I'm really not a superstar

Chapter 20 Fucking Ross (seeking tickets)

Chapter 20 Fucking Ross (seeking tickets)
Los Pollos Hermanos Fried Chicken is located not far from the University of Memphis.

The biggest feature here is their Super Big Mac Burger King.

This kind of huge burger weighs 5 or 6 catties each, is as big as a plate, and is more than ten centimeters thick. It is full of thick steak, cheese, eggs and vegetables, and the taste is still very good.

However, it is not easy for normal people to eliminate one in one meal.

After all, after eating this stuff, I would choke if I didn't drink water, and my stomach would swell after drinking water.

The price is also quite expensive, a unit price of $ 18.99.

This store has a traditional event, and those who can eat 10 super big mac burgers in 10 minutes can get free orders.

However, if you can't finish eating, then you have to pay for how much you eat.

It is said that no hero has been able to avoid this order so far.

Relying on this gimmick, the store really made a lot of money.

However, some people do not believe in evil.

Today, more than a dozen strong men came to the store, all tall and strong, and several of them were over 2 meters tall.

Those around him easily recognized him as a member of the University of Memphis basketball team.

That's the challenge Joey Dorsey launched.

He's going to compete with Ross for the Super Big Mac!
At first, of course, Ross wanted to say no.

However, Dorsey also said that this is not aimed at you, but a challenge for the whole team.Let's go eat together, lose is mine!
Everyone heard, Dorsey is going to treat you!

No one would let go of the opportunity to ruthlessly slaughter him, 10 hamburgers would definitely not be enough to eat, but eating 3 or 4, for this group of athletes, is still no problem.

How did they know that Dorsey is already a millionaire now, and dozens of hamburgers are just a drizzle for him!
Calipari and his coaching team did not come to join in the fun because they respected their status.

However, Calipari is still very relieved, because he likes to make up brains, and he has already made up such a plot: Dorsey, as the big brother of the team, took the initiative to ask Ross and other newcomers for the harmony and unity of the team. court.I'm too embarrassed to directly talk about treats, but to engage in team building in the name of eating hamburgers during the competition.

In this case, let alone eating a burger, it is not impossible to go to the bar for a drink or two.

It's all for the team!
In the mind of Coach Calipari, Dorsey is really getting more and more mature!

If it weren't for this guy's big mouth that caused trouble from time to time, I would have wanted him to be the captain!
Now, with a row of burgers in front of everyone, Dorsey sat across from Ross.

Like two cowboys dueling.

Ross looked at the huge burger in front of him, took a breath, and asked worriedly:
"We athletes, can we eat such high-calorie food?"

Tsk tsk, look at people's awareness!Worthy of being a future superstar!
But Joey still pretended to teach a lesson:
"Rookie, you have to straighten out your identity. You are now a college student, not a professional athlete in the NBA. You want to live the life of an ascetic monk. There will be opportunities in the future! At worst, go out and run a few laps after eating, and the calories will be burned!"

Hearing the old-fashioned lesson from the other party, Ross, who is a little shy in daily life, didn't say much, just stared at the Big Mac burger in front of him and worried.

"Okay, we have an old saying in China, I have eaten more salt than you have eaten rice, I have crossed more bridges than you have walked, I have farted more than you have gasped ! If you don’t listen to the old man’s words, you will suffer in front of your eyes, what I mean, do you understand?”

Ross was stunned and wondered: "Are you Chinese?"

"1/8 of Chinese blood, rounded up is pure Chinese!" Dorsey said of course.

While talking, he opened a bottle of Diet Coke for Ross very "intimately".

"Do you still want carbonated drinks?" Ross asked in surprise.

"I'm doing it for your own good, you'll choke to death if you don't have a drink! I don't want to see the news about the University of Memphis superstar choking to death on a hamburger."

"Then why don't you drink it?"

"My blood sugar is a bit high, just drink water, hey, rookie, don't compare with me, I'm a senior, understand?"

In fact, Dorsey had already figured it out in his heart.

He doesn't need to eat all 10 burgers at the risk of starvation, as long as he can eat more than Ross.

自己2米03,体重120公斤,怎么着也得比身高1米91,体重89公斤的罗斯能吃吧!

To be on the safe side, he also prepared a carbonated drink for Rose. Anyone who has eaten a buffet knows that this thing is a self-help nemesis, and it will fill your stomach quickly.

And he himself just drank water, and before he started eating, he already had the upper hand!

The store manager has set up a timer.

"Okay, brothers, stop talking nonsense, let's get started!"

Afraid of long nights and dreams, Dorsey hurriedly urged.

Everyone trained for a long time, and they were already hungry, so how could they be polite to him, and they started to eat extravagantly after giving an order.

Dorsey didn't care about others, but only kept an eye on Ross.

I saw that this guy showed his composure during the game again, he ate the hamburger in a leisurely manner, and did not forget to drink a drink after two bites.

Damn, whenever there is a big event, you are calm, you are worthy of being a contestant!
However, when it comes to eating, Dorsey has never been persuaded.

As he watched Rose, he opened his mouth and began to chew and swallow.

After a while, both of their first Big Macs were eaten.

If you were an ordinary person, you would be almost full by this time, but basketball players are not ordinary people.

The first one did it without stress.

When Ross ate the second burger, he found the trick, and instead of eating it together, he ate it layer by layer.

Although it is slower to eat than before, it will not be choked.

Chaoju's brain is fast!

Whether it's on the court or eating burgers, always find the knack before anyone else.

Joey learned to sell now, and also started to eat.

After all, he doesn't need to eat fast, as long as he can beat Rose.

The eating behavior of other people was much uglier. The silly Robert Dozier almost choked to death because he ate too much.

By the third burger, many people have given up.

Originally, everyone came here to kill Dorsey, and it was enough to eat 8 or 9 minutes full.

But Rose is still holding on, and seems to be doing well.

This guy, it seems like he's going to give it his all when it's a game, whether it's on the basketball court or anywhere else.

After eating the third one, Dorsey already felt eighty-nine percent full, and if he ate any more, he would be stuffed.

"Ross, give up, I see you are full"

Dorsey sneaked in and did not forget to use words to dismantle Rose's fighting spirit.

Ross was unmoved and picked up a fourth burger.

Dorsey gasped, looking at Rose's persistent eyes, his words seemed to have the opposite effect.

Rose was originally a player who became more and more courageous after setbacks!
When the fourth hamburger was eaten, the others basically gave up and gathered around to watch the ultimate showdown between Ross and Dorsey.

They, who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, are still fanning the flames and cheering.

"Joy, come on, you are the biggest foodie I've ever seen!"

"Ross, don't be afraid of him, show your courage on the court!"

……

Bastards, stop yelling.

Now when he hears "eat", Dorsey feels like throwing up.

Dorsey was already eleven full, and he didn't even have time to observe Rose.

Damn, is that guy's stomach a bottomless pit?How can I still eat it!
But Rose picked up another hamburger!
Oh~My~God!

Joey was already desperate, he had foreseen the tragic ending, the task was not completed, the SP value was not obtained, and he was half-dead, it was extremely uncomfortable.

Not to mention, it was a waste of time to treat the whole team to a big meal.

What a wonderful plan to secure the world, lost his wife and lost his army!
Dorsey chewed the hamburger painfully, but his mouth tasted like chewing wax, and his stomach was full of urges.

It's over, let's broadcast live...

Just after eating this one and thinking about whether to admit defeat, I heard a "wow" from the opposite side, followed by a pungent smell.

Ross threw up!

……

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