppers on the same rope. You can't jump, and I can't do without you."

unwise!Unexpectedly, after experiencing these things, Emperor Jie became enlightened!It's not easy to fool around now.It seems that only conservative measures can be taken.

"Jiedi, you are right! But the most important thing right now is how to reduce our sense of existence."

"How to do it?"

"Nonsense, hurry up and make the clouds thicker!"

Lu Buping looked at the cloud in the sky, it was getting thicker and thicker.The white clouds are about to turn into black clouds.Why does he feel like a dark cloud is overwhelming.

I really don't understand, what is it called when people on duty don't work?Slack?Not only are people's hearts not old these days.The gods began to neglect their duties.Alas, the world is going down!
"Hey, it's important for you to make the bed. Send me to find the monkey first, and it won't delay the matter."

When Ding Jia heard this, he immediately became furious.What does this flower demon mean?Make the bed?Could it be that he thought he was going to have sex with Emperor Jie? !Bah, bah, bah, I don't want to play with this brainless guy.

No, no one can change it!I am a god with integrity and rules.

"Ding Jia, why are you smoking? It's okay, if you're tired, take a break. I'll do the rest!"

"Is that eye of yours tired when you see me? Isn't the Five Directions Jiedi amazing?"

"I didn't say anything? Why are you in a hurry again!"

Taibai Jinxing suddenly fell from the sky and fell not far away.Watching the two of them wrapping up into a big mushroom cloud.

"Ding Jia, Emperor Jie, what kind of tricks are you two playing so you can't see anyone!"

Hearing this, Ding Jia couldn't bear it anymore.Immediately pushed aside the clouds and glared at Taibaijinxing.

"Old Angel, don't you know who can't see anyone?"

Seeing that Ding Jia was about to scold, Emperor Jie immediately grabbed him.

"Ding Jia, don't make trouble! Old Angel, he's just too tired. Don't take offense!"

"Hmph, I don't care about the two of you. Be careful yourself, just don't wear clothes."

"What the old angel taught me!"

"What is it, Emperor Jie, don't take me with you when you flatter me. Old angel, please tell me clearly, what's the matter between us?"

Taibai Jinxing directly ignored Ding Jia who was jumping around.

"Jiedi, send Zhilan to find the monkey!"

"Old Angel, don't bother yourself! I'll go right away."

"Jiedi, you are crazy!"

"Ding Jia, be good and don't make trouble, I'm doing it for your own good!"

"Fuck off, I won't play with you anymore!"

(End of this chapter)