i have a date with a hero

Chapter 168 He's Drunk
Seeing this scene, Lu Buping was completely stunned.No way, Brother Lu is going to dry up this barrel of wine?Although the alcohol content in ancient times was low, it could not withstand the large amount.

"Brother Lu, stop doing it," Lu Buping said anxiously, "I won't steal your wine."

Lu Zhishen turned a deaf ear to Lu Buping's words, and poured them into his mouth continuously.This frightened Lu Buping.

"Brother Lu, don't do this, it will be dangerous."

Lu Buping was anxious and stunned, so he couldn't help at all.He has to admit that those who know martial arts are awesome, and he can make himself useless with one hand.

It wasn't until the barrel of wine was finished that Lu Zhishen let go of the unevenness of the road, threw away the barrel in his hand, and laughed.

"Brother Lu, the wine has already entered Sa's stomach, come and get it if you can."

Seeing Lu Zhishen slap his round belly, he staggered and walked towards him with a smirk.Whatever you're afraid of, it's all right now, brother Lu is completely drunk.

"Brother Lu, please sit down," Lu Buping stepped forward to support Lu Zhishen and said, "You are drunk."

"Well, how can a barrel of wine knock down Sajia, Brother Lu, you underestimate me." Lu Zhishen shook his head and hugged the pillar, "at least four barrels."

Lu Zhishen stretched out five fingers, but said four.Lu Buping laughed angrily.Alas, I can't tell the difference between four and five. Are you still drunk?
Master, isn't this a common problem among you humans?Those who are drunk say they are not drunk, and those who are not drunk say they have drunk too much.Drunk or not, it's all lies anyway.

"Brother Lu, get out of the way, this barrel of wine is a bit heavy."

Seeing Lu Zhishen pulling up the pillars of the pavilion with his arms, the road was uneven and he couldn't laugh or cry.It's not a little heavy, it's not wine at all, is it?

"Brother Lu, let go, this is a pillar."

"Brother Lu, don't lie, I can already smell the wine," Lu Zhishen hugged the pillar and did not let go, "One bucket is also a violation, and so is two buckets. The Sa family wants to drink to their heart's content today."

Looking at the rain outside the pavilion, the sky is clear, and there is still a rainbow hanging in the sky. The road is uneven, but I am not in the mood to appreciate the beautiful scenery.Lao Shi, oh Lao Shi, you are now satisfied.

It's all my fault for my lack of consideration in doing things. Why should good wine be spilled in the pavilion?If it falls on the ground, is it okay?Who knows, will Lao Shi come up with another trick?

"Brother Lu, how can you ask me to help you?"

Lu Buping smiled wryly, stepped forward and pulled his arm and said, "Brother Lu, you are drunk!"

"Brother Lu, get up quickly, there's quite a lot of wine in this barrel." Lu Zhishen waved his arms and threw Lu Buping aside.

Oops, Brother Lu, who is drunk, is really strong.Before Lu Buping got up from the ground, he heard a loud "Boom——".The pavilion collapsed, leaving only three pillars.The fourth pillar was being held in Lu Zhishen's arms.

I just said that you are strong, and you pulled the pillar right away.Brother Lu, you don't have to cooperate with me like this, do you?
"Hey, how come such a big bucket is empty?" Lu Zhishen shook the pillar back and forth, throwing it away tirelessly.

"Brother Lu, don't worry, the Sa family saw three barrels again."

Seeing Lu Zhishen swaying and walking towards the three pillars, Lu Buping was completely speechless.Brother Lu must stop drinking alcohol.He is a restless factor, and alcohol is the fuse.

The road to getting up was uneven, and he hugged Lu Zhishen regardless of the pain in his body.

"Brother Lu, you're drunk, that's really not a wine barrel." Lu Buping said earnestly, "Open your eyes and look, it's a pillar."

"Brother Lu, you lied to Sajia again, I can smell the wine."

Alas, Brother Lu's eyes are full of wine barrels now.Lao Shi, you are really ruthless.directly blinded his sight.The eyes are deceiving, it is really terrible.No one doubted their eyes.

"Brother Lu, get up and drive, you are very aggressive, and I don't want to hurt you."

Lu Zhishen waved his arms, and Lu Buping flew another three feet away.

The road to get up is not smooth, but I am very fortunate that there are lands around me.If you fall on a rock, you'll be done playing once.Before he could speak, he saw Brother Lu throwing the pillar in his hand again.

"Brother Lu, you said you are angry or not, why is it empty again?"

Watching Lu Zhishen go to pull the pillar again.Lu Buping, who was originally sitting on the ground, sighed and lay down again.I can see through it. He won't give up until he pulls out these four pillars.

Alas, this is Lao Shi's order, Brother Lu can't help himself!Lao Shi, you are so capable of tossing around, all the students admire you are lying on the ground.You figure it out?

Lu Zhishen pulled out all four pillars, panting, walked to Lu Buping and lay down next to him.

"Brother Lu, are you saying that you are angry or not, and the four barrels of wine are all empty?"

Hearing this, Lu Buping laughed until tears flowed, and patted Brother Lu's arm.

"Brother Lu, now you know why I didn't let you move? Oh, you're really drunk."

"Brother Lu, you are bluffing me. I remember the four barrels of wine clearly. How did you get drunk?"

Say nothing, it's all my fault.I shouldn't talk to a drunk about whether I'm drunk or not. This starting point is wrong.

Master, it seems that you didn't fall in vain, your head actually started to understand.If I knew it earlier, I should let you come a few more times.

"Brother Lu, you are right, but I am wrong, okay?"

"Brother Lu, why are we fussing about these things?" Lu Zhi smiled deeply and hugged Lu Buping, "What should I do with the Sa family? Last night, I knew you were gone, so I stayed up all night. I can't stand it anymore. In my heart, in my mind, I worry about you, Brother Lu.

As soon as the sun rises, Sajia can't wait to go down the mountain to find you.Brother Lu, what should I do with you? "

They all say "tell the truth after drinking", and Lu Buping was completely dumbfounded when he heard Brother Lu's words.what 's wrong?I let Big Brother Lu worry about it and stay up all night?Why don't I know, when did I become so important in his heart?
"Brother Lu, are you joking?" Lu Buping pushed Lu Zhishen, only to find that he was already snoring loudly and fell asleep.

Some proud roads are uneven, but they are extraordinarily energetic.Lao Shi, my position in Brother Lu's heart has skyrocketed, will you be jealous?
Master, what are you happy about?Why does this system feel that this relationship is a little abnormal?Three men are fighting for favor, what is this called?Alas, "the authorities are obsessed and the bystanders are clear", this system is for watching the excitement.The next plot is more worth looking forward to.

"Brother Lu, don't worry, even if you are expelled from the school, you don't have to worry about sleeping in the open." Lu Buping patted his pocket, "My waist is very thick——"

Lu Buping suddenly sat up in surprise, how could I forget the most important thing.My package is still in "Liangshan Inn".I asked why that Zhu Gui was running away, it turned out that it was his idea!

Hmph, Liang Shan, Zhu Gui, if you think about it, I will definitely ask you to pay me back twice as much.

"Brother Lu, wake up, let's go rob!"

Elder Zhizhen was really worried that Lu Zhishen would go down the mountain alone and cause trouble again.Confess to the monks in the monastery, and immediately go down the mountain to find him.As soon as I walked halfway up the mountain, I saw the pavilion collapsed.

what 's wrong?A good pavilion, why did it fall down?Elder Zhizhen walked up to him and saw Lu Zhishen lying on the ground.At this time, Lu Zhenren actually pillowed his arm.

"Really, what are you doing?"

As soon as Lu Buping saw the angry Elder Zhizhen, he immediately jumped up, trying to lift Lu Zhishen from the ground.But he remained motionless.

"Elder, is this really a misunderstanding?" Lu Buping hurriedly explained, "Brother Lu, he is drunk!"

"Really, Mount Wutai is not your Taoist temple, please go back!" Elder Zhizhen said with suppressed anger.

(End of this chapter)