City: Hilarious Commercial Street
Chapter 344 344. Before the official start
Chapter 344 344. Before the official start
Time passed by one minute and one second, when the time gradually approached nine o'clock.
In the staff lounge, Brother Min put on a new outfit, a super flamboyant black gold dragon embroidered robe, a pair of fiery red auspicious cloud boots, and a 24K full golden flat crown on his head.
This posture is simply not to be the opening host, but to participate in the celebration of the Tang Empire's conquest of Kyushu.
Brother Zheng, who also put on a new dragon robe, had disdain in his eyes, just like watching a prodigal.
【Ah!Pompous people! 】
Brother Min, who had a feeling in his heart, turned his head to look at Brother Zheng, looked him up and down, and thought.
【Ah!Great Qin poor ghost! 】
The two guys who didn't like each other walked out, Li Fei said to Dong Zhuo, "You must not imitate them, this is not a good imitation object"
Dong Zhuo: "."
At this moment, Dong Zhuo really wanted to draw his sword out, cut a hole in Li Fei's celestial spirit cover, and roared a few words into it.
How the hell do I imitate them? ! !
Ah!
You tell me how to imitate two emperors? !
Put on a dragon robe, and then be stabbed to death with a knife by the group of people who have long wanted me to die! ! !
Also imitate them?
I dare to imitate the emperor, even if I, Dong Zhuo, have ten Lu Bu, I will end up being stabbed to death by ten Lu Bu with ten Fangtian painted halberds!
Seeing Dong Zhuo's angry look, Li Fei knew that this guy must have misinterpreted his meaning.
He didn't hint at Dong Zhuo, to get rid of the little emperor, and then establish himself as Emperor Dong of Bingzhou and Liangzhou. What he wanted to say was, don't imitate the behavior of these two bastards.
Because the two emperors with different styles of Mensao and Mingsao are enough for him to be bald.
If Dong Zhuo, in order to integrate into this circle, also imitates the style of these two bastards, then Li Fei can only hint to Cao Cao that it is time to send Dong Zhuo back to the west! ! !
After he understood what was going on, Dong Zhuo asked with a wry smile, "Then what do you think of me? I'm not welcome in the Three Kingdoms now, and I can't get along with them here. Even that fellow Lu Bu looks strange at me now." weird"
If Dong Zhuo wanted to talk like this, then Li Fei would be excited.
He showed the vigor of a senior insurance practitioner, and said in a bewitching tone, "Old Dong, have you heard of Brother Zheng's 100 billion small plan?"
When sitting with the generals of the Great Qin Dynasty and eating fried noodles, he heard about Dong Zhuo who had a small plan of 100 billion. He nodded, and then he understood why Li Fei said that to himself.
Since I stay in the Three Kingdoms, sooner or later, I will be killed by these people, then I might as well earn enough 100 billion, and run to the modern age after I get the money!
Anyway, Dong Zhuo has been brilliant, awesome, and glorious.
Now in any film and television drama, movie or even online article, Dong Zhuo will always be the big boss who coexists with Zhang Jiao and the three brothers in the early stage of the story.
If you want to open the copy of Hegemony, someone Dong is the goalkeeper.
So... how about just taking the money and running away?
This idea appeared in Dong Zhuo's mind.
He had to admit in his heart that this matter was really in line with his own ideas.
Let you bastards plot how to kill Lao Tzu every day!
I'll take all the money you've earned, and just run away!
It's just that your duty, Li Fei, is to maintain the stability of this street. If you make such a move, can you have a good conscience?
According to Mr. Fang, you and the two of them cheated on each other several times.
Now suddenly telling me this, are you also trying to dig a hole for me?
"Damn! You sell fruits and vegetables, and you want to sell 100 billion. My son is about to go to high school, and you are probably cold. I don't worry about the future at all."
Dong Zhuo: "."
Dong Zhuo's blood pressure kept soaring as he touched the handle of the knife, and he kept persuading himself in his heart that even if he drew the knife, he couldn't hurt Li Fei's hairs. It's not worth it, it's not worth it
After finally leveling the blood pressure, Dong Zhuo said angrily, "Your son is already in high school, and my bones are cold, and I can't earn the 100 billion. Why am I working so hard?"
Li Fei, who was worried about the 100 billion turnover this month, saw that the atmosphere had been set up, so he told him the secret skills of Brother Zheng and Brother Min.
"It's still possible to make orders? Why didn't I think of it!"
Hearing that he could use his own money to make orders, Dong Zhuo's mind perked up. He didn't like Cao Cao's group anyway.
It's better to get a sum of money from this group of people in the name of swiping bills.
Save part of it secretly, then spend part of it, and then spend part of it.
Three uses for one money!
In the end, I brought my old Xiaopao Hyundai with me!
Seeing that Dong Zhuo had officially taken the bait, Li Fei knew the turnover of this month, and he stabilized it again!
The three forces, as long as each party contributes 30 billion.
This is forcing them to cut the aorta and let the blood out.
Let's set it at 20 billion.
Anyway, the supermarket must swipe the order, otherwise I will be cold.
After discussing with Dong Zhuo about currency exchange, Li Fei heard the music outside the window getting louder and louder. He glanced at the clock on the wall.
It's nine o'clock!
The Seven-Day National Day Celebration has officially begun! ! !
Li Fei walked to the window and looked down to the right.
Brother Min, who was standing on the 99th floor, held the microphone with a cheerful expression on his face. When the song was over, the elder brother didn't play cards according to the routine at all, and directly handed out coupons on the spot.
Li Fei, who thought Brother Min would sing in person at the beginning, silently put down the phone he had raised up, and waited quietly for this bastard, having a good time.
Finally, the chaotic scene finally quieted down.
When Li Fei raised his phone again.
Brother Min waved his hand again, and each person distributed a commemorative copper coin for the National Day of the Tang Dynasty! ! !
Li Fei, whose veins were bulging and his blood pressure was going towards the limit of human beings, kept persuading himself in his heart not to be impulsive at this time and beat Brother Min violently.
Once again, it was hard to wait for the commemorative copper coins to be distributed.
This product started to deliver Tang suits
After the clothes are delivered, we will also send Tang Dynasty small commodities
In the end, a group of people gathered on the streets of Perlan Street found that their hands were full of various commodities before they went in to spend.
Such a cool activity of whoring for free made everyone at the Sanjin Street Police Station yell at Li Shimin for being a bastard in their hearts.
Originally, I was very busy working overtime on the National Day. You came to the stage to host an event opening, and you started giving things like crazy without saying a few words of nonsense.
The scene was so crowded that even turning around, it was like going through a big battle!
Without breaking three catties of sweat, it is impossible to complete this matter!
Finally, under the eyes of Li Fei and almost helpless, Brother Min finally put the microphone in front of his mouth, and said to everyone with a smile, "Now, my son of the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin, will bring you a song. Datang RAP!"
Li Fei: "Why did Peng Nan teach him to rap?"
(End of this chapter)
Time passed by one minute and one second, when the time gradually approached nine o'clock.
In the staff lounge, Brother Min put on a new outfit, a super flamboyant black gold dragon embroidered robe, a pair of fiery red auspicious cloud boots, and a 24K full golden flat crown on his head.
This posture is simply not to be the opening host, but to participate in the celebration of the Tang Empire's conquest of Kyushu.
Brother Zheng, who also put on a new dragon robe, had disdain in his eyes, just like watching a prodigal.
【Ah!Pompous people! 】
Brother Min, who had a feeling in his heart, turned his head to look at Brother Zheng, looked him up and down, and thought.
【Ah!Great Qin poor ghost! 】
The two guys who didn't like each other walked out, Li Fei said to Dong Zhuo, "You must not imitate them, this is not a good imitation object"
Dong Zhuo: "."
At this moment, Dong Zhuo really wanted to draw his sword out, cut a hole in Li Fei's celestial spirit cover, and roared a few words into it.
How the hell do I imitate them? ! !
Ah!
You tell me how to imitate two emperors? !
Put on a dragon robe, and then be stabbed to death with a knife by the group of people who have long wanted me to die! ! !
Also imitate them?
I dare to imitate the emperor, even if I, Dong Zhuo, have ten Lu Bu, I will end up being stabbed to death by ten Lu Bu with ten Fangtian painted halberds!
Seeing Dong Zhuo's angry look, Li Fei knew that this guy must have misinterpreted his meaning.
He didn't hint at Dong Zhuo, to get rid of the little emperor, and then establish himself as Emperor Dong of Bingzhou and Liangzhou. What he wanted to say was, don't imitate the behavior of these two bastards.
Because the two emperors with different styles of Mensao and Mingsao are enough for him to be bald.
If Dong Zhuo, in order to integrate into this circle, also imitates the style of these two bastards, then Li Fei can only hint to Cao Cao that it is time to send Dong Zhuo back to the west! ! !
After he understood what was going on, Dong Zhuo asked with a wry smile, "Then what do you think of me? I'm not welcome in the Three Kingdoms now, and I can't get along with them here. Even that fellow Lu Bu looks strange at me now." weird"
If Dong Zhuo wanted to talk like this, then Li Fei would be excited.
He showed the vigor of a senior insurance practitioner, and said in a bewitching tone, "Old Dong, have you heard of Brother Zheng's 100 billion small plan?"
When sitting with the generals of the Great Qin Dynasty and eating fried noodles, he heard about Dong Zhuo who had a small plan of 100 billion. He nodded, and then he understood why Li Fei said that to himself.
Since I stay in the Three Kingdoms, sooner or later, I will be killed by these people, then I might as well earn enough 100 billion, and run to the modern age after I get the money!
Anyway, Dong Zhuo has been brilliant, awesome, and glorious.
Now in any film and television drama, movie or even online article, Dong Zhuo will always be the big boss who coexists with Zhang Jiao and the three brothers in the early stage of the story.
If you want to open the copy of Hegemony, someone Dong is the goalkeeper.
So... how about just taking the money and running away?
This idea appeared in Dong Zhuo's mind.
He had to admit in his heart that this matter was really in line with his own ideas.
Let you bastards plot how to kill Lao Tzu every day!
I'll take all the money you've earned, and just run away!
It's just that your duty, Li Fei, is to maintain the stability of this street. If you make such a move, can you have a good conscience?
According to Mr. Fang, you and the two of them cheated on each other several times.
Now suddenly telling me this, are you also trying to dig a hole for me?
"Damn! You sell fruits and vegetables, and you want to sell 100 billion. My son is about to go to high school, and you are probably cold. I don't worry about the future at all."
Dong Zhuo: "."
Dong Zhuo's blood pressure kept soaring as he touched the handle of the knife, and he kept persuading himself in his heart that even if he drew the knife, he couldn't hurt Li Fei's hairs. It's not worth it, it's not worth it
After finally leveling the blood pressure, Dong Zhuo said angrily, "Your son is already in high school, and my bones are cold, and I can't earn the 100 billion. Why am I working so hard?"
Li Fei, who was worried about the 100 billion turnover this month, saw that the atmosphere had been set up, so he told him the secret skills of Brother Zheng and Brother Min.
"It's still possible to make orders? Why didn't I think of it!"
Hearing that he could use his own money to make orders, Dong Zhuo's mind perked up. He didn't like Cao Cao's group anyway.
It's better to get a sum of money from this group of people in the name of swiping bills.
Save part of it secretly, then spend part of it, and then spend part of it.
Three uses for one money!
In the end, I brought my old Xiaopao Hyundai with me!
Seeing that Dong Zhuo had officially taken the bait, Li Fei knew the turnover of this month, and he stabilized it again!
The three forces, as long as each party contributes 30 billion.
This is forcing them to cut the aorta and let the blood out.
Let's set it at 20 billion.
Anyway, the supermarket must swipe the order, otherwise I will be cold.
After discussing with Dong Zhuo about currency exchange, Li Fei heard the music outside the window getting louder and louder. He glanced at the clock on the wall.
It's nine o'clock!
The Seven-Day National Day Celebration has officially begun! ! !
Li Fei walked to the window and looked down to the right.
Brother Min, who was standing on the 99th floor, held the microphone with a cheerful expression on his face. When the song was over, the elder brother didn't play cards according to the routine at all, and directly handed out coupons on the spot.
Li Fei, who thought Brother Min would sing in person at the beginning, silently put down the phone he had raised up, and waited quietly for this bastard, having a good time.
Finally, the chaotic scene finally quieted down.
When Li Fei raised his phone again.
Brother Min waved his hand again, and each person distributed a commemorative copper coin for the National Day of the Tang Dynasty! ! !
Li Fei, whose veins were bulging and his blood pressure was going towards the limit of human beings, kept persuading himself in his heart not to be impulsive at this time and beat Brother Min violently.
Once again, it was hard to wait for the commemorative copper coins to be distributed.
This product started to deliver Tang suits
After the clothes are delivered, we will also send Tang Dynasty small commodities
In the end, a group of people gathered on the streets of Perlan Street found that their hands were full of various commodities before they went in to spend.
Such a cool activity of whoring for free made everyone at the Sanjin Street Police Station yell at Li Shimin for being a bastard in their hearts.
Originally, I was very busy working overtime on the National Day. You came to the stage to host an event opening, and you started giving things like crazy without saying a few words of nonsense.
The scene was so crowded that even turning around, it was like going through a big battle!
Without breaking three catties of sweat, it is impossible to complete this matter!
Finally, under the eyes of Li Fei and almost helpless, Brother Min finally put the microphone in front of his mouth, and said to everyone with a smile, "Now, my son of the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin, will bring you a song. Datang RAP!"
Li Fei: "Why did Peng Nan teach him to rap?"
(End of this chapter)
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