The world was shocked: You call this a museum?
Chapter 56 Black Hand
Chapter 56 Black Hand
"Longteng Martial Arts Hall wins!"
said the referee.
Many spectators also expressed their affirmation and cheered.
In the following games, Lao Cheng and Li Kui basically took the lead, but Zhao Yan never played.
The third game was either Lao Song or Shuangshuang.
However, the competitions were all [-]-[-] victories, which made this team from Longteng Martial Arts Hall immediately stand out among the participating teams in the province.
"According to my understanding, there should be only four people in the Longteng Martial Arts Academy. Although the remaining little brother is good at basketball, he is not worth mentioning in martial arts."
"Yeah, it's mainly those two black men. The Song family's father and daughter are nothing to be afraid of."
In the cafeteria, many martial arts halls were secretly discussing the matter of the Longteng Martial Arts Hall.
"Ayan, don't talk to them." Song Shuangshuang said.
Zhao Yan picked out the lion's head from the noodles and ate half of it in one bite: "I'm just wondering, why didn't you let me play?"
"You are our secret weapon, because no one knows your ability, so it is impossible for the opponent to deal with related countermeasures." Cao Xue said, obviously all of this was arranged by Cao Xue.
She trusts Zhao Yan 100%.
"Next is the Li Family Martial Arts School. They were No.1 at the provincial level last year." Lao Song said.
The Li family he was talking about was the old acquaintance he had talked with at the beginning.
Both of them are well-known martial artists in the south of the Yangtze River, but the Li family is more advanced. They sponsor three companies, and they are all top [-] in Jiangnan Province.
"There's still a game tomorrow, so we can go back when we're done." Li Kui said, "How about we go take a bath tonight? Get rid of fatigue and prepare for the game tomorrow!"
"Good idea!" Lao Song said.
Zhao Yan didn't speak, but he always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell.
……
Li Kui changed into his clothes at the hotel, held a plastic bag and said, "Old Cheng, I'll wait for you outside."
"Understood, don't run away." Old Cheng said.
Li Kui hummed a little song, the song was the tracker's love, and he came to the stairs all the way.
"Brother, these things are so heavy, can you help me move them to the room?" A long-haired beauty stood on the stairs and said.
Li Kui looked at her up and down, and found that this woman was very revealingly dressed, a dress even exposed a large part of her back.
"There's no one in my room, little brother, help me out, and I'll give you a reward!" As she spoke, she moved closer on purpose.
"Bah! Immoral! You have hands and feet, so you don't know how to move them?" Li Kui spat at the beautiful woman.
The beauty was dumbfounded, she couldn't believe it when she saw Li Kui walking towards the corridor.
"Hey, boss, what should I do if the seduction fails?" the beauty said into the earphone.
"Both failed?"
"No, it's just that big black guy who doesn't understand style. I even gave him hints like that, but he actually..."
"Everyone has their own preferences, then implement plan B." A mature man's voice came from the wireless headset.
The beauty gritted her teeth at Li Kui's back, but she went obediently.
When Li Kui came downstairs, he smelled a fragrance.
"Grilled mutton kebabs! Fresh mutton kebabs!" A man dressed in the style of the Western Regions was selling mutton kebabs, and they were red willow kebabs with large pieces of meat.
Smelling the fragrance, Li Kui's eyes lit up.
"Boss, how much is this mutton skewer?" Li Kui smiled and rubbed his hands, all the fuss dripping down his face.
The boss smiled and said: "Oh, congratulations to this customer, you are one of our customers here, today you are the lucky customer of my stall, you can eat as much as you want for free!"
"What? You mean to eat as much as you want?" Li Kui said happily.
"Yes, as much as you want is free!" the boss said with a skillful flick of the tongue.
Without further ado, Li Kui picked up all twenty skewers of mutton skewers from the shelf, and swallowed three skewers in one bite.
Seeing Li Kui eating so boldly, the boss was already dumbfounded.
The boss said: "I will rely on you."
"Get up and drive, I'll do it myself!" Li Kui hit the boss directly with his fat butt.
Good fellow, the boss himself was as thin as a stick. When Li Kui hit him like this, he hit three somersaults on the ground, and then fell down among the flowers, staring at stars.
With a demented look on his face, he said into the headset: "Boss... go... go..."
"Fuck you! Say it!"
"Hooked!"
"Good! Hahaha!"
When the stall owner looked over, he found that Li Kui was very serious, with twenty strings in his left hand and twenty strings in his right hand, and his hands and feet were called a slip.
And this is a fierce stove, and mutton loses quickly.
The owner of the small stall was dumbfounded, more than 200 strings, a whole sheep was given by Li Kui...
"Not good..." The stall owner immediately took out his mobile phone, with three numbers written on it: "120."
"Five skewers can just paralyze a person. Wouldn't more than 200 skewers kill a person?"
However, when Li Kui was picking his teeth with satisfaction, his throat suddenly felt sweet, he knelt down on the ground, and began to vomit profusely...
……
On the other side, Lao Cheng was getting ready, but found a girl with beer passing by his room.
"Husband, why are you back?" The girl walked in after saying that, and quickly closed the door with her foot.
Looking at the girl's open clothes, Lao Cheng's heart tightened.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, the girl pulled the straps on her shoulders, revealing her snow-white fragrant shoulders, and immediately rushed over, throwing herself into her arms.
She whispered in Lao Cheng's ear, "Honey, I want to..."
For Cheng Yaoyin, isn't this taking his own life?
If you don't take advantage of Yanfu, you are a fool!
How could he waste this opportunity, and immediately kissed her, who would have thought that the girl had a pill in her mouth, which was directly sent into Lao Cheng's mouth during the kiss.
Lao Cheng held his throat and looked at her in horror: "You...uh..."
He fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth.
The girl said into the headset: "Boss, it's finished, and Xiao Liu also succeeded. I didn't expect that fat black man to be a foodie! I'm so mad!"
"Good job!"
"There are three more people, do you want to start?" the girl said.
The boss over there said: "Three? Huh, that Zhao Yan is a basketball player and knows nothing about martial arts. They are four people in all seriousness. Tomorrow's game is considered two of them to win, but the final victory Forever ours."
"Okay!" The girl closed the door.
When she was about to leave, she happened to meet Cao Xue who came out, and Cao Xue was playing with her mobile phone.
She suddenly saw this strange girl come out of Lao Cheng's room with a panicked expression, and Cao Xue's pretty face changed immediately.
As soon as the girl gritted her teeth, she shook her head and ran away.
Cao Xue was going to chase after him, but when she passed Lao Cheng's room, she saw Lao Cheng lying on the ground and foaming, and she immediately realized something was wrong: "Come on!"
(End of this chapter)
"Longteng Martial Arts Hall wins!"
said the referee.
Many spectators also expressed their affirmation and cheered.
In the following games, Lao Cheng and Li Kui basically took the lead, but Zhao Yan never played.
The third game was either Lao Song or Shuangshuang.
However, the competitions were all [-]-[-] victories, which made this team from Longteng Martial Arts Hall immediately stand out among the participating teams in the province.
"According to my understanding, there should be only four people in the Longteng Martial Arts Academy. Although the remaining little brother is good at basketball, he is not worth mentioning in martial arts."
"Yeah, it's mainly those two black men. The Song family's father and daughter are nothing to be afraid of."
In the cafeteria, many martial arts halls were secretly discussing the matter of the Longteng Martial Arts Hall.
"Ayan, don't talk to them." Song Shuangshuang said.
Zhao Yan picked out the lion's head from the noodles and ate half of it in one bite: "I'm just wondering, why didn't you let me play?"
"You are our secret weapon, because no one knows your ability, so it is impossible for the opponent to deal with related countermeasures." Cao Xue said, obviously all of this was arranged by Cao Xue.
She trusts Zhao Yan 100%.
"Next is the Li Family Martial Arts School. They were No.1 at the provincial level last year." Lao Song said.
The Li family he was talking about was the old acquaintance he had talked with at the beginning.
Both of them are well-known martial artists in the south of the Yangtze River, but the Li family is more advanced. They sponsor three companies, and they are all top [-] in Jiangnan Province.
"There's still a game tomorrow, so we can go back when we're done." Li Kui said, "How about we go take a bath tonight? Get rid of fatigue and prepare for the game tomorrow!"
"Good idea!" Lao Song said.
Zhao Yan didn't speak, but he always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell.
……
Li Kui changed into his clothes at the hotel, held a plastic bag and said, "Old Cheng, I'll wait for you outside."
"Understood, don't run away." Old Cheng said.
Li Kui hummed a little song, the song was the tracker's love, and he came to the stairs all the way.
"Brother, these things are so heavy, can you help me move them to the room?" A long-haired beauty stood on the stairs and said.
Li Kui looked at her up and down, and found that this woman was very revealingly dressed, a dress even exposed a large part of her back.
"There's no one in my room, little brother, help me out, and I'll give you a reward!" As she spoke, she moved closer on purpose.
"Bah! Immoral! You have hands and feet, so you don't know how to move them?" Li Kui spat at the beautiful woman.
The beauty was dumbfounded, she couldn't believe it when she saw Li Kui walking towards the corridor.
"Hey, boss, what should I do if the seduction fails?" the beauty said into the earphone.
"Both failed?"
"No, it's just that big black guy who doesn't understand style. I even gave him hints like that, but he actually..."
"Everyone has their own preferences, then implement plan B." A mature man's voice came from the wireless headset.
The beauty gritted her teeth at Li Kui's back, but she went obediently.
When Li Kui came downstairs, he smelled a fragrance.
"Grilled mutton kebabs! Fresh mutton kebabs!" A man dressed in the style of the Western Regions was selling mutton kebabs, and they were red willow kebabs with large pieces of meat.
Smelling the fragrance, Li Kui's eyes lit up.
"Boss, how much is this mutton skewer?" Li Kui smiled and rubbed his hands, all the fuss dripping down his face.
The boss smiled and said: "Oh, congratulations to this customer, you are one of our customers here, today you are the lucky customer of my stall, you can eat as much as you want for free!"
"What? You mean to eat as much as you want?" Li Kui said happily.
"Yes, as much as you want is free!" the boss said with a skillful flick of the tongue.
Without further ado, Li Kui picked up all twenty skewers of mutton skewers from the shelf, and swallowed three skewers in one bite.
Seeing Li Kui eating so boldly, the boss was already dumbfounded.
The boss said: "I will rely on you."
"Get up and drive, I'll do it myself!" Li Kui hit the boss directly with his fat butt.
Good fellow, the boss himself was as thin as a stick. When Li Kui hit him like this, he hit three somersaults on the ground, and then fell down among the flowers, staring at stars.
With a demented look on his face, he said into the headset: "Boss... go... go..."
"Fuck you! Say it!"
"Hooked!"
"Good! Hahaha!"
When the stall owner looked over, he found that Li Kui was very serious, with twenty strings in his left hand and twenty strings in his right hand, and his hands and feet were called a slip.
And this is a fierce stove, and mutton loses quickly.
The owner of the small stall was dumbfounded, more than 200 strings, a whole sheep was given by Li Kui...
"Not good..." The stall owner immediately took out his mobile phone, with three numbers written on it: "120."
"Five skewers can just paralyze a person. Wouldn't more than 200 skewers kill a person?"
However, when Li Kui was picking his teeth with satisfaction, his throat suddenly felt sweet, he knelt down on the ground, and began to vomit profusely...
……
On the other side, Lao Cheng was getting ready, but found a girl with beer passing by his room.
"Husband, why are you back?" The girl walked in after saying that, and quickly closed the door with her foot.
Looking at the girl's open clothes, Lao Cheng's heart tightened.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, the girl pulled the straps on her shoulders, revealing her snow-white fragrant shoulders, and immediately rushed over, throwing herself into her arms.
She whispered in Lao Cheng's ear, "Honey, I want to..."
For Cheng Yaoyin, isn't this taking his own life?
If you don't take advantage of Yanfu, you are a fool!
How could he waste this opportunity, and immediately kissed her, who would have thought that the girl had a pill in her mouth, which was directly sent into Lao Cheng's mouth during the kiss.
Lao Cheng held his throat and looked at her in horror: "You...uh..."
He fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth.
The girl said into the headset: "Boss, it's finished, and Xiao Liu also succeeded. I didn't expect that fat black man to be a foodie! I'm so mad!"
"Good job!"
"There are three more people, do you want to start?" the girl said.
The boss over there said: "Three? Huh, that Zhao Yan is a basketball player and knows nothing about martial arts. They are four people in all seriousness. Tomorrow's game is considered two of them to win, but the final victory Forever ours."
"Okay!" The girl closed the door.
When she was about to leave, she happened to meet Cao Xue who came out, and Cao Xue was playing with her mobile phone.
She suddenly saw this strange girl come out of Lao Cheng's room with a panicked expression, and Cao Xue's pretty face changed immediately.
As soon as the girl gritted her teeth, she shook her head and ran away.
Cao Xue was going to chase after him, but when she passed Lao Cheng's room, she saw Lao Cheng lying on the ground and foaming, and she immediately realized something was wrong: "Come on!"
(End of this chapter)
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