i have a date with a hero

Chapter 590 Self-taught
Soaring through the clouds and riding the fog, everything in the world passes in the blink of an eye.Such behavior is absolutely speeding.Although, this feeling is very strange.However, the uneven road was more shocking.

No way, the steering wheel is in the hands of Monkey King.I can only count as a passenger.You can decide to get in the car, but you can't decide to get out of the car.Don't mention how awkward this passive feeling is.

"My lord, let's go down! I'm a little dizzy."

Master, are you still dizzy after taking a ride?This is too irresistible.Tsk tsk, it's too long to live with just this body!
They had just landed on the ground and hadn't stood still yet.He heard the distant voice of Patriarch Bodhi.

"Where is Wukong?"

"The disciple is here!"

As soon as he saw Sun Wukong, he ran towards Bodhi Patriarch.The road is not straight and pouted, what to pretend?Where is Monkey King, do you still not know?Hmph, it's too much to ask!
Patriarch Bodhi said, "What path have you been practicing?"

Originally, I wanted to follow the path of the past, but when I heard Patriarch Bodhi say this.Immediately turned around and backed away, and found a tree trunk to lean against lazily, with a look of disdain.Don't you just want to whisper to Monkey King?I don't want to hear it yet.

At a glance, Patriarch Bodhi and Monkey King bit their ears again.I don't know what else to say?Unexpectedly, even Teacher Wu didn't know.It seemed that it was really a secret between the two of them.

As for secrets, the more one knows, the sooner one dies.I'm not happy to hear it yet.

Master, why does this system smell so strong of vinegar?Are you jealous of Monkey King?Tsk tsk, you want to be on an equal footing with the real master for a gift?The matter of buying a basket and returning the pearls is not something that Patriarch Bodhi can do.There is no place for you in his eyes.You're so thoughtful, stop early!

Looking at the Monkey King in front of him who "knows one thing and knows a hundred things", he learned the formula and practiced himself. 72 changes, all learned.

It turned out that Sun Wukong was self-taught.Travel thousands of miles to "Lingtai Fangcun Mountain".The biggest gain is the opportunity to bite the ear with Patriarch Bodhi twice.By the way, he also named "Monkey King".

After receiving the formula, learn to practice by yourself.Self-examination, this thing was actually invented by Bodhi Patriarch!As expected of a patriarch level, every move can affect the future of mankind.It's really unconvincing!
Lu Buping accompanied Monkey King and spent three or four years on the "Fangcun Mountain of Lingtai".

One evening, the two of them were playing and fighting in front of Samsung Cave.Suddenly, Patriarch Bodhi came out and said, "Wukong, is it done?"

Sun Wukong thumped and knelt on the ground, kowtowed and said, "Master Duo Meng, Hai En, this disciple has done his homework!"

Looking at the respectful Monkey King, Lu Buping looked disdainful.Patriarch Bodhi is here to take the exam.After the final exam, it is time to face the problem of graduation and employment.Unemployment as soon as graduation, this sentence can also be applied to monkeys.

Otherwise, how could there be such a disturbance in the sky.Entering the workplace for the first time, doesn't it mean that a fledgling is not afraid of tigers.What's more, he is still a monkey with superb abilities, and he is even more arrogant and lawless.

Thinking about the prospects of the monkey after graduation, the road is not smooth.I just stand by and watch the excitement?Still want to participate in it?As far as I am in this state, it is not enough to face monsters, ghosts, heavenly soldiers and generals.Alas, the road ahead is worrying!
Looking at the joyful Monkey King who learned to somersault cloud, Lu Buping just smiled.No way, he couldn't do anything but smile.I really don't know, what did the nameless system ask me to do?

Can't help anything?Could it be that I came too early?Well, there is a possibility.If you want to blame, you have to blame those idiotic men and women for being too difficult.There are so many faithful men and women in the world, why do you have to stare at yourself?
"Alan, let's go, I'll take you home to have a look!"

Before Lu Buping could react, Sun Wukong hastily pulled him.After a somersault, they came to Huaguo Mountain.After eating, drinking and having fun for three days and three nights, they returned to "Fangcun Mountain of Lingtai".

As long as people are capable, they like to show their faces.Monkeys are no exception.One day, they had a talk with all their brothers under the pine tree.

A senior brother jumped out and wanted to test Monkey King.This is exactly what the monkey wants.With a proud face, everyone likes to put it in front of the same kind.Once you have learned your skills, don't show off in front of your seniors.These skills are really for nothing.

Watch Monkey King transform into a pine tree.Faced with the clapping and applause of his seniors, Lu Buping looked at him coldly.What is there to applaud?A tree, such a camouflage, isn't it a tasteless one?

Monkey King, Monkey King, what kind of a character is that, does he need to turn into a stone or a big tree to avoid the enemy?What can be solved with a single stick, do you need to spend more time thinking about it?

I can see that half of these 72 changes are used by Patriarch Bodhi to make up the number. The tasteless taste of "tasteless to eat, but a pity to discard" is better than nothing.

Hmph, he also met Monkey King who is not picky about food.If it were me, I wouldn't be so easy to fool.It's absolutely impossible to send me away casually.

Master, the Bodhi Patriarch probably also noticed that you are picky about fat and thin.Otherwise, how could you directly ignore the existence of your apprentice.Tsk tsk, you've been around for so long, and you haven't even found a sense of existence.Even if it's tasteless, it's not your turn to eat it.

The noise and laughter alarmed Patriarch Bodhi.

"You wait and yell, you don't look like you are practicing!"

The senior brothers said: "To tell the truth, Master, Sun Wukong developed the art of transformation just now. I asked him to transform into a pine tree, and it turned out to be a pine tree. Disciples praise and applaud, I hope you will make amends!"

These brothers deliberately played monkeys, and even found such a good excuse.As expected of a Zen practitioner, he really thinks a lot.In a few words, they picked themselves clean.After all, Sun Wukong loves to show off!
Patriarch Bodhi waved his hand and said, "You wait!"

"Wukong, I ask you what kind of spirit, what kind of pine tree? Let you learn this kung fu and show off in front of others? I don't blame you, let's go!"

Sun Wukong, who was kneeling on the ground, burst into tears and said, "Master, where do you want me to go?"

"Wherever you came from, you will go back!"

Tsk tsk, is this an affectionate drama of parting between master and apprentice?Even if it is, it is Monkey King's one-man show alone.Patriarch Bodhi, with so many disciples, every disciple will cry a lot when he goes down the mountain after learning.Wouldn't it be old eyes dim, old tears.

Monkey King suddenly came to his senses and said, "I came from the Water Curtain Cave of Huaguo Mountain in the Aolai Country of Dongsheng Shenzhou."

As soon as he saw that Patriarch Bodhi was about to speak, he was ready to threaten Monkey King.Lu Buping immediately jumped up, grabbed Monkey King who was on the ground and ran away.

Before leaving, he did not forget to turn his head and smile at Patriarch Bodhi.

"Master, thank you for your care for so many years. Let's say goodbye to all the brothers!"

Patriarch Bodhi was a little anxious when he saw Sun Wukong who was about to leave.I haven't finished my words yet, how can Wukong leave?
Lu Buping turned his head and saw Patriarch Bodhi who was chasing up, and laughed in his heart.Do you know you are in a hurry now?If Sun Wukong makes a big fuss in the sky, report the title of "Bodhi Patriarch".Tsk tsk, you won't be able to run away even if you take off the hat of being an abettor!

(End of this chapter)