i have a date with a hero

Chapter 639
As soon as Lu Buping finished speaking, he heard Taibai Jinxing's roar from outside the door.

"Disciple is guilty, please punish Master!"

I figured it out, the old man only said this to his master, "disciple is guilty, please punish me!" Don't talk about Taishang Laojun, I have heard enough in less than a day.

Tsk tsk tsk, I really don't know how the Taishang Laojun can bear it for thousands of years?Just thinking about that kind of mental torment, Lu Buping felt extremely broken!

Master, are you ashamed to say this?If it weren't for your scourge, the master and apprentice would definitely live in peace and harmony.

Your variable is the root of all contradictions.

Besides, the Taibaijinxing yelling so loudly is not to remind and cover you.You don't appreciate it at all, you are really hard-hearted.

"Old gentleman, please come in!" Lu Buping quickly threw the firewood under the gossip stove, turned and opened the door.He smiled at Taishang Laojun.

"Well, Zhilan," Taishang Laojun glanced at him sideways and said, "You are fine!"

Hearing the praise from Taishang Laojun, Lu Buping was really overjoyed!Yo, I didn't expect that there would be surprises on this trip.Unexpectedly, the Taishang Laojun's first impression of himself has changed!

"Old gentleman, you are too polite! It is Zhilan's honor to help you!"

Although, Lu Buping really doesn't like the name "Zhilan".However, people here only recognize this title.

Forget it, he didn't bother to care about it!After living for 18 years, who doesn't have a nickname?Although a flower is a bit feminine, there are not a few men who like flowers.

Otherwise, how can there be such a thing as "playful"?

Master, this system is ignorant. There is such an explanation for "Hua Xin"?You are absolutely unique in this operation!

Lu Buping accompanied Taishang Laojun with a smiling face, and was about to look back at Taibaijinxing just now.Hearing the sound of the door closing, the sight in front of him was already blocked by the door.

Seeing the two fairies standing guard at the door, they all had the same smiles on their faces.Lu Buping's heart "thumped—" all of a sudden.

what's the situation?Could it be that they saw through my little thoughts!
Thinking of this possibility, the smile on Lu Buping's face grew stronger.It is said that reaching out does not hit a smiling face.I hope this sentence is also applicable to Taishang Laojun here.

Oh, look, what kind of master is this.He even took this sentence as a mantra and a motto.You don't mind being ashamed.The system is ashamed of you.

"Well, old gentleman, I don't know how you plan to punish the old man?"

"Zhilan, this is not something you should worry about," Taishang Laojun flicked the whisk in his hand, and meditated on the spot, "If you are fine, learn to meditate with this deity. This is also my reward for you!"

Hearing Taishang Laojun's words, Lu Buping couldn't laugh or cry even more.What does he mean?Learning to meditate turned out to be a reward for yourself?Hehehe, as long as he asks for this kind of reward, the old man will give it to him every minute.I will treat it as a treasure?

What are you kidding?After finally getting rid of the nine-year compulsory education, he was tortured physically and mentally by the Taishang Laojun.I must be crazy to agree to his inhuman request.

"Well, old gentleman, I appreciate your kindness! Can you—"

"cannot!"

Hearing what Taishang Laojun said, the smile on Lu Buping's face was uglier than crying!

"My lord, learning this kind of thing makes me happy. You have to agree with each other, don't you think?"

"Hmm—" Taishang Laojun, who was chanting with his eyes closed, immediately opened his eyes when he heard Zhilan's words, and squinted at him.

Facing the look of the Taishang Laojun with golden eyes, Lu Buping's smile froze immediately!
no?I came here to inform him.It's okay to be unreasonable, but unexpectedly, he thought of such a vicious method to poison himself.

Woohoo, it's hard to be a good person!
"Old gentleman, can you stop squinting at me like this?"

"Why? How the deity wants to see it is up to you?"

How dare I care about him?I am already burning high incense for not being abused.

Lu Buping smiled wryly and said: "Old gentleman, you misunderstood! I don't care. But if you suffer from squinting, it will be my fault!"

"Hahaha—so Zhilan is thinking about this deity! Should I thank you?"

Taishang Laojun actually wants to thank me?Such a good opportunity must not be missed!
"That—" Lu Buping said with a smile on his face, "Old gentleman, can I make my own choice?"

"Oh? You have your own ideas? Come and hear them?"

As soon as he heard Taishang Laojun, he gave himself a chance to speak.Don't mention how excited Lu Buping is.Success or failure depends on one action, I must cherish it!

Hehehe, master, don't you just want to be lazy and play tricks?Is there any need to find such a lofty excuse?
Is this a trivial matter?You are so free.How boring is it to torment yourself like this?
"Lao Jun, I know you have good intentions. But, I'm really not that good at cultivation!"

"Zhilan, this is your fault! Didn't you know it after trying it? Why, deny yourself so early?"

no?Taishang Laojun still wants to be tough? !Watching him approaching himself.Lu Buping didn't care about the etiquette of seniority and inferiority.Turn around and run away forgetting the door.

As soon as his hands were about to reach the door, suddenly, his waist tightened.no?Taishang Laojun also likes to use this trick.

Alas, as expected of a master and apprentice, their subconscious movements are all exactly the same.

"Zhilan, I don't like cowards."

"Then please let me go, this coward?"

"Oh? Why doesn't this venerable know that Zhilan is a coward?" Taishang Laojun stared at him and said, "Oh, if you are a coward, then there is no such thing as daring in vain. I lost a gourd. You must know where to correct it. wrong?"

Hearing Taishang Laojun's words, Lu Buping couldn't laugh at all.He thought it was over.Unexpectedly, Taishang Laojun was waiting for him here.

Right now this difficulty is not easy to get through.what to do?He anxiously looked in the direction of the door.There are only the same smiling faces of the two fairies.

I'm dying of anxiety, I don't know where Taibaijinxing is now?Now when you need help, is he gone?How can I, a flower demon, fight against Taiqing Daode Tianzun?
Now, the only thing I can do is pretend to be stupid and delay time!

"Well, old gentleman, when did you lose your gourd? Where did you lose it? Why didn't I hear what the old man said?"

Seeing Zhilan's surprised expression, Taishang Laojun sneered.

This flower demon's mouth is really tough!He didn't admit it when he was about to die.I have to let the deity use the trick.

"Here, don't worry! I cast a spell to turn back time. What happened? Just take a look and you'll know. Zhilan, you have to keep your eyes open!"

Hearing this, cold sweat broke out down Lu Buping's spine.Miserable!Back in time, this is the miniature camera that penetrates the heavens.

Now I have nowhere to hide!
Oh, such an important matter, why didn't the old man tell me in advance?Zhilan will be killed by you!
(End of this chapter)