i have a date with a hero

Chapter 249 Too Clingy
Master, your face can only be compared with Song Jiang's, so you have the nerve to show it?There is no hope, this person is completely hopeless.

"Erlang, Pindao has heard of your name a long time ago. When I saw you today, I am really extraordinary."

Lu Buping was sandwiched between the two of them, talking to Wu Song with one side of his body.He blocked the already short Song Jiang behind him tightly.Song Jiang, can you still talk to me like this?
"The Taoist leader is too famous, Erlang is ashamed to be that."

"Is your diarrhea cured? Can Pindao get you some medicine to ensure that the medicine will cure you soon."

"Thank you for your kindness. I have recovered."

This Wu Song didn't say he wanted to find your brother, and didn't leave until he recovered.It seems that there is no travel expenses, no clothes, and I am afraid that seeing my brother will lose face.My nephew Chai Jin has to worry about these things.

One by one, they eat others, drink others, and live in others.I don't ask you to know how to repay your kindness, and you can't repay your kindness to drive people to the Liangshan Mountains, and end up with ruined families.These uneasy guys must be on guard.

Alas, who told Chai Jin to be my nephew, of course the uncle has to plan for him.This worrying day has just begun.

"Erlang is doing well, should I go to your elder brother Wu Dalang?" Lu Buping looked at the stunned Wu Song and said with a smile, "Tomorrow, I'm also planning to go to Qinghe County for a visit, and we just drop by, so we can take care of him." .

Jiro, that's it.We set off early tomorrow morning.You guys chat slowly, I'll go talk to that brat Chai Jin. "

Wu Song was stunned seeing the uneven road ahead.He didn't say to leave now, but the priest clapped his hands to make a decision.

"Brother Gongming, what is the origin of this way? You are so majestic at such a young age."

"Brother Erlang, I don't know too well. I just heard Mr. Chai calling him uncle, so he must be a relative."

"Uncle," Wu Song wondered, "I haven't heard of it in the Jianghu. Does Chai Daguan have an uncle? This uncle is too young."

"Only Officer Chai knows this. I don't know."

Chai Jin waited for a long time, but when his uncle came back, he immediately ordered someone to look for him.He hasn't had a good conversation with his uncle yet.

"Uncle, uncle—"

"Old man, old man—"

Hearing this call, Lu Buping was speechless.As soon as I walked away for a while, I messed up.Can this work?People in their thirties, why are they still so clingy?It's really confusing.

"Don't look for it, I'm right here."

As soon as he saw Lu Buping coming out, Chai Jin rushed over and hugged him.

"Uncle, I thought you left me again and ran away?"

"How come, if I leave, I will definitely tell you in advance. Don't worry, let's go, let's continue to eat and drink."

Seeing Chai Jin who was lying on the table sound asleep, Lu Buping was completely relieved.Finally got him drunk, and I can take a break too.

"Come here, carry Chai Jin into the room."

"Yes, old man."

"Stop, wait a minute." Lu Buping frowned, although he didn't mind being told his age.However, it sounds really awkward to be able to call him "Old Man".

"Why do you call me 'Old Man'? What does it mean?" He couldn't find any positive reasons other than cursing me to grow old and die soon.

"Go back to the old man, this is the order of the high official. He said that whether you recognize it or not, you are the only uncle in his heart. Therefore, according to the requirements, we all respect you as 'the old man'."

"Okay, let's go down." How could this Chai Jin be so obsessed with me.I didn't do anything to him either?Forget it or not, he probably couldn't explain it clearly himself.What am I trying to do?
Dragging this physically and mentally exhausted body.Lu Buping fell asleep as soon as he touched the bed.It was exhausting.

Dazed in the middle of the road, he rolled over and overwhelmed something, and he sat up suddenly with a start.But he saw Chai Jin lying on the head of his bed, soundly asleep.

I'll go, when did this guy come here?Could it be sleepwalking?Why haven't I heard that sleepwalking still has purpose?

"Chai Jin, Chai Jin, wake up, it's time to get up!"

Lu Buping kept shaking and shouting his name, but there was no response for a long time.Alas, it was a hell of a sleep.It seems that we have to use other tricks.

"Chai Jin, your uncle has escaped!"

"Then, where are you going? Chase chasing—" Chai Jin sat up suddenly, very anxious, shook his head, and grinned when he saw Lu Buping sitting opposite him.

"Uncle, you are kidding me."

"Aren't you going to chase after him? Go after him?" What is this Chai Jin thinking?Chasing, chasing, what do you think of me?There is another thing about chasing a girlfriend, what is it called chasing an uncle?Oh, it really confuses me.

"Uncle, I will wait for you to wash up."

Seeing Chai Jin's scruffy appearance and still serving him, Lu Buping looked at him and curled his lips.

"Clean yourself up first, you don't have to worry about my affairs."

"Uncle, what you are teaching is that this is a Taoist robe that was made last night. You can try it later to see if it fits."

"Okay, I get it," Lu Buping waved his hands without getting bored, "I don't want a nephew who can't go out with me."

"Uncle, the lesson is, I'm going to wash up now." Chai Jin turned and ran away after speaking.

Lu Buping also heaved a sigh of relief, I can't give Chai Jin a good face.The province sticks to me all day long, so tired.He just took off his shirt and wanted to change clothes.When he looked up, he saw Chai Jin standing at the door.

"Chai Jin, why are you back?"

"Uncle, I didn't mean to peek at you changing clothes," Chai Jin smiled and showed his head, "The living room has prepared meals, and I'm just waiting for you to come, Uncle!"

"You brat!" Lu Buping grabbed the clothes he had taken off and threw them towards the door forcefully.Seeing Chai Jin, who had long since disappeared, he really couldn't laugh or cry.

Who are these people in Water Margin?It seems that they were all led astray by Song Jiang.

Master, if you think about it all day long, stop wronging the innocent, okay?How can you figure out so much in one sentence?If you go on like this, Shuihu Liangshan will be renamed "Brokeback Mountain" directly.Alas, in the final analysis, it is still a problem of brain nerves. Brainwashing only treats the symptoms but not the root cause.

Lu Buping was so angry that he grabbed a pot of tea and drank it all in one gulp.He washed his face indiscriminately.Looking at the three sets of Taoist robes on the hanger, in three colors, the workmanship and fabric are definitely the best.

Alas, a Taoist priest can dress so gorgeously, and I am too comfortable to be a Taoist priest.The only bad thing is that there is an extra big nephew who is out of tune.Forget it, it's just a mission, so why take it seriously.

Thinking of Wu Song and Song Jiang, Lu Buping couldn't care less about getting angry.Don't let Song Jiang pollute Wu Song. Beating a woman is domestic violence.Killing a woman is even more heinous.

Besides, "the eldest sister-in-law is like a mother", how ruthless is the person who can kill his own mother!
He rushed to the living room in a hurry, but saw Chai Jin greeted him with a smiling face.Looking around, except for the waiters, there was no figure of Wu Song and Song Jiang.

"Uncle, you are here, please take a seat."

"Song Jiang and Wu Song, why didn't they come?" Lu Buping wondered, "Did you forget to invite them?"

"Uncle, our uncle and nephew, it's hard for us to have a meal. Why do you have two outsiders here?" Chai Jin said, frowning, "What kind of friend is that Song Jiang? Isn't it through two letters?" letter only.

Besides, the letter was returned by the housekeeper.I don't even remember what I wrote? "

Hearing Chai Jin's complaint, Lu Buping couldn't laugh or cry.Tsk tsk, Song Jiang, you have today too.It seems that I am not the only one who hates you.

"Song Jiang, it doesn't matter, but you have to find Wu Song, right? I have lived in your house for a year. Is this always a good friend?"

(End of this chapter)