i have a date with a hero

Chapter 268 Kicked Out
Isn't it just a drink of water, what's there to see?Facing the gazes of these people, Lu Buping was speechless.

"What do you see me doing? I'm thirsty, can't I drink water?"

Dwarf Tiger Wang Ying kindly reminded: "Master Daoist, you just drank my elder brother's water. What should elder brother drink?"

"What's the problem? His water can't be drunk?" Lu Buping looked at the fuss of these people and was very puzzled. A glass of plain water is so nervous, what's the matter?Knowing that some bandits are stingy, they don't even have to count on drinking water, do they?

Zheng Tianshou, the white-faced lord, sighed deeply: "Master Daoist, this is not ordinary water."

Zheng Tianshou talked about the origin of the water: Jinmaohu Yanshun, every day before the sun comes out, gets up, climbs up the mountain, and collects dewdrops from bamboo forests, lotus leaves, and various flowers.Accumulated, this is the water he needs to drink in a day.

After hearing this, Lu Buping was speechless.What kind of eccentricity is this brocade-haired tiger Yanshun, a bandit also plays petty bourgeoisie?Dew, there is no drinking water with more bacteria than this.The water from which all kinds of flowers and plants have been bathed is still regarded as a treasure?
I really don't know if I don't dig, Yanshun still has this habit?Only this woman can play tricks, how could he be addicted?Thinking of Song Jiang again, he pooh-pooh-pooh.If time could be turned back, he would never drink this disgusting thing again.

"That King Yan, as the saying goes, 'Whoever doesn't know is innocent'." Lu Buping said with a smile on his face, "Can you pretend that you didn't see it?"

"Daozhang, do you think I, Yanshun, have blind eyes and turn a blind eye?"

Why this Yanshun couldn't help being teasing, he was serious after seeing a joke.How to do it?Song Jiang, it's all because of—Song Jiang, how could I forget him and me.Holding the river and lake idol of the Water Margin in his hand, can't he worry about his fans?
"King Yan, poor Taoist, what can I do if I drink your water?" Lu Buping immediately straightened his back, arrogantly, and he was almost the same as the villain who was fawning on him just now.

The three great kings were immediately dumbfounded.Daoist, what are you trying to do?Do you want to do something?
"Song Jiang, if you want to buy me a cup of tea, the poor will have to depend on your mood. You are a small place, I can come to give you face."

Zheng Tianshou looked at Yanshun and Wang Ying stunned, and he stood up immediately.Anyway, they are also bandits from Qingfeng Mountain, how can a Taoist priest be calmed down with just one word.If this gets out, it will be a big shame.

"Master Daoist, you have nothing to prove. Who wouldn't say big things? Who can prove that your words are true or false?"

Lu Buping looked at Zheng Tianshou, a bandit leader, and pretended to hold a fan, neither fish nor fowl.You suspect that I keep saying "you" in one mouthful, isn't that deliberately leaving a step down for myself?

Hmph, I showed timidity when I opened my mouth, and you, a small supporting role, are still putting on airs with me.

Master, don't talk about it, you can do it, you are the best.You are the big brother in the flicker!

"You are also talking without proof, what proof do you have that what I said is not true?" Lu Buping sneered, assuming who doesn't know how to play from elementary school to adulthood, okay?

"Besides, I came here to inquire about Song Jiang's news, so I can see that you are some moral heroes. If it were two people, they would not go if they would bring eight big sedan chairs to invite poor Taoists."

No way, master, eight lifts of a big sedan chair is the rhythm of marriage.Tsk tsk, I really don't know what you're thinking, you can say this without going through your brain.

Seeing the disdainful Lu Buping, Zheng Tianshou was also dumbfounded.He was not sure, otherwise, he would not be so polite.Offending Song Jiang is a violation of morality.This Taoist priest who has a relationship with Song Jiang cannot be offended.

Yanshun looked at the two silent brothers, smiled awkwardly, and walked down to Lu Buping.

"Master Dao, it's not that the whole family doesn't stay in the same house. You see, we don't know each other." Yanshun sighed, "When I heard that Brother Gongming had an accident, I felt very upset and didn't know. What happened to brother Gongming?"

This Yanshun is quite knowledgeable about current affairs.Shun is from chant.In his heart and eyes, he is brother Gongming, so he must follow Song Jiang.

"King Yan, is it interesting for us to stand here and chat?" Lu Buping pouted.

"Two brothers, hurry up and prepare some wine and good food, and clean up the dust for the Taoist priest."

Not to mention, after walking such a long mountain road, I am really hungry.This Yanshun is quite interesting.

Looking at the sumptuous food and wine, Lu Buping was regarded as the honored guest.As a human being, you really can't blindly lose your smile.Playing a bully once in a while feels good and pays off.

Just about to start, a little guy came to report.An embarrassing man named Zhang San came down from the mountain, and he was caught, and asked the king to have a look.

"Didn't you see that the Taoist priest is being invited to a banquet? What are you looking at, just pull it out and chop it!" Wang Ying immediately stood up and waved his hands.

This Wang Ying didn't say anything just now, he was looking for a sense of presence and showing off in front of me.Alas, this time he was destined to be disappointed.There is no way, flattering can also distinguish between primary and secondary, to understand the truth.

Blind flattery, the consequences are very embarrassing.

Alas, Zhang San, you are a back-to-back man!Song Jiang is determined to ask Zhang San to take the blame.Don't look at the pot on other people's backs, can't count them?It's your turn to estimate the next century, let me help.

"Wait a minute, King Yan," Lu Buping deliberately closed his eyes and pinched his fingers, "Poverty Dao, as expected, this is a distinguished guest you have been looking forward to for a long time."

"Please hurry up!" Jinmaohu Yanshun roared, and short-legged tiger Wang Ying immediately retreated into the crowd with an embarrassed smile.

Seeing the person brought up, Lu Buping smiled.I just said that Song Jiang's short stature couldn't run so fast.Sure enough, it was right behind me as expected.

Song Jiang, who was panicked, didn't know what was wrong, but when he looked up, he saw the uneven road, and he was surprised and happy.

"Master, why are you here?"

I'm here, don't you know?Not to wait for you!

"Song Jiang, when did you change your name to Zhang San? Poor Dao, why don't you know?"

Wang Ying rushed to Song Jiang's feet: "Oh, I didn't know it was Brother Gongming. I almost ruined my morality."

The second king, the dwarf tiger Wang Ying, is really restless.Your King Yan hasn't spoken yet, why join in the fun.

Faced with such a warm hug, Song Jiang also smiled awkwardly: "I am Song Jiang from the Qian Ya Department in Yuncheng County, and I haven't asked a few good names yet."

Yanshun Wang Ying and Zheng Tianshou introduced them one by one, watching the four of them get together to drink and eat meat.Lu Buping felt uncomfortable again.If I ask, Song Jiang hasn't answered yet?Just with the three of them, they formed a table, and the fight was fierce.

Although, was regarded as the honored guest.Why do I feel that he is just a respected spectator.

"Song Yasi", a Yasi, talks about it every day, how much does he want to be an official?Tsk tsk, he made a good plan to let his fans contribute to fulfill his dream of being an official.But, what can we do in the end?Before his butt was hot, he was kicked out by the court.

The saying "If you want to be an official, kill and set fire, and be recruited" is absolutely true.Liu Bang, a pavilion chief, rose up and succeeded.Liu Bei can conquer the world even if he sells straw sandals.Zhu Yuanzhang established the Ming Dynasty with a single monk.

There were ancients before, and those who came after.Why did you, Song Jiang, fail?I can't say which one of Liu Bang's Sishui pavilion chief and Song Yasi's is a big official and a small one.

But, anyway, you are also a Song Yasi, lying on the ground at home, holding money in your hand.There are also a large group of fans who have never met face to face supporting you.Why is it better than Liu Bei who sells straw sandals and Zhu Yuanzhang who begs for food?
You didn't succeed?This should find the reason from itself.

Alas, I can only blame Song Jiang's ambition for being too small, what kind of official is he?This ability directly overthrows the Northern Song Dynasty, and it is more than enough to be the emperor himself.That is the biggest official in the world.

I can see that setting too small a goal is doomed to failure.

Master, others eat meat and drink, but you have a big brain.I can play so well with my own brain supplement, and I have to admire this system.

"Setting too small a goal is doomed to failure", so what should you say if you don't even have a goal?Is there no goal without failure?
(End of this chapter)