history's cheapest

Chapter 91 How to Prove
The moment Fan Jian said what he wanted!
Audience [-]: The live broadcast room is boiling again!

Audience [-]: "The anchor is too cheap!"

Audience [-]: "No, I feel like I'm going to become a cheap fan!"

Audience [-]: "I just want to ask, how did this head grow so cheap!"

There is a large group of people who are constantly brushing 666!

Fan Jian said: "I want you to sing Conquer to me. Only in this way can my hurt heart be comforted!"

"I want Lao Tzu to sing about conquest for you, so go ahead and dream!" Ji Guantou directly refused.

I am the second generation of the rich, singing conquest to a poor dick riding a broken electric car, if this word gets out, how can I get along?
"Don't sing, no problem, fat man call the police!" Fan Jian shouted directly.

"it is good!"

The fat man agreed, took out his mobile phone, and said, "110!"

Ji Guantou saw that Fan Jian and Fan Jian were actually playing for real, and his face instantly became extremely ugly. He gritted his teeth and said, "Boy, you guys, it's impossible for me to sing about conquering, let's count it!"

"No, I don't want money, I just want to hear Conquer!" Fan Jian refused.

The phone of the fat man on the other side seemed to have been connected, and he said, "Hi, is the 110 call center?"

"You...you..." Ji Guan gritted his teeth angrily, and said, "If you are ruthless, I will sing!"

Ji Guantou sang with his eyes closed: "I was conquered by you just like that!"

Studio:
The running snail: "Damn it, it's too ugly, people want money for singing, he's killing him!"

"+1 upstairs!"

"+10086!"

"The anchor, don't let him sing!"

After singing a song of conquest, Ji Guantou gritted his teeth and said, "Can I go now?"

"can!"

Ji Guantou turned around and left, and when he got into the car again, Jiguantou said viciously: "Boy, this time I will admit defeat, don't let me touch you again next time, or you will never be able to eat and walk around!"

Cockscomb head drives Ferrari away!

The fat man looked at the back of the car, and opened his mouth and said, "This green turtle is too timid. I didn't broadcast my phone number at all, so I was so scared!"

"I'm guilty of being a thief!" Fan Jian shrugged and said.

"Fatty, you can call 110, this time for real, and call me after the call!"

"it is good!"

The fat man really pressed the dial button this time!

Studio:
Riding a tortoise and chasing a rabbit: "What does the anchor mean?"

Running Snail: "Everyone is gone, why call the police?"

"If you don't know it, you will know it if you don't see it!"

After the call to the police was made, Fan Jian picked it up and said, "Hi, I want to report to the police. Someone was driving under the influence of alcohol in a Ferrari. He just passed me and was heading towards Gaoshan Road!"

The live broadcast room is boiling again!

The running snail: "Nimma, the anchor's operation is too cheap, let him go, and then call the police, I am convinced!"

The wolf who fell in love with the sheep: "Kneel to the anchor!"

"I've never seen such a cheap person!"

"Bitch +1!"

"Bitch +2!"

"Bitch +10086!"

……

System: Congratulations on getting 30 base gas point!
Congratulations on getting 20 points of baseness!
Congratulations on getting 21 points of baseness!
……

Fan Jian was so excited when he listened to the continuous beeping, the increase in the value of this cheap air was even more exciting than turning it on!

"How is it? Are you satisfied with my performance?" Fan Jian said to the camera.

Brother Happy: "Normally, but you have worked hard for the live broadcast, and you can even get a Ferrari. It's just that the performance is a bit poor!"

I want to sing a poem: "Heroes see the same thing, I think so, it's too coincidental, and you can meet Ferrari when you go out!"

"There must be a script!"

"+1 upstairs!"

"It's not a trick, everything happened immediately!" Fan Jian said with a smile.

"Tch, it must be entrusted, otherwise, we will choose a place this time, if you can still be mean, we will trust you!" Said Mr. Happy.

"Yes, let's choose a place, you go be a bitch!"

"That's great!"

A bunch of people booed in the live broadcast room!

"Okay, but what if I can still be mean?" Fan Jian asked.

"If you can still do it, I'll show you ten treasure maps!" Brother Happy replied.

"Okay, tell me the place!"

So a lively discussion started in the live broadcast room: "How about going to a restaurant?"

"No, I think the women's toilet is fine!"

"He must be pretending to be a pervert to go in the women's room. It's boring. How about the funeral home?"

"Not good, we have to respect the dead, and wherever the anchor goes to commit crimes, he will definitely be beaten to death!"

……

The old God Zhang Wei was watching their discussion in the live broadcast room, and even made a suggestion or two. He didn't worry about Fan Jian at all. He believed in Fan Jian's strength, so he didn't need to make special preparations, as long as he behaved according to his normal behavior!

After discussing for a while, Brother Happy said: "It's ok, the choice is made, the hospital, if you can make a fool of yourself in the hospital, we will believe that you don't have a script!"

At the same time, the system rang: Ding dong, get the latest side mission, and challenge yourself!

Mission Location: Hospital!
Mission requirements: Succeed in being cheap!
Task reward: Immediately attribute point 1 point!
Failure penalty: five attribute points will be deducted immediately!

Fan Jian looked at this task and smiled, there is such a good thing, not only can you earn money, but you can also earn attribute points!

He opened his mouth and said, "Okay, let's go to the hospital now!"

Because Gulu, Fan Jian's small electric car, was hit and deformed, he couldn't ride it immediately, so they took a taxi to the hospital.

When Fan Jian was on his way to the hospital, many people in the live broadcast room felt that the content of Fan Jian's live broadcast was very interesting, and they all went to their own groups to shout: "Brothers, I found an interesting live broadcast, come and watch it!"

"Everyone, come and see how cheap this person is!"

"Believe me, this is definitely a slut. You will know it when you come here. If you are not a slut, you will beat me to death!"

……

As a result, the number of people in Fan Jian's live broadcast room increased rapidly again, from more than 5000 people before, to more than 9000 people again, and there is still a tendency to continue to increase!
When Fan Jian arrived at the hospital, the number of people in the live broadcast room directly exceeded the [-] mark!
In the live room:

Little Shenlong in the Waves: "Didn't you say that the anchor is being cheap, why hasn't he acted yet?"

Audience 1: "That's right, I came here on purpose, don't let me down!"

The running snail: "Don't worry, the anchor is now on request, and now he is going to the hospital to commit suicide, and he will be there soon, just wait!"

"The anchor will not let you down!" Said the wolf who fell in love with the sheep.

"I guarantee you have never seen such a cheap person!" Lao Tzu said to the big sausage.

"We'll wait and see!"

Fan Jian looked at the camera and said: "Okay, now I've arrived at the hospital, and I'm about to start the road of being a bitch!"

"Please start your performance!" The running snail!

"+1 upstairs!"

"+10086 upstairs!"

Fan Jian said: "Please keep your eyes open, don't miss any details!"

After finishing speaking, Fan Jian walked towards the registration office with steps that the six relatives did not recognize...

(End of this chapter)