I'm really not a superstar

Chapter 22 PY Transactions
"Old godmother?"

"Old godmother! old fuck mother!"

"what is this?"

"This is a traditional delicacy refined in ancient Chinese methods! The old lady on the bottle is its founder!"

"is it?"

Rose took a closer look at the bottle again. The old lady who felt displeased before suddenly became beautiful, especially the kind eyes, just like the Virgin Mary!
"Where did you get this?"

"China, I'm a 1/8 Chinese!"

Seeing Ross with a serious face, Dorsey decided to tease this little brother.

"Do you know how this thing became popular in America?"

Ross shook his head in confusion.

"Hey, do you know who likes Laoganma the most? You will never guess, it's a prisoner!
Marlboro and D products used to be the common currency inside, but now it has become the world of Laoganma!

Laoganma is the Bretton Woods system for prisoners!It is called "GanMa Bless America" ​​in the code of the transaction.

In the prison system, Laoganma has become an object of gold equivalent, a symbol of power and strength.

There, there is nothing that one bottle of Godmother can't fix, and if there is, then two bottles! "

The innocent Rose blinked his eyes, as if listening to a scripture, and after a while he finally managed to say, "Is it true?"

"of course it's true!

The circulation of this underground currency was originally due to the fact that state prisons reduced the food expenses of prisoners, and the quality of food for three meals plummeted, and it even became unpalatable.

Until later, a Chinese student who helped his classmates beat two drunks came to the WF Ramsey Prison in Texas. The prisoners were surprised to find that he could eat every drop of the garbage.

All major gangs sent people to find out why he could eat such disgusting food.

Soon discovered that this special sauce with a mysterious old lady on the bottle!

After dismissing the overseas students once, the leaders of several major gangs opened his leftover half bottle of Laoganma together!
The tangy exotic style fascinated everyone present.

In order to compete for the half bottle of old godmother, the largest ever violent conflict broke out in Ramsey Prison, and more than a dozen gang members lost their lives for it!

Now, Laoganma has become popular in prisons across the United States.The real godfathers are all guys who monopolize the old godmother!

Shu Ke, the godfather of Calvin Prison in California, once said that no one dared to snatch my godmother while I was eating, even if it was just a small bite, it was a matter of my dignity!

Beta, the boss in New York, also said that you may not like Laoganma, but you cannot refuse her kind eyes, and you cannot have different values ​​and tastes from other members of the gang.Here, Laoganma is the spiritual totem!
In fact, in the final analysis, the biggest feature of Laoganma is not its charming spicy taste, but more the characteristics of precious metals: it can be stored for a long time, can meet the needs at any time, and absolutely preserves its value.

It's Prison Economics!
So, do you understand the value of Laoganma? "

While listening to Dorsey's Arabian Nights, Ross dug up the leftover old godmother, eating it with relish!
Only then did Dorsey realize that the big bottle of Laoganma had bottomed out!

This is true love!
Dorsey resisted Ross's urge to lick off the last bit of Laoganma. He found two slices of bread, spread the remaining Laoganma on the bread slices, grabbed another slice of onion, and handed it to Rose.

Under Dorsey's encouraging eyes, Rose took a big bite!

Rose's eyes lit up!

If the previous old godmother gave him a first glimpse of the door to heaven, then now, the door of heaven has opened!
This intoxicating chili sauce, paired with ordinary bread slices and the unique taste of onion, can produce such a wonderful chemical reaction!

Sure enough, the most high-end cuisine often only requires the most ordinary ingredients!

"Actually, it would be even more delicious if the onions were replaced with scallions!"

Seeing that Rose was sweating profusely, Dorsey thoughtfully opened a bottle of iced Budweiser.

To capture a man's heart, first conquer his stomach.

After a bottle of Laoganma was exhausted, Ross also completely opened his heart to Dorsey.

"Why did you appear in the basketball hall at this time?" Rose asked suddenly.

"Of course I'm going to practice more!"

"A person like you will go to extra training?"

"How do you talk? What do you call someone like me? Although I am full of talents, I am also very hardworking, okay?"

"Hehe, you really didn't go there just to apologize to me?"

"...I found that you have inherited the mantle of coach Calipari, and you are very good at brainstorming! You should make a love idol drama for the bad plot you brainstormed!"

Alcohol is the catalyst for a man's friendship. Unknowingly, several bottles of Budweiser have also run out, and Ross has completely removed the armor on his heart.

They talked a lot that night.

When Rose left, he gave Rose another bottle of Laoganma that he "treasured".

Ross was so grateful for such a precious gift that he almost bowed down.

In fact, these old godmothers were all bought by Dorsey from Chinatown.

Although his body is black, after time travel, he has a Chinese stomach. He couldn't bear to eat steak and bread all the time, so he made a special trip to get some old godmother for dinner.

Although old godmothers are hard to find and they are sold very expensively, for millionaire Dorsey, they are all drizzle.

In the past, I heard that foreigners, especially black people, like the spicy and sour taste of old godmothers. Today, I had a whim and tried Rose. I didn’t expect it to be really effective.
Sometimes, the friendship between men is so simple and wonderful...

In the training session on the second day, Dorsey found that Ross was acting strangely. His previous sharp breakthroughs were gone, and his lightning-fast steps became faltering.

Coach Calipari thought Rose hadn't recovered from the vomiting the day before, so he sat him down to rest.But Rose didn't even touch the chair, and stood there watching weirdly.

Seeing the constipated look on Rose's face, Dorsey already understood.

After training, he dragged Rose to his apartment again.

Ross complained:
"I knew it would be bad if I got involved with you!

I should really listen to my brother and stay away from you!
I should have guessed, that pungent smell, not heaven, but devil's food!
I'm finished, now I don't even dare to lie down, I can only lie on my stomach, how can I train! "

Dorsey looked at him with a half-smile all the time, with a playful look on his face.

In the end, Rose was taken aback, and he felt like he was going to be blown up.

Dorsey said unhurriedly: "If I'm not wrong, it's hemorrhoids... right!"

Rose gasped, and tremblingly said, "You... how do you know?"

Nonsense, I ate a whole bottle of Laoganma, drank beer, and did high-intensity training. If you don’t get angry, whoever gets angry!

Since fidgeting, it must be hemorrhoids!
"Don't worry, we Chinese have always been responsible for killing and burying! I have already prepared for you..."

With that said, Dorsey took out a box of ointment as if by magic.

"This is?"

"Ma Yinglong!"

A few minutes later, in the bathroom, Rose screamed!
"It's so cool! This cool and refreshing feeling! oh my god"

"Old Godmother is a devil, this Ma Yinglong is an angel!"

"The Chinese are terrible. They created Laoganma first, and then gave it to Ma Yinglong after they became addicted. I can't do without Ma Yinglong now! This kind of pleasure of ice and fire... is really, much scarier than DP Already!"

Dorsey sniggered outside the toilet, isn't it a bit unkind to do so himself!

However, no matter what, the famous "Wind City Rose" has completely fallen, and she will have to mess with herself in the future.

Hearing the painful and happy hissing sound in the bathroom, Dorsey suddenly realized that this is the legendary PY transaction!
　The memes of Laoganma and Ma Yinglong have been used in "The World's No. [-] Football Manager", and here is another fried rice, I hope you like it
　　
　
(End of this chapter)