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Chapter 482 Special Treatment
Chapter 482 Special Treatment
Don't people often say: "Eat mountains by relying on mountains, and drink water by relying on water"?Liangshan is surrounded by water and mountains, so it is not possible to eat these things, right?
"Master, what kind of festival is this? Why are you eating food that reminds you of bitterness and sweetness?"
"Oh, the road is long, to be honest, we won't even have to eat this in a few days!"
"No way," Lu Buping couldn't believe it, "there are animals on the mountain and fish in the water. Why should there be meat to eat?"
Listening to Liangshan Song Jiang crying, the animals on the mountain were almost eaten up.There is no fish in the water to eat.There is nothing wrong with it, so they eat wild vegetables.
All the elders eating wild vegetables, this scene is just a thought, the road is uneven and I can't bear to look directly at it!No, they have healthy limbs, and it is really unreasonable to eat wild vegetables.
Bandits and robbers don't rob, but keep their own law and order and eat wild vegetables.Are they too kind, or too stupid?
Lu Bu just glanced at Liangshan Song Jiang, these Liangshan heroes have fallen to this point.He, the master of the family, definitely bears the brunt of the crime.
Looking at their aggrieved faces, Lu Buping didn't bother to pay attention.Ask for trouble, suffer for yourself, blame yourself, blame no one!
"Master, I have to say a few words about you," Lu Buping sighed, "How can you say that you are also the leader of the bandits in Liangshan, and you let your brothers eat wild vegetables with you. Talk about it yourself, can this convince the public? .
Besides, you are the most virtuous person on weekdays.Isn't it often said that a gentleman stays away from the kitchen?Hmph, squatting in the kitchen cooking now?Is this what a master, a scholar, or a bandit leader should do? "
Hearing Lu Daochang's rebuke to him, Liang Shan Song Jiang buried his head very low.The tears on his face washed away the sight in front of him again and again.He really doesn't want to turn himself into this, isn't there no way?
Seeing Liangshan and Songjiang whose tears were flowing all the time, Lu Buping became even more angry.I said why these Liangshan heroes like to cry every time.It seems that they were all brought down by this master.
Lu Buping sighed and continued: "Bandits and robbers should have their own appearance and conduct. They don't go down the mountain to rob, but nest in the mountain and eat wild vegetables. If you say this, do you expect others to sympathize with you?"
These words immediately stirred up waves among the grieving brothers.One by one, they rolled up their sleeves, tightened their belts, and prepared to go down the mountain for a big fight.
Seeing the fighting spirit of his brothers, Liang Shan Song Jiang cried even harder.Needless to say, he must have burst into tears.
"Master, if you are grateful, don't say it," Lu Buping patted him on the shoulder and smiled, "Pundao can only help you so far."
Hearing Lu Buping's words, Liang Shan and Song Jiang were heartbroken.Looking at him with tears in her eyes, she bit her lip.
This aggrieved look seemed to burst the embankment at any moment.Lu Buping subconsciously moved away.You can't let the disaster water splash on yourself.
"Speak up if you have something to say, don't get too excited, everyone is looking at you, it's not good to lose your composure!"
I'm a person who can't even fill my stomach. Do I still care about my appearance?
"Lu Daochang, what exactly do you want? I managed to bring my brothers back on the right track and bid farewell to the days of smashing, smashing and robbery. Although life is hard and tiring now, I will definitely not risk my life."
Song Jiangyue of Liangshan said more and more aggrieved: "The beliefs that have been held on with great difficulty, you have destroyed their persistence with a few words! Woohoo - what do you want us to do?"
Facing the weeping Liangshan Song Jiang, Lu Buping was immediately helpless.How can it be so easy to establish the three views of so many people.
Yang Xiong spent nearly seven or eight jars of wine in reshaping the Three Views.With so many people, I really didn't know where to get so much wine for a while.The problem in front of him can only be filled with cakes.
"Painting cakes to satisfy hunger"?Master, did you fool me into changing your coat again?Hmph, changing the soup without changing the medicine, it's the same old routine-it's you who are talking nonsense.
"Master, how can you shed tears for this kind of thing? Don't you just want to do it well?"
Lu Buping patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "People cannot avoid making mistakes in life, and they can grow only through setbacks. Can't you take this as an experience and growth?"
The tears in Liangshan Song Jiang's eyes were not dry yet, and he looked up at the uneven road.This realization shocked him!
"The road is long, is it really possible?"
"Of course, if I say it, do you still doubt it?" Lu Buping smiled, "I'm a robber in the first place, and it's only right and proper to do things like blocking roads and robbery. What can you worry about?"
"Thank you, Road Leader, for pointing out the maze!"
Looking at the brothers with high morale, Liang Shan Song Jiang waved his arms: "Go brothers, elder brother will take you down the mountain to vote!"
Lu Buping drank tea leisurely, watching Liangshan and Song Jiang bring his brothers down the mountain.At this time he suddenly woke up!
Heck, I'm not here to fan the flames.Why did you forget about the business?Alas, Lei Heng was not seen on Liangshan, where could this person go?At present, the best way is to guard the rabbit.
If Lei Heng went up the mountain with his back foot as soon as he left, wouldn't he miss it again.Such erroneous things must never happen to the same person twice.
Master, are you going to curse yourself?Do bad things with good intentions, do you still do less?Accidents, this kind of thing is not your daily routine.
Before I finished my cup of tea, I heard ghosts crying and howling wolves outside.He went out and saw Liangshan Song Jiang leading the brothers running forward with their heads in their arms.A tall and mighty man from behind chased him with a simple knife in his hand.The Liangshan hero was so frightened that he fled around.
Look, there are people with weapons.Some chased after them aggressively, and some were like frightened mice, scurrying around.Why is there such a big gap?Does this have anything to do with their identities?
"Master, what's going on here?" Lu Buping grabbed Liang Shan Song Jiang who was about to fall, "With so many of you, can't you take down a reckless man?"
"The way is long, help! This man is really amazing, and none of us are his opponents."
Hearing this, Lu Buping sighed, and those who left their feelings in Liangshan were just food and drink.Otherwise, how could there be so many people but not one?
"Stop, if a good man has something to say, he can't solve the problem by doing it," Lu Buping stepped forward and said with a smile, "Bandits and bandits also talk about courtesy before fighting. Why are you so angry?"
"Who are you? Hey, why do I feel familiar?"
"Familiar"?Hearing this, Lu Buping also began to carefully look at the reckless man in front of him.This attire looks like someone from the yamen.Oops, this is really easy to come by.For feelings, he is Lei Heng, Lei Dutou.
It is said that he was invited to Liangshan?Lao Shi, you are too good at fooling people, so is this considered please?If so, robbery is also an invitation.Every person who goes up the mountain is invited up.
"Lei Dutou, don't come here unharmed, I'm so polite here!"
When Lei Heng heard that the Taoist knew him, he was even more shocked.
"Dare to ask the elder's name?"
(End of this chapter)
Don't people often say: "Eat mountains by relying on mountains, and drink water by relying on water"?Liangshan is surrounded by water and mountains, so it is not possible to eat these things, right?
"Master, what kind of festival is this? Why are you eating food that reminds you of bitterness and sweetness?"
"Oh, the road is long, to be honest, we won't even have to eat this in a few days!"
"No way," Lu Buping couldn't believe it, "there are animals on the mountain and fish in the water. Why should there be meat to eat?"
Listening to Liangshan Song Jiang crying, the animals on the mountain were almost eaten up.There is no fish in the water to eat.There is nothing wrong with it, so they eat wild vegetables.
All the elders eating wild vegetables, this scene is just a thought, the road is uneven and I can't bear to look directly at it!No, they have healthy limbs, and it is really unreasonable to eat wild vegetables.
Bandits and robbers don't rob, but keep their own law and order and eat wild vegetables.Are they too kind, or too stupid?
Lu Bu just glanced at Liangshan Song Jiang, these Liangshan heroes have fallen to this point.He, the master of the family, definitely bears the brunt of the crime.
Looking at their aggrieved faces, Lu Buping didn't bother to pay attention.Ask for trouble, suffer for yourself, blame yourself, blame no one!
"Master, I have to say a few words about you," Lu Buping sighed, "How can you say that you are also the leader of the bandits in Liangshan, and you let your brothers eat wild vegetables with you. Talk about it yourself, can this convince the public? .
Besides, you are the most virtuous person on weekdays.Isn't it often said that a gentleman stays away from the kitchen?Hmph, squatting in the kitchen cooking now?Is this what a master, a scholar, or a bandit leader should do? "
Hearing Lu Daochang's rebuke to him, Liang Shan Song Jiang buried his head very low.The tears on his face washed away the sight in front of him again and again.He really doesn't want to turn himself into this, isn't there no way?
Seeing Liangshan and Songjiang whose tears were flowing all the time, Lu Buping became even more angry.I said why these Liangshan heroes like to cry every time.It seems that they were all brought down by this master.
Lu Buping sighed and continued: "Bandits and robbers should have their own appearance and conduct. They don't go down the mountain to rob, but nest in the mountain and eat wild vegetables. If you say this, do you expect others to sympathize with you?"
These words immediately stirred up waves among the grieving brothers.One by one, they rolled up their sleeves, tightened their belts, and prepared to go down the mountain for a big fight.
Seeing the fighting spirit of his brothers, Liang Shan Song Jiang cried even harder.Needless to say, he must have burst into tears.
"Master, if you are grateful, don't say it," Lu Buping patted him on the shoulder and smiled, "Pundao can only help you so far."
Hearing Lu Buping's words, Liang Shan and Song Jiang were heartbroken.Looking at him with tears in her eyes, she bit her lip.
This aggrieved look seemed to burst the embankment at any moment.Lu Buping subconsciously moved away.You can't let the disaster water splash on yourself.
"Speak up if you have something to say, don't get too excited, everyone is looking at you, it's not good to lose your composure!"
I'm a person who can't even fill my stomach. Do I still care about my appearance?
"Lu Daochang, what exactly do you want? I managed to bring my brothers back on the right track and bid farewell to the days of smashing, smashing and robbery. Although life is hard and tiring now, I will definitely not risk my life."
Song Jiangyue of Liangshan said more and more aggrieved: "The beliefs that have been held on with great difficulty, you have destroyed their persistence with a few words! Woohoo - what do you want us to do?"
Facing the weeping Liangshan Song Jiang, Lu Buping was immediately helpless.How can it be so easy to establish the three views of so many people.
Yang Xiong spent nearly seven or eight jars of wine in reshaping the Three Views.With so many people, I really didn't know where to get so much wine for a while.The problem in front of him can only be filled with cakes.
"Painting cakes to satisfy hunger"?Master, did you fool me into changing your coat again?Hmph, changing the soup without changing the medicine, it's the same old routine-it's you who are talking nonsense.
"Master, how can you shed tears for this kind of thing? Don't you just want to do it well?"
Lu Buping patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "People cannot avoid making mistakes in life, and they can grow only through setbacks. Can't you take this as an experience and growth?"
The tears in Liangshan Song Jiang's eyes were not dry yet, and he looked up at the uneven road.This realization shocked him!
"The road is long, is it really possible?"
"Of course, if I say it, do you still doubt it?" Lu Buping smiled, "I'm a robber in the first place, and it's only right and proper to do things like blocking roads and robbery. What can you worry about?"
"Thank you, Road Leader, for pointing out the maze!"
Looking at the brothers with high morale, Liang Shan Song Jiang waved his arms: "Go brothers, elder brother will take you down the mountain to vote!"
Lu Buping drank tea leisurely, watching Liangshan and Song Jiang bring his brothers down the mountain.At this time he suddenly woke up!
Heck, I'm not here to fan the flames.Why did you forget about the business?Alas, Lei Heng was not seen on Liangshan, where could this person go?At present, the best way is to guard the rabbit.
If Lei Heng went up the mountain with his back foot as soon as he left, wouldn't he miss it again.Such erroneous things must never happen to the same person twice.
Master, are you going to curse yourself?Do bad things with good intentions, do you still do less?Accidents, this kind of thing is not your daily routine.
Before I finished my cup of tea, I heard ghosts crying and howling wolves outside.He went out and saw Liangshan Song Jiang leading the brothers running forward with their heads in their arms.A tall and mighty man from behind chased him with a simple knife in his hand.The Liangshan hero was so frightened that he fled around.
Look, there are people with weapons.Some chased after them aggressively, and some were like frightened mice, scurrying around.Why is there such a big gap?Does this have anything to do with their identities?
"Master, what's going on here?" Lu Buping grabbed Liang Shan Song Jiang who was about to fall, "With so many of you, can't you take down a reckless man?"
"The way is long, help! This man is really amazing, and none of us are his opponents."
Hearing this, Lu Buping sighed, and those who left their feelings in Liangshan were just food and drink.Otherwise, how could there be so many people but not one?
"Stop, if a good man has something to say, he can't solve the problem by doing it," Lu Buping stepped forward and said with a smile, "Bandits and bandits also talk about courtesy before fighting. Why are you so angry?"
"Who are you? Hey, why do I feel familiar?"
"Familiar"?Hearing this, Lu Buping also began to carefully look at the reckless man in front of him.This attire looks like someone from the yamen.Oops, this is really easy to come by.For feelings, he is Lei Heng, Lei Dutou.
It is said that he was invited to Liangshan?Lao Shi, you are too good at fooling people, so is this considered please?If so, robbery is also an invitation.Every person who goes up the mountain is invited up.
"Lei Dutou, don't come here unharmed, I'm so polite here!"
When Lei Heng heard that the Taoist knew him, he was even more shocked.
"Dare to ask the elder's name?"
(End of this chapter)
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