I'm really not a superstar
Chapter 15 1 vs 1 Bullfighting
Chapter 15 One-on-One Bullfighting
The viciousness of honest and honest people is like the gravel in rice or the unclean spines in boneless fish fillets, which will bring unexpected pain to people.
Yi Jianlian was taken aback for a moment, wondering if this guy was really stupid or pretending to be stupid, why did he suddenly turn on him?
"The CIC is just one of my offensive methods. My accuracy on the outside and ruthlessness on the inside are not opposites!"
Allen explained.
There is no reminder to complete the task. It seems that this stimulation of mine did not completely anger Ah Lian.
"A few layups from Ah Lian!"
Cui Wanjun shouted from the sidelines again.
Ah Lian dribbled the ball for a layup according to his words, with a smart posture and elegant movements.
The assistant coach passed the ball again. This time, Ah Lian dribbled the ball for a run-up, jumped up, and poured the ball into the basket beautifully.
There were applause and cheers from the sidelines.
Ah Lian was known as a "yellow-skinned black man" back then, and his physical fitness was quite explosive. Coupled with his skillful dribbling skills, he was also called "as graceful as a dragon, graceful as a dragon" on the offensive end.
Dorsey, who was watching coldly, curled his lips in disdain, and said coldly:
"Any attack that is divorced from actual combat and without confrontation is just a show!"
These words seemed to be muttering to himself, but they just happened to reach Ah Lian's ears who felt good.
What's even more irritating is that this guy said this in Chinese!
Ah Lian is also young and energetic, slightly displeased, threw the ball to Dorsey, and said angrily:
"It's easy to say, come on!"
Dorsey shrugged and dribbled the ball from the outside for a run-up. Although the connection between the man and the ball was far less skillful than that of the United Arab Emirates, after two dribbles, he suddenly flew up from a place three steps away from the basket.
The sturdy body was like a black falcon, gliding in the air for a while, and then slammed the ball into the basket.
After that, he still grabbed the basket with unsatisfactory intentions, shaking his body in the air a few times before giving up.
Ah Lian is a yellow-skinned black man, but Dorsey is a serious, genuine black man, and he is the most explosive type of black man!
Therefore, although his slam dunk is not as agile and elegant as Ah Lian's, it is more open and closed, violent and powerful.
There is a different kind of violent aesthetics!
Ah Lian's face changed, this guy was obviously demonstrating like himself!
But why did his attitude change so much?Was it stimulated by something, or was there a mental problem?
In any case, Dorsey's bad mouth has made him a little angry.
"Come on, let's fight one-on-one!"
Ah Lian said coldly.
Dorsey looked at his system, but there was still no reminder that the task was completed.
It seems that he just made Ah Lian angry, but he has not reached the level of anger.
"I'm sorry, Ah Lian, I can't help it, it's all forced by the system!" Dorsey apologized silently in his heart.
But he could only continue to fire: "Come on. Lianmei, how about some bets? How about a green arrow!"
"What did you say?"
Ah Lian raised his eyebrows, this time he was really angry.
In the previous life, the insulting nickname of "Lianmei" would not be called out until more than a year later.
At that time, Yi Jianlian had a rough time in the Milwaukee Bucks. From a highly anticipated future star, he was reduced to a water dispenser administrator labeled as "soft".
In the domestic basketball forums, they were criticized by the media and fans, and there were some comments such as "UA scored 0 points and 2 rebounds", "UA and Wall scored 47 points, and Wall scored 45 points" and so on. stem.
It was also from that time that the nicknames of "Space Yi" and "Lian Mei" were called out by unscrupulous media.
Now, Dorsey has spoiled this nickname more than a year in advance, and it can be regarded as the No. 1 "Easy Black" in the world.
Dorsey's attitude made the coaching team on the sidelines look down on it.
Coach Calipari cursed on the sidelines after hearing assistant coach Cui Wanjun's translation:
"Joy, shut your stinky mouth and play hard! If you talk nonsense, get out and run 20 rounds!"
After scolding, he rubbed his temples vigorously with his hands. This Joey Dorsey really didn't let him worry about it!
Normally, he is quite a cute guy, why can't he control his broken mouth when he is on the court!
Seeing that he had committed public anger, Dorsey shrank his neck and shut his mouth obediently for the time being.
However, the prompt to complete the task still did not appear.
Is Ah Lian's self-cultivation so good?Not completely irritated by such stimulation?
Please, Ah Lian, hurry up and get angry, let me finish the task quickly!Now I'm slandering you against my conscience, the most uncomfortable person in my heart is actually me!
The United Arab attacked with the ball first.
Although it has not reached the peak of anger, the clay figurines also have earthy nature, and Ah Lian has been teased very unhappy.
Now his mentality has changed, he is no longer just having a playful mentality as before, but decided to teach this unabashed black boy a lesson.
However, as for how much they valued this heads-up match, it was still hard to say, and they even slightly underestimated their opponents in the depths of their hearts.
The opponent is just a college player who dare not even sign up for the draft, but he has already played in the CBA professional league for several seasons and won the championship trophy. He must be a lottery pick in this year's draft. The top three are not impossible.
Under the influence of this kind of thinking, the United Arab Emirates still underestimated the enemy a bit.
After serving the ball, he simply made a fake shot, then feinted a shot, dribbled a step sideways, opened the gap, and then took off to shoot.
He only thought about how to score the ball in a chic and freehand way, but he forgot that the opponent was not those big men with slow steps and slow movements in China, but a black muscular spring man who could run and jump!
The moment he jumped to the highest point and pressed his wrist to shoot, a black roc in front of him spread its wings and slapped the ball far away with a powerful vajra palm!
Just at the beginning, Ah Lian ate an authentic American hot pot!
Ah Lian was startled, the opponent's bullet speed, jumping height, and explosive power all exceeded his imagination.
It turns out that this guy is no ordinary fool!
This shocking blow shocked Dorsey's morale, and with his blood racing, the madman's instinct in his body exploded again.
He looked up to the sky and screamed: "Oh~~~~~"
Then the instinct of the body prompted him to launch the taunting skill: "HI, kid, you..."
But halfway through the words, he was swallowed back abruptly, because he felt a murderous aura coming from the sidelines.
Peeking around, I saw Coach Calipari staring at him coldly, his eyes were sharp and full of warning.
Danger Danger Danger! ! !
"If you dare to say one more sentence, I promise to kick your ass hard!"
Calipari said word for word.
Dorsey shut up obediently, and felt a little grievance: If you don’t talk, don’t talk, why are you so fierce?
……
In a 1-on-1 bullfight in basketball, the offensive side only has one chance.
The possession of the ball changed, and it was Dorsey's turn to serve.
Dorsey is a defensive champion with explosive physical fitness and solid defensive skills.But if you want to talk about offense, it's hard to kill Brother Monkey!
Now he has neither the ability of long-range shooting, nor the technique of post-up singles, his dribbling skills are not very good, and his feet are always messy.
There are a lot of thoughts in the head, but it is not the same thing at all when the body is used.
Now his only active offensive method is to use his strong back and butt to sit and hit the basket.
But with this style of play, it's okay to bully the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled, but if you really have to face NBA-level players, there is no room for them to use it.
I saw him trying his best to dribble the ball cautiously, while squeezing hard towards the basket like a bulldozer.
Although Ah Lian is thin and doesn't like physical confrontation very much, but because of Dorsey's successive provocations and the big hat just now, he is now ashamed and annoyed, and really angry.
He actually gritted his teeth and went all out to resist the opponent desperately.
Under normal circumstances, if the defender puts all his strength into wrestling, he must ignore the movement of his feet.
Offensive players with a little bit of skill will observe the opponent's position, and then suddenly turn around deftly and break through from the defender's side.
However, in front of the UAE's defense, how can Dorsey have any offensive skills, and it is difficult to dribble, so how dare he try to turn around and break through easily?
Then, everyone in the arena witnessed a strange scene:
Two tall men over 2 meters long, one black and one white, got entangled under the basket.
The big black man pouted his buttocks and squeezed hard against the big white man;
The white man gritted his teeth, straightened his body and tried to lean on the black man;
The waist of the big white man was still tightly pressed against the buttocks of the big black man!
How ambiguous and ambiguous that posture is, it makes people feel distracted and imaginative...
Seeing that Dorsey was really immovable, he had no choice but to use his ability to see—close his eyes and be blind!
He concentrated all his strength on his buttocks, and pushed back suddenly, knocking Ah Lian away slightly behind him.
Then, taking advantage of this gap, he turned his body slightly, raised his arms above his head, and threw the ball towards the basket.
Big hook!
Ah Lian felt a chill in his heart, and it was too late to block the cover again.
I can only watch helplessly as the basketball flies to the basket.
At that moment, time seemed to slow down!
The ball flew closer and closer to the basket, flew closer and closer, then flew past the basket, continued to fly forward for a long distance, and then fell under the action of gravity...
Dorsey's hook shot a "cross the bridge" three non-stick!
After a brief silence, laughter erupted from all around, and the arena was filled with joyful air!
Even the unsmiling Ah Lian couldn't help laughing, just now he thought the other party was a king, but he didn't expect this guy to be a bronze!
"Hey, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, your skyhook is really powerful! Be careful during the official match, don't throw it into the audience, and it's not good to hit the flowers and plants!"
For the first time, Ah Lian also learned to talk trash.
Dorsey blushed again. This attack did not hurt much, but the reverse insult was extremely strong.
It’s okay not to enter, but it’s a bit too much not to touch the bridge!
Anyway, as a small blacksmith, it's justified to smash the iron!
……
(End of this chapter)
The viciousness of honest and honest people is like the gravel in rice or the unclean spines in boneless fish fillets, which will bring unexpected pain to people.
Yi Jianlian was taken aback for a moment, wondering if this guy was really stupid or pretending to be stupid, why did he suddenly turn on him?
"The CIC is just one of my offensive methods. My accuracy on the outside and ruthlessness on the inside are not opposites!"
Allen explained.
There is no reminder to complete the task. It seems that this stimulation of mine did not completely anger Ah Lian.
"A few layups from Ah Lian!"
Cui Wanjun shouted from the sidelines again.
Ah Lian dribbled the ball for a layup according to his words, with a smart posture and elegant movements.
The assistant coach passed the ball again. This time, Ah Lian dribbled the ball for a run-up, jumped up, and poured the ball into the basket beautifully.
There were applause and cheers from the sidelines.
Ah Lian was known as a "yellow-skinned black man" back then, and his physical fitness was quite explosive. Coupled with his skillful dribbling skills, he was also called "as graceful as a dragon, graceful as a dragon" on the offensive end.
Dorsey, who was watching coldly, curled his lips in disdain, and said coldly:
"Any attack that is divorced from actual combat and without confrontation is just a show!"
These words seemed to be muttering to himself, but they just happened to reach Ah Lian's ears who felt good.
What's even more irritating is that this guy said this in Chinese!
Ah Lian is also young and energetic, slightly displeased, threw the ball to Dorsey, and said angrily:
"It's easy to say, come on!"
Dorsey shrugged and dribbled the ball from the outside for a run-up. Although the connection between the man and the ball was far less skillful than that of the United Arab Emirates, after two dribbles, he suddenly flew up from a place three steps away from the basket.
The sturdy body was like a black falcon, gliding in the air for a while, and then slammed the ball into the basket.
After that, he still grabbed the basket with unsatisfactory intentions, shaking his body in the air a few times before giving up.
Ah Lian is a yellow-skinned black man, but Dorsey is a serious, genuine black man, and he is the most explosive type of black man!
Therefore, although his slam dunk is not as agile and elegant as Ah Lian's, it is more open and closed, violent and powerful.
There is a different kind of violent aesthetics!
Ah Lian's face changed, this guy was obviously demonstrating like himself!
But why did his attitude change so much?Was it stimulated by something, or was there a mental problem?
In any case, Dorsey's bad mouth has made him a little angry.
"Come on, let's fight one-on-one!"
Ah Lian said coldly.
Dorsey looked at his system, but there was still no reminder that the task was completed.
It seems that he just made Ah Lian angry, but he has not reached the level of anger.
"I'm sorry, Ah Lian, I can't help it, it's all forced by the system!" Dorsey apologized silently in his heart.
But he could only continue to fire: "Come on. Lianmei, how about some bets? How about a green arrow!"
"What did you say?"
Ah Lian raised his eyebrows, this time he was really angry.
In the previous life, the insulting nickname of "Lianmei" would not be called out until more than a year later.
At that time, Yi Jianlian had a rough time in the Milwaukee Bucks. From a highly anticipated future star, he was reduced to a water dispenser administrator labeled as "soft".
In the domestic basketball forums, they were criticized by the media and fans, and there were some comments such as "UA scored 0 points and 2 rebounds", "UA and Wall scored 47 points, and Wall scored 45 points" and so on. stem.
It was also from that time that the nicknames of "Space Yi" and "Lian Mei" were called out by unscrupulous media.
Now, Dorsey has spoiled this nickname more than a year in advance, and it can be regarded as the No. 1 "Easy Black" in the world.
Dorsey's attitude made the coaching team on the sidelines look down on it.
Coach Calipari cursed on the sidelines after hearing assistant coach Cui Wanjun's translation:
"Joy, shut your stinky mouth and play hard! If you talk nonsense, get out and run 20 rounds!"
After scolding, he rubbed his temples vigorously with his hands. This Joey Dorsey really didn't let him worry about it!
Normally, he is quite a cute guy, why can't he control his broken mouth when he is on the court!
Seeing that he had committed public anger, Dorsey shrank his neck and shut his mouth obediently for the time being.
However, the prompt to complete the task still did not appear.
Is Ah Lian's self-cultivation so good?Not completely irritated by such stimulation?
Please, Ah Lian, hurry up and get angry, let me finish the task quickly!Now I'm slandering you against my conscience, the most uncomfortable person in my heart is actually me!
The United Arab attacked with the ball first.
Although it has not reached the peak of anger, the clay figurines also have earthy nature, and Ah Lian has been teased very unhappy.
Now his mentality has changed, he is no longer just having a playful mentality as before, but decided to teach this unabashed black boy a lesson.
However, as for how much they valued this heads-up match, it was still hard to say, and they even slightly underestimated their opponents in the depths of their hearts.
The opponent is just a college player who dare not even sign up for the draft, but he has already played in the CBA professional league for several seasons and won the championship trophy. He must be a lottery pick in this year's draft. The top three are not impossible.
Under the influence of this kind of thinking, the United Arab Emirates still underestimated the enemy a bit.
After serving the ball, he simply made a fake shot, then feinted a shot, dribbled a step sideways, opened the gap, and then took off to shoot.
He only thought about how to score the ball in a chic and freehand way, but he forgot that the opponent was not those big men with slow steps and slow movements in China, but a black muscular spring man who could run and jump!
The moment he jumped to the highest point and pressed his wrist to shoot, a black roc in front of him spread its wings and slapped the ball far away with a powerful vajra palm!
Just at the beginning, Ah Lian ate an authentic American hot pot!
Ah Lian was startled, the opponent's bullet speed, jumping height, and explosive power all exceeded his imagination.
It turns out that this guy is no ordinary fool!
This shocking blow shocked Dorsey's morale, and with his blood racing, the madman's instinct in his body exploded again.
He looked up to the sky and screamed: "Oh~~~~~"
Then the instinct of the body prompted him to launch the taunting skill: "HI, kid, you..."
But halfway through the words, he was swallowed back abruptly, because he felt a murderous aura coming from the sidelines.
Peeking around, I saw Coach Calipari staring at him coldly, his eyes were sharp and full of warning.
Danger Danger Danger! ! !
"If you dare to say one more sentence, I promise to kick your ass hard!"
Calipari said word for word.
Dorsey shut up obediently, and felt a little grievance: If you don’t talk, don’t talk, why are you so fierce?
……
In a 1-on-1 bullfight in basketball, the offensive side only has one chance.
The possession of the ball changed, and it was Dorsey's turn to serve.
Dorsey is a defensive champion with explosive physical fitness and solid defensive skills.But if you want to talk about offense, it's hard to kill Brother Monkey!
Now he has neither the ability of long-range shooting, nor the technique of post-up singles, his dribbling skills are not very good, and his feet are always messy.
There are a lot of thoughts in the head, but it is not the same thing at all when the body is used.
Now his only active offensive method is to use his strong back and butt to sit and hit the basket.
But with this style of play, it's okay to bully the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled, but if you really have to face NBA-level players, there is no room for them to use it.
I saw him trying his best to dribble the ball cautiously, while squeezing hard towards the basket like a bulldozer.
Although Ah Lian is thin and doesn't like physical confrontation very much, but because of Dorsey's successive provocations and the big hat just now, he is now ashamed and annoyed, and really angry.
He actually gritted his teeth and went all out to resist the opponent desperately.
Under normal circumstances, if the defender puts all his strength into wrestling, he must ignore the movement of his feet.
Offensive players with a little bit of skill will observe the opponent's position, and then suddenly turn around deftly and break through from the defender's side.
However, in front of the UAE's defense, how can Dorsey have any offensive skills, and it is difficult to dribble, so how dare he try to turn around and break through easily?
Then, everyone in the arena witnessed a strange scene:
Two tall men over 2 meters long, one black and one white, got entangled under the basket.
The big black man pouted his buttocks and squeezed hard against the big white man;
The white man gritted his teeth, straightened his body and tried to lean on the black man;
The waist of the big white man was still tightly pressed against the buttocks of the big black man!
How ambiguous and ambiguous that posture is, it makes people feel distracted and imaginative...
Seeing that Dorsey was really immovable, he had no choice but to use his ability to see—close his eyes and be blind!
He concentrated all his strength on his buttocks, and pushed back suddenly, knocking Ah Lian away slightly behind him.
Then, taking advantage of this gap, he turned his body slightly, raised his arms above his head, and threw the ball towards the basket.
Big hook!
Ah Lian felt a chill in his heart, and it was too late to block the cover again.
I can only watch helplessly as the basketball flies to the basket.
At that moment, time seemed to slow down!
The ball flew closer and closer to the basket, flew closer and closer, then flew past the basket, continued to fly forward for a long distance, and then fell under the action of gravity...
Dorsey's hook shot a "cross the bridge" three non-stick!
After a brief silence, laughter erupted from all around, and the arena was filled with joyful air!
Even the unsmiling Ah Lian couldn't help laughing, just now he thought the other party was a king, but he didn't expect this guy to be a bronze!
"Hey, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, your skyhook is really powerful! Be careful during the official match, don't throw it into the audience, and it's not good to hit the flowers and plants!"
For the first time, Ah Lian also learned to talk trash.
Dorsey blushed again. This attack did not hurt much, but the reverse insult was extremely strong.
It’s okay not to enter, but it’s a bit too much not to touch the bridge!
Anyway, as a small blacksmith, it's justified to smash the iron!
……
(End of this chapter)
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