i have a date with a hero

Chapter 722 Talk about eating meat
Tang Sanzang spent the night at the old man Li's house in Tuoluo Village, and all three apprentices ran away.Seeing that it was getting dark, no one came back.

He was worried and anxious in his heart, looking at the vegetarian food on the table, he didn't even have the appetite to eat.

"Benefactor, can you find some strong men and go to the mountains to have a look?"

"Elder Tang, don't wait. Most likely you were eaten by monsters." Old man Li sighed, "It's a pity that you are a monk. Let's live in Tuoluo Village with peace of mind in the future. I won't miss you." Eat in one bite."

"Everyone, come and see, Elder Sun beat the monster to death!"

Hearing the noise and cheers outside, Tang Sanzang was overjoyed.

"Amitabha, good is good!"

"Elder Tang, this apprentice is really capable!"

Tang Sanzang and Old Man Li walked out the door and saw Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha carrying a big boa constrictor.

"Master, my apprentice is back! This is a big red-scaled python that has grown into a spirit. It was beaten to death by my grandson!"

"Amitabha, you are so kind!" Tang Sanzang looked at the bloody boa constrictor, and immediately turned his head, unable to bear to look directly at it!
Watching the folks singing and dancing, cheering and celebrating.Don't mention how happy Tang Sanzang was!Looking at the three apprentices, the more they look, the more pleasing they are.

However, Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha felt terrified.

Has my old pig been seen through by Master?After all, there is inevitably some smell on the barbecue.

Monk Sha also muttered, Master never looked me in the eye.What's going on?Looking back and forth is not enough.Could it be that it was discovered?Second Senior Brother, Wu Jing is going to be killed by you!

Sun Wukong and Zhilan are carelessly joking and joking.

"Zhilan, chickens and ducks are indispensable in this farmyard. Shall I get you some more to satisfy your hunger?"

"Sun Wukong, I appreciate your kindness!" Lu Buping rubbed his stomach and said, "I'm full this time, let's do it next time."

"Zhilan, how dare you think about it! You are in the Buddhist scriptures team, and you are blatantly breaking the rules and regulations. If the Buddha knew about it, he would definitely not let it go. It's just this one time, it's not an example!"

Unexpectedly, one day the monkey will teach himself a political lesson!They have all walked out of the school gate, but they still cannot avoid the fate of attending classes.What is this called?
"Zhilan, did you listen to what my grandson said?"

"no!"

Upon hearing his words, Monkey King scratched his head and jumped his feet angrily.

"Monkey King, get out of the way, stop me from watching the excitement!"

"Zhilan, what time is it, are you still in the mood to watch the fun?"

Facing the anxious monkey, Lu Buping loosened his shoulders and didn't care.

Not to mention that Tang Sanzang is really a face-saving person.When you hear the folks praising his apprentice, you can't stop laughing from ear to ear.

Seeing Zhilan's indifferent attitude, Monkey King was anxious, but there was nothing he could do.

"Sun Wukong, stop shaking! Don't you think, Master Tang is very interesting now?",

Lu Buping patted the monkey's shoulder with a smile and said, "Monkey Monkey King, now you are the pride of Master! How does it feel?"

"Okay!"

Look, the monkey grinned happily, absolutely 100% satisfied.

Back at the residence, Tang Sanzang looked at the three apprentices again, shrugged his nose and frowned.

"Teacher, what do you smell like?"

Upon hearing what Master said, the three of them looked at each other in a daze!I thought it was time to go to bed and rest, this time I could escape.Unexpectedly, Master still smelled it!what to do?
Seeing Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha looking at him at the same time, Monkey King immediately changed his face.

"What are you looking at, you two don't want to sleep anymore?"

"Sleep, my old pig is going to die of sleepiness!" Zhu Bajie muttered, "I'm exhausted after chasing monsters all day!"

"Master, Wu Jing won't serve you in evening class. The smell of blood on my disciple's body is too strong, so I'll go wash it off first."

Hearing Monk Sha's words, Zhu Bajie, who had just lay down, immediately got up.

"Junior Brother Sha, let's go wash together. It's just right, we can rub each other's backs!"

Tang Sanzang looked at Monkey King whose eyes were rolling in circles, smiled and waved at him.

"Wukong, Master knows that you don't like water. Let me help you clean it!"

Lu Buping was worried that they would pass through the gang, but he didn't expect to see such a wonderful scene.Tang Sanzang actually wanted to take the initiative to bathe the monkey, what was his idea?
Could it be that all masters have a habit of bathing their disciples?It must be like this, that's how the old man treats himself.

This kind of thing has happened for the first time, and there will be countless times.Monkey is doomed this time.How many can refuse the love from Master?

Moreover, there is still the Tathagata Buddha as the backing master.Don't say you refused, it's too late to flatter you.

The monkey wants to communicate with the master, so he can't help.Then don't disturb other people's good things.

Lu Buping backed out quietly and closed the door behind him.

"Zhilan, what are you doing here if you don't go to sleep?"

Zhu Bajie's loud voice is here to steal the show.Lu Buping stepped forward and covered his long mouth.

"Second Senior Brother, tonight, the three of us will sleep together!"

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

The three of them shuffled to a room and rolled onto a bed.

"Junior Brother Sha, help!" Zhu Bajie immediately leaned over to Monk Sha's side, "You don't know, Zhilan, you have eaten pork before."

Monk Sha was caught in the middle, looking at the terrified Zhu Bajie.Glancing again, Zhilan was smiling.

"Second senior brother, what's the matter? When I was a monster in Liushahe, I even ate people. Second senior brother, haven't you eaten?"

Zhu Bajie shook his head like a rattle, and his two big ears fanned the wind.

"My old pig doesn't eat pigs, let alone people!"

Lu Buping scoffed at Zhu Bajie's words.Wild boars don't eat meat, who are you kidding?Hmph, I guess I didn't eat less.

"Second brother, don't you tease me? People eat pigs, but don't pigs eat people?"

Lu Buping bumped Monk Sha's shoulder and said, "Lao Sha, to be honest, have you ever eaten wild boar?"

The sound of "Old Sha" made Monk Sha feel excited.It's not easy, Zhilan finally gave me a nickname.He recognized me!Unexpectedly, this day came so suddenly.

"Amitabha, good is good!"

"You mean you have eaten?"

"Zhilan, don't talk nonsense, how could Junior Brother Sha have eaten pork?"

"Second Senior Brother, to be honest, I have eaten it. There was a wild boar who insisted on going to the Liusha River to drink water, and refused to eat the meat that was brought to his mouth. I have no way to convince myself."

Hearing Monk Sha's words, Zhu Bajie immediately let go of his arm, turned over and rolled to the ground.

"Junior Brother Sha, Zhilan, I won't play with you anymore!"

Seeing Zhu Bajie running away, Monk Chongsha winked at the uneven road.

"Lao Sha, bring Second Senior Brother back. It's agreed, the three of us will sleep together tonight. How can he give up halfway."

"Zhilan, don't worry, my old Sha will not let you down."

Watching Monk Sha carry Zhu Bajie back and throw him on the bed.

Lu Buping smiled and clapped his hands in applause: "Lao Sha, well done!"

Zhu Bajie closed his eyes and covered his ears resignedly.The mouth was still screaming "Hum, chirp, chirp".

"Second brother, don't you just sleep together, why are you so nervous?"

"That's right, Second Senior Brother, eating pork is a thing of the past. I don't remember the taste for a long time."

"Me too, I don't even remember what pork tastes like."

Facing the four eyes of Zhilan and Monk Sha, Zhu Bajie was even more wronged.What do they mean?Don't remember the taste of pork, what are you doing looking at my old pig?Could it be, they thought——no!

Although, I am a pig, I must not be slaughtered by others!

(End of this chapter)