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Chapter 96 do me a favor
"What?"

"May I trouble you?" Fan Jian said with a smile.

"What's the matter?" Doctor Sun asked expectantly.

Fan Jian said: "Help me disinfect the patient!"

Dr. Sun was angry when he heard this. Isn't this humiliating himself?

"What are you talking about? Disinfection is all done by nurses. I am a dignified deputy chief physician. Let the nurse come in to disinfect!"

"So what about the deputy chief physician? There is no high or low job. Do you look down on nurses or what do you mean?" Fan Jian asked.

Fan Kang watched the two of them just talk and didn't help with treatment, so he urged: "I think it's the same for anyone who sterilizes, so it's true to treat me quickly!"

Fan Jian stared, and said: "How can this be the same? Now your disease is only known to these people in the room. You have to understand that nurses are all women. One woman is equivalent to five hundred ducks. If a woman knows , almost everyone in the hospital knows about it, are you sure it's okay, if it's okay, I'll let the nurse in!"

Everyone in the hospital knows?
When Fan Kang heard this, his complexion changed suddenly. His own illness was shameful enough. If the whole hospital knew about it, would he still need to be a human being?

Thinking of this, he shook his head violently and said, "No, let him sterilize me!"

Fan Jian said with a smile: "Doctor Sun, you have heard the patient's request, please!"

"Bah, if you want me to be sterilized, go ahead and dream!" Dr. Sun flatly refused.

Fan Jian shrugged his shoulders and said, "Since there is no one to sterilize, then I can't treat it!"

If there is no way to treat it, don't I have to cut it myself?
Fan Kang immediately became angry, and shouted directly: "Hurry up and sterilize me, you are a fucking deputy chief physician, even if an expert is not good in front of me, if you dare to talk nonsense, believe it or not, I will let you Unemployed, no hospital will dare to hire you from now on!"

Vice President Dong saw that something was wrong with the atmosphere, so he quickly smoothed things over and said, "Isn't it just disinfection, Doctor Li, you go!"

"No, just let him sterilize me!" Fan Kang said with a tough face.

Dr. Sun was full of anger, and had the urge to shake his sleeves and leave, but Vice President Dong whispered from the side: "Doctor Sun, hold back, you must hold back, this patient's influence is definitely not something we can afford." Yes, he said that if you are unemployed, you will definitely be unemployed, and it will not be a crime to inoculate you!"

Dr. Sun was really angry. He turned around and wanted to leave. Wouldn’t he be unemployed? At worst, he wouldn’t be a doctor anymore. Still decided to swallow this breath, walked up to Fan Kang, picked up the cotton swab and wiped it randomly twice, then threw the cotton swab on the ground, and said expressionlessly: "Okay!"

"Genius doctor, do you think it can be treated now?" Fan Kang asked.

"Of course!" Fan Jian nodded.

Fan Jian walked up to Fan Kang and started to operate!
Vice President Dong and others looked at Fan Jian with wide eyes, wanting to see how Fan Jian operated, but the more they watched, the more confused they became. What kind of operation method is this?
I saw Fan Jian wrapped the thing under Fan Kang airtightly with tin foil, then took out the iron box to measure it, dunked a hole with a scalpel, put the iron box on the wrapped tin foil, and finally put it on Put the brazier under the iron box and light the fire!
Fan Kang looked at Fan Jian's manipulation technique, and said nervously: "Genius doctor, if you do this, you won't roast me, will you?"

"Don't worry, absolutely not!" Fan Jian promised, "If you don't believe me, we can cancel the treatment anytime now!"

Fan Kang had called some domestic experts to inquire before, and the result he gave himself was basically cut off, and it couldn't be cured!
Now someone has finally said that it can be cured, so naturally I have to give it a try!

"No, I believe you!"

Vice President Dong and the others were really confused. They have been practicing medicine for so long, and they have never seen this kind of treatment before!

Han Yue said with some doubts: "Is this really a cure?"

"Must, Sister Han Yue, just wait and see!" Fan Jian said confidently.

Time goes by minute by minute!
At the beginning, Fan Kang thought nothing of it, but as the temperature rose, Fan Kang's face turned red with pain on his face, and he said, "It hurts so much, it's so hot, I can't take it anymore!"

Fan Jian said from the side: "Didn't I tell you just now, this will definitely hurt, don't you say it's acceptable?"

"But...this...really...so...so painful!" Fan Kang's face was painful, and he was trembling when he spoke.

"Then give you an anesthetic?"

"Okay!" Fan Kang gritted his teeth and said.

Fan Jian said with a smile: "Doctor Sun, I have to trouble you again. This is more painful, so please increase the dose!"

Dr. Sun didn't want to talk nonsense now, he knew that it was useless to resist, so he gave Fan Jian a hard look, went straight out to get the anesthesia needle and came back, disinfected it randomly, and didn't care if it would be left behind by Fan Kang The aftereffects were directly stuck on his arm!
Ah!
Fan Kang let out a scream, and he didn't know whether it was the pain caused by Dr. Sun's anesthesia needle just now, or the pain below!
The effect of the anesthesia injection was really good. At first, Fan Kang was crying like a ghost, but after a few minutes, he closed his eyelids and fell into a drowsy sleep.

But the brazier is still burning!
1 minutes!

2 minutes!
3 minutes!
……

Soon a smell filled the air!

A group of doctors frowned slightly when they smelled it. What kind of smell is it? It smells too bad, right?

However, the fat man sniffed the smell in the air vigorously, then nodded and said, "This smell is so familiar!"

"Young man, do you know what it smells like?" Vice President Dong asked from the side.

"Of course I know!" Fatty nodded.

Fatty looked at everyone's puzzled eyes, and asked in bewilderment: "Have you never eaten roasted bullwhip? This is the taste. If you add some chili noodles and cumin, the taste will be absolutely amazing!"

After speaking, the fat man even swallowed his saliva!
The smell of roasted bullwhip.

This is a hospital, how could there be a smell of roasted bullwhip, the only possibility is...

All eyes were on the position between Fan Kang's legs!

Fan Jian didn't speak, and after waiting for another 2 minutes, he said to himself: "It's almost there, you can turn off the fire!"

After speaking, he directly picked up the kettle beside the bed to pour out the brazier, took off the tin box with gloves on, and then peeled off the tin foil layer by layer!

A group of doctors stared closely at Fan Jian's movements, held their breath, and waited for the announcement of the final result!

(End of this chapter)