i have a date with a hero
Chapter 251 Three Drunkards
Chapter 251 A Drunkard
"Erlang, I didn't listen to your words on this journey, is there something on your mind?" Lu Buping said with a smile, "Poverty, traveling all over the world has seen a lot of knowledge, and he still has the ability to help people solve problems and troubles."
Master, can you stop talking nonsense, and don't mislead your disciples.Even if you don't like it, you can't lead it all the way?Don't you know what your troubles are?To solve it for others, you should solve it yourself first, right?This way everyone is happy and no one is troubled.
Wu Song sighed with his head down, and suddenly raised his head to look at the uneven road.Thinking of the love and admiration Chai Daoist has for the Taoist priest, this may really become the choice and hope he has to believe in.
"Master Daoist, you have high morals and high prestige, so you must help me."
I want to help you, but I have to know something, how can I help?Lu Buping was also helpless, and he said a few more words, which turned out to be a life-saving straw in Wu Song's hands.
Bah, self-deprecating is not so sarcasm.Why did I become a straw, the elixir is almost the same.
Master, is there any difference between grass jelly and straw?To put it bluntly, it is still a grass.As for haggling?
"Erlang, don't worry, tell me, tell me, and I will know how to help you."
"Master Dao, it's not that Erlang doesn't want to go home, it's just that he feels bitter and doesn't have the face to see his father, fellow villagers, and my brother."
I heard Wu Song tell about all the unfair treatment he suffered.The road is uneven but he doesn't take it seriously.No matter how unlucky you are, it can't be an excuse to spend more than a year in Chai Jin's house.
In the final analysis, Wu Song is a selfish person who has nothing to do with himself.As long as his interests are violated, he will be furious and counterattack crazily.
"Erlang, Pindao can understand your mood." Lu Buping closed his eyes and counted, "You will have a good fortune if you go here. You don't need to worry too much."
"Daoist, do you mean that I will go back to my hometown?"
Seeing Wu Song was very happy and excited.Lu Buping sighed, alas, it's all about fame and fortune.
Seeing that it was getting dark, they came to the boundary of Yanggu County.There is a restaurant on the side of the road, under the guise of "three bowls but no hill".It seems that this is a good place for a drink.
Lao Shi insisted on Wu Song drinking and beating tigers.How could this drama be missed?
"Master Dao, it's getting late, let's come down and drink a bowl of wine and have a rest."
"Well, Pindao has exactly that intention!"
When others dismount and drink, it is a rest.When you Wu Song finished drinking, it was time to start work.There is no way to be strong and cowardly. If you don't let you use the strength of wine, how can you defeat the tiger?Besides, who is a normal person who has nothing to do with fighting with a tiger?
I understand Lao Shi's good intentions.Normal people, if they want to do abnormal things, they can only do it in an abnormal state.Getting drunk is the best and only option right now.
Master, isn't it just Wu Song drinking a bowl of wine, what are you talking about?Chirping, what is this head thinking about all day long?Don't force this system, I will give you a craniotomy and clean up!
"Little Er, bring the wine!"
Seeing Wu Song's posture, tsk tsk, another drunken ghost.It is estimated that drinking alone can fill his stomach.I can't just watch him drink?This Wu Song only wants wine when he enters the door. Sure enough, he is the only one in his eyes, which is selfish enough.
"Second brother, bring me some delicious dishes."
"Okay, Daoist, the beef in our restaurant is very famous, would you like two plates—"
Lu Buping was puzzled when he heard the voice, why is it so familiar?When he turned his head and saw Zhu Gui who was stunned in place, he immediately smiled. "Where do we not meet each other in life?" But I didn't expect to meet him here.Definitely a pleasant surprise!
Zhu Gui feels bitter, he even opened the hotel to such a remote place.Daoist, why are you here again?As expected of a real person, he can pinch and count, and he can even predict the location of his own shop.Alas, the business that just opened the door, spend money before making money.I don't know how much money it will take this time to settle it.
"Really, you are such a rare visitor!"
"Shopkeeper Zhu, it's unexpected that we can still meet here."
"Really, you gave Xiao a surprise."
Seeing Zhu Gui's forced smile, he couldn't help frowning.Isn't this smile too forced?
Master, please be content.Every time he saw you, he had to cut his flesh, but he ran away without turning his head.It's definitely doing you a favor.
"Shopkeeper Zhu, your business is not bad. Later, Pindao will come to you again and talk about money."
Zhu Gui took the food and wine with full weight and placed them in front of Lu Buping.When he heard him talk about money, his hands trembled and almost knocked over the beef.
Seeing Zhu Gui trembling, Lu Buping quickly caught him.This Zhu Gui is really desperate for money, he is so tired that he won't rest for a while.
"Shopkeeper Zhu, go and rest, I don't need to wait here."
"My lord, take your time!" Zhu Gui already understood in his heart.Hearing Lu Zhenren mentioned money, his hands still trembled uncontrollably.
Alas, there is no escape.I didn't even think about running away.Real man, let me rest, just go to the counter to count the money.Fortunately, I left 2000 taels for the big boss last time.Otherwise, you will have to pay a loss at the end of the month.
Lu Buping had just finished speaking with Zhu Gui, when he turned to look at Wu Song, he had already finished a jar of wine.Didn't it say "three bowls don't pass the hill", how many bowls are in this jar?Seeing Wu Song who stood up staggeringly and walked out, he made a silly face.
what to do?Wu Song is too drunk, can he still beat the tiger?
Wu Song bumped his head against the door, furiously furious.
"Good dogs don't block the way, you don't have eyes? Get out of the way!"
"Bang bang—" Wu Song stiffened his head and bumped it twice again.
"Get out of the way, do you hear me, please fight!"
Looking at Wu Song who was arguing at the door, he was completely speechless.How drunk is this, to be able to see the wooden door as a person.He was just about to step forward to persuade him.Wu Song picked up the whistle stick on his body, cracked and swung it, and finally knocked down the door of the house.
Alas, I figured out why I should stay away from drunks.It's completely unreasonable, unreasonable, and unreasonable.
Zhu Gui, who was counting money at the side, was dumbfounded. Does the Taoist chief think that my movements are too slow?I also want to count clearly?Why can't we just wait?So bullying.
Looking back to see Zhu Gui who was stunned, Lu Buping smiled wryly: "Shopkeeper Zhu, don't mind, this door is mine. Once he is drunk, he will be virtuous. Don't take offense!"
"Really, it's okay. I've wanted to change this door for a long time. Thank you, brother, for your kindness. I'll give you the wages." Zhu Gui tried his best to smile, and held an envelope to Lu Buping, "Be careful , not a respect, real people please accept it.”
"Shopkeeper Zhu, are you being too polite? Haven't we made it clear about the money between us?"
"Really, can we talk about it another day, I really don't want to hear it now." Zhu Gui felt bitter when he heard this, he really wanted two copies.Also let no one live, don't leave me a way to survive, who will you kill next time?
"Forget it, this account will not be settled for a while, so you pack some beef quickly. Pindao will take it with you on the way."
When he heard that he wanted to leave, Zhu Gui was completely relieved.Immediately wrapped the beef and put it in Lu Buping's hands.
Seeing Wu Song who stumbled and got up, he swung his whistle and wanted to go out again.I don't know, what is this drunk going to do again?That's enough to worry about.
Lu Buping chased after him, only to remember that he hadn't paid for the food and drinks.
He turned his head and shouted at Zhu Gui who was standing at the door: "Master Zhu, the matter of money, I will settle the matter with you when I get back."
Master, you are familiar with this, did you go through with it?Pull wool, stick to a sheep, and don't be afraid to slap others bald.What a disaster to meet you!
"Ah? Still counting, my lord, you are still not satisfied with cutting the bills. I really don't know how to count," Zhu Gui sighed, looking at the newly decorated hotel.If you continue to do this, you will definitely lose money.
Zhu Gui made up his mind to deliver wine and food to old customers from door to door, and sell them as long as they give money.He sold the hotel cheaply, packed up his bedding, rode a fast horse and left overnight.
(End of this chapter)
"Erlang, I didn't listen to your words on this journey, is there something on your mind?" Lu Buping said with a smile, "Poverty, traveling all over the world has seen a lot of knowledge, and he still has the ability to help people solve problems and troubles."
Master, can you stop talking nonsense, and don't mislead your disciples.Even if you don't like it, you can't lead it all the way?Don't you know what your troubles are?To solve it for others, you should solve it yourself first, right?This way everyone is happy and no one is troubled.
Wu Song sighed with his head down, and suddenly raised his head to look at the uneven road.Thinking of the love and admiration Chai Daoist has for the Taoist priest, this may really become the choice and hope he has to believe in.
"Master Daoist, you have high morals and high prestige, so you must help me."
I want to help you, but I have to know something, how can I help?Lu Buping was also helpless, and he said a few more words, which turned out to be a life-saving straw in Wu Song's hands.
Bah, self-deprecating is not so sarcasm.Why did I become a straw, the elixir is almost the same.
Master, is there any difference between grass jelly and straw?To put it bluntly, it is still a grass.As for haggling?
"Erlang, don't worry, tell me, tell me, and I will know how to help you."
"Master Dao, it's not that Erlang doesn't want to go home, it's just that he feels bitter and doesn't have the face to see his father, fellow villagers, and my brother."
I heard Wu Song tell about all the unfair treatment he suffered.The road is uneven but he doesn't take it seriously.No matter how unlucky you are, it can't be an excuse to spend more than a year in Chai Jin's house.
In the final analysis, Wu Song is a selfish person who has nothing to do with himself.As long as his interests are violated, he will be furious and counterattack crazily.
"Erlang, Pindao can understand your mood." Lu Buping closed his eyes and counted, "You will have a good fortune if you go here. You don't need to worry too much."
"Daoist, do you mean that I will go back to my hometown?"
Seeing Wu Song was very happy and excited.Lu Buping sighed, alas, it's all about fame and fortune.
Seeing that it was getting dark, they came to the boundary of Yanggu County.There is a restaurant on the side of the road, under the guise of "three bowls but no hill".It seems that this is a good place for a drink.
Lao Shi insisted on Wu Song drinking and beating tigers.How could this drama be missed?
"Master Dao, it's getting late, let's come down and drink a bowl of wine and have a rest."
"Well, Pindao has exactly that intention!"
When others dismount and drink, it is a rest.When you Wu Song finished drinking, it was time to start work.There is no way to be strong and cowardly. If you don't let you use the strength of wine, how can you defeat the tiger?Besides, who is a normal person who has nothing to do with fighting with a tiger?
I understand Lao Shi's good intentions.Normal people, if they want to do abnormal things, they can only do it in an abnormal state.Getting drunk is the best and only option right now.
Master, isn't it just Wu Song drinking a bowl of wine, what are you talking about?Chirping, what is this head thinking about all day long?Don't force this system, I will give you a craniotomy and clean up!
"Little Er, bring the wine!"
Seeing Wu Song's posture, tsk tsk, another drunken ghost.It is estimated that drinking alone can fill his stomach.I can't just watch him drink?This Wu Song only wants wine when he enters the door. Sure enough, he is the only one in his eyes, which is selfish enough.
"Second brother, bring me some delicious dishes."
"Okay, Daoist, the beef in our restaurant is very famous, would you like two plates—"
Lu Buping was puzzled when he heard the voice, why is it so familiar?When he turned his head and saw Zhu Gui who was stunned in place, he immediately smiled. "Where do we not meet each other in life?" But I didn't expect to meet him here.Definitely a pleasant surprise!
Zhu Gui feels bitter, he even opened the hotel to such a remote place.Daoist, why are you here again?As expected of a real person, he can pinch and count, and he can even predict the location of his own shop.Alas, the business that just opened the door, spend money before making money.I don't know how much money it will take this time to settle it.
"Really, you are such a rare visitor!"
"Shopkeeper Zhu, it's unexpected that we can still meet here."
"Really, you gave Xiao a surprise."
Seeing Zhu Gui's forced smile, he couldn't help frowning.Isn't this smile too forced?
Master, please be content.Every time he saw you, he had to cut his flesh, but he ran away without turning his head.It's definitely doing you a favor.
"Shopkeeper Zhu, your business is not bad. Later, Pindao will come to you again and talk about money."
Zhu Gui took the food and wine with full weight and placed them in front of Lu Buping.When he heard him talk about money, his hands trembled and almost knocked over the beef.
Seeing Zhu Gui trembling, Lu Buping quickly caught him.This Zhu Gui is really desperate for money, he is so tired that he won't rest for a while.
"Shopkeeper Zhu, go and rest, I don't need to wait here."
"My lord, take your time!" Zhu Gui already understood in his heart.Hearing Lu Zhenren mentioned money, his hands still trembled uncontrollably.
Alas, there is no escape.I didn't even think about running away.Real man, let me rest, just go to the counter to count the money.Fortunately, I left 2000 taels for the big boss last time.Otherwise, you will have to pay a loss at the end of the month.
Lu Buping had just finished speaking with Zhu Gui, when he turned to look at Wu Song, he had already finished a jar of wine.Didn't it say "three bowls don't pass the hill", how many bowls are in this jar?Seeing Wu Song who stood up staggeringly and walked out, he made a silly face.
what to do?Wu Song is too drunk, can he still beat the tiger?
Wu Song bumped his head against the door, furiously furious.
"Good dogs don't block the way, you don't have eyes? Get out of the way!"
"Bang bang—" Wu Song stiffened his head and bumped it twice again.
"Get out of the way, do you hear me, please fight!"
Looking at Wu Song who was arguing at the door, he was completely speechless.How drunk is this, to be able to see the wooden door as a person.He was just about to step forward to persuade him.Wu Song picked up the whistle stick on his body, cracked and swung it, and finally knocked down the door of the house.
Alas, I figured out why I should stay away from drunks.It's completely unreasonable, unreasonable, and unreasonable.
Zhu Gui, who was counting money at the side, was dumbfounded. Does the Taoist chief think that my movements are too slow?I also want to count clearly?Why can't we just wait?So bullying.
Looking back to see Zhu Gui who was stunned, Lu Buping smiled wryly: "Shopkeeper Zhu, don't mind, this door is mine. Once he is drunk, he will be virtuous. Don't take offense!"
"Really, it's okay. I've wanted to change this door for a long time. Thank you, brother, for your kindness. I'll give you the wages." Zhu Gui tried his best to smile, and held an envelope to Lu Buping, "Be careful , not a respect, real people please accept it.”
"Shopkeeper Zhu, are you being too polite? Haven't we made it clear about the money between us?"
"Really, can we talk about it another day, I really don't want to hear it now." Zhu Gui felt bitter when he heard this, he really wanted two copies.Also let no one live, don't leave me a way to survive, who will you kill next time?
"Forget it, this account will not be settled for a while, so you pack some beef quickly. Pindao will take it with you on the way."
When he heard that he wanted to leave, Zhu Gui was completely relieved.Immediately wrapped the beef and put it in Lu Buping's hands.
Seeing Wu Song who stumbled and got up, he swung his whistle and wanted to go out again.I don't know, what is this drunk going to do again?That's enough to worry about.
Lu Buping chased after him, only to remember that he hadn't paid for the food and drinks.
He turned his head and shouted at Zhu Gui who was standing at the door: "Master Zhu, the matter of money, I will settle the matter with you when I get back."
Master, you are familiar with this, did you go through with it?Pull wool, stick to a sheep, and don't be afraid to slap others bald.What a disaster to meet you!
"Ah? Still counting, my lord, you are still not satisfied with cutting the bills. I really don't know how to count," Zhu Gui sighed, looking at the newly decorated hotel.If you continue to do this, you will definitely lose money.
Zhu Gui made up his mind to deliver wine and food to old customers from door to door, and sell them as long as they give money.He sold the hotel cheaply, packed up his bedding, rode a fast horse and left overnight.
(End of this chapter)
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