City: Hilarious Commercial Street
Chapter 115 115. Aunt Lan
Chapter 115 115. Aunt Lan
Looking for some help?
This seems like an ordinary sentence.
If Li Fei analyzed it in depth, at the first level of thinking, he could think that this probably meant that Brother Xiaobang couldn't drink anymore, and he needed a drinking buddy to come and help.
If we analyze it on the second level, Brother Xiaobang's words to ask Li Fei to find helpers are implying that Brother Zheng's people have not left, otherwise why would he ask Li Fei for help?
Wouldn't it be better not to post an advertisement at the door and recruit some drunkards?
Saying this sentence, isn't it alluding?
And in the third layer of meaning, it revealed that he didn't want to join hands with Brother Zheng, because the recruitment of helpers must be the old brothers of Pei County, and it is impossible to recruit a group of Qin soldiers who want to chop their own heads every day. Bar?
Go down four, five, six, seven layers of shit!
Why do you want to be so complicated!
When Liu Bang started fighting with Xiang Yu, he didn't even want his own father, and he also lost his wife directly. He expected him to sacrifice his own interests for a little family affection?
fart!
Li Fei thinks that Brother Xiaobang just wants to step on two boats and be a fool.
Who made him unable to offend anyone now?
"For the time being, that's all."
Looking at the crumbling little Bangge, Li Fei, who didn't want to ruin the plan by doing something in advance, said that he could use the funds from the food stall to go to the street to recruit some helpers.
After finishing speaking, Li Fei didn't care about Brother Xiaobang and just ran away.
Only little Bangge was left sitting on the stool, scratching his hair with both hands, with a painful expression on his face.
Such an obvious hint.
He didn't understand?
What should I do?
On Brother Zheng's side, he can't be fooled by him. He has to do that for him in time, otherwise he has accumulated decades of family wealth.
I'm afraid it will be destroyed before it is brought to this world.
Li Fei, who slipped out of the food stall, didn't stay on Perlan Street, and didn't want to go to the supermarket to blow the air conditioner to him.
In the end, I decided to go across the street, to the beauty salon.
Because tonight is dinner at my father's house.
And a certain girl who has opened up a new world since being massaged and must appear at the family dinner at night, from today onwards, she is not very willing to go back to Perlan Street.
Back there, dealing with oily fumes every day, it also depends on Li Fei, a stubborn guy.
Pissed off!
Then the old lady might as well want to open up, spend a little money, and make herself beautiful.
In just one day, the daughter-in-law who was diligent and thrifty in housekeeping and good at singing and dancing was corrupted into a standard urban woman.
It is impossible for Li Fei not to vomit blood.
Because his wallet has completely dried up.
Otherwise, at noon today, I would not just invite Peng Nan and Ma Jun to drink porridge, and make myself a fan
In fact, as soon as this woman falls in love with those things, the money is thrown into it like a bottomless pit.
Especially Pegg's skin, after so many years of wind and rain on the grassland, the calluses on his hands are like that of an old farmer.
Drill into any store on this street, get something casually, and the effect will be immediate.
It made Pegg completely dazed now.
Li Fei, who walked across the street from the zebra crossing, remembered the violent storm last night, the sound of gunfire resounding through the building, and the ferocious tremors that shook the steel structure of the building from Peg's spending money.
For a moment, Li Fei felt a faint pain in his waist, as if he was telling him that even if it is 39 degrees today, you still have to eat a few kidneys to make up for it.
"Why do I feel like I'm the one who gets slapped hard?"
Walk across the street, take the elevator to the fifth floor, and as soon as he enters the beauty salon that Peg mentioned, Li Fei sees a smiling and gentle aunt standing behind the counter and looking at him.
After glancing at the powder on the floor-to-ceiling window from the corner of his eye, Li Fei sighed in his heart. Now he finally knows where he got the card in the envelope in his father's hand yesterday.
"No wonder my dad got this store and pre-stored a membership card worth 2 yuan."
Seeing Li Fei coming, wearing a cheongsam with a delicate charm, she said softly.
"You are Li Jianguo's son Li Fei, right?"
"Yes"
Li Fei replied helplessly. He felt that no matter whether he had the commercial street or not, he would always be Li Jianguo's son in City C.
Nothing else
Having an aunt and little sister killer as his father, this is a label that will never be shaken off for the rest of his life.
His eyes fell on this aunt's face, the charm of the other party was still there, on the outside, she was basically a seven-point aunt, if she was young, she might be eight-point or higher, right?
So my own father is so flirtatious, why did he want to get married?
As long as I am like him, I will not be so stupid to have a child so early if I don't toss until I am five or sixty years old.
"Please tell that old and unscrupulous guy, next time she hooks up with the employees in my store, the deputy store manager, the manager, the supervisor, and the cleaning lady."
Hearing the four words of Aunt Baojie, Li Fei's soul was shaken, and his impression of his father was directly lowered from a recoverable negative number to an irreparable negative number.
He thought that this bastard in a suit must have some taste!
In the end, Nima was hungry like this!
It's not that Auntie Cleaning is all old and ugly
It's that you eat so much at once, you're not afraid of being stuffed to death, right?
Except for the beautiful lady boss in front of you, there is no one in this store that you have never succeeded in, right?
No wonder grandpa has been displeased with this son for so many years.
This guy is completely the Li family, walking with the moral bottom line stretched to the extreme.
If I were to replace it with myself, I'm afraid I would strangle this bastard to death when I was young, right?
"You must not tell Brother Min about this, or he may go back to the Tang Dynasty and make my family's ancestors' lineage known on the spot."
"A walking human moral bottom line"
As a family with a family tree, Li Fei actually has a blood relationship with Brother Min, but he doesn't want to tell him.
Otherwise, if this guy wants to find a relative, Li Fei is worried that he will stab him to death on the spot.
Seeing that Li Fei's face was not very good-looking and he didn't speak, the auntie smiled and comforted, "I believe you are used to the things I just said, so don't take it too seriously, just remind him."
Li Fei nodded weakly, and when he saw that there was a sofa to sit on, he sat on it, thinking about how to fight against his father while not letting his grandfather get angry at him when he was having dinner at night.
After thinking for a while, Li Fei watched his aunt leave, and a young lady at the front desk came up instead. Li Fei, who was bored, was curious about who the aunt belonged to.
Because he felt that she was very familiar with his father, but she didn't mean to resent him too much in her words, and she even looked at him with a little kindness?
Where did this damn kindness come from? ? ?
Didn't he do that kind of thing?
As soon as Li Fei approached the front desk, the young lady called out his name immediately.
"Eh? Aren't you the son of Uncle Jianguo?"
That aunt knows what she looks like, but you, a lady at the front desk, how could you know what I look like? ? ?
Could it be that my father tattooed my face on his chest?
So when doing push-ups, the two faces go up and down one by one.
vomit!This is too disgusting!
(End of this chapter)
Looking for some help?
This seems like an ordinary sentence.
If Li Fei analyzed it in depth, at the first level of thinking, he could think that this probably meant that Brother Xiaobang couldn't drink anymore, and he needed a drinking buddy to come and help.
If we analyze it on the second level, Brother Xiaobang's words to ask Li Fei to find helpers are implying that Brother Zheng's people have not left, otherwise why would he ask Li Fei for help?
Wouldn't it be better not to post an advertisement at the door and recruit some drunkards?
Saying this sentence, isn't it alluding?
And in the third layer of meaning, it revealed that he didn't want to join hands with Brother Zheng, because the recruitment of helpers must be the old brothers of Pei County, and it is impossible to recruit a group of Qin soldiers who want to chop their own heads every day. Bar?
Go down four, five, six, seven layers of shit!
Why do you want to be so complicated!
When Liu Bang started fighting with Xiang Yu, he didn't even want his own father, and he also lost his wife directly. He expected him to sacrifice his own interests for a little family affection?
fart!
Li Fei thinks that Brother Xiaobang just wants to step on two boats and be a fool.
Who made him unable to offend anyone now?
"For the time being, that's all."
Looking at the crumbling little Bangge, Li Fei, who didn't want to ruin the plan by doing something in advance, said that he could use the funds from the food stall to go to the street to recruit some helpers.
After finishing speaking, Li Fei didn't care about Brother Xiaobang and just ran away.
Only little Bangge was left sitting on the stool, scratching his hair with both hands, with a painful expression on his face.
Such an obvious hint.
He didn't understand?
What should I do?
On Brother Zheng's side, he can't be fooled by him. He has to do that for him in time, otherwise he has accumulated decades of family wealth.
I'm afraid it will be destroyed before it is brought to this world.
Li Fei, who slipped out of the food stall, didn't stay on Perlan Street, and didn't want to go to the supermarket to blow the air conditioner to him.
In the end, I decided to go across the street, to the beauty salon.
Because tonight is dinner at my father's house.
And a certain girl who has opened up a new world since being massaged and must appear at the family dinner at night, from today onwards, she is not very willing to go back to Perlan Street.
Back there, dealing with oily fumes every day, it also depends on Li Fei, a stubborn guy.
Pissed off!
Then the old lady might as well want to open up, spend a little money, and make herself beautiful.
In just one day, the daughter-in-law who was diligent and thrifty in housekeeping and good at singing and dancing was corrupted into a standard urban woman.
It is impossible for Li Fei not to vomit blood.
Because his wallet has completely dried up.
Otherwise, at noon today, I would not just invite Peng Nan and Ma Jun to drink porridge, and make myself a fan
In fact, as soon as this woman falls in love with those things, the money is thrown into it like a bottomless pit.
Especially Pegg's skin, after so many years of wind and rain on the grassland, the calluses on his hands are like that of an old farmer.
Drill into any store on this street, get something casually, and the effect will be immediate.
It made Pegg completely dazed now.
Li Fei, who walked across the street from the zebra crossing, remembered the violent storm last night, the sound of gunfire resounding through the building, and the ferocious tremors that shook the steel structure of the building from Peg's spending money.
For a moment, Li Fei felt a faint pain in his waist, as if he was telling him that even if it is 39 degrees today, you still have to eat a few kidneys to make up for it.
"Why do I feel like I'm the one who gets slapped hard?"
Walk across the street, take the elevator to the fifth floor, and as soon as he enters the beauty salon that Peg mentioned, Li Fei sees a smiling and gentle aunt standing behind the counter and looking at him.
After glancing at the powder on the floor-to-ceiling window from the corner of his eye, Li Fei sighed in his heart. Now he finally knows where he got the card in the envelope in his father's hand yesterday.
"No wonder my dad got this store and pre-stored a membership card worth 2 yuan."
Seeing Li Fei coming, wearing a cheongsam with a delicate charm, she said softly.
"You are Li Jianguo's son Li Fei, right?"
"Yes"
Li Fei replied helplessly. He felt that no matter whether he had the commercial street or not, he would always be Li Jianguo's son in City C.
Nothing else
Having an aunt and little sister killer as his father, this is a label that will never be shaken off for the rest of his life.
His eyes fell on this aunt's face, the charm of the other party was still there, on the outside, she was basically a seven-point aunt, if she was young, she might be eight-point or higher, right?
So my own father is so flirtatious, why did he want to get married?
As long as I am like him, I will not be so stupid to have a child so early if I don't toss until I am five or sixty years old.
"Please tell that old and unscrupulous guy, next time she hooks up with the employees in my store, the deputy store manager, the manager, the supervisor, and the cleaning lady."
Hearing the four words of Aunt Baojie, Li Fei's soul was shaken, and his impression of his father was directly lowered from a recoverable negative number to an irreparable negative number.
He thought that this bastard in a suit must have some taste!
In the end, Nima was hungry like this!
It's not that Auntie Cleaning is all old and ugly
It's that you eat so much at once, you're not afraid of being stuffed to death, right?
Except for the beautiful lady boss in front of you, there is no one in this store that you have never succeeded in, right?
No wonder grandpa has been displeased with this son for so many years.
This guy is completely the Li family, walking with the moral bottom line stretched to the extreme.
If I were to replace it with myself, I'm afraid I would strangle this bastard to death when I was young, right?
"You must not tell Brother Min about this, or he may go back to the Tang Dynasty and make my family's ancestors' lineage known on the spot."
"A walking human moral bottom line"
As a family with a family tree, Li Fei actually has a blood relationship with Brother Min, but he doesn't want to tell him.
Otherwise, if this guy wants to find a relative, Li Fei is worried that he will stab him to death on the spot.
Seeing that Li Fei's face was not very good-looking and he didn't speak, the auntie smiled and comforted, "I believe you are used to the things I just said, so don't take it too seriously, just remind him."
Li Fei nodded weakly, and when he saw that there was a sofa to sit on, he sat on it, thinking about how to fight against his father while not letting his grandfather get angry at him when he was having dinner at night.
After thinking for a while, Li Fei watched his aunt leave, and a young lady at the front desk came up instead. Li Fei, who was bored, was curious about who the aunt belonged to.
Because he felt that she was very familiar with his father, but she didn't mean to resent him too much in her words, and she even looked at him with a little kindness?
Where did this damn kindness come from? ? ?
Didn't he do that kind of thing?
As soon as Li Fei approached the front desk, the young lady called out his name immediately.
"Eh? Aren't you the son of Uncle Jianguo?"
That aunt knows what she looks like, but you, a lady at the front desk, how could you know what I look like? ? ?
Could it be that my father tattooed my face on his chest?
So when doing push-ups, the two faces go up and down one by one.
vomit!This is too disgusting!
(End of this chapter)
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